110. Oral administration
A certain B fell into the routine of Huang Tiedan, and he couldn't run out of the circle anymore, so he simply turned his heart and said: "Your sister, Ben Xiuqing is arrogant, and I don't want to debate such an unreasonable thing with you, I'm sorry." ”
Huang Tiedan laughed and said, "Friend, swearing, good, yes, this is a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water." There are a lot of people in this cultivation, and I don't have the same knowledge as you. However, there is another sentence to say in this cultivation, each of you has to give the next lottery, Ben Xiu counts, one, two, three, ah, a total of ten people, that is, in the next day, you have to get ten lottery. ”
Huang Tiedan's smug expression made people look at it, and they really wanted to punch him in the swollen face. Huang Tiedan's self-said "color head" and the like, which made everyone confused and very confused, what the hell is going on? Why did he say a few words to this cub, and he inexplicably came up with an extra color head, is this cub trying to eat a fart? Everyone is like a second monk, confused.
The civet cat finally couldn't help it, this yellow iron egg earth dog was really bullying, so he scolded: "You earth dog, whimsical, want to be colorful, see if we don't beat you to death." ”
The civet cat was so angry with the yellow iron egg that the three corpses jumped, and they were originally very self-contained, but this time there was no such thing, and they couldn't bear it, so they opened their mouths and scolded the yellow iron eggs.
If you want to talk about playing tricks and scolding, in this world, Huang Tiedan recognizes the second, and no one dares to admit the first. Huang Tiedan saw that the civet cat dared to scold himself again, which could make him feel better, so he scolded back: "Seaweed radish toad, give you some color, dare to open a dyeing room." You earth dog, listen to Uncle Ben clearly, you have a mouth that eats, and the words you say stink. You want to scold Uncle Ben? You useless shit. You are still 30,000 years earlier. ”
Huang Tiedan said again: "You leper dog, the former still boasts of being a shrew, saying that Uncle Ben is a shrew, okay, this time it is obvious, but it is you a leper dog, even more unbearable, scolding the street and scolding, debating and arguing, you can only say some useless bullshit, and you want to scold your grandfather? ”
Huang Tie Dan teased and scolded angrily, with extraordinary momentum, and scolded the civet cat. The civet cat knew that scolding was not Huang Tiedan's opponent, and then even lost the debate, he was really aggrieved, and this time he couldn't help but scold first, but was frantically rebuked by Huang Tiedan. Even a few of the civet cat's good friends, seeing that the civet cat had broken the work, said that it was good to debate with the opponent, but it was not inferior, and they couldn't help but be very disdainful, and a certain A even said: "The fruit friend has lost his demeanor, it's really embarrassing." ”
The civet cat was scolded by Huang Tiedan and the eyes of everyone, and said angrily: "Ben Xiu is not as knowledgeable as you, so he will leave first." ”
After the civet cat finished speaking, he left, not wanting to stay and be embarrassed, Huang Tiedan hurriedly said in the back: "Guo Jiyou, Caitou, remember." ”
The civet cat didn't answer at all, and had already run away. When a certain person heard this, he said, "What you say is really wonderful, when did we owe you a lottery?
Huang Tiedan saw that the civet cat did not answer, and he was about to be cold, but fortunately, a certain Jia was anxious for justice and righteousness, and took over the conversation, Huang Tiedan became enthusiastic again, raised his voice and said: "You are a good question, you ten people are aggressive, with ten to one, in the lower is the weak side, with a little bit of debate to win you, you think, this kind of behavior, should you get a lottery, to praise my heroic behavior, the world's unparalleled, right?"
Huang Tiedan said again: "Besides, you are ten against one, and you actually lost, this debate is the same as fighting, should there be a lottery, since you have lost, you should be given a lottery, and it is a copy for each person." You think, if you lose, of course this is impossible, in the next is to say if, in the next can not give each of you a lottery, you say how distressed in the next, the blood in the heart will drip down, so, you lose, you should give the lottery. ”
A was confused by Huang Tiedan's robber theory, and after a while, he finally remembered something and said, "We just agreed to debate with you, and we didn't say anything about Caitou." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Is that so? But without a lottery, what is the point of this debate, even if you win, you won't get any benefit, but waste a lot of words in vain, which is really unwise." If you think about it again, don't we really have anything to do with the lottery?"
A replied: "There really isn't, don't believe it, you ask everyone and see if anyone has mentioned it." ”
The crowd said, "There is no such thing." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "The seaweed radish toad, it seems that it is wishful thinking and misunderstood you." I see that you are all well-known heroes, and I can't help but feel sorry for you and let you drink tea another day. If you want to say that the Qingxiu tea planted in this cultivation is the first beautiful tea in Qingcheng, after you drink it, you will definitely not forget it, and you will definitely forget to return. ”
Huang Tiedan's speed of changing his face is unmatched, and the front foot will also say that everyone is speechless, and the back foot will be familiar with everyone, saying something like "sympathy".
Although Huang Tie Dan often comes here, everyone has not found that Huang Tie Dan is so eloquent before, this time it can be regarded as insight. Everyone was still thinking about how to convince Huang Tiedan just now, but this time Huang Tiedan's words changed, and he actually talked politely to everyone, as if he was familiar at first sight.
Seeing that Huang Tiedan no longer said about the color head, but was very enthusiastic about himself, he couldn't help but admire Huang Tiedan, and secretly praised "generous hero" in his heart, and then said: "Jiyou is polite, I was a little family before, and I didn't know each other if I didn't fight, and I finally knew that Jiyou was such a bold person, and I was rare, not a son of man, not a son of man." ”
Huang Tiedan was polite and said: "Those who don't know are not guilty, you are also heroes, don't stick to the subtleties." In the next time, it is to deliver the goods. ”
A said: "Damn, I actually forgot this important matter, please go to the inner hall to drink coarse tea, and order the goods, and leave it to me and other brothers to do it, and ensure that it is done beautifully." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Friends, you're welcome, I'll leave it to you." ”
After Huang Tiedan finished speaking, he was not polite, and really went in to drink tea. Huang Tiedan this time, it is really called a clever tongue, not only said that everyone was stunned, but everyone also thought that Huang Tiedan was a heroic figure, commensurate with Huang Tiedan's friends, and he was very enthusiastic about Huang Tiedan. Huang Tiedan couldn't help but complain a few words in his heart: Seaweed radish and big toad, these warehouse managers, how did their brains get into the water one by one, stupid, this major repair was tricked, and they were deceived all over again, strange dragon Didong, Wang Ba ate green onions, hahaha!
Of course, there is another person who is not convinced by the yellow iron egg, that is, the civet cat, the civet cat looks at the yellow iron egg horizontally and vertically, far away from the yellow iron egg, and does not like to take care of the yellow iron egg.
Soon, Huang Tiedan handed over the goods, took the receipt, and then said goodbye to everyone warmly, got into the carriage, and shouted: "The pig is just in line, let's go." ”
Everyone was behind, and when they heard the broken name that Huang Tiedan gave to Qingniu, their faces twitched one by one, and they were speechless for a long time.
Huang Tiedan drove the carriage, long since he left the courtyard of this warehouse, out of the utility yard, out of the inner mansion, crossed the east bridge of the mansion, and then went to the north of the Wei Mansion along the outside of the artificial river, and stopped in front of the courtyard where Kong Ermao lived, Huang Tiedan got out of the car, pushed the door in, and shouted loudly as usual: "Is Old Man Kong at home?"
Called a few times, there was no answer, Huang Tie Dan was not polite, went into the hall to look around, and there was no trace of Kong Ermao, Huang Tie Dan sat in the hall, waited for a long time, and still did not see Kong Ermao come back. Huang Tiedan wanted to tell Kong Ermao about the new spirit, but Kong Ermao didn't know where to go, Huang Tiedan had to do it stupidly, and decided to come again tomorrow, and he must inform Kong Ermao of the good news of this day.
So, Huang Tiedan got into the carriage again, this time to the west, bypassing Wei Shengjian's snail dwelling Xiaoxuan, crossing the Xingwu Bridge, and then going south, and soon left the Wei Mansion, and then returned to the House of Beasts along the same road. Along the way, Huang Tiedan's spring breeze was proud, firstly, he was newly promoted to the spirit, and secondly, he felt that life was very comfortable. Huang Tiedan wants to come, this usually farms, hunts, and can still come to Wei Mansion if there is nothing to do, and tease this group of warehouse managers and rammers, it is really an extremely refreshing life.
Huang Tiedan was driving, thinking about some happy things, and said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, if this major repair marries Li Xiaoniang as a wife, it will be even more cool and crooked, it won't be long before I shine at the spirit summoning conference, it's cool and crooked to think about it, how can I say that this major repair is also a spiritual cultivator now, and become a senior disciple of Qingcheng, that's not a matter of catching it, hahaha, it's strange that the dragon is winter, and the layman is good for winter!
Huang Tiedan thought of Miaoshi, and began to sing his original song again, and for a while, the happy singing was everywhere, soaring into the sky, and the commotion flew all over the sky.
Huang Tie Dan returned to the House of Beasts, packed the surplus spirit wood he had harvested, loaded it into a carriage, and then drove to the Yangliu Street Central Market in Yangliu Village, ready to sell these spirit trees to earn some iron coins.
The villagers of Qingshi Town, most of them are the outer disciples of Wei and Dian's second clan, working for Wei and Dian's second clan, among them, a considerable number of them are farmers, and their main job on weekdays is to plant barley and some low-grade elixirs, so the output of low-grade elixirs in Qingshi Town is still very high, and it is still a little difficult for Huang Tie Dan to sell elixirs in Qingshi Town, which has a higher yield, so that Huang Tie Dan has been planting elixirs for many years, and they are still so poor that they are still tinkling, that is because low-grade elixirs are really not sold at a good price in Qingshi Town.