My name is Xiao Dabao, a man who has to go through thousands of eternities and suffer a lot in reincarnation.

It is also a bitter fate, when Tianpeng and Chang'e had a private meeting, just because I had a good relationship with Tianpeng, I gave him the wind at the gate of Guanghan Palace, and I don't know which villain made a small report and called the Jade Emperor.

In this way, Tianpeng and I were abolished on the spot and degraded to the mortal world.

I and Tianpeng were both punished for thousands of lifetimes, but my love calamity is different from Tianpeng's, people love vigorously, but we, love one and be scolded one, so far it has gone through hundreds of generations, every life, our love story can be written into the book, so that future generations can read it once and scold it once.

Just said that I fell in love with Zhu Yingtai once, childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, the family has set a baby since childhood, but who would think that our unmarried wife disguised herself as a man and went out to read a book, and when she came back, she told me that she fell in love with her classmate Liang Shanbo.

Let's be generous, you say you're in love with someone else, and I'll fulfill you.

But who would have thought that Liang Shanbo offended a certain dignitary and was killed, my uncle, that is, Zhu Yingtai, and her father came to the door and said that this marriage was decided at a young age and could not be retreated.

My parents are also easy to talk to, since you don't agree to get married, then marry as usual.

On the day of the wedding, Zhu Yingtai said that he wanted to go to Liang Shanbo's grave to pay respects, but we didn't say much, so we agreed.

Unexpectedly, this worship actually worshiped an eternal story in later generations, and the two turned into colorful butterflies and flew away.

In this way, we have become a villain who beats mandarin ducks and does not want to be beautiful, and the key is that even Liang Shanbo was framed and imprisoned on my head, who do you say I should reason with.

The most embarrassing thing is that when I went to the underworld, I realized that Liang Shanbo was still a bastard like Tianpeng, and he was really wiping his ass wherever he went.

Scold, scold, we have experienced hundreds of lives, and we are used to it, anyway, after drinking Meng Po soup and then entering the next reincarnation, no one remembers anyone.

But coincidentally, hundreds of generations have passed, and they are also familiar with Meng Po, and after the love catastrophe in the previous life, they went to the underworld, and chatted with Meng Po and them for a while when they passed by the Nai He Bridge.

Halfway Meng Po answered a phone call, I was waiting for her on the Nai He Bridge, who would have thought that Zhong Kui suddenly came, and saw that I had not yet gone to reincarnate and was immediately unhappy, saying that I would not miss the time again, and did not ask me if I drank Meng Po soup, and directly kicked me into the reincarnation channel.

In this way, we didn't even have time to drink Meng Po soup, so we went directly into reincarnation, and as a result, we came to the twenty-first century with the memories of the previous hundreds of lives.

To say that in this life, the Xiao family, who was reincarnated in the four major families of Haidu, has a solid family background, is still the eldest son and grandson, and the heir of the Xiao family in the future, it can be said that birth is the end of ordinary people's efforts to never see the end of their lives, it stands to reason that we should be happy.

But I thought that before the reincarnation, Yue Lao came to the underworld in person and told me the arrangements for this life, but we were unwilling in our hearts.

That old bastard came to the underworld that day, hooked my shoulder, with a good expression of me to you, and said the peach blossom luck of my life in a shy.

Since childhood, he has been handsome and has a lot of money, and his first kiss was snatched by a female classmate in kindergarten.

In elementary school, he was like a star-like figure in front of female classmates, and he began to flirt with female teachers in junior high school, and high school was even more amazing.

Needless to say, after the end of the student days, it was even more torturous than the three palaces and six courtyards of the ancient emperors.

With this arrangement, even if you drink kidney treasure every day, it is estimated that the second brother will not be able to see anyone if he is less than thirty, and the old guy can still put on an expression that I am good to you.

Guys, don't really think I'm showing off, which man thinks there are more girls around him.

But think about it, we are reborn with the memory of reincarnation for hundreds of lifetimes, and Yue Lao has arranged so many girls in this life alone, not to mention before.

Add up those hundreds of lifetimes, in the years of reincarnation, the girls we have experienced are beyond the reach of even the ancient emperors.

What are the three thousand beauties in the harem, we don't have 10,000 to get 8,000, now every night lying on the head of the bed thinking about the past experience, my tears are falling down, reincarnation for thousands of lifetimes, and which life can our old waist last to the end.

Finally, when we were five years old and were in kindergarten, we were robbed of our first kiss according to the arrangement of the old moon, and from that day on, I secretly swore that since I had a memory reincarnation, we could no longer bear the name of a scumbag in this life.

From that day on, we worked hard, changed schools, hid our family identity, and started our lives again as a poor boy.

originally thought that he could live a normal life as a poor boy, but who would have thought, even so, it would be difficult to escape the clutches of the old moon.

It all started one night in my freshman year......

After finishing the work-study program, I took the one hundred and twenty yuan I had just earned, and I didn't want to mention what it was like.

Obviously, there is a million pocket money every month, and there are big red envelopes from the family during the New Year's holidays.

It's not that the family's money can't be used, the key is that my unscrupulous father said that if you want to live an ordinary life, you can rely on yourself, and if you use the money given by the family, you will immediately go back to inherit the family business.

Looking at the 120 yuan in his hand, I thought that I earned a little less today than yesterday, or I wouldn't add instant noodles tomorrow morning.

Before I could make this sad decision, suddenly two young men with colored hair and tattoos stood in front of me.

I looked up at the two of them, and saw that they were looking at me with bad intentions, which made me hurriedly kick the one hundred and twenty dollars into my pocket.

"Two big brothers, I'm just a poor student, but I don't have any money. ”

After putting the money away, I made an innocent expression and watched the two spread their hands.

The yellow-haired man on the left smiled disdainfully: "Don't worry, buddy didn't come to you for money." ”

I was immediately relieved when I heard this, as long as I didn't come to ask for money, everything else was easy to say.

The yellow-haired man suddenly raised his hand and pressed my shoulder: "Boy, someone has spent money and wants our brother to teach you a lesson, to be honest, you can also suffer less flesh and skin." ”

Saying that, the yellow-haired man was about to swing his fist at me, but I hurriedly raised my hand to stop and shouted, "Big brother, wait." ”

Huang Mao's fist hung in the air, the corners of his mouth raised, and he smiled slightly mockingly: "Boy, you are indispensable for today's fight, don't talk in vain, but if you beg us well, our brothers can start a little lighter." ”