148. Secretly borrowing people's hands
At this time, Duan Dixian knew that Huang Tiedan was going to kill himself under the pretense of Wei Shenzhi's hand, he saw that his good friend and lover was killed by the "Wei Tiantian" dog thief, this dog thief did not repent, and kept saying some cool words, he was already so angry that he had a thick smoke, and vowed to break the "Wei Tiantian" corpse into ten thousand pieces, so as to vent the hatred in his heart.
Duan Di shouted first: "Wei Tiantian, good dog thief, see that grandpa killed you." ”
Duan Di said first, and then took out the Pu knife in his hand and hit Huang Tiedan's back.
Huang Tie Dan saw the opportunity quickly, and turned to the side, and Duan Dixian's Pu knife fell into the snow. The yellow iron egg monster shouted: "Old Wang Ba, his eyes are poor, he can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit a single hair of Benxiu." ”
After Huang Tiedan finished teasing Duan Dixian, he said to Wei Shenzhi: "Fairy Wei, have you seen enough of the play, and you won't kill this Tsing Yi man." ”
Huang Tiedan was in a hurry and wise, and at this time, he would attract Duan Di first, that is, to kill it by the hand of Wei Shenzhi. Wei Shenzhi saw Huang Tiedan running in the snow wearing only a pair of underwear, and saw Huang Tiedan's strange behavior, he couldn't help but be curious, and took a few serious looks, and for a while, he actually forgot to kill Duan Di to save Huang Tiedan first. As soon as Huang Tiedan reminded, Wei Shenzhi came to his senses, and the person who chased and killed Huang Tiedan was wearing Tsing Yi, and he was in a gang with everyone in Tsing Yi who had been killed by himself before, needless to say, he must also be the lackey of the Xuhe Clan.
Wei Shenzhi was reminded, and immediately reacted, the fire sword only slashed, the sword swung out, and passed by Huang Tiedan's ear, and then flashed on Duan Dixian's neck, Duan Dixian was separated from his body, his head and body moved forward a few meters, and he fell to the ground in response to the sound and died on the spot. Huang Tiedan was startled when he saw Wei Shenzhi's sword light passing by his ears, thinking that Wei Shenzhi was going to kill himself too, Wei Shenzhi slashed out with a sword, brushed it in his ear, and a few centimeters closer, his big head was cut in half.
Huang Tiedan reacted after a while, and shouted strangely: "Fairy Wei, you want to murder, ahhh, do you want to murder Xiao Xiu, why are your eyes so bad?"
Huang Tiedan originally wanted to call a sentence like "murder of her husband", but she was finally witty and didn't call it out, otherwise Wei Shenzhi heard it, with Wei Shenzhi's high-ranking monk's demeanor, she estimated that she would not be able to eat and walk around, and if she couldn't say it, as soon as her magic sword came, she would whine.
Huang Tiedan reacted very quickly, after saying a word, he looked back, and saw that Duan Di, who was chasing him, was killed first, so he immediately ran over, kicked Duan Dixian's corpse a few times, and then hit him twice with a Wuji stick, scolding while beating back, saying something that he didn't have, and didn't forget to lose a few words, and said some witty words. Huang Tiedan said: "Seaweed radish big toad, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful, Wang Dixian, ah, Yang Dixian, chasing the layman, and making up for the layman to beat it flat." The fool Yang Dixian, dare to kill Uncle Ben, this time he will be retributed, this is called stealing chickens, and becoming a turtle. Hahaha"
Huang Tiedan said again: "Seaweed radish toad, fool Wang Dixian, call your surname Yang you don't listen, prefer the surname Duan, and dare to chase Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben is the best son of Qingcheng, a great traveler, just rely on you idiot, An Neng hurt Uncle Ben half a hair? Besides, Uncle Ben is a bluestone monk, and the legendary monk Yellow Emperor is Uncle Ben's sworn brother, dare to come and kill Uncle Ben, you are an old birthday star who eats poison, and you don't want to live!"
Huang Tie said again: "Seaweed radish big toad, Wang Dixian, you call the stone lamp in the hair pit, looking for death, ahh ”
Huang Tiedan's scolding has always been full of tricks, only you can't think of it, he can't say it without him, he scolds and says a few witty words.
Seeing this, Wei Shenzhi and Wei Shenjian were both stunned by Huang Tiedan's scolding method, and Duan Dixian, who died, also faintly deceived the corpse. Wei Shenzhi watched the play for a long time, and at this time roughly concluded that most of the people in front of him who behaved strangely were most of the villagers of Qingshi Town, who acted very strangely and did things crazy.
Wei Shenzhi raised his hand to kill Duan Di first, and then looked at Huang Tie Dan a few times, he couldn't help but be uninterested, it was a villager like Huang Tie Dan, it was too ordinary, Wei Shenzhi raised his hand with a sword, he could kill tens of thousands, this kind of little spirit worm-like existence, Wei Shenzhi was really not interested in taking a few more looks. However, it was finally Huang Tiedan's reminder that Wei Shenzhi saved the surviving Wei people. Out of politeness, Wei Shenzhi said to Huang Tiedan: "I don't know what this villager's name is?"
Huang Tiedan was scolding Duan Di first, listened to Wei Shenzhi's question, and said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, Wei Xiaoniang is really rude, dare to call this major repair a villager, this major repair is a character on an equal footing with the Yellow Emperor, and was actually looked down upon by the little lady, wait for this major repair to become great, see that this major repair does not spank your ass, that's it, that's it, now this overhaul is low-level, and it's not easy to let go, let's spare her for the time being, blame the dragon in winter, the layman wants to spend the winter, this overhaul is so bright-eyed, amiable, and incomparable!
Huang Tiedan was thinking about the mess, no longer kicking Duan Dixian's corpse, but turned around and smiled at Wei Shenzhiying, his eyes were very strange. Wei Shenzhi saw Huang Tiedan's big and ugly face turned around, disgusted, and didn't show it, and then saw Huang Tiedan's ugly face smiling, but he didn't know what it meant, just frowned. The meaning of Huang Tiedan's eyes is probably only clear to himself, it is estimated that it is "taking Wei Shenzhi as a bed warmer" and the like, fortunately Wei Shenzhi does not understand its meaning, otherwise, after a sword, the living yellow iron egg will immediately become a dead bluestone layman.
Huang Tiedan turned around and glanced at Wei Shenzhi, and found that her eyes were bright, as if she was full of magic and wanted to see everything through. Huang Tiedan was looked at by Wei Shenzhi, and couldn't help but be excited, and said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, this Wei Xiaoniang is a senior monk, and sure enough, she looks at it at a glance, it seems that she can see through the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys of this major repair, it is really amazing, what kind of spell is it, so powerful, at a glance, it actually scares Ben Daxiu, and this belly of this Daxiu will not be looked at by her, right?
Huang Tiedan didn't know that the spell used by Wei Shenzhi was called the Heavenly Eye Technique, which was a general second-level spell, and every monk could cultivate when he reached the Xuanzhao level, and the high-level monk could see the external "momentum" of the low-level monk by using the Heavenly Eye Technique, so as to determine the approximate cultivation level of the low-level monk.
Huang Tiedan didn't know what to do, at this time he only felt that Wei Shenzhi's eyes were full of magic, very terrifying, as if he wanted to see through his careful thoughts, Huang Tiedan saw this, stubbornly came up, and secretly said in his heart: Seaweed radish toad, what's the big deal with big eyes? Speaking of eyes, Ben Daxiu's eyes are big, how can Wei Xiaoniang compare to Ben Daxiu? Really, who is afraid of whom? Look at Ben Daxiu glaring at her with big eyes, hahaha!
Huang Tiedan thought about it, he had already hardened his head, stared at a pair of copper bells, and looked at Wei Shenzhi unscrupulously. Huang Tiedan's eyes were already big, and this stare was dozens of times bigger than Wei Shenzhi's eyes. Although Wei Shenzhi uses the Heavenly Eye Technique, his eyes are extremely sharp, but Huang Tie Dan does not seem to be false, although he is generous and let Wei Shenzhi take a look, and he also looks at Wei Shenzhi as his chest a few times, his eyes are slightly mysterious, and he will be a little crooked Wei Shenzhi in his heart, in short, the bluestone monk is not a master who can suffer.
Huang Tiedan said while glaring: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, Xiao Xiu is a flower in Xiuzhen, the first wanderer, the little white dragon in the waves, a good Langjun on the land, my brother of the Yellow Emperor, my little brother of the demon clan, a sword in Qingcheng floated to the east, and turned to the west when it sank. ”
Huang Tiedan didn't think well in his heart, and his mouth was even more terrible, boasting about himself there, and he almost didn't say that he was the first in the world.
Wei Shenzhi saw that Huang Tiedan's behavior was strange, his eyes were hateful, and he looked at it with such a sharp heavenly eye technique, this villager was not timid, on the contrary, this strange villager also showed an unscrupulous expression, it was really strange, strange. However, Wei Shenzhi was not attracted by Huang Tiedan's strange temperament, on the contrary, he felt a little disgusted, and saw Huang Tie Dan saying some non-nutritious, and said impatiently: "Your name is Huang Tiedan?"
Seeing this, Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, Wei Xiaoniang is such a stinky fart, talking to Ben Daxiu, looking high, Ben Daxiu is very unhappy to see it.
Huang Tiedan realized at this time, the so-called great monk like Wei Shenzhi has always had a high-minded, cold, stereotyped and boring expression, it is estimated that he only likes to cultivate the truth on weekdays, and there is nothing else to do, and, certainly, this Wei Xiaoniang doesn't like to joke, if she can't say it well, she doesn't agree with it, so she splits her sword into two sections.
Huang Tiedan thought about this, and immediately straightened his attitude, Wei Xiaoniang is a cold big repair Zhenyi, and she will not pretend to herself, if she doesn't say it well, she will say something wrong, she will hang up on the spot as soon as she comes down with a sword, and she will not blink. Huang Tiedan didn't dare to smile, but said seriously: "That's right, Fairy Wei, Xiao Xiu's name is Huang Tiedan." ”
Hearing this, Wei Shenzhi pointed to Duan Dixian on the ground, and said, "What does this person mean by calling you Wei Tiantian?"
Huang Tiedan heard the words and said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, Uncle Ben is called Wei Tiantian, what's wrong? This is Uncle Ben's nickname, Uncle Ben is still your little uncle, this Wei Xiaoniang, with a dead father's expression, is not cute at all, forget it, don't have the same knowledge as her, this Wei Tiantian is the trumpet of this major repair, but you can't let her know.
Huang Tiedan was not in a hurry, and said nonsense: "Fairy Wei listened to the errand, this person who was killed by you is called Wang Dixian, ahhh, called Yang Dixian." Yang Dixian just called Xiao Xiu Ai Tiantian, why is Xiao Xiu called Ai Tiantian, this is a long story, Xiao Xiu said in a concise paragraph, what about Xiao Xiu's grandfather, his surname is Wang, he is amazing, he is the big landlord of Youjiang Town, Wei Xianzi, you ask around, the king of Youjiang Town, who doesn't know, who doesn't know. ”