Chapter 150: Funny Fruit

Hearing Zhou Hao's words, the ice blue footsteps walking in front of her stagnated for a moment, she slowly turned her head, her eyes were light and cold, she looked at this "silly boy" and said, "Then you can go back to Dongzhou directly, I want to go to see my mother alone!"

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment, grabbed the top of his head with one hand, and said, "That's okay, your mother and son are reminiscing, I don't seem to have the need to go over......"

Ice Blue nodded his head, and then turned his head again and walked towards the Funny Tree, at this moment the Inspector had opened the door for them to clearly see the whole picture of the Funny Tree, and at the same time they could walk to the trunk. This is because the owner of Funny Island, Old Funny, has set a forbidden spell here, and it seems that only with the permission of his successor can people pass.

Zhou Hao shook his head, he always felt that Binglan had changed a little compared to before, especially when he looked at his eyes just now, there was a sudden sense of distance and strangeness, which made him feel so uncomfortable, and he wanted to step forward to ask her, but he didn't know how to speak.

Although it was only a day, Zhou Hao really felt that Bing Lan was a very good person. The two of them have talked about their pasts, drank the same gourd wine, been to Jinzhou, and now come to this funny island...... Zhou Hao felt an urge in his heart not to say goodbye to Bing Lan so soon, it seemed that he ...... It seems that he is reluctant to let her go!

"What's wrong with me? I've only known each other for a day, how can I have such thoughts? I'm disloyal to Huahuo, Zhou Hao, you're not the emperor now! Now that you have a woman you really like, you should be single-minded about Huahuo, how can you be half-hearted and think differently? What's more, people are fairy kings, what kind of bean sprouts are you? You actually dare to be reluctant to give up on other people's fairy kings? and you are not afraid to say it to make people laugh out of their big teeth!"

At this moment, Zhou Hao also fell into the same cranky thoughts as Bing Lan before.

"Brother Zhou, what do you want? Come here, I promised this Ice Blue Fairy King, I will give you two funny fruits, my master is in retreat, and I have the final say on the entire island!"

At this time, the Taoist saw Zhou Hao in a motionless daze, and hurriedly walked in front of him and urged.

A word woke up the "dream man", Zhou Hao saw that it was a joker, smiled busily, and said: "I'm sorry Brother Haji, I was distracted just now, let's go pick the fruit!"

After that, the two walked side by side, and the two mounts behind them also followed the steps, and the whole picture was extremely harmonious, which could really be said to be unfamiliar with each other.

When Zhou Hao stepped into the shadow area cast by the funny tree like a mushroom, he instantly felt a special aura baptizing his body, and it seemed that even the cranky thoughts just now had been washed away. Now he has become extremely ethereal and clear, both mentally and physically, extremely relaxed and natural.

"What a magical feeling, I have just ascended to the middle stage of the Golden Immortal Realm, and the immortal power in my body was originally very excited, but now it has suddenly become solid and stable, and even my heart has become calm!" Zhou Hao turned his head to look at the Taoist man, both puzzled and surprised.

"Hahaha, then I have to congratulate Brother Zhou first. When the Taoist heard Zhou Hao's words, he seemed to smile a little unexpectedly.

"Congratulations to me?" Zhou Hao was puzzled.

"Brother Zhou doesn't know, the funny tree was planted by my master Lao Funny, there is only one of the nine immortal domains, and this tree itself has the ability to distinguish good and evil. If the person who comes to pick the fruit for his own selfish desires, he will inevitably be punished by the tree, and the immortal power in the body will eat back on him, and the spirit and body will be tortured tragically, although they will not die, but they can also let those who are greedy shed their skin, so that they will naturally retreat from the difficulties and no longer play the idea of funny fruits. On the other hand, if a person sincerely seeks fruits for others or does good deeds and has a good heart, then the funny tree will baptize his body, remove impurities and bad hidden dangers in his body, and thus make his Taoist foundation more stable!"

Zhou Hao listened, nodded again and again, and said: "Ah, this is really wonderful, your master is so powerful, he can think of using this method to prevent others from stealing funny fruits, high, really high!"

But soon he was also scared for a while, "Fortunately, I came here to pick fruits to save fireworks, not for my own selfish desires, otherwise I would really stop cooking." ”

But Zhou Hao thought of a question at this time: "No wonder the Palace Master of Despair asked me to pick the funny fruit, it seems that she has long known the secret of the funny tree! But it doesn't seem right to think like this, Bing Lan is also the fairy king, and even she said that she can't enter the folded space where the funny island is located without the gourd." There is no doubt that the master of the Taoist must be a genuine immortal master, even if the ruthless palace master goes out by himself, let alone picking fruits, even the funny island will not be able to enter. On the whole, this guy is indeed clearly cheating me, this old virgin, I really want to ...... Hey, I seem to be scolding her again, ah ......."

However, this time he didn't wait for the expected red lightning to come, nothing happened, and he couldn't help but be stunned: "Why didn't it work?

"Oh, I seem to understand, this is the fairy lord's dojo, even if the old virgin has a magic weapon at the level of the fairy lord, what can she do with the realm of prying eyes? Hmph, no tricks, I can finally scold casually, hahahahaha......" Zhou Hao muttered to himself, the more he spoke, the more he wanted to laugh, and the louder he laughed, making Bing Lan and the Taoist inexplicable for a while.

"Turtle, don't sleep, wake up, I have great news for you. Zhou Hao hurriedly turned his head to look at his shoulder and said.

The turtle yawned and said lazily, "What's the good news?"

"From now on, as long as we are on this island, we can scold the Palace Master of Ruthlessness casually, and we don't have to worry about her being able to hear it, how about it, isn't it great news?" Zhou Hao's eyes lit up when he said this.

"Really?" When the turtle heard this, he came to his senses on the spot, and his sleepy eyes instantly turned into blazing eyes. 19th Floor Literature

"Hehe, you won't know if you try it, it's this to lie to you!" Zhou Hao stretched out a little thumb and said.

"Good. The turtle nodded, and his tongue began to swirl wildly in his mouth, and after a while, he said loudly: "Ruthless Palace Master, you 100,000-year-old virgin!"

Immediately, it retracted its head and limbs and tail into its shell, and its movements were swift and skillful.

After a while, Zhou Hao said: "How about it? I said, there is nothing at all, now we can scold her as much as we want, and we don't have to be punished by her lightning anymore, quack." ”

The turtle quietly peeked its head, and a pair of small eyes repeatedly looked above its head until it was sure that no red lightning had fallen, and then it dared to show its entire head and limbs and tail.

"Oh my God, I can't imagine that we really don't have to be careful anymore to watch out for that old virgin's obscenity, we can speak ill of her unscrupulously, we can scold her ancestors for a hundred and eighty generations, hahahahaha......" The turtle looked up to the sky and laughed, almost hoarse.

"I'm really convinced, you two can be so boring......" This is the green snake that has been coiled on the back of the turtle and finally couldn't help but complain to Zhou Hao and the turtle, her white eyes are almost turned out of the sky because of this man and beast.

"You don't understand at all!" Zhou Hao and the turtle looked at the green snake together and said in unison.

"I've thought of 10,000 swear words to greet the old virgin and her family, and she deserves to die if she asked us to accomplish an impossible task, and she has been spying on us all the time, and her vile, shameless, and filthy behavior can only be described in four words!" said the turtle with righteous indignation.

"Outrageous!" Zhou Hao continued.

"Four more. "Turtle Road.

"Crazy!" Zhou Hao said.

At this time, the green snake only wanted to be 20,000 light-years away from these two patients with advanced secondary disease......

When they walked to the trunk of the tree, they found that a door had opened in the thick tree, and inside the door was a normal person's living room. And under the big tree, there is also a pair of swings, and there is a stone platform on the ground, which is engraved with nineteen vertical and horizontal Go chessboards, and there are unfinished chess games on it, and there is a chess box on the left and right of the stone platform chessboard, and two stone pier stools are also placed on both sides of the corresponding stone platform. In addition, there is a bamboo chaise longue not far from the stone platform, and on one side of the chaise longue is a stone table, on which are various tea sets.

The Taoist was about to walk to the stone table to serve Zhou Hao Binglan tea, but the latter hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother Ji, don't bother, we have already drunk tea before." ”

The Taoist smiled, had to give up, and said, "Since that's the case, then let's go straight to the point." ”

Zhou Hao raised his head, the verdant leaves swayed in the breeze, and there was a whooshing sound, and there were round persimmon-sized yellow fruits hanging on the branches one after another.

As Zhou Hao expected, these yellow spherical fruits were exactly the same as the strange pattern he had seen before, and they were even more three-dimensional and vivid.

The provocative eyebrows, the squinting gaze to the left, the pink halo under the eyes, and the big curved smile, combined together are an extremely funny expression, which makes people laugh!

"Funny fruit, funny fruit...... I've finally seen you!" Zhou Hao muttered as he looked at the yellow fruit on the book without blinking.

The Taoist stretched out his hand, and a small golden staff appeared in his hand, and in an instant he rose sharply from the ground and went to the tree.

"Ahh......h Don't knock me, don't knock me, don't knock me, I don't want to be eaten!!"

At this moment, something happened that made Zhou Hao's turtle and green snake dumbfounded, and those yellow funny fruits on the book actually made childlike sounds.

Did the fruit speak?

"Good guys, you've been on this tree for so long, haven't you lived enough?, as a fruit, it was originally meant to be eaten by the gods?"