Chapter 4: The Moving Journey to the West (2)
Sha Seng turned his head and looked at Zhu Bajie, "Is this yamen weird?"
"What's weird?" Zhu Bajie didn't understand the meaning of his words.
"It's the kind that can change people's personality and temperament. The sand monk looked at him.
Zhu Bajie thought about it, and actually agreed with his words, "It seems to be oh,"
Otherwise, how could those two women who pinched each other as soon as they met go to the house side by side like a pair of good sisters.
Sha Seng said again: "The object of their resentment also seems to have changed to you, the second senior brother. ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Sun Wukong stood outside the door with the row of bamboo slips and looked at it, looked and looked, and finally sighed helplessly, rolled the bamboo slips up again, and then touched the bamboo scroll with his hand, and the bamboo scroll turned into a light and disappeared.
If you come to tell him that this bamboo slip is the instruction manual of this mobile yamen, but he has read it so many times, but he has never seen it, what is the difference between this so-called instruction manual and ordinary house construction drawings and floor plans?
The first half of the scroll shows the structure of the moving yamen, and the second half shows the distribution of each area.
Sun Wukong probably glanced at it, and he already knew clearly what each position was for.
The main hall on the first floor is the yamen, and on the left and right sides is the kitchen and the office.
On the second and third floors is the living room.
The three tower-like buildings on the left and right are the places where prisoners are held.
The one on the left is for prisoners of the human and demon worlds, the one on the right is for prisoners of the gods and immortals, and the one on the back is for prisoners of the demon and underworld.
Sun Wukong jumped to the roof and looked at it, and found that the three buildings where the prisoners were held were blessed with Buddha seals, and the function was of course to prevent them from escaping.
He thought in his heart, if the rights given to them are too great, he doesn't know if the person in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall will have an opinion?
But he didn't worry about being embarrassed about this, anyway, if he came to support him, he didn't have the heart or the courage to do so.
He circled around the air a few times, and looked up and down this moving Journey to the West Yamen, inside and out, back and forth, and suddenly felt a little depressed.
This thing is floating in the air, if someone comes to report the crime, it will naturally be easy for this fairy demon to come up from the underworld, but if this mortal person is a mortal, how can he come up?
Is it possible to let them shout at the bottom, let them build a ladder or go down to pick it up themselves?
Thinking about it like this, he felt a little happy.
His toes moved, and he landed on the concrete ground outside the main gate again, and nagged at Tang Seng for a while, "I said master, you are really ...... You said that you are reciting a sutra at home, or going out shopping or something, isn't it good to raise flowers? Why do you want to set up such a Journey to the West Yamen?"
As soon as Tang Seng thought of getting along with those two female benefactors every day, his already worried brows were about to fall.
Hearing the nagging of the eldest apprentice, he couldn't help but dislike himself, "Are you what I want to do?" I just saw that Rulai was a little distressed and explained to him, who would have thought that he would throw such a burden on the four of us master and apprentice, you feel unhappy, how can I not feel wronged." ”
When Sun Wukong saw his well-maintained and tender face, which couldn't be more tender, it was wrinkled like a bitter melon, and he thought that this guy didn't even recite Amitabha Buddha anymore, and he was not happy to think about it.
"That's right. The worried Tang Seng suddenly thought of something and asked, "Wukong, you can completely reject this position, how could you suddenly agree?"
He thought that after the monkey went to the clouds, he talked to Rulai for a while, and when he came down, he was not angry, and he was honest, which made him feel strange no matter how he looked at it.
Sun Wukong glanced at him, and his mind turned, "Can I not agree if you have promised everything?" Besides, if you let you do this yamen head alone, and when the time comes, you will be eaten by some demons and monsters so that outsiders will know, wouldn't you have to laugh at my old grandson's ability to be too poor to protect the master." ”
Tang Seng listened with his temples jumping, "What nonsense are you talking about, no matter what, your master is also an immortal now, how can I be afraid of any demons and monsters." ”
"Hush. Sun Wukong glanced at him coldly, "Aren't you afraid? Who has suffered from this fear of the dark and afraid of ghosts since he came back from fighting in the West to learn scriptures?"
Tang Seng: "......"
"That's right. Sun Wukong added, "Especially-female." ”
Tang Seng: "Shut your mouth, they all say that you can't do things well without hair on your mouth, I see that you can't hold the door with hairy on your mouth." ”
Sun Wukong sneered again, "Master's words are wrong, your apprentice and I don't have monkey hair on my face - I said you don't study the scriptures in front of that scripture all day long, the computer and the like, look at you are now short-sighted." ”
Tang Seng gave him a roll of his eyes, "I call it learning, learning, do you understand? Learning has become myopia, I am glorious, how can it be like you only know how to play if you don't do your job all day long." ”
Sun Wukong's monkey eyes glared, "Why don't I do my job?"
Tang Seng: "Your cool running, skateboarding, racing or something, aren't they all about speed? I said that you are a flying monkey and it's okay to compare these with those who can't fly?"
"Oh, I call this exercise, exercise is good for the body, hey, and you, who only know how to read the Bible, say that these are basically chickens and ducks. Sun Wukong didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Sun Wukong shook his head and jumped up the steps.
Tang Seng sighed at his back and muttered in a low voice: "You, a person who doesn't stop moving all day, people you don't know will think you have ADHD when you see it, and you're not afraid of exercising too much." ”
He muttered as he walked through the vault.
He had barely reached the middle of the vaulted aisle when suddenly there was a burst of drumming from the rooftop, which scared him so much that he almost lost his soul.
As soon as Sun Wukong walked up the steps, he heard a voice and immediately fell back.
"What's going on?" he looked at the agitated vault above.
Tang Seng had already recovered from the fright, patted his chest, and said straight: Amitabha.
At this time, a voice came from a loudspeaker on the right, "Please press this red button next to me when there is a drum beating, and you can see who the drum is and where it is, and then you only need to press the green button next to the red button again, and the drummer will naturally be brought to the hall through the door." ”
Sun Wukong quickly pressed the red button, and saw a screen suddenly flash on the stone wall on the left.
First there was a few hoops and shaking, and then the mirror became clear, and they saw who the drummer was?