Chapter 739: Punishment
Xiao Pang has one more heart than Xiao Hei: "May I ask the boss, how wide is the Medicine Garden of the Valley of Life and Death?"
Ai Surf sighed slightly: "I'm ashamed! Due to the short period of time that this boss has been in business, the Life and Death Valley Medicine Garden has not formed a scale, only the size of a three-mile radius. β
Chubby and Hei exclaimed, "Three miles away, there must have been no one to maintain it for more than seven years, right? How many weeds must there be? When will the two of us pull it out?"
Ai Surf nodded: "It's been seven years and five months since I left the Valley of Life and Death, and there are a lot of weeds in that time. β
Xiao Fat's face was bitter: "Boss, you are also amazing! In this valley of life and death, you only stayed for a short time, and when there was only one servant, you actually opened up such a wide medicine garden." β
Xiao Hei also looked depressed: "That's it, the boss won't fight like this in the future, okay? The dragon body is important!"
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Ai Surf held back a smile -
"Thank you both for your recognition and concern!
The pen is too small to worry about!
With the strength of your hands and feet, I'm afraid that in less than a year, you will be able to return the medicine garden to a Qingming world!
Alas, if you hadn't been lazy at the beginning, you could have built a medicine garden with a radius of ten miles. In this way, the two heroes can also show their skills. β
Chubby: "I feel that what the boss said is so reasonable, but we are speechless." β
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"Haha!"
"Roar!"
"Giggles!"
"Hee-hee!"
"Hey, hey!"
"Whoa!"
"Slightly!"
Li Piaoyi, Lei Xiaotian, Feng Wuxian and others couldn't bear it anymore, and they all looked up and laughed.
Ai Surf's strange punishment methods, angry words that don't pay for people's lives.
The bitter faces of Xiaopang and Xiaohei are aggrieved and have nowhere to suffocate.
The wit of the golden cannon to strike the bell with a hammer, and the pride after the success of the 'treacherous scheme'.
It makes for a wonderful picture.
The picture of the two little martial gods bending down to pull weeds under the scorching sun is simply not too happy.
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Although the black-robed guest Ling Ziliang and the others also wanted to laugh loudly, they were afraid of Xiao Pang and Xiao Hei's martial arts, but they didn't dare.
The word 'patience' is so hard!
Seeing dozens of strange warriors covering their mouths and noses, their shoulders couldn't help shaking, and the smile in the corners of their eyes was like a red apricot in the spring garden that couldn't be closed.
Chubby was annoyed, and suddenly his eyes rolled-
Aren't these people the ready-made labor force?
Brainpower for physical strength!
They help us pull out the weeds, and we solve their doubts.
Didn't understand martial arts?
Don't worry!
We're also a little martial god, aren't we?
Fool these... Phew! Explain martial arts to the martial artists below the emperor, and you can still barely do it.
Yes, that's it!
Haha, I didn't expect that one day my little fat would only use his brain and not his hands. Didn't you always believe in 'if you can do it, you will never keep your mouth'?
'If you can solve a problem with your brain, you will never do it', isn't this the patent of Boss Ai?
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After thinking about it, Xiaopang turned his head to look at Ai Surfing: "Boss, is this 'Valley of Life and Death' open to the public?"
"Of course, at its busiest time, there are thousands of guests every day. After Ai Surf finished speaking, he immediately understood the meaning of Xiao Fat's words.
couldn't help but glance at Xiaopang approvingly, and sighed secretly: People's potential is really endless, even a reckless person like Xiaopang knows how to use his brain under coercion.
After Fu Ba, he glanced at the martial artists who were secretly laughing with pity: Isn't it funny? If you can still laugh, this sect master will help you, and promise not to even support the wall!
Chubby clapped his hands and laughed, "Haha, that's good!"
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When everyone was at a loss, Xiao Pang pulled Xiao Hei, who was a little dazed, and strode towards those martial artists: "Everyone, do you want to improve your martial arts? Do you want to comprehend the artistic conception of the three big characters of 'Life and Death Valley' on the cliff? Do you want to make friends like us?"
Those people looked at each other, and after some hesitation, finally a few bold people whispered: "Of course I want to!"
It's hard to get started.
As soon as I saw someone taking the lead, the response became louder and louder.
"My generation of martial artists, who doesn't want to improve the level of martial arts?"
"This fat man really asked knowingly, aren't we gathered here just to comprehend the mastery carved on the stone wall?"
"Wow! Can you really make friends with the two heroes? That's the handsome man in the world-famous 'Fourteen Heroes of the Wind and Dust'!"
"Hehe, even our little shrimp can be friends with the two little martial gods? It can't be in a dream, right? Brother, please pinch me hard. β
"Shhhh It really hurts! You're so hard?"
"Uh, didn't you tell me to squeeze it?"
"Then you don't need to poison you, it's all bruised and swollen!"
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Xiao Hei, who had been in a daze, reacted: "Can you still operate like this?" Admire, fat brother, I won't support the wall, I'll help you!"
Xiaopang glanced at him proudly: "Xiao Hei, you are also a mature person, it's time to use your brains more when you encounter problems." β
Xiao Hei: "Let's make sure to think twice in the future." β
Xiaopang pretended to smile profoundly: "Think twice before you act? That's right! Don't just know how to fight and kill all day long." People who only know how to use their brains, no matter how high their martial arts are, they can't be on the table. β
Xiao Hei: "Fat brother has learned a lesson!"
On the face of admiration, but in the heart of the belly slander: use your brains more? Think twice before acting? When you encounter the enemy, it is not you who is fat and take the first action? However, today you have come up with a clever trick to free Ben Laohei from the pain of labor, and you can pretend to be forced.
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After preaching to Xiao Hei, Xiao Pang saw that the crowd was excited, and couldn't help laughing proudly: "Friends, are you willing?"
"Yes!"
The voice is not very neat, but it is loud enough.
"Since you are willing, then follow my little fat man into the valley, as long as you help us both pull out the weeds in the medicine garden, we and Da Lao Hei promise to fulfill your wishes!"
"Huh?"
"Okay! β
"Isn't it just a weed within a three-mile radius, and you can ensure that you can get rid of the grass by hand!"
"This fat man is so polite, it's just to pull out weeds, and to be friends with us, and to help solve doubts, how embarrassing is this? β
"That's right, it's just a gesture!"
"In fact, as long as the fat hero and the black big position shout, we will all help, and we don't need any compensation. β
Those guys are worthy of being mixed up, and when it comes to face, they are more beautiful than the other.
In the past, the personality of not being able to rub sand in the chubby eyes has long been coldly exposed.
However, now that he has a request for help, Xiaopang has to endure it again and again.
The little fat who asks for others can endure it, but the golden cannon who has no desire does not need to endure it. I heard him suddenly shout: "This hero speaks openly and unconditionally for free, dear friends, don't miss it when you pass by." β
A lewd thin young man asked in a low voice, "Dare to ask this... Belch... Jin Daxia, it's really free, and you don't have to pull out the weeds?"
Jin Dacang laughed and said: "Of course it's free! Pull out the weeds? This hero has not been punished, where did the weeds come from?"
When the others saw it, a few people were immediately shaken.
People like to take advantage of it.
can listen to the martial arts of the little martial god for free, and it is no wonder that they will be moved.
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Most of them looked remorseful, but they didn't speak.
In their minds, since they have promised Xiaopang and Xiaohei, they have to implement it.
Eat one's word?
Is it a mother if you have milk?
Lord Ai in front of them, they didn't dare.
Yes, it's not that I don't want to, but I don't dare!
They know very well in their hearts that all they can get from this deal is to solve their doubts. As for making friends, that's just a polite remark.
Think about it, just make a good relationship.
Don't take it seriously.
Seriously, you're losing!
Have you ever seen a dignified little martial god and make friends with a little shrimp like a martial artist and an innate martial artist?
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Seeing that the hateful golden cannon actually jumped out to stir up the situation again, Xiao Fat and Xiao Hei couldn't bear it, so they couldn't bear it anymore.
After the two of them confirmed their eyes, they both took a step forward and pressed on the golden cannon. Xiaopang snorted coldly: "It seems that if I don't teach you a lesson today, you won't stop! β
Xiao Hei also had a cold face: "Don't worry, I promise not to kill you!"
Although Jin Cannon is arrogant, he also knows that he is definitely not the enemy of Xiaopang and Xiaohei. And the two of them made it clear that they wanted to fight one against two.
He is not a masochist, so how can he fight?
At the moment, he retreated and shook his hand again and again: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth! With outsiders present today, how can our own brothers fight among themselves?"
Chubby snorted, "Do you still know that we are our own brothers?"
Xiao Hei shouted even more: "Do you want to fight or not? If you want to fight, let the horse come, and if you don't fight, shut up for us!"
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Seeing that Xiaopang and Xiaohei were so fierce and vicious, the obscene young man who asked the question before suddenly took it to heart!
Beads of sweat the size of beans flowed down his cheeks, splashing dust and flowers.
He wanted to slap himself a few timesβ
Now it's okay, offend these two murderers!
They even have to teach their own brothers a lesson, not to mention that we, who have never known each other, how can we afford a punch from others with our small body?
Although this golden cannon claims to be a small boss, it does not show great strength. And the fat man and the just killed all sides.
Alas, it is really greedy and not enough to swallow an elephant!
Pulling weeds, and tired people, and there are so many benefits to take, why should I listen to the golden cannon bewitchment?
The mind is too undetermined!
It's no wonder that my martial arts path is getting narrower and narrower.
With our mind, how can we achieve anything?
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The golden cannon is difficult to ride a tiger, which is equivalent to digging a big hole for himself.
Let's fight, you can't do it with one enemy and two enemies.
Admit it, so many people are watching, where is his old face?
Moreover, he took the initiative to do things himself, but in the end he got a batch.
This time, in the future, he will still be able to dominate the three living treasures? Do you still want to be the boss of Chubby and Black?
I'm afraid it's unlikely.
Jin Cannon regretted it, and lamented in his heart: I'm too difficult!
Just when Jin Cannon was about to fight hard, Ai Surf finally came forward to solve the siege: "Stay!
Although Ai Surf's tone was full of rebuke, listening to Jin Dacang's ears, it was tantamount to the sound of heaven.
Jin Dacang didn't hold back, and tears came down: The boss still hurts me! I didn't say it, you will be my brother in the future.
Real tears!
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However, Ai Surf's next words stunned Jin Cannon, and he was almost like crying without tears!
"Who said you have no grass to pull out of your golden cannon?
There are still three thatched huts in the Valley of Life and Death, and after all these years, the vicinity must have been overgrown with weeds.
Since we are going to stay in the Valley of Life and Death for some time, why don't we have to make the living environment more comfortable?
Well, the weeds near the thatched hut will be cleared by the cannons!
There is not much work, if you do it alone, you can do it in a month at most.
Do a good job, this sect master is optimistic about you!"
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When everyone heard this, their eyes looking at Jin Dacang were full of sympathy, and there was a hint of banter.
I secretly thought to myself in my heart: I did my own sin, and I really can't live!
Except, of course, Chubby and Blackie.
Sympathize?
They don't say anything sarcastic, unfortunately schadenfreude, it's already quite rare, and you still expect them to sympathize?
It's not that Xiaopang and Xiaohei are soft-hearted to Jin Dacang, it's not that they don't want to fall into the well, but they don't dare.
Because, Boss Ai seems to be very angry.
The boss is angry, and the consequences are serious!
The two of them were punished for their crimes, but they didn't want to add crimes to crimes for the sake of their tongues, and several crimes were committed.
If you want to be happy, just have fun stealing with Boss Ai behind your back!
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Jin Dacang, who finally came to his senses, immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: "Ah? I'm going to pull out the weeds too? Boss, can I ask the reason?"
"Are you too embarrassed to ask why?"
"Why am I embarrassed if I don't steal, rob, or join the skinhead party?" said Jin Dacang.
Among the melon eaters, the two bald guys instantly lay down their guns.
The artificial hands cover his face, and the person hides quietly.
However, the blazing sun shines brightly on their bald heads, and where can they hide for a while?
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Ai Surf snorted: "Isn't there a little bit of pressure in your heart for the unrighteous things you have done?"
"Report to the boss, we really don't know what we've done. Jin Cannon actually didn't want to fight with the serious Ai Surf, he just felt very wronged.
It's just that they took advantage of the fire to rob two subordinates who were becoming more and more disobedient, so why should they be punished?
"Because your mind is not right!"
Ai Surf succinctly said the answer that everyone had been waiting for for a long time.
But this answer made Jin Cannon stunned again.
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"Wrong mind? My golden cannon is not right? Is the boss wrong person? I'm a cannon!"
"I know your name is Jin Cannon! Needless to emphasize, isn't the name Jin Cannon remarkable? Hmph, seeing that his brother was punished not only did not help to intercede, but gloated and fell into the well, such a mentality, isn't it cold?"
"Huh, that's all a joke, huh?"
"You love to joke, but Boss Ben has always been very serious!"
Jin Cannon was completely stunned-
That's it?
Hold the grass!
That's why we're being punished?
Listen, is this still human language that the boss said?
Bad heart, gloating about his brother and falling into the well... Is that the kind of person we are in?
Belch...
It seems that after hearing that Chubby and Xiaohei were punished, our smile was indeed too obscene... Belch... It's a little too splendid.
It's just that the smile is too bright, is that also wrong?
Who made us handsome?
Belch...
It doesn't seem to be as handsome as Boss Ai.
If you are more handsome, in the 'Fourteen Heroes of Wind and Dust', it seems that we are only better than Chubby and Black. Slightly inferior to everyone else.
Well, it's not a big difference, just a small drop.
Alas, since the reason of Lao Lian's 'bad heart' has been forced to move out, then let's bow our heads and admit defeat.
Hurting people with intentions has finally harmed!
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With a wave of his hand, Ai Surf removed the formation at the mouth of the valley.
Everyone looked at it in a hurry, but when they saw the flat bluestone slabs, winding in, there was no end in sight...