Chapter 250: Immortal Pill!

evening

Fang Lihua and Su Zhipeng sat on the sofa and looked at the gobbling up of their in-laws opposite in a daze.

Xiao Yan grabbed the grape with his left hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and grabbed the jujube with his right hand and stuffed it into his mouth, without spitting out seeds!

Fang Lihua was stunned, she poked Su Zhipeng's elbow and asked in a low voice, "Hey, this old man is really Xiao Zhuo's father?"

Su Zhipeng also expressed doubts: "This uncle looks like he can be Xiao Zhuo's grandfather, maybe, he is old and has a son." ”

Fang Lihua: "That's not what I meant. Look at the way he eats fruit, this ...... It's the same as someone who hasn't eaten fruit in decades. ”

Fang Lihua obviously spoke very quietly, but Xiao Yan still heard it. He grinned: "Hehe, mother-in-law, you are really right, I haven't eaten fruit for twenty years, and the fruits in your world are super delicious!"

You guys...... Room?!

Su Zhipeng and Fang Lihua looked at each other, this old man didn't have a convulsion, how could he say something strange.

Su Zhipeng cleared his throat: "My dear father, if you like to eat, I'll send some to your house when I go back." ”

Xiao Yan hurriedly waved his hand and refused: "No, no, where I live, your courier in the Yang World can't deliver it." ”

Su Zhipeng and Fang Lihua were confused, some areas were too remote, and the express delivery could not be delivered, but Xiao Yan's few words were inseparable from "your yang world", as if he lived in the underworld.

Fang Lihua is even more sure, Xiao Zhuo's father has some abnormal brains......

"Dear...... Father-in-law, where does your family live?" asked Fang Lihua.

Xiao Yan said with a chirp in his mouth: "Live in the underworld, and wait for the two of you to play mahjong together after a hundred years." ”

"You!" Fang Lihua's face changed, how could someone curse others to die! She finally knew why Xiao Zhuo usually spoke so poorly, it was all genetic! His father was even more offended when he spoke.

Fang Lihua suddenly lost her face: "Father-in-law, what do you mean by this, are you cursing us to die?"

Xiao Yan explained: "Oh, mother-in-law, this is the case, in fact, ......"

At this time, Xiao Zhuo and Su Qing pushed the door in.

As soon as he saw his son, Xiao Yan's eyes lit up instantly, he put down the fruit in his hand, raised his hand to wipe his clothes, and walked towards Xiao Zhuo with a smile.

"Oh, my son, look at you, you have gained so much weight in the world. Hey, I was relieved to see that the Su family didn't treat you badly. ”

Su Qing looked dazed, and her father-in-law spoke with a chatter and strange mouthful.

Xiao Zhuo grinned and said, "Dad, you finally came up, why don't you wear a decent dress?"

Xiao Yan scratched his head in embarrassment: "Hey, I've been short of money lately, and I haven't had time to buy new clothes, don't talk about it, come and eat fruits, the fruits of this yang world are delicious in the world!"

Xiao Yan dragged Xiao Zhuo to the table, Fang Lihua looked at the father and son with a strange expression, walked to Su Qing's side, and asked in a low voice, "Qingqing, Xiao Zhuo's father, is his brain abnormal?"

Su Qing spread her hands: "I don't know, it's the first time I saw my father-in-law today." ”

Fang Lihua looked disgusted: "Hey, I finally accepted Xiao Zhuo, who knew that his father was so virtuous." ”

Su Qing put her hands on Fang Lihua's shoulders and comforted: "I talked with my father-in-law in front of Su's Mansion today, and in terms of spirit, it looks quite normal. Mom, don't worry, my father-in-law is just here to play for a few days, so take care of it more. ”

Fang Lihua nodded reluctantly: "Okay...... Okay. ”

Xiao Yan sat at the table without scruples and ate a lot, Su Zhipeng was dumbfounded, from the moment Xiao Yan first entered the house, his mouth never stopped.

Su Zhipeng was thinking in his heart, would Xiao Zhuo's hometown be so poor that he couldn't even eat enough? Otherwise, how could this in-laws gobble up like a beggar who had been hungry for a long time?

"My dear father, you ...... Eat slowly, don't choke. ”

Su Zhipeng poured Xiao Yan a cup of tea, and Xiao Yan smiled: "Thank you." I'm in a hurry to come today, and I didn't bring any greeting gifts, so I'll give you a whole one. ”

As he spoke, Xiao Yan put his hand into his clothes and rubbed it on his chest, rubbing out a cloud of dirt and mud.

Seeing this scene, Fang Lihua and Su Zhipeng were dumbfounded, this Nima is such a big lump of mud, how long has it been since she took a bath!

Xiao Yan put the mud pill on the table and said to Su Zhipeng: "This is a panacea rubbed from me, which can cure all diseases." Father-in-law, you have to keep it. Because I am an immortal, I named it, Immortal Pill. ”

"This ...... This ......" reasoning, Su Zhipeng looked at the black and shiny dirt pill on the table, and he was actually very disgusted in his heart.

Where is this person who uses the mud rubbed on his body as a pill!

Fang Lihua shook her head again and again: "It's over, you're father-in-law, your brain is really abnormal." ”

Xiao Zhuo carefully pinched up the lump of mud, handed it to Su Zhipeng and said: "Old man, this is my father's gift to you, it is very precious, if you have any pain in the future, take a bite and cure all diseases." ”

Yes, it's just that my father-in-law's brain is not normal, and Xiao Zhuo is also abnormal!

Su Zhipeng's face was full of embarrassment, if he didn't answer, it would seem that he would not give face to his father-in-law. If he did, he would feel like a fool.

Xiao Zhuo saw Su Zhipeng hesitating, and urged: "Take it, old man, you're welcome." ”

Where is this polite or unceremonious question? This is clearly disgusting and disgusting from the bottom of my heart!

The corners of Su Zhipeng's mouth twitched, and a very embarrassed smile appeared on his face. Then he took the so-called fairy pill head-on.

obviously disliked it very much, but in order to save the face of his father-in-law, he still said "thank you" behind his conscience.

Xiao Zhuo repeatedly advised: "Old man, this thing is really a treasure, you have to keep it." ”

"Good...... Okay, I'm ...... I'll keep it. Su Zhipeng hardened his head again and put the lump of mud into an empty glass jar for storage.

Xiao Yan was full, touched his round belly, patted Xiao Zhuo's shoulder, and said, "Hey, where will I sleep tonight?"

Xiao Zhuo said: "Sleep in my room, I sleep on the floor." ”

Xiao Yan looked at Su Qing, who was busy in the kitchen, and refused: "No, your room belongs to you and your daughter-in-law." I went to sleep in a big five-star hotel. ”

Xiao Zhuo nodded: "Okay, I'll let Lao Hei pick you up." ”

Xiao Yan stood up directly: "Hey, what to pick up, I can go by myself." Let's go, come back in a few days to eat and drink. ”

Before the meal was cooked, Xiao Yan was in a hurry to leave, Su Qing hurriedly walked out and said, "Father-in-law, let's leave after dinner." ”

Xiao Yan waved his hand and refused: "No, I still have something to do, I'll come back in a few days." ”