Chapter 029: Scared to death black and white impermanence
No matter what this boss uncle said, Xiao Moyu and Chu Heng turned a deaf ear and just cared about escaping from this place. Besides, the boss uncle said it so easily, the situation will definitely not be so optimistic, after all, he is the victim.
From the perspective of a victim, it would be strange to make a good claim. What's more, this boss uncle is still greedy for the wine that Xiao Moyu has not yet prepared, which is a dangerous signal.
Even if the boss uncle and Xiao Moyu agreed to solve this problem peacefully, Chu Heng was unwilling. If there are a few more explosions like this, he will not only be a glass-level hedgehog, but an unrecognizable monster that is not a human or a ghost.
When the time comes, there will be no face to see people.
Seeing that Xiao Moyu was faintly moved, hesitated, and hesitated for a moment, Chu Heng naturally wanted her to dispel this idea, tightened her Qianqianyu hand, ran faster, and said solemnly: "Sister Moyu, it's not right for you to do this, men can't believe it, rhetoric is just a delaying tactic, the real intention is wrong, heaven and earth can learn from it." ”
"Brother Heng, you are also a man, what you say is also rhetoric, can I still trust you?" Xiao Moyu continued to run away with Chu Heng, panting all the way, and after throwing away the boss and uncle behind him, he stopped, and after calming down his disordered breath, he stared at Chu Heng playfully, his beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and he said pointedly.
"Of course you can, the kind of boss uncle is an outdated old group member, and he knows at a glance that he is not a good person, and he says that he is just coveting your wine, but in fact, who knows if he will covet your beauty.
Sister Moyu, you are so beautiful, I don't want you to be harmed by an old cow, when the time comes, you can't cry if you want to. Although you can't escape the law of human reproduction, you have to find a handsome guy who is right and cherishes you very much, so that you can be worthy of the beautiful face God gave you. Like, I'm good, hey, hey, hey!"
Being stared at, Chu Heng was a little scared in his heart, and said that he was the most poisonous woman's heart, and would rather offend a villain than a woman, but fortunately, now Sister Moyu is neither a woman nor a woman, just a simple middle school student.
She is not now, and she will be in the future, taking precautions, Chu Heng gave Xiao Moyu a preventive dose in advance to avoid unnecessary situations.
Speaking of the back, Chu Heng couldn't help but have an idea, so he made a joke and let himself follow the handsome guy, who told him that he still has a blue nose and swollen face, and he can't match the image of the handsome guy at all.
As everyone knows, Chu Heng's joke was taken seriously by Xiao Moyu, and immediately, her face began to turn crimson, and her heart was also a little messy, and her mood fluctuations were all caused by him: "I didn't expect that Brother Heng still likes me a lot, and he began to exclude dissidents to protect me before he got married, if this feeling of being protected can last until he grows old together, it would be great!"
Brother Heng looks similar to my deceased brother, and now that my brother is gone, Brother Heng appears in my life, it must be God's compensation for me, this benefit is too touching.
God, I love you to death!"
"Brother Heng, what are you talking nonsense, I won't like you, you are the way you are now, people are not ghosts, even if it is black and white, it is estimated that you will be scared to death, you still don't want to be embarrassed here, so as not to offend Lord Yama, give you a broken life, and let other ghosts come to ask for your life." On the surface, Xiao Moyu was not interested in this, and covered up the thoughts in his heart tightly, giving Chu Heng a burst of chestnuts, and a look of disdain, and similarly, making a joke with Chu Heng.
"Don't worry, Sister Moyu, black and white impermanence is the ghost who asks for his life, scaring the two of them to death, just to solve the problem of going to hell, where will there be any other ghost messenger to trouble me."
Lord Yama is very busy every day, and he will definitely not trouble me for the two little ghosts, and the general high-ranking characters are very atmospheric, their minds are all on the big things, and the small things don't matter, so they don't bother to take the time to pay attention to it!
Hehe, I'm a genius, God is reluctant to accept me, how can Lord Yama accept me without giving God face. God is Lord Yama's boss, and the favor of the boss is far more effective than the embarrassment of his subordinates.
Forgive Lord Yama has ten courages, and he doesn't dare to go against God, Lord Yama wants to accept me, and it's almost the same to accept me as an apprentice. Not to be outdone, Chu Heng returned the favor with his own way, found a loophole in this issue, and then refuted violently.
"Brother Heng, you are so talented, there is no one in the field of shamelessness, I really admire you so much. Xiao Moyu didn't expect Chu Heng to have a dispute with her here on this issue, and she couldn't help but be angry, shouldn't Brother Heng let her. Chu Heng's smile was so bright and dazzling, he was about to catch up with the sun during the day, and he said with a little bit of inspiration, deliberately confusing the public.
"Hahaha, of course, I'm really a genius......" Chu Heng was a little carried away, and when he heard Xiao Moyu's words of admiration for him, he began to be overjoyed, ignoring some important words in the words, laughing nonstop, and halfway through the laughter, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable.
Suddenly, in my mind, I thought back to it, there was something wrong with Sister Moyu's words, this was not a layer of honey on the appearance of admiration, but it was actually a 'poison' inside, and the red fruit was set for him, so that he could swallow it happily.
When he reacted and wanted to spit it out, it was too late, the 'poison' had already begun to emit its poison, spreading to his limbs and bones, so deeply rooted that it was too late to detoxify.
The poison was given to him by Xiao Moyu, and he swallowed it, but he didn't give him the antidote, and he couldn't do it if he wanted to, it really hurt Chu Heng, Brother Heng.
As an elder brother, he was fooled by Moyu's sister, and he personally admitted the fact that he was a shameless person, and if he wanted to deny it, it was estimated that he would be entertained by the perfect tonic soup with round and square, color and fragrance, and vegetables and soup.
"Brother Heng, can you sign my name? I'm going to keep it as a souvenir. Xiao Moyu added fuel to the fire while the iron was hot, said with a slight smile, and took out a notebook and a pen from his pocket, and handed it to Chu Heng with interest.
"Sister Moyu, are you fooling me, is it right to fool me, the realm of shamelessness, you are really arrogant, so domineering, and very majestic, I think, I don't know anything about this field, it must be Sister Moyu, you are good at the field, right. Chu Heng took the notebook and pen handed over by Xiao Moyu, opened the notebook himself, twisted the pen, and then handed it back to Xiao Moyu, saying: "Sister Moyu, this is your domain, you are the overlord of this field, I don't dare to compete with you."
It's better for you to sign my name, so I can take it back and hang it on the head of the bed, and remind myself all the time that you must not set foot in this field, so as not to make Sister Moyu your enemy, so as not to embarrass Sister Moyu. ”