53. Enjoy yourself

This spirit beast is very large, weighing hundreds of kilograms, full of blue, full of blue light, with dense blue and black hair all over its body, thick limbs, four feet on the ground, and four thick thighs, four black hooves, a pair of big black eyes on its big head, and two big and sharp horns on its head. This spirit beast is none other than a green cow.

Qingniu, a fifth-level spirit beast, is a relatively ordinary spirit animal in Qingshi Town, and it is also a domestic animal, which is often used to pull carts and sometimes used as a mount. Villagers often raise a variety of spirit beasts, used as mounts, in Qingshi Town, in addition to the green cow, there are several other spirit beasts are used as mounts, such as: the fourth-level spirit beast green donkey, the fifth-level spirit beast Huang Luma, the fifth-level spirit beast mountain deer, the third-level spirit beast goat, and so on.

Huang Tie Dan raised a green ox and used it as a mount. Today is Wei's big competition, Huang Tiedan rode his own green ox, came to Wei Mansion early in the morning, first sent the green ox in Kong Ermao's animal pen, and now the competition is over, he will take the green cow out again, ready to ride the green ox home.

When Huang Tiedan came in the morning, he called Kong Ermao a few times, found that Kong Ermao was not at home, and did not care, it was important to go to participate in the competition first, and when the competition was over, he came to Kong Ermao's house again, and found that Kong Ermao was actually at home, so he talked with Kong Ermao in the hall and talked for a long time, and this time he was going to ride a bull home. Huang Tiedan led the green cow out of the yard, and then turned over on the back of the cow, and said with a strange cry: "Pig Ganglie, let's go." ”

It turned out that Huang Tiedan named his green cow "Zhu Ganglie", which was a name with low taste and made people disagree.

Huang Tiedan rode a green ox, led a colorful golden clam behind him, and after a strange scream, he swaggered along the artificial river to the west.

Huang Tie Dan wanted to return to the courtyard where he received the prize, and show off his demeanor in front of everyone, but remembering that Kong Ermao had told him to "not be too ostentatious", he had to do it, and in this regard, he secretly said: Alas, this major repair is majestic and indispensable, and it is a pity that he did not let the inner disciples see it.

Huang Tie Dan along the artificial river, towards the west, soon, to the swallow bridge, through Wei Shengjian's snail dwelling Xiaoxuan, after crossing the Qingshi River on the Xingwu Bridge, then turn south, to the corner, and turn east, to the front of the bridge. Along the way, Huang Tiedan was in a good mood, and he couldn't help but have a strange voice, and he sang a few songs, and the singing was loud, resounding throughout the entire Wei Mansion.

People say that there are many monks in Qingcheng, and there are too many to count.

He also said that there were many great monks, and there were many, and there were too many to count, and they couldn't be counted.

There is also a great monk, he is majestic, majestic.

If you want to say who the great monk is, he is none other than the Qingshi layman, the bluestone layman.

Who is he? His surname is Huang Lai, his name is Tiedan, he is the first beautiful man in Qingcheng, Huang Tiedan, Huang Tiedan, known as the first beautiful man in Qingcheng.

In this way, Huang Tiedan sang one song after another, he traveled from the north of Wei Mansion to the south, all the way, the song went straight to the clouds, and for a while, the commotion was full of commotion, flowing between heaven and earth.

When Huang Tie Dan was about to arrive at the bridge in front of the house, he saw from a distance that there was a person standing in front of the bridge, and this person was none other than the elephant skin shrimp, Huang Tiedan's good friend. Elephant Shrimp heard a strange person early, humming a strange song and walking towards him, Elephant Shrimp said secretly: Needless to say, this bastard must be a yellow iron egg.

When the elephant shrimp and other yellow iron eggs arrived, they immediately blamed: "You bastard, what the hell is singing in your mouth, it's so ugly, I heard it from afar, and I thought there was a devil somewhere." ”

The yellow iron egg was on the back of the cow, and when he came to the front, he screamed: "The pig is just in line, stop." ”

Elephant Shrimp heard the strange cry of Huang Tiedan, his fat face twitched twice, and said strangely: "Your sister, a good green cow, you bastard, what is not good to call it, you actually call it Pig Ganglie, you bastard, what kind of quirk." Every time I hear you call me that name, goosebumps fall all over my body. ”

Huang Tiedan turned over and got off the back of the cow, holding the colorful golden clam in his hand, approached, pretended to be the skin shrimp and said: "It turns out that the little shrimp is here, good friend, I don't know what you have to do here?"

When the elephant shrimp heard Huang Tiedan's words, he was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and he scolded: "Get out of your sister's old dung ball, you are pretending to be a ghost like this, be careful that I blow your dog's head." ”

Huang Tiedan laughed and said, "I'm sorry, good friend, I've been waiting for a long time." ”

Elephant Shrimp blamed: "Your sister, do you still know that I am waiting for you here? I told you a long time ago that after receiving the prize, you will come here to meet me, your sister is good, it is not the same thing at all." What kind of unseemly deed have you been doing for so long? Also, why did you go so far instead of coming out of the bridge in front of the house? ”

Huang Tiedan hurriedly interrupted the elephant shrimp and said: "Stop, stop, stop, why is there so much nonsense, don't I have something, how can I tell you so carefully, didn't I hurry up this time, didn't I come? Don't ask so much nonsense, get to the point." ”

The elephant shrimp listened to Huang Tiedan's words, so he scolded: "Your sister, what kind of attitude do you have, you don't come for a long time, is it reasonable?"

Huang Tiedan arched his hand, and then pointed to the colorful golden clam, and said, "It's true that something delayed for a while, I'm really sorry." Don't talk so much nonsense, don't you want to see the prizes? Look, this head, this golden light, it's amazing, hahaha. ”

Elephant Shrimp looked surprised and said, "No, I just heard you say that you will be able to get a high-level magic weapon in this competition, how did you become a toad?

Huang Tiedan sneered and said: "Is this a little different from expectations, as the saying goes, those who are unsatisfactory in life, nine times out of ten, this is what it means." It's not bad to have such a Muggle, this Muggle is the main medicine for the production of the elixir, and it should not be underestimated. ”

The elephant shrimp looked puzzled and said, "What are you talking about, what Muggle, what elixir?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Then, Muggle is the name of this colorful golden clam, I named it, do you want to pull the wind?"

Elephant skin shrimp face disdain, know that the grade of yellow iron eggs has never been high, just like the yellow iron eggs of the mount green bull, yellow iron eggs to name it called "pig gang column", this unique taste, it can really be said to be different, people dare not agree, now yellow iron eggs to the colorful golden clam named "muggle", of course, there is no need to make a fuss.

Elephant Shrimp said: "I see, this name is really top-notch." You Muggle is the main elixir of Rausch, but I have never heard of it. ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Little shrimp, look at your ignorant appearance, you haven't even heard of the spirit pill, it's really a toad at the bottom of the well, I don't know how big the sky is." ”

Elephant Shrimp said: "Fuck your brother-in-law, you bastard, you always look like a good teacher, I really want to blow your head." ”

Huang Tiedan laughed and said: "This elixir, but it is a kind of elixir, just like you, only by eating, you can easily break through to the elixir, you say, is this elixir powerful?"

The elephant shrimp said: "Oh, there is such a powerful elixir, I don't know where it is sold?"

When the elephant shrimp heard about the magic of the elixir, it became dizzy, and the questions asked were the same as those of the yellow iron egg before.

Huang Tiedan was stupid and smoked when he heard the question asked by the elephant shrimp, and he was like himself, he didn't have much knowledge, laughed, and used the tone of an elder to educate the elephant shrimp. Huang Tiedan said: "Young man, the Guiding Spirit Pill is not sold casually, it is the legendary fifth-level Spirit Pill, which is made by a senior pharmacist after a lot of hard work, and it is not something that a villager like you can have." ”

The elephant shrimp said: "I'm sorry, don't brag about it here, I think I'm so bullish." According to what you say, you haven't seen the elixir, and you are still talking nonsense with a shy face, pretending to be in front of me. I guess, you also heard what people said, your sister, actually showing off in front of me, as if you are capable, I will go to your sister's old dung ball. ”

Huang Tiedan's face was extremely thick-skinned, and he didn't care about it, and said, "Of course, I just heard this from Kong Yaoshi's mouth. ”

Elephant Shrimp said: "It turns out that you guys went to see your Grandpa Kong first." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "It's Old Man Kong." ”

Elephant Shrimp laughed and said, "Whether it's your Grandpa Kong or Old Man Kong, in short, you bastard, you will only stink and show off, but in fact, there is nothing at all." The toad you mentioned is probably not very useful, and when I go back, I will cut it down, and then cook it, and we will share the food, how about it?"

The elephant skin shrimp said, while staring at the colorful golden clam, this colorful gold clam seems to understand human words, listened to the words of the elephant skin shrimp, moved back, Huang Tie Dan pulled the beast rope, did not let it retreat, and then said to the skin shrimp: "Seaweed radish toad, give me how far to roll as far, this colorful golden clam, but it is very useful, I will use it to refine the elixir." ”

The elephant shrimp said: "I, just like you, you can also refine the elixir? I see that you will only have some sweet dreams all day long." Even if this toad, as you said, you can refine the elixir, you are not a high-level pharmacist, you didn't say it just now, if you want to refine the elixir, you have to become a great pharmacist, just like you, if you want to become a great pharmacist, it is estimated that it will take thousands of hundreds, and by then you will have turned into a loess, hahaha, am I right?"

Huang Tiedan said: "You are a native of the people, you don't know gold and jade, little shrimp, don't tell you, just below, now you are a first-level pharmacist, and when I learn to refine the spirit elixir, it will be a fifth-level pharmacist, at that time, you can only look up to me, hahaha." ”

The elephant skin shrimp couldn't see the face of Huang Tiedan, and scolded loudly: "I'm sorry, go to your sister's old dung ball, you know how to dream all day long." ”