Chapter 199: If you say you turn your face, you turn your face

If the crude aura shovel can speak, it is estimated that they are all scolding their mothers now.

Lao Tzu is also one of the foils on your road to becoming a god, why is your status so low? It is all false to say that you are not convinced, and there is no place for heroes! It seems that you have made a mistake in looking for the master this time.

Luo Chen and Ling Jisong were about to arrive at the location of the bazaar, when the two of them stopped the magic of the imperial sword flight and landed steadily on the winter wheat field not long after.

"Why should you pay attention to the soles of your feet, what if you trample on other people's crops? Luo Chen frowned and said.

He still knows the difficulties of the peasants, at least when he was a child, he went to the field to do farm work once he finished his homework, perhaps this is also an important factor in his good physique.

Ling Jisong said with a nonchalant expression: "Senior brother, don't I care about stepping on a foot?" As the saying goes, people make mistakes, horses stumble, and often walk by the river without getting their shoes wet......"

Before he finished speaking, Luo Chen skillfully lifted the back of his head, and then scolded and said: "You little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu beat you lightly this time, and if you dare to say such a rebellious thing to me, Lao Tzu will directly find you a coffin board now." If the people in the world are as casual as you are, and they don't take this matter to heart, then the people will not be able to live? When the time comes, it is not a human life that is involved, it is a family!"

Originally, I didn't think about this matter, who made Ling Jisong speak wildly?

Let's make an assumption, if he said this to Liang Xiao just now, I'm afraid that now Ling Jisong's head will be slashed, and it won't be Luo Chen's turn to interject at all.

Hearing someone nearby, Luo Chen hurriedly pulled Ling Jisong away, as if he was afraid of being caught.

Yes...... This feeling is like stealing melons when I was a child, so real! Every time I steal melons, the taste is much sweeter, and the sand and water are a must, and I still salivate when I think about it, and I can't wait to steal it again.

After successfully arriving at the bazaar, looking at the crowd of people, Luo Chen couldn't help laughing.

I still like the lively atmosphere, every day the pestle is in the sect, the living can be suffocated, and the sound of frolicking is not heard on weekdays, anyway, it is not very comfortable.

The stall owner who sells things, the child who cries for the sugar gourd, the loving and harmonious young couple, the old man who is hobbling, all kinds of daily necessities, and the noise of shouting and drinking in the tavern...... Together, they make up this wonderful scene.

To tell the truth, if he is an ordinary mortal now, he would rather set up a stall in the market, with his ability to flamboyantly flamboyant, fool the customer to call a hand to catch, and go back to accompany his wife and children when he arrives at the stall time, and then beckon the vendor next to him to look at the stall when he is bored, and he can still cover his face with a bamboo fan for a while, and it is quite comfortable to think about it carefully.

After experiencing so many people's warmth and coldness, in the end, I still found that an ordinary life is the best, and it is not easy to be a hero! Especially this kind of sad process, but I can't occupy a god-level forging system for nothing, right? God can't give myself this thing in vain, do my best to complete it. It's good to say that it's called Kuangfu justice, and it's hard to say it's whimsical, take your time, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the bridge is naturally straight to the bow of the boat.

"Hey, Er, haven't you ever been to the black market? Now don't be here and look around, quickly lead the way and leave." ”

Ling Jisong said with an aggrieved face: "Senior brother, I'm all bragging, how can you really believe it?" I thought you were humble at first...... Who would have thought you were really unaware......"

Luo Chenqi almost didn't catch it in one breath, and almost fainted.

After doing it for a long time, this guy is bluffing, and he pretends to be forced to put it on Lao Tzu's head!

"You are so bad!" Luo Chen quickly swung out his left fist, knocking Ling Jisong out at once, and at the same time raised his right foot, pressed the toes against his chest, and then stepped on it with all his strength, stomping his whole body on the ground.

The pedestrians next to him all stopped making noise and looked at the two brothers in unison, with big doubts written on their faces.

These two people were dressed very seriously, and they looked like decent people, how could they behave in such a vulgar manner? If they didn't agree with each other, they would fight directly on the street? They were just two dog-like ruffians.

Ling Jisong begged for mercy vigorously: "Senior brother, you should be light, you have broken your dear junior brother and me, so what can I do? After I go back, I have to carry a burden, isn't it a waste of energy? The two of us still have time to find the black market now, don't waste time because of this trivial matter!"

Luo Chen was so angry that he directly gave a heavy punch to his left eye, hitting Ling Ji with gold stars in his eyes, and then scolded and scolded: "Why are you fooling Lao Tzu, and you still want Lao Tzu to open one eye and close one eye......?"

However, this time it was different, Ling Jisong actually turned around and began to fight back against Luo Chen! Why is this guy so floating? He actually dared to do something to his own senior brother!

"Ling Jisong, are you looking for death? Dare to hit me, don't you?

"The surname is Luo, Lao Tzu told you! Lao Tzu has endured you for a long time, let's settle the new account and the old account together!"

The two of them completely scuffled together, kicking their noses and grabbing their faces and pulling their hair, like two shrews who were scolding the street, they looked very similar!

After a while, a group of officers and soldiers dressed as men took the two regiments as the main group, and the man with a high hat at the head shouted: "Take them all away!"

As a result, Luo Chen and Ling Jisong were pulled away, each with a handcuff in their hands, and they were carried to the prison angrily.

On the way, the two of them also scolded:

"I didn't take care of you at the beginning, I knew that you were such a wolf-hearted thing, I couldn't wait to kill you with a knife!"

"Lao Tzu can be said to be benevolent and righteous to you, but you have always been aggressive, I can't stand this kind of shame!"

Eventually, the two men were thrown into two cells facing each other, and when the scolding stopped, a man dressed in official uniform and with a chrysanthemum totem on his chest walked in and shouted at them: "Have you calmed down, have you dared to make trouble in the market in Linghai County? ”

Luo Chen and Ling Jisong glanced at each other in tacit understanding, and they both showed a meaningful smile, completely ignoring what the person had just said.

"Second brother, are you sure it's this person, right?

"Don't worry, senior brother, this point can't be wrong, but we are also old stalkers in the bazaar, and we don't even know this knowledge, so we can be regarded as wandering for decades. ”

The man dressed in official uniform said angrily: "You two dare to ignore what the county official said? Believe it or not, I will drag out the major 20 boards now?"

Luo Chen smiled faintly and said, "What's wrong with you?

"Who is with your own family? I tell you to give me less clothes, this county official does not eat this set, looking at you two dressed like rich and powerful gentlemen? How can you be reduced to the point of going to prison? Lock you up for a few days, and then think about going out. ”

After finishing speaking, he was about to leave, but was stopped by Ling Jisong: "You are not curious, why are the two of us so stable now?

The county magistrate didn't stop, just waved his hand and said, "I don't care about the two of you, don't dislike the food in the cell." ”

Luo Chen suddenly shouted: "We are all members of the Yu family, why should the Yu family be embarrassed by the Yu family?"

After hearing this, the county magistrate suddenly looked back, and then instantly knelt on the ground and kowtowed, saying: "The villain has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, please forgive the two adults! Why did you two come up with this strategy to find the lower official? The lower official did not understand this. ”

Ling Jisong sneered and said, "If the two of us go over to find you on foot, we will definitely be turned away, unless we make trouble in the big place of the market, so we will do this, are you a county official dereliction of duty?"

Luo Chen said bluntly: "The two of us are only for one thing today, you find a pen and paper to record it, the sooner the better, don't delay." ”

The county magistrate immediately stood up and said respectfully: "You put a hundred hearts, your words are like holy decrees, and you can remember every word in your heart, and you can't be wrong at all." ”