The woman smiled with a silky smile: "What a handsome big brother...... Ahh

I saw the cowherd rushing over and grabbing the other party's hair, picking it up directly, and slapping it on the ground.

The picture was like the Hulk falling Loki, falling left and right, and everyone listening to the sound of snapping was creepy.

After more than a dozen strokes, the cowherd threw the woman aside as if he was throwing a rag, and then clapped his hands and said, "It's done! If it doesn't work, I'll dig a pit and bury her, and help you never suffer in the future!"

At this moment, Yu Huifei is already confused!

He knew that the Cowherd didn't have a good impression of women...... But now I understand, it's not unkind, there shouldn't be a creature like a woman in the eyes of this thing, right?

When you start, it's more fierce than hitting a man!

Yu Huifei now finally knows why the Queen Mother wants to draw a galaxy, probably because she is afraid that her daughter will be abused by her.

Just kidding, of course......

Yu Huifei patted the cowherd's broad shoulder and said, "Brother Lang, thank you." I really don't know how to deal with this woman without you...... Ya is too angry. ”

The Cowherd threw down a sentence and went to the side to drink water.

Yu Huifei squatted down, looked at the woman with a blue nose and swollen face and said, "Hey, can you have a good chat now?"

The woman snorted and raised her head: "I want to touch up my makeup." ”

After washing his face and hair, Yu Huifei found a set of former clothes and threw them to the woman.

It was a shirt and trousers.

The woman's dress is slightly loose, she rolled up her sleeves to her forearm, and she doesn't know if the buttons are intentional or forgotten, anyway, the top two are not buttoned, the white flowers of the mountain, the black ravine, people always have an urge to follow their eyes into the depths.

Yu Hui couldn't stand it anymore, and pointed to the woman's button and said, "Tie it up, no one here is interested in you, be honest." ”

The woman pursed her lips and glanced at the crowd around her.

Black and white impermanence sneered: "We are in the underworld, and I want to vomit when I see many female ghosts, and I am not interested in you." ”

Niu Tou Ma Mian said: "In the eighteenth layer of hell, the female ghosts in the oil pot and the sea of fire are all undressed, and they don't feel anything after seeing too much." ”

The howling dog lay there and slept soundly, obviously because of the different species and was not interested.

Jizo looked at her like a snake and scorpion, and hid straight back.

Cui Jue's old god is here, and he can't see joy......

The cowherd is gearing up, with a eager posture, looking at her eyes is like looking at a sandbag!

was stunned and shuddered at her.

Look at Yu Huifei again, although this thing is trying to suppress his desire, it is obvious that this is the only normal person among all people.

The woman fastened her buttons and sat opposite Yu Huifei, and her body subconsciously twisted out an S curve, bewitching and charming......

Yu Huifei raised his eyebrows: "I don't care who you are, when you come to my territory, you give me some money." Don't be angry, I don't welcome indecent women here. ”

The woman pouted and said, "Lord Yu, you're a little embarrassed." People are born with this, and their actions are like this. ”

Yu Huifei sneered: "That's okay, I'll let someone help you." Brother Lang!"

The cowherd's eyes lit up when he heard it!

When the woman saw it, she was so frightened that she quickly sat up very upright, straight, with a solemn face, cold as frost, like a statue of a goddess sitting upright in the main hall, majestic and inviolable!

Yu Huifei was immediately happy: "Hey...... It doesn't seem that he can't be restrained. ”

The woman was speechless for a while, she really couldn't understand.

The man in front of him is obviously full of desire, and he is really interesting to her body, but why do you have to suppress it desperately?

Yu Huifei said: "Don't talk nonsense, let's talk, who are you." ”

The woman said: "Little god, Olympus, the god of harvest, the god of beauty, my name is Aphrodite." ”

Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then slapped the table and said: "I'm Cao, no wonder you're so beautiful and so prodigal......!

For the god of beauty, Yu Huifei still has an impression.

Of course, in fact, Yu Huifei has also studied the myth of Olympus...... The reason why I studied it is because I saw Venus when I was in college. Curious about what Venus was, he looked it up......

Then I don't know if I don't check, and I will be confused when I check.

The chaos on Mount Olympus seriously challenged Yu Huifei's understanding of morality, ethics, and norms.

The messy relationship between the characters directly collapsed Yu Huifei.

If some of the small movies in the island country are too much, then on Mount Olympus, it is a child's house.

What son sleeps with his mother, when he sleeps with his father's daughter-in-law, a strong woman on Tianshen Street, it is trivial for others to touch other doors when they are not at home, and it is commonplace!

Even, the entire Olympus god system can be seen as a story of a son who had a relationship with his mother and then gave birth to a group of gods.

The beauty god in front of him, Aphrodite, is also a great person, it is said that he is part of the big boss of the Titan clan, and his body fell into the sea, and then turned into this woman in the waves. Aphrodite was born into an adult and was unparalleled in beauty.

Later, he married Hephaestus, the god of fire and craftsmen, but the god of craftsmen was lame and extremely ugly.

He is obsessed with striking iron every day, so he naturally neglects his beautiful girl.

This is like the Olympian version of Wu Dalang......

What about Aphrodite, as a woman who jumped out of the waves, how could she not be a wave?

When her husband couldn't satisfy herself, she began to hook up with other men.

Of course, it's more that other men hook up with her.

Anyway, her pile of dry firewood, whoever touched it caught fire, instantly branded Hephaestus's godhead with a green hat mark, helping him become a green hat god.

She hooked up with Ares, the god of war, and left 5 children successively;

Then he had a child with Hermes;

and the hero Ancasses gave birth to Aeneas.

Anyway, it's all the way to people and people, all the way......

Of course, this can't be blamed entirely on this woman, after all, few of the gods on Mount Olympus are clean, and everyone has a messy relationship.

Anyway, Yu Huifei still can't figure out what kind of system they have.

But the woman in front of him, known as Olympus Pan Jinlian, Yu Huifei still has an impression.

Therefore, as soon as she said her name, Yu Huifei instantly understood why she was so.

Seeing Yu Huifei in a daze, Aphrodite thought that Yu Huifei didn't hear her name clearly, and said with a smile: "The name Aphrodite means water."

If the director thinks it's not easy to call, I'll follow the director's oriental surname, the surname Yu.

How about the full name being Yu Chushui?"

When Yu Huifei heard this, his head suddenly sweated like rain......

Residual effluent......

Yu, out of the water......

It's no problem to take out these words alone, but why does he think that these words are so wasteful when they are put on this woman?

Then Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said, "Forget about this name, I'll give you a new one." ”

Aphrodite obviously understood that Yu Huifei was the boss here, and he deliberately meant to please, and said with a smile: "Okay...... The name chosen by the adult must be good. ”

Yu Huifei nodded and said: "Since your name has the meaning of water, it should be a water hibiscus in our place." ”

Aphrodite obviously knew something about Eastern culture, and her eyes lit up when she heard this idiom, and she muttered, "Hibiscus...... It's pretty good...... too."

Then Yu Huifei said: "Since it is a water hibiscus, then you should call Yu Da Hammer!"

Burst!

Cui Jue, who had been pretending to be deep and silent, drinking tea and playing with a pen, directly squirted out a mouthful of water, glanced at Yu Huifei, as if to say: "Really TM knows how to take a name!"

Aphrodite was also confused, what she couldn't figure out was that this sledgehammer and the water hibiscus had a connection with Nima?

Yu Huifei said: "If everyone doesn't speak, that is, they agree? Okay, that's it, you will be called Yu Da Hammer in the future!"

Aphrodite's eyes were dizzy, and she said, "Who did I meet?"

But Aphrodite didn't dare to refuse in person, because she found that Yu Huifei had been squinting at the cowherd on the side, which meant that there was a tendency to disagree with the cowherd.

Thinking of the ruthlessness of this man, he almost disfigured her.

Aphrodite could only endure the sadness, and said against her will: "This ...... What a good name, hehe......"

Yu Huifei said: "Of course, I don't look at who I learn from every day." I'm with the magistrates...... Hey, why are you going?"

"I don't know you, don't call me. Cui Jue waved his hand and left.

Yu Huifei was embarrassed......

"Sledgehammer, why are you here?" asked Yu Huifei curiously.

Aphrodite was calm: "with that coward of Ares in the temple, and then was caught by my lame husband." ”

Yu Huifei was dumbfounded......

Sure enough, this is a prodigal.

At the same time, Yu Huifei pondered, if the enemy put some terrible infectious disease on this woman, it is estimated that within a few days, the god of Mount Olympus will be extinct, right?

Seeing Yu Huifei's eyes, Aphrodite understood what Yu Huifei was thinking.

She pouted, not bothering to explain anything.

Yu Huifei said: "Since you are here, I will not treat you badly." Our backyard is full, so you can live in the front yard...... In addition, from today onwards, you will be the ...... of our Ghost Inn."

Yu Huifei was stuck, thinking about what words he would use to describe it.

Bai Wuchang added: "The top card." ”

Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, the top card...... Ah...... To your uncle! The bullshit headcard, Lao Tzu, this is an inn, not a green building!"

Bai Wuchang's old face turned red and said, "What's the difference? We have also stayed in five-star hotels, don't we also have small cards?"

Yu Huifei said: "What's wrong with the small card? don't you just cough with others without using the small card...... What's the matter? Stop talking nonsense, get out of here. ”

Bai Wuchang's old face was flushed, and he quickly slipped away.

Hei Wuchang and the others came over one by one with glaring eyes: "Old Bai, don't you go?

Bai Wuchang walked faster, and a group of gossip men laughed and chased after him.

When he arrived at the front yard, Bai Wuchang asked Cui Jue: "Old Cui, Xiaoyu gives someone a big girl that bad name, isn't it okay?"

Cui Jue smiled: "This is where Xiaoyu is smart." ”

Hei Wuchang said: "If you don't have culture, you can call it smart, then I'm not so smart?"

Cui Jue shook his head: "That woman is a god of beauty, and her appearance really deserves this name." But when it comes to living places, it's too messy...... You can see her character. So a peerless beauty who loves to hook up with people, who can withstand the temptation of ordinary people?

Xiaoyu is still young, strong-blooded, and it is the time when he has an infinite yearning for love and the opposite sex.

At this time, let alone a stunning beauty, even if it is an ordinary girl chasing backwards, it is estimated that Xiaoyu is easy to surrender.

That's why he gave Aphrodite a terrible name.

When we meet in the future, or what is she going to do, Xiaoyu only needs to think of the other party's name, at least half soft!"

The black and white impermanence brain made up the picture, a beautiful woman came enchantingly, and Yu Huifei shouted: "Sledgehammer...... You slow down......"

The picture collapsed in an instant......

The two nodded and said, "Sure enough, this name is hard to cure." ”

After everyone left, Yu Huifei looked at Aphrodite's clothes and said, "Go back, buy you a better dress." You can't wear that outfit, there's too little fabric. ”

Aphrodite was stunned for a moment, pointed to herself, and said, "You bought me clothes?

Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Yes, is there a problem? Do you have the money to buy clothes?"

Aphrodite looked at Yu Huifei with a strange expression, and slowly approached Yu Huifei. As soon as I bent over and exerted force, the button on my chest collapsed instantly!

The deep ravines are unobstructed!

Yu Huifei was about to shout the cowherd immediately.

Aphrodite immediately smiled, turned around and sat down, and then glanced at Yu Huifei amorous and said, "You...... Not quite the same with them. ”

With that, Aphrodite got up, twisted the water snake's waist and walked out.

Although it is a men's dress, it still makes her out of the amorous ......

Yu Huifei couldn't help it and shouted, "Hey, hey...... How do you walk? Don't hook up with people like that?"

Aphrodite looked back at Yu Huifei and said, "I'm curious, why don't you let me go like this?

Aphrodite deserves to come from the land of philosophy, and one mouth gave Yu Huifei a very philosophical question.

Yu Huifei touched his chin, then shook his head and said, "What do you say?"

Men want women to wear as little as possible, and I'm no exception. ”

Aphrodite said, "Shall I wear less, or not?"

Yu Huifei was not seduced this time, but looked at Aphrodite with a frown: "Why do you want to dress according to my will? Won't you make your own choice? You are an individual, and you have all the rights to your own body." But why live according to the will of others?"