Chapter 194, the opening ceremony
After a while, Tang Sanzang got up from the ground and said, "Can the village chief let the poor monks and apprentices stay here for a night?" ”
The village chief nodded again and again: "Yes, yes!"
Late at night, Tang Sanzang sat cross-legged on the bed, twisting the rosary and reciting the scriptures in a low voice.
Sun Wukong hung Erlang to sleep on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Master, what are you reading?"
"Transcendent scriptures. ”
Sun Wukong said "Hmm!", his legs turned over and sat up, and he asked curiously: "Excessive scriptures?
"I'm the Empress of the Tang Dynasty. ”
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "What's the use of reciting that Laoshizi scripture, my old grandson Difu has gone to a trip, and the king of the ten halls of Hades promises to be respectful to that queen." ”
Tang Sanzang closed his eyes and read the scriptures, as if he hadn't heard Sun Wukong's words.
Early the next morning, the master and apprentice hurried on the road after breakfast at the village chief's house.
At this moment, the village chief fell into uneasiness, with two dark circles under his eyes, and he was holding his mobile phone haggardly.
After a night of research and mingling, he has a preliminary understanding of the role of mobile phones, worthy of the artifact, such a powerful artifact to let himself be sold? It's like a dream.
The village chief hesitated for a long time, turned on his mobile phone and chatted privately with Lao Zhou.
Big Stone: Senpai, Senpai!
Lao Zhou: It's you, what's the matter with me?
Big Stone: Senior, junior, there is something I would like to ask you about.
Lao Zhou: (laughs) From now on, everyone will be a family, and if there is anything to talk about.
Big Stone: Senior, will you encounter the snatching of this mobile phone by the nobles?
Lao Zhou: Zhang Gongzi is so prestigious, who dares to touch his things!
The village chief was stunned, Zhang Gongzi doesn't have a great reputation in Yelang Country, what should I do?
Lao Zhou: You should ask Zhang Gongzi about this question!
Big Stone: I see.
turned off the conversation with Lao Zhou, plucked up the courage to open the dialogue window with Zhang Mingxuan, and typed: "Little, meet the Divine Monarch!"
In reality, the village chief also bowed respectfully in the house and said to do it.
As soon as Zhang Mingxuan uploaded the updated ascension to the book city, TT thought about it drippingly, Zhang Mingxuan clicked on it, and said in surprise: "It's him!"
Typed, "What are you looking for me?"
Big Stone: The Divine Monarch is above, see the Divine Monarch, and the small one has something to ask. The gods had mercy on me and asked me to make and sell mobile phones, but I was afraid that I would be robbed by the nobles at that time.
Zhang Mingxuan was stunned for a moment, this is indeed a problem, the huge profits of mobile phones will definitely cause the greed of those nobles and even the emperor, frowning and asking: "Can Zhang Xiaofan give him a life guarantee?"
Zhang Xiaofan said: "Yes, I can set a protective formation on him, and once he encounters danger, a protective shield will automatically appear to protect his safety, and then Long Tianao can teleport it through his mobile phone." ”
Long Tianao: "Hey, why me?"
Zhang Xiaofan: "You are the most idle!"
Long Tianao was speechless.
Zhang Mingxuan entered: "Sell mobile phones with peace of mind, I have my own arrangements for your safety." ”
The village chief nodded again and again, "Yes! Thank you, Shenjun." ”
After hanging up the phone, the village chief got up from the ground in a nervous sweat, and his eyes lit up.
Zhang Mingxuan said to himself: "Or I ignored it! If they are affected because of their mobile phones, it will be a big sin." ”
Pushed open the door and walked out, only to see Li Qingya, Li Qingxuan was in the yard, and the birds on the cradle car were chirping.
Li Qingxuan looked at Zhang Mingxuan, "Hmph!" and turned his head, Zhang Mingxuan walked over and took a look, yo!
I am a pure cloud, and it is so difficult to fight the landlord, little fire cow.
Wait~ The name of the little fire cow is so familiar.
Li Qingxuan said to Li Qingya: "Sister, my mother asked you when you will hold the opening ceremony?"
Li Qingya frowned and said, "No need! It's troublesome!"
Li Qingxuan nodded again and again and said, "I want it, I want it!"
Zhang Mingxuan interjected with a smile: "What is the opening ceremony?"
Li Qingya explained: "Whether it is a monk who opens the door to establish a sect or a demon clan who occupies the mountain as the king, a grand ceremony will be held to declare their sovereignty, and they usually invite the surrounding monsters and relatives and friends to get together. ”
Zhang Mingxuan's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he hurriedly said, "Sister, you have to do it! ”
Li Qingxuan also said: "Yes, yes, yes! They will send a lot of good things. ”
Li Qingya said helplessly: "It's too troublesome to usher in the send, you don't lack those things, right?"
Li Qingxuan said: "Yes!"
Then he glanced at Zhang Mingxuan proudly and said, "I picked up a water and fire futon last night, it's very powerful! Your broken fan can't take me anymore." ”
Zhang Mingxuan was stunned for a moment, glanced at his mouth and said, "That's mine." He looked up at the sky and shouted, "Who threw the futon!" The next time it was thrown accurately, no one would throw it clearly without seeing it. Throw it alone, and make it special, right?"
Shaking his head, he said proudly: "Some time ago, too many great gods sent me gifts, and they fell from the sky overwhelmingly! I can't pick it up in a hurry, your futon must have been picked up by me, and I will give it to you if it's okay." ”
Li Qingxuan's eyes widened, and he muttered, "How is it possible?"
Zhang Mingxuan stretched out his finger and pointed to the pond and said, "Look at that lotus! Look at that rockery!"
He pointed to the gazebo and said, "Look at the table, the chair." ”
His hand swept through the air and said, "Look at these strange flowers and plants! By the way, there is also a teacup and an incense burner, which are very powerful!"
Li Qingxuan looked at Li Qingya suspiciously and said, "Sister, what he said is true?"
The corners of Li Qingya's mouth twitched twice and said, "There are indeed a lot of things. ”
Li Qingxuan said in frustration: "How could someone send you something? Could it be that the futon I picked up is really yours?"
Li Qingya said: "Don't worry about this, it's not his." ”
Zhang Mingxuan's eyes widened instantly, and he said, "How could it not be mine?" Although he may not throw it accurately, he must be coming at me. ”
Li Qingxuan smiled proudly and said, "Sister said that it wasn't yours, so it definitely wasn't." Then she said coquettishly: "Sister, you can hold a grand opening ceremony! It's very fun." ”
Zhang Mingxuan also hurriedly said: "Yes! Yes! If you are troublesome, leave it to me, and I will definitely make it beautiful for you." ”
Li Qingya looked helplessly at the two people with expectant faces and said, "Okay!"
Li Qingxuan stood up happily, ran outside and said, "Sister, I'll go and give you an invitation." ”
Zhang Mingxuan also walked towards the house excitedly and said, "I'll plan the project!"
Zhang Mingxuan sat in the room, looked at the screen and said to himself: "What's the best thing to perform? Most of the people who come are from the demon clan! Do you write songs about monsters? It doesn't seem like there are many!"
After thinking about it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said: "Since there are not many people who write about monsters, let's come and write a few about Sun Wukong, and strive to turn him against him." ”
With a certain amount in mind, I started to work on it and began to write the script.
Become a Buddha with one thought
A thought becomes a demon
If you don't cross me to become a Buddha
Then I'll cross you into the devil......