Chapter 22 22

Ask the old goat, Wubu and others to stay outside the cave, and Lu Bao carried the little mountain spirit to the room for a private chat.

After entering the room, seeing that there was no one else, Xiaoshan Jing first said loudly: "Don't want to be rough, my strength is not as strong as yours, my legs and feet are definitely faster than yours, you can't beat me!"

Lu Bao smiled bitterly: "Listen to the old song, no matter how much you eat the elixir, you haven't grown, what are you doing stealing deer antler velvet?"

"What if it works?"

"Then don't make my old deer so miserable?"

"I didn't tell you to raise the elixir with your body! Besides, even if I don't eat it, the medicinal qi of the deer antler velvet will be sucked dry by the fine mantle, and when you go to get it, leave an empty skin for you!"

"The thin cocktails look like green worms, can they go ashore from the water, and when I am buried so deep, how can they suck in the medicinal gas?"

"God knows, when I arrived, several stalks were crawling on top of the sand and sucking, otherwise I wouldn't have found a place for you to bury!"

"Aren't you the best at finding elixir?"

"Humph!"

The little mountain spirit turned his head away and ignored him.

Seeing that he looked like he didn't go in at all, Lu Bao had to release a killer weapon and threatened: "I don't care, if you don't pay it back, I'll shout when I get out of the hole, saying that your little pants are a baby!"

"You go, Jingpingshan, who doesn't know that my little mountain spirit's pants can hold things, better than bags?"

"In addition to loading things, I also want to say that it is by relying on these pants that Xiaoshan Jing can find the elixir so hot!"

"You...... You're talking nonsense! Who will believe it?"

Seeing Xiaoshan Jing's anxious eyes for the first time, Lu Bao finally had a sense of gaining the upper hand, and continued: "I will also say that with this pants, Xiaoshan Jing can find a yellow-level elixir!"

"Fart!"

At this point, Xiao Shanjing was already looking angry with his pants, and Lu Baocai smiled and said slowly: "It doesn't matter if I'm talking nonsense, anyway, it won't be long before you will have no pants to wear, and you will have to run barefoot all over the mountain in the future!"

Lu Bao did threaten with nonsense words, but he had carefully observed this little animal skin pants in the room, the workmanship was fine and natural, not to mention, the back side was still directly nailed into the back of the waist of the little mountain spirit, it may be just a thing for others, but the little mountain spirit must be extremely important and cannot be missed.

Thirty-six plans are made out of nothing!

"Anyway, why don't you give me back the antler?"

The little mountain spirit smiled bitterly: "I really ate it, I don't even have a single hair left!"

"Then give me back the rest of the elixir!"

The little face was entangled: "I don't have it!"

Lu Bao turned around and walked out, and the little mountain spirit was busy shouting behind him: "Don't worry, come back, come back and discuss!"

When the deer demon turned around, the little mountain spirit cried and said, "Just pay you an elixir!"

Lu Bao learned the style of the demon master with two or three dollars, and raised his head: "I don't want to be an old deer who is not ripe!"

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When the little demon and the little monster came out of the cave, in front of the demons, the little mountain spirit said, "It's good to go!

The deer demon replied: "Stay!

It was already a look of disgust, and the onlookers were bored and scattered.

The two or three Qian Ding didn't expect the excitement to be uninteresting, and they were all complaining about taking a trip in vain.

The leopard demon brother is the guard of two or three dollars, and every year the demon master will reward the elixir, so his brothers stayed and waited for two or three dollars, and the others began to go down the mountain.

On the way down the mountain, the snake demon asked on the back of the deer, "Did he really pay you back?"

Lu Bao replied: "Well, not now, I'll pay it back later!"

"Why are you cleaning him up? This guy is small, naughty and incurable!"

"I said that if I don't pay it back, I will take off his pants and spank him to make him cry, so I am willing to pay it back!"

"Hmph, don't talk about pulling it down, don't lie to my brother with all your brains!"

"Brother forgiveness, it's really hard to say!"

At the foot of the mountain, a small demon went to wander in the wilderness.

In the middle of the night, a deer shadow flashed quietly in the deer cave, and when he sneakily rushed to the mountain stream where he threw his deer antlers, there was already a ten-centimeter-tall little man standing on a rock and waiting, seeing him coming, the little man pouted: "Let's go!"

led the deer demon to drive dozens of miles in the wilderness, and found a yellow essence plant in a mountain col, and the little mountain spirit pointed and said, "Dig it!"

Lu Bao sniffled and asked suspiciously, "Why is there no medicinal fragrance?"

"Huh, this one didn't work?"

The little mountain spirit exclaimed, held the yellow essence branch with both hands and looked at it for a while, and blushed: "Change places!"

After a while, they came to the same place again, and there was no smell of medicine, and the little mountain spirit gritted his teeth for a long time in front of a deep earth pit.

Decisively changed places again, this time it was forty or fifty meters away, and Lu Bao smelled the faint fragrance of medicine first.

After finding it under the guidance of the mountain spirit, the deer hoof gouged out the elixir, and discerned it for a long time under the moonlight, Lu Bao said in disgust: "It's really not ripe!"

"As I said before, if it is ripe, you will lose one plant, and if it is not ripe, you will lose two plants, and you will always be sure to find it!"

So Lu Bao took the elixir, and went to several locations with the mountain spirit, either encountering the hollow soil pit that had been hollowed out or the elixir had not been turned in, and the mountain spirit was so angry that he stomped his feet, and it was not until the second half of the night that he finally got another plant, which was not ripe and the medicinal power was insufficient.

After going around for nearly two hundred miles overnight, I don't know if I can rush back before dawn, Lu Bao picked up the freshly dug yellow essence and said to Xiaoshan Jing: "I'm in a hurry to go back and ask the master for peace, go first!"

Xiaoshan Jingyi jumped on his shoulder in a vertical stride: "I'm not in a hurry to go back to make food, take a ride!"

It's just not diligent enough not to ask for peace for his own housekeeper, and he usually upsets the old man's mood at most, but yesterday he generously borrowed an elixir from two or three cents to him, and if he didn't go early today, it might be inappropriate, Lu Bao ran back desperately all the way.

rushed back at a gallop, and at dawn, the demon and the monster hurriedly parted at the foot of Jingping Mountain.

Finally returned to the big chestnut tree before the two or three coins set off for the mountain, and sure enough, the badger demon Ah Tu was guessing the deer demon who had not arrived: "Isn't it that the master lent an elixir yesterday, and the deer demon absconded?"

I didn't see Baibao coming, at this time the snake demon didn't dare to guarantee five steps, and when he looked at Goubao and Lao Plague, the deer demon galloped over, and shouted from afar: "Master, I'm here to greet you!"

Seeing that the deer demon was sweating, Ersanqian's face was a little pale, and when he knelt under the tree, he asked gently, "Where did you run last night?"

Lu Bao spit out the yellow essence in his mouth on the ground, and said: "The little mountain spirit stole my deer antler velvet and promised to pay for a yellow essence.

Er Sanqian nodded, looked at the color of the yellow essence on the ground, and said: "Xiaoshan Jing is looking for medicine, so you should be closer to him when you are fine." But this master doesn't accept unripe ones, you can use this plant for your own use first!"

Lu Bao was busy thanking him, and everyone chewed and swallowed this yellow essence again.

When the little demon arrived, the squirrel demon asked: "Today, Lao Han is going to gamble for the old man, do you want to go up the mountain with you?"

Lao Han is one of the three bull demons in Bending, and the other two bull demons Dog Bao and the scalper said loudly: "Master, we are willing to go!"

Ben Ding has a little demon to fight, and in addition to the bull demon, the rat demon and the jackal demon also have a few people who go to watch the show.

Two or three money said to the little demons who left: "The Demon Yuan Festival is coming, Ben Ding's errand is idle, so he sent some others down, yesterday the general has ordered, the first two days of the Demon Yuan Festival, you and others go to the mountains to find Yunyan tea buds, get a bud can reward the little demon body of a thing, get two buds can not reward a stream of elixir, all be diligent!"

After speaking, the two or three money led the little demons to set off up the mountain.

While feeling the medicinal power of digestion, Lu Bao leaned in front of the five steps and asked about the new information he heard: "Brother Snake, what day is the Demon Yuan Festival?"

Wubu smiled and said: "The deer is a blessing in disguise, and the demonic power is now increasing instead of retreating!"

"If you still owe debts, brother, don't laugh at me!"

nagging enviously, the snake demon replied to him: "The first demon yuan festival in early June, which has been handed down since ancient times, we only know that every time this festival, the monsters in the world have to celebrate together, but I don't know why!"

The other little demons have already turned into their true colors and dispersed, and Gou Bao asked: "Baibao, looking at your sweat, it can be seen that you are tired, do you still go to find medicine today?"

"Brother Niu, I'm going!"

The old plague "tsk" twice: "What is the reason for such a diligent little demon?"

Lu Bao said with a straight face: "It's always good to be diligent!"

lowered his voice again: "Brothers, don't worry, if we can be promoted to the demon Ding earlier, we will also be masters in our own house, and we will also have a little demon by your side to serve you well, wouldn't it be good?"

Wubu smiled: "On a day like that, I feel comfortable when I think about it!"

Gou Bao patted the old plague on the shoulder, and the old plague muttered: "Your new little demon is not tired, and you haven't tasted it for more than ten years, let's see how it goes!"

Now Lu Bao was a little gloomy, remembering that he was a cannon fodder salesman in his previous life, he was also full of enthusiasm at the beginning, but then he couldn't see hope, and he didn't slack off slowly, how many days when he should have distributed flyers and contacted customers, all hiding in the shade of trees, and spending time in Internet cafes.

The passivity and slackness of the previous life, I must not repeat it in this monster world, and I can no longer be wiped out in the crowd!

Secretly cheered up, and listened to the old plague listlessly: "Disperse, go and play your own tricks!"

Lu Bao hurriedly said: "The two brothers will go first, and I will ask a few more words with Brother Snake." ”

Dog Bao changed into a bison, and Lao Plague turned into a wild boar, each wandering around.

Five steps to swim to Lu Bao's side and climb on the back of the deer: "Let's go, what else do you want to ask?"

"In addition to the Demon Yuan Festival, how many festivals do we have for monsters?"

"Go that way!" Five steps chose a direction, commanded Lu Bao to walk, and replied casually: "In addition to the Demon Yuan Festival, there is also the Fifth King Festival in early October, which is the day when our grandfather the king achieves the demon king, so it is only the Jingping Mountain monsters to celebrate this festival; ”

"The little mountain spirit in the room, does Brother Snake know some heels?"

"That mountain monster, when I was a new little demon, he was already mixed in the room, I heard that it was born in the belly of the mountain stone, and our grandfather dug it out when he was digging a hole, but he hasn't grown up for so many years, what did he look like when he dug it out back then, and it's still like that today!"

"It is rumored that Xiaoshan Jingxun medicine is the most spicy, and it is useless to eat it at home, how many little demons have asked him, but they have not been able to mix the slightest benefit. It was dug up by the demon king's grandfather again, and he didn't dare to force it ruthlessly!"

"Thank you brother for solving your doubts, so let's go and look for medicine?"

"What's the hurry? If you give me another ride with the old snake, how can there be any elixir for the two of us here?"