Chapter 276: Meeting, Pit Man!
The zodiac snake glanced at him: "I don't have hands." ”
Zodiac Rat: "@#......"
Yu Huifei saw that no one took care of him, and he was not discouraged, and continued to shout: "Brothers, someone wants to rob the back mountain with us, can you agree to this?"
"Noise, noise......"
The courtyard was still filled with the sound of mahjong.
The zodiac pig did not forget to shout: "Poor!"
Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and shouted, "If you still play mahjong, your house will be robbed soon!"
Hearing this, the sound of rubbing mahjong stopped instantly.
The zodiac monkey casually slapped a piece of mahjong on the table, smashed it directly, and said angrily: "Who dares to rob our house?"
Yu Huifei saw that everyone finally began to pay attention to this matter, so he told the whole story.
After finishing speaking, Yu Huifei encouraged: "Brothers, everyone must understand the stakes. If this new ninth floor is accepted, you will have to go with us to squeeze the old ninth floor. When the time comes, eight people in a room, don't be too crowded, after a while, thirty-six days will be over, seventy-two will be down, we can be even more crowded!"
Bang!
The always good-tempered zodiac pig slapped the table and stood up: "Grandma's, it's too much to deceive people, brothers copy guys, fuck it!"
The zodiac rat desperately raised his hand and said, "Count me one, count me one!"
Then he turned around and slapped the zodiac snake again: "Say, I'm going to fight." ”
The zodiac snake glanced at him and said, "You......?"
The old zodiac rat blushed and shouted, "I...... I can call my little brothers scouts!"
What else did the zodiac snake want to say, the zodiac cow over there said: "Old snake, let him go, it's important to do business." ”
The zodiac horse is an old horse, usually not interested in anything, but now he also raised his horse's head: "Is it because I can't lift the knife, or has the way of the world changed?"
After all, the zodiac is new, and in their bones, everyone is not centered on Yu Huifei, and they are more friends, so they all have their own ideas.
But the bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence are different, they and Yu Hui are not iron buddies.
And I have been here for a long time, and I know that there are many things in the mortal world, and I can't just go my own way.
So the bull head knocked on the table, wore sunglasses, tilted his head, and shouted like an underworld: "Xiaoyu, what's going on with this? ”
Bai Wuchang also said: "Xiaoyu, you say, let's do what we have to do." ”
Someone finally pulled a word to him, Yu Hui glanced at Niu Tou and Bai Wuchang gratefully, and beckoned: "Brothers, look here!"
A bunch of guys came over one after another.
Yu Huifei said: "We are mortal after all, and sometimes we can't let go of the trouble." Don't stare at you, it's not what I said, this is what the Jade Emperor said. ”
Pulling out the banner of the Jade Emperor, the zodiac signs are a lot more honest.
Yu Huifei still wanted to say something, only to find out that there are few people here!
So he asked, "Hey, what about the Zodiac dog?"
Everyone collectively looked at the backyard, Yu Huifei's eyes looked over the house in front of him, and saw the big tree in the backyard, which trembled and trembled...... It felt like being pecked by an oversized woodpecker.
Yu Huifei's heart moved, and his heart said, I won't!
Yu Huifei leaned over, and then the whole person was dumbfounded!
I saw a brown teddy trapped on the big willow tree, but the lower half of this guy's body was still moving hard, and his equipment was also strong, so he was stunned to open a hole in the big willow tree.
Yu Huifei asked in wonder: "What's the situation? The zodiac dog is possessed by a woodpecker?
The Zodiac Monkey was like a Buddha, jumping on the wall and sitting cross-legged and saying: "That's the Zodiac dog, every time he comes to the night of the full moon, he will randomly turn into a different kind of dog, which one is not necessarily." It seems that these two days should be Teddy time...... You know this kind of dog, no other ability is good, but the ability to air every day is still very strong.
For everyone's safety, we tied him to a tree, and as you can see, this guy is a drill......"
Yu Huifei grinned and said, "Awesome......"
Now that everyone is complete, Yu Huifei doesn't talk nonsense, this time he stood directly on the mahjong table and shouted: "Brothers, it's about our house and sleeping place, so this matter must be resolved." ”
Zodiac Tiger said: "This is simple, go back and let my mother-in-law eat them all, isn't it over?" Anyway, in your law, tigers eat people, and no one cares." ”
Yu Huifei gave him a big roll of his eyes and said, "Don't make trouble, if you eat people, it will only make things bigger." Moreover, it really eats people and scares tourists, so that everyone will drink the northwest wind in the future? It's not every day that a fool sends money to everyone to eat, drink and have fun. ”
The same is true when everyone thinks about it.
Zodiac Tiger said impatiently: "Then what do you say?"
Yu Huifei said: "It's very simple, one word - scare!"
"Big brother, those are two words. The Zodiac Rat shouted.
Yu Huifei said to the zodiac snake: "Old snake, are you hungry? ”
Then the zodiac snake raised its head, and the zodiac rat only left one sentence: "You are paralyzed!"
and was swallowed......
Yu Huifei continued: "As for how to scare, Brother Hei, Brother Bai, you are the best at this. What are you going to do?"
The zodiac sheep wielded his beard and said: "Isn't it just to scare people? Ghosts have ghost scare methods, animals have animal scare methods, rest assured, everyone understands." ”
Yu Huifei knows that the zodiac sheep is the wise man in the zodiac, similar to Cui Jue's existence.
He usually doesn't like to talk much, and he doesn't even have a temper, and he looks at everyone with a smile like a good guy all day long.
But if something really happens, this old sheep has to stand up and plan for everyone.
Yu Huifei arched his hand and said: "Then there is Brother Laoyang." ”
The zodiac sheep smiled: "It's easy to say...... Tiger, old cow, old horse, old snake...... Well, you release the rats first, everyone comes over, and I'll arrange it. ”
Then the zodiac, except for the rabbit who didn't come, the dragon squatting in the mountains and forests watching a movie, and the dog in the backyard suntree, the rest came over.
After a group of guys chatted for a while, the zodiac sheep smiled at the bull head and horse noodles again: "Several, we have discussed it here." After all, you ghosts are more professional than us when it comes to scaring people. Let's get to know each other and cooperate with each other?"
There were three parts of flattery when he said this, and they suddenly felt a lot happier with the bull head and horse face who originally thought they were kicked out.
So a few old ghosts and a group of animals got together and studied the trick of the pit people.
While chatting, a voice sounded: "Hey, hey, huh, I'm a rabbit!"
PS: I'm ready to open a new book, and it's expected to be released in the next two days.