Chapter 129: The Son of the Knee
Jiang Qinglan reacted for a long time, and then reacted to the fact that Lu Bu recognized the Emperor of Heaven as his father-in-law.
"When did you recognize the thief as your father?" Jiang Qinglan asked.
"What does it mean to recognize a thief as a father!" Lu Bu was very dissatisfied, "Yang Zhuang is strong in martial arts, if he is willing to teach me, even if he asks me to call grandpa, I am also willing." ”
"......" Jiang Qinglan silently turned her head, she felt that Lu Bu's brain circuit was very strange, so strange that it was breathtaking.
"Of course, you are the person my stepfather values, and I will be very good to you. Lu Bu added, "If you ask me to call you stepmother or grandma, although I feel a little awkward, I will agree." ”
"Don't! No need!" Jiang Qinglan hurriedly stopped, thinking about the fate of Lu Bu's father-in-law, Jiang Qinglan didn't want to take advantage of Lu Bu at all.
"Well, since you don't want to be, forget it. Lu Bu didn't force it, he only firmly practiced the words of the Emperor of Heaven, and followed Jiang Qinglan inch by inch.
What Jiang Qinglan didn't expect was that not long after she left Beijing, she actually met Cao Cao, who was on the run.
"Cao Apu, the Taishi treats you well, why do you have to act like this?" Lu Bu asked.
"Phew, a good bird chooses a tree to perch, Dong Zhuo's house can't go long when he looks at it, why should I choose him?" Cao Cao squinted at Lu Bu, "It's you, such a heroic figure, who actually followed behind a woman, why did you kill your father-in-law again?"
Lu Bu's face darkened, "Cao Apu, if you want to eat my Fang Tian Painting Halberd, just say it, I will definitely fulfill you." ”
Cao Cao didn't mind much, and moved his gaze to Jiang Qinglan, "You are Diao Chan?"
"How can you see it?" Jiang Qinglan did not answer directly.
"Who can make Lu Bu a minister under the skirt, who else in this world except Diao Chan?" Cao Cao had a pair of squinting eyes, and when he said this, he had a smile in his expression, and with that meaningful look, he looked particularly obscene.
Jiang Qinglan heard Cao Cao say this, tilted her head and thought about it carefully, and found that in addition to Diao Chan, there was really one person.
"Actually, there really is another person who can. Jiang Qinglan smiled, "It's just that it's not a minister under the skirt, but a son under the knee." ”
"Dong Zhuo?" Cao Cao was a little disdainful, "His virtue and recognition of Dong Zhuo as his father-in-law is just because it is profitable, and as soon as Dong Zhuo loses power, he will definitely recognize the new godfather again." ”
"Is it really good to say this in front of people?" Jiang Qinglan pointed to Lu Bu, who was about to step forward and choke Cao Cao's neck, "Although you are very right, and he has now recognized his new father-in-law, I feel that this kind of thing of saying bad things in front of me is easy to beat~"
As soon as Jiang Qinglan finished speaking, Lu Bu's hand had already pinched Cao Cao's neck.
Cao Cao's face instantly turned purple, and he slapped Lu Bu's arm vigorously, but Lu Bu's bravery and strength made all his struggles in vain.
Seeing that Cao Cao was about to be pinched to death by Lu Bu, Jiang Qinglan spoke out to stop him.
"Alright, let him down. Jiang Qinglan said.
Although Lu Bu was reluctant, he didn't dare not listen to Jiang Qinglan's words, and as soon as his hand was released, Cao Cao fell to the ground with a snap.
"Ahem...... Cough...... cough ......" Cao Cao slowed down on the ground for a while before he even out his breath.
Looking at Lu Bu, who was glaring at him angrily, Cao Cao was a little cowardly, and pointed the finger at Jiang Qinglan, "Did he discuss it when he listened to you so much?"
Jiang Qinglan glanced at Cao Cao suspiciously, "What do you mean?"
"He listens to you during the day, and you listen to him at night. Cao Cao had just returned to a normal complexion with a wicked smile on his face, "It's really enviable." ”
With a snap, Jiang Qinglan slapped Cao Cao in the face, "Give you a chance to reorganize the language." ”
Cao Cao was first choked by Lu Bu, and now he was slapped by Jiang Qinglan, and he was angry for a while, "You dare to hit me?"
Can't help Lu Bu, can't you be a girl?
Then he raised his leg and pounced on Jiang Qinglan, but Jiang Qinglan was sensitively dodged, and the next moment, Lu Bu stepped forward and pressed him to the ground.
"Dare to be disrespectful to Miss Jiang, I will abolish you!" Lu Bu instantly burst out, if Yang Zhuang knew that Jiang Qinglan was bullied, his peerless martial arts would have no hope!
How could his absolute power be destroyed by a Cao Cao?
Seeing Lu Bu rushing towards him, Cao Cao was so frightened that he retreated again and again, "Stop it!"
Lu Bu turned a deaf ear, and punched towards Cao Cao's front door, directly knocking him unconscious.
"Spare him his life. Jiang Qinglan spoke again.
Cao Cao Kouhi has already been beaten and learned a lesson, there is no need to kill him to vent his anger, not to mention, Jiang Qinglan is still useful if he stays.
"This kind of dog is more cunning and sinister than keeping it, and thinks he is quite scheming. Lu Bu was a little disdainful.
"Such a person is actually very capable of doing things. Jiang Qinglan thought about the Great Wei in the later three-legged period, and was still very sure of Cao Cao's ability in her heart.
It's just that such a person is very ambitious, and it is difficult to subdue, and if you want him to use it for yourself, you must spend a lot of effort.
Jiang Qinglan left Beijing and wanted to establish his own power, first of all, he would accept talents from all walks of life, Cao Cao and his ilk have not yet gained momentum, if they take this opportunity to take them under their own banner, they still have no right to speak?
Cao Cao didn't know that during the period when he fainted, Jiang Qinglan had already estimated his value in his heart, and then made up his mind that he must let Cao Cao use it for himself.
So after Cao Cao woke up, he fell into Jiang Qinglan's carefully designed subjugation plan for him.
Rather teach me to bear the people of the world, not let the people of the world bear meCao Cao, and began to start a protracted tug-of-war with Jiang Qinglan.
"Miss Jiang, are you sure this is really feasible?" Lu Bu looked at Cao Cao, who was thrown into the river by himself after falling asleep, and felt that Jiang Qinglan was a little whimsical, and he got along these days.
Lu Bu felt that Cao Cao's dog was even more wolf-hearted than himself, and Jiang Qinglan actually tried to influence him, how could this be?
"You don't know this, why can people talk about heroes saving beauty?" Jiang Qinglan asked.
"Why?" Lu Bu looked puzzled.
"Because people love this kind of pity for the weak in their bones, and they like to see this kind of behavior. Jiang Qinglan said.
"What does this have to do with you asking me to throw Cao Cao into the river?" Lu Bu was still puzzled.
"I'm going to put on a show that people like to see. Jiang Qinglan chuckled, "Only heroes are allowed to save the United States, and the United States is not allowed to save the heroes?"
"Cao Ah is a hero. Lu Bu said disdainfully, "It's very bad." ”
Jiang Qinglan was surprised, "General Lu, you seem to have a special prejudice against him, why? Do you have any trouble with him?"
"I can't talk about festivals, I just can't get used to seeing him act. Lu Budao.
"Come, let's talk. Jiang Qinglan said.
"Cao Agui was in Beijing before, and the Taishi took a fancy to his talent and wanted to use it for his own use, and was very kind to him, but he didn't appreciate it or say anything, and he wanted to assassinate him in the name of offering a knife. ”
"Although I don't pay much attention to righteousness, at least I won't be so disobedient. ”
What's more, some of his habits are really despicable. Lu Budao.
"What fetishe?" Jiang Qinglan asked, all she knew was that Cao Cao liked other people's daughters-in-law, but this was all after he gained power, and now he is still unknown, is there any other fetish?
"He likes ......" Lu Bu originally wanted to tell the truth, but suddenly remembered Yangtian's explanation, and immediately stopped his mouth, "He likes some things that normal people don't like." ”
Jiang Qinglan rolled her eyes, if it was normal, it wouldn't be called a disgraceful fetish!
"The girl's family, I still don't want to know. Lu Budao.
"Do you like other people's daughters-in-law?" Jiang Qinglan had no scruples.
"How do you know?" Lu Bu was shocked, this matter may be known to everyone in the men's circle, but how did Jiang Qinglan know about it?
"Mountain people have their own tricks. Jiang Qinglan pinched her fingers, her face mysterious.
"Okay, I'm going to the United States now. Jiang Qinglan stood up and went to the place where Cao Cao was thrown, she was afraid that if it was too late, Cao Cao would really be drowned.
Because he had greeted Lu Bu in advance, the water in the place where Cao Cao was thrown was not deep, so Jiang Qinglan easily fished up Cao Cao, who was fluttering in the water.
The water was not very deep, not as deep as Cao Cao's waist, but he was thrown into the river in his sleep, and because he was a landlubber, he could get up after fluttering for a long time.
When Jiang Qinglan went to fish him out, he grabbed Jiang Qinglan's arm tightly and didn't let go.
"Loosen up, it's already ashore. Jiang Qinglan angrily broke Cao Cao's fingers, "You said you, how did you sleep in the water?"
Cao Cao was shocked, he had always had a problem with sleepwalking, and he once accidentally killed the guards around him because of this.
So much so that when Jiang Qinglan asked, the first thing he thought of was that he was sleepwalking into the water, and he didn't even think that he was thrown down.
"Thank you for saving me. "Cao Cao said sincerely.
"You're welcome. Jiang Qinglan didn't use this to blackmail Cao Cao to follow her, after all, she is only a bare-bones commander now, and Cao Cao can't even look down on Dong Zhuo, let alone look down on herself.
So Jiang Qinglan didn't do this kind of thing knowing the result.
It's a pity to waste this favor.
Cao Cao saw that after Jiang Qinglan finished speaking, he stopped talking, and was a little surprised, "The grace of saving lives cannot be repaid......
"Stop!" Jiang Qinglan immediately stopped Cao Cao's words, "I don't want you to make a promise, and I don't want you to give birth to a grass ring, what should you do, don't bother me." ”
A hint of interest flashed in Cao Cao's eyes, "Your name is Jiang Qinglan?" ”
"Your name is Cao Cao? Jiang Qinglan shot back unceremoniously.
"Sharp teeth, very different from those backhouse women, do you want to follow me?" Cao Cao invited in a raised tone.
Then Jiang Qinglan slapped it in the face, "Stinky and shameless, just like those lustful people, can you be my face?"
Cao Cao didn't expect Jiang Qinglan to reply like this, and after being stunned for a moment, he burst out laughing, "You do mean something, after I was caught by you, I forgot to ask, what are you going to do?"
"Do something big. Jiang Qinglan said in a tone like drinking water, "I want to put this world in order." ”
"Are you or him?" Cao Cao sneered with a hint of sneer, it's not that he doesn't look down on these two people, Lu Bu is brave and strategic, even if Jiang Qinglan is a little interesting, she is just a woman, what can she do?
"Of course it's me. Jiang Qinglan glanced at Cao Cao, "I know what you have in mind, this is indeed unexpected, but no matter how unexpected it is, this is also a fact." ”
At this time, Cao Cao's expression gradually became solemn, "Why?"
"What?" Jiang Qinglan asked rhetorically.
"You are a woman, why do you want to do men's things, can you do what men do?" Cao Cao said.
When Jiang Qinglan heard this, she smiled contemptuously, "A man's business?
Cao Cao didn't speak, and acquiesced to the answer that the world is a man.
"Then I'll let you see, I can't win the world of men in your mind!" Jiang Qinglan said arrogantly.
"Hahahaha. Cao Cao laughed out loud, "You're crazy and a little realistic." ”
"Really, right?" Jiang Qinglan also showed a smile, "Then I'll let you see, my crazy capital." ”
Jiang Qinglan said that she didn't say anything more, but in the following days, she showed her wealth a little, and where she passed along the way, she recruited some people.
In addition, it also showed Cao Cao how strict the discipline and combat ability of the people he recruited were.
directly knocked Cao Cao over in place.
"How is it?Cao Apu, I'm crazy after seeing so much?" Jiang Qinglan asked with a smile, her expression was clear and her eyebrows were indifferent, like an innocent lady, if she hadn't seen it all the way, Cao Cao would never have believed that such a woman could do those things.
"It's a bit of a shame. Cao Cao shook his head, "No matter how powerful you are, you will not be recognized by the world, and if you are delusional about Si Chen, you will only end up with a sad end." ”
Jiang Qinglan smiled nonchalantly, "Who cares about this? Life is in the world, doing what you want to do is a great thing, as for the end, before the last moment, who knows what it will be like?"
"Men have been in power since ancient times, look at those harem ladies who want to be regents, and you will know what the end is. Cao Cao glanced at Jiang Qinglan, "Although you have achieved a little success, you are still a lot behind the people who were born to stand at the top of the harem girls, not to mention, compared to them, you are still unknown." ”
"Do you know what is the most despised thing in the world?" Jiang Qinglan asked in a flat tone.
"What is it?" Cao Cao asked.
"It's the kind of analogy that compares other people's endings to oneself. Jiang Qinglan looked at Cao Cao fixedly, "There is nothing wrong with taking history as a mirror, and there is nothing wrong with learning from the experience and lessons of predecessors, these will not be looked down upon, but if you are confined to it, because you don't dare to take a step forward after seeing the ending of others, this is the most despised." ”
"So don't compare me with those girls, the conditions are different in different generations, there is no comparison at all. After Jiang Qinglan finished speaking, she glanced at Cao Cao, "You are now my prisoner, take care of your mouth, and let me hear what Si Chen, I will starve you for three days!"