Shemales have different paths to the same end Chapter 130 Selling dog meat on the head of a sheep

The human world has entered the hottest dog days of the year, the sun is like fire, and even the stones on the ground are hot, knowing that the trees seem to be about to die, and the flowers and trees are listless, as if they are afraid that a slight movement will kill them on the spot. Lu Li and Mingyang have been walking along the water, after all, it is relatively cool here, and they can successfully find Lao Kun's subordinate, a fat crucian carp, to get the dynamic news of Shushan.

Mingyang kicked off his boots and pulled his trouser legs into the water to cool down, and the fat crucian carp was leisurely, after all, no matter how hot the world was, he would always be cool. And the disciples of Shushan have been back to the mountain for several months, if it weren't for the Shushan holiday, in order to prevent accidents, the crucian carp continued to cruise next to Lu Li and Mingyang to pass the news.

"Big fat fish, you see you're fat, you can't swim anymore, why don't I help you?" Saying that, Mingyang was about to start catching crucian carp, Lu Li glared at Mingyang, Mingyang was very aggrieved and said: "Since we met Lao Kun, we can't even drink fish soup, and we see this big fat fish swimming around every day but can't eat it." The crucian carp flicked its tail vigorously, leaving Mingyang with a ripple and going up the river by itself. "Look, not only can't you eat fish and drink fish soup nowadays, you can't even think about it. Mingyang drooped his head, "The days of grazing are back, I don't know how my ancestors feel." ”

"What's the matter with your ancestor?"

"The ancestors spent their whole lives cultivating, but it took several generations of hard work to enter the demon world, and future generations were born with demon fetus, and there was a human body without cultivation, but we did not escape the fate of eating grass after all. It's really bitter, I knew this was the case, how good it should be for our black goat family to be grazing on that cliff all the time, and what else to practice?"

Lu Li shook his head helplessly, "Do you remember who said that they didn't eat at lunch?"

Mingyang immediately pretended to be stupid, "How can there be such a person?" Then he must not know how excellent the food in the world is!"

Lu Li rolled his eyes, "There's a town ahead, why don't we go to the noodles and have a meal before we move on?"

Mingyang jumped ashore without saying a word, carried two boots in his hands, and trotted barefoot, "It's delicious, I'm here!"

The two walked forward for a quarter of an hour, and saw the towering city wall in the distance, with two big characters written on it: Weinan

"Weinan, well, my stomach is quite difficult, go!" Mingyang waved his hand and strode forward, Lu Wei thought: I have picked fruits and eaten wild vegetables these days, it is time to replenish oil and water.

But the two of them didn't enter the city for a quarter of an hour, and their faces turned green, and Mingyang snorted and cried, "You must have done it on purpose." ”

Lu Li was really wronged, "I really don't know. ”

"Hmph!" Mingyang's eyes were full of tears, "Weinan, I remember you!" After saying that, Mingyang was about to leave the city, Lu Li didn't want Mingyang to leave like this, "Senior brother, senior brother." ”

"What's the matter, you don't think I'm uncomfortable enough, do you?"

"How come, you see this town is so big, there must be other delicious food, let's go to other streets. ”

Mingyang was very angry, but his stomach was empty, so he had to sulk and be dragged by Lu Li to other streets and alleys. But along the way, the shops on the street are full of mutton steamed buns, mutton in water basins, and mutton haggis soup, and even the aroma of mutton wafts on the road

Yang Yi shook his arm, "Don't go! This Weinan town is full of sheep eaters! Is it easy for our sheep clan? It was not easy for us to grow up after eating such a large piece of grass, and then we were killed by these mortals to eat meat, it was so miserable, it was simply miserable!"

Lu Li looked around in embarrassment, fortunately no one cared about Mingyang's yelling, Lu Li was very worried that the people in the town would hear what Mingyang said about mortals, sheep clans, so he pushed Mingyang into the shop behind him. Although Mingyang stumbled for a moment, he still saw the big sheep's head hanging outside the store.

"You're going to let me eat mutton?"

"There must be something else to eat. ”

"What's so good about this kind of broken shop that sells mutton?"

"Lamb is not sold here. ”

Lu Li was about to tell Mingyang to stop yelling, when he heard a person behind the counter say leisurely, "Mutton is not sold here." ”

"If you don't sell mutton, what are you hanging on your sheep's head?"

"Why is the young man's liver so vigorous? Haven't you ever heard of selling dog meat on a sheep's head?"

Mingyang was inexplicably disgusted by the store, so he was naturally not to be outdone, "You, you, you, you're sick!"

The shopkeeper sneered, "If only I were really sick." ”

Lu Li really didn't want to listen to Mingyang quarrel with the shopkeeper, after all, it was not easy to find a shop in Weinan that didn't sell mutton, where mutton was eaten all over the city. "Is that shop selling dog meat?"

"Not for sale. ”

"Don't you sell dog meat on the head of a sheep?"

The shopkeeper has been standing behind the counter fiddling with the abacus, and without raising his head, he said: "Dog meat is hot, and eating it in summer is not good for your health, so it is not sold." ”

This is the second time that Mingyang doesn't know what to say, Lu Li has been in the human world for many years, and knows that many doctors will say that food is divided into cold and hot, but generally stores will not sell food in summer because it is hot, and it will not be sold in winter because food is hot.

"Is there anything to eat at the store now?"

The shopkeeper pointed his finger upward, "Look at the water sign." ”

Mingyang stood in front of the counter and looked from left to right, but became more and more disappointed, "Are you embarrassed to open a store with this order?"

"I'm the only one in this shop, and I can't cook that many dishes. Besides, five dishes are not enough for the two of you? ”

"Yo, your eyes are good, why did you open a restaurant in the human world?"

Lu Li was confused when he heard it, "Demon?"

Mingyang raised his eyebrows, "Little demon girl, if you see a goblin, no matter how much he (she) pretends to be an adult, you can also tell that he (she) is a demon at once." We demons are the same, we are all like this in the Six Realms, even mortals who don't have the slightest magic power can tell whether the other party is a human or a ghost by their senses. So. Mingyang slapped the counter, "Old man, don't pretend, say, why are you hiding in the human world to open a restaurant?"

The shopkeeper finally looked up at Mingyang, "There is no rule in the demon world that says that demons can't come to the human world, otherwise why don't you walk in the human world?"

"I'm ......"

Lu Li raised his leg and kicked Mingyang, "Hurry up and order, finish eating and leave." ”

The shopkeeper looked puzzled, and then just smiled and shook his head.

Mingyang's mouth was deflated,"

If you want something, it's just five dishes, and it's all ready. Mingyang quickly put the matter of the store being a demon behind, after all, the Demon Realm never cares where the demons go, and even if they go out and have a conflict with someone else, the Demon Realm will not care, especially after the current Demon Venerable takes office, he basically adopts a laissez-faire attitude towards the Demon Realm.

Mingyang found a spacious place to sit down, "Do you have any wine?" ”

The shopkeeper was originally stir-frying in the kitchen next to him, and when he heard Mingyang asking for wine, he shouted happily, "Yes, yes, I'll drink two glasses with you in a while, okay?"

"You're with me, so who are you drunk?"

The store had already fried a dish, and he personally came over with the dish, "You ordered all the dishes in my store, and the drinks are free." ”

"Is it free?"

"As long as you can drink it. ”

"Then you'll have to pay for your death today. Mingyang's mood brightened up instantly.

The shopkeeper smiled slightly, but was secretive.

Lu Li always felt that this store was strange, five dishes still pay a few dollars, how expensive the wine is, if you want to say that you can eat for free if you drink as much wine, how can you order five dishes and drink for free?

Just thinking about it, the store has already moved a large jar of wine, and even can't wait to remove the clay seal on it himself. "You drink first, I'll go and fry the rest of the dishes. ”

Mingyang didn't care at all, and even picked up his wine glass to drink, while Lu Li kept paying attention to the movement in the kitchen. There is indeed only one person in this restaurant, and he is skilled, even as a chef and himself, both as a chef and as a runner. Lu Li saw that he had finished cooking and even cleaned up the kitchen casually, and finally sat down next to Mingyang, "How is it, good bar?"

Mingyang knew from the first sip that this wine was not simple, and it would not have such a taste if it was not sealed for 20 years. Mingyang nodded with satisfaction, "Tell me, did you do something in the Demon Realm to hide in the Human Realm?" Do you want me to help you exonerate in the Demon Realm?"

Lu Li kicked Mingyang under the table, and said to Mingyang in a secret language: "Don't say that you are the second son of the Demon Realm, we don't know who they are." ”

"Oh yes, what's your name?"

Lu Li was almost so angry that he turned his back on it, and Mingyang actually asked the details of the people so loudly.

Fortunately, the shopkeeper didn't mind, "I am indeed from the Demon Realm, and I have opened a store here for three hundred years." I don't need your help to exonerate me, after all, I shouldn't be going back to the Demon Realm. ”

"You like the human world so much?"

"Sometimes it's not that I like it, but I can't help it, but it's not that I can't help it, and as I live by, I feel that there is nothing wrong with the human world, so I've lived here for three hundred years. ”

Mingyang squinted at the shopkeeper, "It seems that you are a repeat offender." ”

The shopkeeper smiled heartily, "Maybe." ”

Lu Li was extremely nervous, a person from the Demon Realm who had committed a serious crime was still talking and laughing here, Mingyang actually had a leisurely meal with a mouthful of food and wine, Lu Li wanted to smoke Mingyang.

The shopkeeper was facing Lu Li, and the corners of his mouth rose, "You don't have to be nervous, what can I do to you as a cook."

What is it? ”

Lu Li was embarrassed and unusual, and felt that it was not impossible to laugh or not. After that, Lu Li looked at the two of them, you and me, from clear to confused, and even his tongue was big, and Mingyang even wanted to worship others. The shopkeeper smiled and patted Mingyang's shoulder, "You're still young, you're still young." ”

"You can worship your little brother, what's the matter, you don't like your little brother?"

"Hahaha, your father is the little brother, you, you're a junior. ”

Lu Li stared at the shopkeeper and saw him looking at Mingyang lovingly, like an elder. "You are ......"

The shopkeeper held the wine glass and saw Mingyang lying on the table drunk, "If you Mingqi were here, I'm afraid you wouldn't have drunk so early, right?"

"Who are you?"

(End of chapter)

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