The yellow gourd smoked meaningfully and sighed, "I...... Immortal Slashing Flying Knife. ”

"Poof, cough, cough, cough......" Yu Huifei almost choked to death by this puff of cigarette, and asked while coughing: "Ahem...... You...... Ahem...... Are you a Flying Knife for Immortals?"

The yellow gourd said as a matter of course: "Yes, but after coming down, the power was also eliminated, and now it is impossible to cut immortals, but it is still no problem to cut a trouser belt, a cock or something." Would you like to try it?"

After speaking, the eyes of the yellow gourd aimed at Yu Huifei's crotch.

Yu Huifei subconsciously clamped his crotch and said, "Stop, I don't have to trouble you, I still point to it to bring me happiness in the second half of my life." ”

The yellow gourd pursed his lips and smiled: "It's hard to ......"

Yu Huifei was puzzled and said, "What do you mean?"

Huangpi Hulu said: "The secret of the ninth floor cannot be leaked, you have to find a wife." What kind of can you find? mortal? Can you keep her a secret if you find it? If you can't do it, just wait for the sky to thunder and die. ”

Yu Huifei was dumbfounded......

As the yellow gourd said, if you really find a wife, can you not get married?

Can we not live together?

Can you not talk about the ninth floor?

There is a third floor above the ninth floor, what if it is discovered?

Besides, a batch of labor prisoners came on the ninth floor one after another, and when the time came, all of them looked like this gourd, how could Yu Huifei hide it unless he gouged out his wife's eyeballs and deafed her ears?

Once it was leaked, there were five thunderbolts in the sky, and he hiccuped.

That's still looking for a fart wife.

Yu Huifei's head was as big as a bucket suddenly, and he suddenly felt that the ninth floor was not so fragrant.

After answering everything, it's useless to say anything now, Yu Huifei sighed and said, "Hey...... If that's it, I won't be able to live this day. ”

"By the way, are you sure that your name is the Immortal Flying Knife, not the big eyeballs of your pants?" Yu Huifei suddenly asked the yellow gourd.

The yellow-skinned gourd directly gave him a big white eye......

......

At the same time, a group of thugs ran out of the village in their pants, and when they stopped, they had chills down their backs.

I'm sure the weird gourd didn't follow, a group of guys, you look at me, I look at you, all of them look like hell.

"Brother Ping, this thing is too evil......"

"That's right, Brother Ping. The eyeballs were like they were alive, and I couldn't even fart when I looked at us. As soon as the eyeballs rolled, the waistband of the trousers broke, if we stare at the rest of the place......" A fat man said this, and everyone collectively clamped their legs.

"Brother Ping, what should I do? Do you want this money?" asked another.

Brother Ping didn't speak, smoked a cigarette to calm down, and said after a while: "Damn...... I've worked so hard for so long, what is the picture? It's not the ninth-floor house? It's now in hand, and you're going to let me go halfway?"

A fat man came over: "Brother Ping, that thing is evil, our normal means will definitely not work." Moreover, there is a cemetery behind that place, so it's not surprising that there are oddities."

As soon as these words came out, Brother Ping was reminded.

Brother Ping glanced at the fat man and said, "You...... Is there a way?"

The fat man smiled: "I know a person, who is definitely a master in the world." According to him, he is the junior disciple of the real person of Longhu Mountain, and his status in Longhu Mountain is extremely high. The Tao is profound, it can subdue demons and subdue demons, drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, I think ......"

"You think it's a fart!Take me to see him, if this can be done, you'll be counted!" Brother Ping kicked the fat man.

Several people immediately left.

Yu Huifei closed the door tightly, and then began to clean up the ninth floor. There is no way, he is in a terrible situation now, he owes a lot of debt, and he has no income to make a living.

Lu Jian left, leaving him with a bunch of messes, and the big-eyed Immortal Flying Knife was the only one that Lu Pressure left him with a pretty good baby. It's just that this product is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and after such a while, Yu Huifei's remaining half of the box of cigarettes was smoked by him. Even this big-eyed bead is not happy, shouting to smoke the Chinese ......

Yu Huifei seriously suspected that the main reason why Lu Jian threw him down was that he couldn't afford to raise this goods......

At the same time, chatting with Big Eyeballs, Yu Huifei also figured out a problem. That is, the immortal nether realm will be cut off a god channel, even if it is a peerless magic weapon like him, he will be slashed by the heavenly dao, and he will become a trouser pickpocketing maniac.

In order to allow the super combat power of Big Eyeballs to continue to play a role in the future, Yu Huifei deliberately bought an extra cigarette and put it in the store.

The big-eyed beads expressed great satisfaction with Yu Huifei, a young man who is so good at things, but he still didn't forget to tell Yu Huifei to make money as soon as possible, he still likes to smoke China.

With the big eyeballs as a backer, Yu Huifei also had the confidence, put the rolling pin back in the back kitchen, and sat outside alone pondering the problem of making a fortune. At the moment, he doesn't have much capital, but he has a shop, and if this shop is well run, it should be no problem to support himself. But if you want to pay off that asshole of debt, you have to think of some profiteering ideas.

The day passed like this, and in the evening, when Yu Huifei was having dinner, he saw the gangsters again, these guys were eating and drinking at the food stalls on the side of Xiulin Street.

The group didn't eat much, and the wine quickly drained a case.

Yu Huifei eavesdropped, only to hear Brother Naping pointing at a fat man and saying: "Fatty, drink more if you don't drink, strengthen your courage." ”

When Yu Huifei heard this, he was immediately happy, it seemed that the commotion in the morning really scared them enough.

Now that he has big eyes as the backing, Yu Huifei is full of confidence, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, and he walked over directly with a bottle of beer, sat next to Brother Ping, hooked up with Brother Ping's shoulder and said, "Brother Ping, drink?"

Brother Ping glanced at Yu Huifei for a moment, and then shouted, "It's you, do you dare to come to me?"

Yu Huifei said: "Of course I dare, who let us have a backer." ”

After speaking, Yu Huifei squeezed his eyebrows and looked at Brother Ping with a look that you understand.

Brother Ping and the others all thought of the big flying eyes, and they felt a little chilled.

Yu Huifei knew that these guys were really scared, and he became even more courageous, so he poured himself a glass of beer and said, "Brother Ping, right? I'll still call you Xiao Pingping." ”

"Who do you call Xiao Pingping?" Brother Ping suddenly became angry, how does this name sound similar to Xiao San?

Yu Huifei didn't care whether he blew his beard and stared at his eyes, and said with a smile: "Xiao Pingping...... You see, I didn't care about borrowing this money, but it was borrowed by my relatives after all. In this way, it will not be difficult for you to do so, I will help him pay back some of it, and you will go to him for the rest. What's going on?"

Brother Ping looked at Yu Huifei suspiciously: "You...... How much?"

Yu Huifei smiled slightly, reached into his pocket, and then his smile froze, his face darkened, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart: "Fuck, where is my wallet? Who stole my wallet?"

Brother Ping stared at Yu Huifei: "How much?"