Chapter 208: Drinking Wind View

When the people in the audience saw it, they naturally exclaimed again.

In that scene, even Shen Li nodded and praised: "I give full marks to this stage effect...... Mu Bai, you also learn a little! It's also a magic stick, look at people!"

"What's so difficult about this! Mortals are just rare and weird. ”

"Wow creativity!" Shen Li said angrily: "How can people think of it!

"Shh

Mu Bai suddenly made a silent gesture and whispered with a serious face: "That thing in the water is moving." ”

Before the words fell, I saw Yan Shuling on the high platform suddenly stand up, shook the Buddha dust in his hand, and the Taoist who was dancing and singing immediately stopped, and after a vague recitation in his mouth, he pointed the peachwood sword towards Shen Li's sedan chair.

- Huh? Is this my turn?

After a while, I saw a few black-clothed little Taoist priests holding red flowers and red silk walking towards the sedan chair.

Shen Li dared to straighten his clothes and bring the red hijab to cover himself.

Mu Bai said in her ear, "Fourteen, that thing seems to be particularly sensitive to sound. Later, if you fight with it, remember not to make a noise, it will be in your favor. ”

Shen Li nodded, and the golden bells on the four corners of the phoenix crown on his head jingled. She suddenly realized the meaning of these objects, and she took out all the bells on her body one by one and pinched them flat. The pair of white and tender green jade hands, the thumb and index finger were intertwined, and the round golden bell deflated into a gold piece, and it could no longer make a little sound.

When Mu Bai saw it, she subconsciously touched the place on her arm that she had pinched yesterday: Then it's a golden bell anyway, right?! Why is it like a paper ball in her hand? It seems that she has shown mercy to me! Otherwise, this arm would have been broken a long time ago, right?!

Alas, it seems that this thing can't be eaten by mortals casually!

The black-clothed Taoists approached in a blink of an eye, holding a long red silk in their hands, and without saying anything, they wrapped Shen Li up, tying it from head to toe, like a big red zongzi.

Shen Li didn't resist, but asked lightly, "You tied me like this, how can I walk?"

"Hugh is long-winded!"

The four of them started at the same time, lifted her whole body, and walked towards the altar. Shen Li sighed in his heart: Okay, this kind of coffin-like way of going on the field is really exactly the same as a funeral!

Shen Li was carried onto the altar like an object and placed on the futon behind the offering table, apparently becoming part of the tribute.

Mu Bai followed those Taoist priests and got off the sedan chair together, and was stopped as soon as he came to the foot of the altar, and could only mix among the people and watch from afar.

On the offering table are incense burners, as well as various offerings such as three animals, grains, fruits and snacks with yellow paper charms. As the biggest tribute, Shen Li was covered with a red hijab, although he couldn't see the Taoist priest's hard performance, but all the delicious food on the table could be seen clearly.

At this hour, it's almost time to eat, right? I didn't expect these Taoist priests to be really considerate.

Shen Li swallowed his saliva, and looked up at the middle of the altar: the black-clothed Taoist was no longer jumping around at this time, but was holding a huge yellow paper book and reading the sacrificial text.

...... How many more shows have you arranged? Can you start the meal on time? My legs are numb.

The red silk on the body is wrapped too tightly, which makes people feel very uncomfortable. Shen Li loosened the scabbard tied to the inside of his arm, and as soon as he withdrew halfway, the red silk that bound his upper body was obviously loosened. Sure enough, none of these Taoist priests were professional, and she was able to free her arms very easily with a little trickery - the scabbard was left in place to recharge, and her two small claws stretched out unscrupulously towards the sumptuous offering table.

Speaking of which, things can go so smoothly, and we have to thank Master Ye.

When the dragon king's wife was grooming and dressing, a Taoist priest came to the door: first, to verify the body, and the other is to check the belongings. For example, swords and the like are not allowed to bring sedan chairs - not because they are afraid that the bride will cut people, but because they are afraid that finding a short-sighted view on the way to the wedding will affect the sacrifice, and this kind of thing has happened before.

Master Ye said that as long as Shen Li is willing to replace Miss Ye, he can agree to anything—of course, even if you have to turn yourself into a mobile armory, it is negotiable.

As for those Taoist priests, it's easy to dismiss. They were relieved to see that Shen Li was different from the girls who were crying and chirping before, and Master Ye made a generous move and stuffed a lot of silver, so the body search was confused. Yan Shuling didn't rub sand in her eyes, but as soon as she was interrupted by Mu Bai, she was confused.

As a result, it became like this - Shen Li, the wife of the dragon king, who had been inspected and tied like zongzi after layers of 'strict' inspections, sat cross-legged on the altar with a red hijab, and munched on the tribute fruit in front of everyone's eyes.

After eating seven or eight minutes full, her courage became bigger and bigger. The Taoist priest turned his back to her, not knowing whether he didn't notice it or didn't care, and continued to recite the extremely long and obscure sacrifice. Shen Li was really impatient to wait, so he simply removed the hijab and kicked the offering table over:

"Hey, you're not done?!"

The black-clothed Taoist priest had never met such an arrogant dragon king's wife for many years, and looked back at her with a stunned face, and was stunned on the spot when he saw this place.

I didn't bother to pretend anymore, Shen Li tore off the remaining red silk on his body, stepped on the table, pointed at the Taoist priest and said: "It's rare that you can read and hyphenate, but you don't learn well, and it's disgusting to write such a bullshit article?!"

"You fanatic!"

The Taoist priest was shocked and angry, and just wanted to turn around and call someone to subdue her, but she said again:

"Soon you will find out that I am not only crazy, but also very irritable!"

Shen Li smiled, picked up a piece of red silk on the ground, stretched out his hand and put it around his neck, and tied it around. Don't look at the Taoist priest who jumped very happily just now, in fact, he didn't have any real skills, and he was restrained by her without even a decent resistance.

Seeing this, the Dharma Protectors standing around the altar drew their swords one after another and surrounded them with fierce expressions. Shen Li had already taken precautions, and then took out a long knife from his sleeve - the 'Wuling Mountain Female Demon Head' was not a waste of fame! If you only talk about the work on the sword, these few people are not enough.

The white-clothed Taoist priests who rushed forward first looked to be only seventeen or eighteen years old, although they held swords in their hands, there was no murderous aura on their bodies, and it could be seen at a glance that most of the elements of this frame were scaring people - Fox Fourteen was a serious old fox who had practiced for thousands of years, and these little Taoist priests in front of her were completely childish children in her eyes.

"Bold woman, let go of the archmage quickly!"

Shen Li listened and blinked: "It turns out that you are not in a group?"

Do you actually call him 'Archmage' instead of Senior Brother, Master, Uncle or something?

From the point of view of clothing temperament, the difference in the style of these Taoist priests' school uniforms is also quite large: most of the white-clothed or gray-white Taoist robes are young, but their eyes are firm, humble and polite, and their speech and demeanor are well-educated and very strict, while the black-clothed Taoist is obviously free and casual, with exaggerated acting skills, very arrogant, and a worldly virtue of bullishness.

Shen Li couldn't help but glance up at Yan Shuling, who was standing on the higher floor behind him, and saw that she was also paying close attention to the movements below.

This Dao Gu is not simple, she is probably practicing in a serious Taoist temple, and she may be the master of these children? How could she be mixed up with those black-clothed Jianghu Taoist priests? Since she is a good and decent family, then she will get rid of demons! Why don't you cooperate with the great god of jumping to engage in the set of 'marrying a wife of the dragon king'? It is not a road at all.

Moreover, even Mu Bai, who didn't have much cultivation, knew that there was something in this water, so Dao Gu wouldn't not know it, right?

There were many doubts about this matter, but the little Taoist priests in white saw that they had already surrounded the front, and Shen Li didn't have time to think about it, so he had to fight first.

Although it had reached the point where the swords and soldiers faced each other, Shen Li did not unsheath the sword, but only used it as a stick, and even taught those little Taoist priests a good lesson, so that they could taste some hardships. After a while, the little Taoist priests either fell to the ground, or were kicked off the altar, and they were beaten to pieces.

Seeing this, the white-clothed Taoist priests holding the demon suppression flag under the stage came up one after another, and Shen Li put the scabbard in his hand horizontally, and said angrily: "Come again, I'm going to be polite!"

Yan Shuling, who was standing at the highest point of the altar, shook off the dust of the Buddha at this moment and signaled everyone not to act rashly.

In Shen Li's view, this is more like a kind of connivance.

"You all listen to me!"

Shen Li left the Taoist priests, stood in the center of the altar, and said loudly to the people below: "When it rains in the sky and how much rain it falls, there are all regulations! When the water rises and the tide falls in the river, it is also controlled by the season! There are mountain gods and land in all parts of the world, and the water and soil are protected by the incense of the world, and they must abide by the laws of heaven and follow the law of the four seasons, how can such demons control it?"

There was an uproar in the audience.

Shen Li took the black-clothed Taoist to his side, stepped on it, and said: "Also, all serious immortals, since they are favored by the heavenly court, they must abide by the rules and precepts of the heavenly court! How can there be a reason to ask the mortal world for a woman to be a wife? And 'the dragon king marries a wife'? Doesn't the dragon king have to abide by the rules of heaven? Who is the Xiantai for? Wow, are you also in the heavenly court as faint officials as the mortal world? Is there still a heavenly principle?"

"This sycophant is so slapped-tsk, if I were the Emperor of Heaven, I would definitely have to give you a salary increase!" Mu Bai in the audience said to himself with a smile.

He was not idle at the moment, taking advantage of Shen Li's shouting on the stage, he quietly touched the upwind of the altar, took out a small bottle from the treasure bag, pulled out the stopper, and countless mosquito-sized insects flew out of the small porcelain bottle - this gadget is called Sleep Gu, commonly known as sleepy insects, although the mana is very limited, but it is not a problem for people to sleep for an hour.

Although the charm is not well disturbed by spiritual power, this little thing will not fail!

After a while, the black-clothed and white-clothed Taoist priests guarding around the altar fell asleep in a large area.

"So, the one who wants to eat people in the river is a monster at all! If you want to have a peaceful life, you should go and ask an immortal to come back and subdue it!"

Shen Li continued: "Whose child is not the meat of the parents' hearts? You always throw girls into the river to feed him, how long will this be a head? Sooner or later, it will become accustomed to eating your flesh and blood, become the climate, and its appetite will become bigger and bigger, and it will definitely do even greater evil!"

"You witch, don't talk nonsense!"

At this time, the black-clothed Taoist priest on the ground struggled to straighten up, and retorted loudly: "This is the old rule of my Wulingdu for thousands of years!'The Dragon King marries a wife and keeps the four seasons safe'!

"Fart!"

Shen Li said angrily: "There is a man-eating monster in the river, you big men don't talk about subduing demons, but you want to do what kind of dragon king's famous hall of marrying a wife, tying up a little girl and throwing it into the river? What kind of truth is this? Which saint taught you to do this? Do you have in your head?!"

When the Taoist priest saw that she had sharp teeth and a sharp mouth and a loud voice, he simply did not argue with her, but only howled loudly: "Great calamity is coming, great calamity is coming——!

His trick was really good, and the people below immediately panicked when they heard it.