Chapter 189: Zu'an Keyboard Second Brother
"Senior brother, all departments are in place! Ready to leave at any time! Are we going to breathe for a while, or do we just start?" said the red-robed disciple with a smile.
The four coffin-carrying disciples suddenly lifted the sedan chair, which made Luo Chen a little confused.
Why do you want to lift it up? Put it on the ground and wait for someone to go up and then lift it? Do you have to let Lao Tzu perform a backflip and rotate 180 degrees to get on the bus? I don't know what they have in their heads.
Yu Feiluan gave him a look, the man instantly understood, lying on the ground and supporting his body with his limbs, and the next moment Yu Feiluan stepped on his back and went up.
This kind of operation can make Luo Chen stunned for a moment, it seems to be the plot of a costume drama? It's quite strange to see it today, and it's really "live a long time".
"Come up too, let's try not to procrastinate, it doesn't matter when we leave, it's up to you. After Yu Feiluan got on the car, he stuck his head out of the window and said.
Before Luo Chen could speak, Ling Jisong couldn't hold back his freshness, and he was ready to step on that person's back and get on the bus at the VIP level.
But the red-robed man straightened up and said quite unconvinced: "What kind of thing are you? You also deserve to step on the back of the master? Just your three-legged cat kung fu, if you don't beat you up and call your mother, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Li!"
Ling Jisong is also a temperamental person, and he was sprayed for no reason, but he was angry, and directly pointed at the person and scolded him with a slap on his head and face: "You little garbage still dare to scream here? Master, I gave you a three-point thin noodle at the beginning, but I didn't expect you to be embarrassed? Don't think that if you are a junior, you can scream like a wild dog, if it weren't for the two senior brothers standing beside me and watching, I would have slapped your dog in the face earlier, and it would be your turn to beep?"
This remark choked the man, and his scolding skills were dwarfed, and anyone with a discerning eye could see who was strong and who was weak.
"You...... You...... You ......" The man pointed at Ling Jisong dumbfounded, and the next moment made him completely regret it.
"What am I? Master, I'm handsome and sitting upright, and you have to beep a few words for this big thing? I don't have your stupid fork to ask for food, and with a stinky mouth, you don't know who your name is? Find a time to pee and find your kind of force, you can give birth to the appearance of you as a person, not a ghost or a ghost, you can see how strange the world is. Fate is a good thing, because if I can meet you, an extremely ugly big stupid fork, it will be regarded as Lao Tzu's blood mold for eight lifetimes! Hurry up and roll as far as you can, I will be disgusted when I see you. If you spit out the luxurious meal I ate at noon, I won't let you eat it all......"
After scolding indiscriminately, he forcibly subdued the red-robed monk, knelt on the ground and clenched his fists and said, "This master, we can stop for a while, we can't ...... it."
"Stop being a feather duster, how old are you? What about the hard tone just now? Take it out! Why are you a grandson now......?"
Luo Chen and Yu Feiluan laughed secretly, originally they both planned to stop their little brothers under their hands, but they didn't expect to be able to put on this dramatic performance, to be honest, it was quite lively, as long as they didn't do anything, they could lift the sky.
However, Luo Chen is still taboo, as long as Ling Jisong gets a sentence that scolds his parents, he doesn't say anything and kicks it over, and if he doesn't kick off his two front teeth, there is nothing wrong with Luo Chen's words being written backwards.
It's okay to scold people, it's not okay to scold your parents among your peers, it's not a big deal to simply complain and say something special, but when you bring unbearable words about your parents, it doesn't matter if you don't hear it, once you hear it, you will either die or be injured!
Then the red-robed monk finally couldn't resist the attack of the mouth cannon, and kowtowed and said, "Grandpa, I was wrong......! No, I am willing to bow down to my little grandson! Please spare my life!"
Ling Jisong took a long breath, he was scolding, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he almost choked to death after he didn't catch the previous qi, fortunately he was able to control it, and if he was an ordinary person, it was estimated that he really couldn't meet his standards.
"Okay, today's grandfather, I will spare you first, dare to have a next time, next year today is your death day, do you understand?"
"I understand, I understand! Sun Tzu must remember Grandpa's teachings and ask Grandpa to get in the car!" The red-robed monk directly maintained a kowtow posture, and in one word, it was called a five-body throw.
Ling Jisong stepped on the man's back, walked into the car with a little tune, and sat on Yu Feiluan's opposite face against the wall.
Luo Chen wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to step on it directly. As soon as he stepped out of his front foot, the red-clothed monk straightened up and stared at Luo Chen with a fierce look, with the words "This road is not passable" written on his face.
"What's the matter? You also want to taste my power? I can first give a friendly reminder, I am much better than your grandfather, think twice about everything, understand?" Luo Chen maintained a polite but tactful smile, to be honest, he also wants to scold a couple of sentences now, but he is afraid that he will not control the strength well, and scold that person out of a psychological shadow.
At this time, Yu Feiluan directly interjected: "How can you talk to your senior brother, Xiao Lizi? Why don't you hurry up and let your senior brother Luo go up?" You have really drifted recently, no one dares to be disrespectful, next time I have a whole appearance, do you want to fight me together?"
It turns out that the red-robed disciple is called Xiao Lizi, why does it sound a little weird?
Leonardo! Little Plum! Ah, I can't forget the classics on "Titanic"! I can't forget the arm-holding movements of Jack and Rou Shi! I can't forget the moment when I burst into tears! Ye Qing replied! Woo woo! It's a pity that Xiao Li has now become a middle-aged greasy uncle who sprays with a water gun...... Time is a knife to kill pigs, we can't help it.
If this thing were a little plum, I would screw my head off! I committed suicide on the spot to prove my innocence!
When Xiao Lizi heard Yu Feiluan talking about himself, he immediately smiled like a pug, bowed deeply to Luo Chen and apologized, and then let Luo Chen experience the treatment that only nobles have, to be honest, it was very comfortable.
After sitting on it, before he could straighten out the robe pressed under his buttocks, Yu Feiluan asked directly and curiously: "Where did you both learn your scolding skills?"
Before Luo Chen could speak, Ling Jisong took the lead and said, "I learned it from Senior Brother, and scolding is also a knowledge! For example, you can't bring your parents to the scolding just now, you can't bring body movements and the like, there are too many taboos to say at one time. ”
Yu Feiluan smiled bitterly: "Yes, yes, Senior Brother Ling is reasonable. ”
Luo Chen suddenly had the idea of beating Ling Jisong to death, and raised his arm several times and put it down, if it weren't for Yu Feiluan looking at it, this slap could lift the back of his head away.
The feeling of bumpy is conveyed, the feeling of sitting in the sedan car is very comfortable, the only unpleasant thing is that the roof of the car is too low, and I am always worried about whether I will touch my head.
"I used to help people carry a sedan chair...... Luo Chen muttered to himself
I suddenly remembered the memories of the past, and found a few people to build together, hiding in the location of the scenic spot, just waiting for which rich man to sit in a sedan chair, and he could earn three or four hundred a day, which was a bit laborious.
Ling Jisong heard Luo Chen's muttering, but he didn't hear what he said clearly, so he asked puzzledly, "Senior brother, what are you muttering?"
"Don't ask, asking is to make your brother Bai happy. ”
Bai Fei lay down for no reason, glared at Luo Chen and continued to doze off.