Worship me as a teacher
Time flies! Three days have passed in a flash.
This is a rare feeling in Shi Wunian, when I was a child, I felt that the days passed too slowly, because there were new clothes in the New Year, so I always wanted time to go faster. Later, when I was alone, I still felt that life was slow, because I always looked forward to the food payment from my neighbors for renting paddy fields. When he stopped fearing for his livelihood, he didn't have much of a concept of time, just because he was used to it.
In these three days, Shi Wunian and Jun Moregret didn't have anything to do, they still went up the mountain and down the water, doing what they used to do every day. In the end, Jun Mo regretted giving the key to his house to Shi Wunian and went to Futao Street alone, he insisted that Shi Wunian would send him, he said that it was because he was afraid that Shi Wunian would cry, and it was too embarrassing for a big man to cry in front of so many people. But when he turned around, his eyes were red, he stopped and turned his back to Shi Wunian and said loudly: "Little lion, live well, when Uncle Ben becomes an immortal, he will come back and take you to the outside world to play, you must wait for me." ”
Without waiting for the poem to say something, he left resolutely. Shi Wunian stood in front of the courtyard gate and was speechless for a long time!
"Heaven and earth have righteousness, and miscellaneous manifolds. The lower part is the river, and the upper part is the sun and stars......" A clear voice came into Shi Wunian's ears, waking him up from his trance.
I saw a thin old man walking slowly, reciting the Confucian orthodox "Song of Righteousness" as he walked, and soon walked in front of Shi Wunian.
Shi Wunian asked, "The old gentleman is an immortal from outside?"
The old man smiled and said, "Yes!"
Shi Wunian asked in a daze, "What does the old gentleman mean?"
The old man laughed and said, "Little baby doesn't have an open head, when have you seen someone like me in the town?"
Shi Wunian defended: "Our town is actually not small, there are many places I haven't been to, of course I don't know if the old gentleman is from the town." ”
The old man smiled even more and said, "Actually, you know that I'm not from a small town, right?"
Shi Wunian scratched his head in embarrassment! said with a smile: "Do you want the old gentleman to come into the house and sit, drink saliva and rest." ”
The old man said, "Yes, yes! If I can get some food, it would be better, my old man hasn't eaten breakfast yet." ”
Shi Wunian said: "Okay, I happened to catch two pheasants and a carp a few days ago. Just made for the old gentleman."
"Good, good!" the old man laughed.
Shi Wunian said: "Then please wait a while, old man, and I'll do it." ”
Shi Wunian will be in a hurry no matter what he does, he would rather finish things continuously, even if there is nothing to do, he just goes to look at the sky in a daze and will not slow down because things are not in a hurry. So he does things seriously and quickly, but Jun Mo regrets that he often grinds because things are not in a hurry, and says that things can never be done, so there is no need to be too anxious, and he often ridicules Shi Wunian and says that he works so hard, is he thinking about raising money to marry a mother-in-law? He also persuaded Shi Wunian not to worry, saying that your little thing is too small, people don't look down on it at all, and it's not too late to marry a girl when you grow up. He also heard that as long as things were big enough, beautiful girls like Widow Sun would stick them upside down. But every time he said these things, he would be kicked hard in the ass by Shi Wunian. There is only one exception, Shi Wunian just said to Jun Mo regrets, don't always talk about Sun Jiuniang, she is not easy, not only was she taken advantage of by those shameless pickled men, but also by the shrews in the man's family to find fault. Since then, Jun Moregret rarely mentions Widow Sun.
Soon, a roasted pheasant with a charred outside and tender inside and a braised carp were brought to the table by Shi Wunian. The old man sniffed vigorously and said intoxicatedly, "Well, yes, it's really good!"
Shi Wunian took out a small bottle of wine and said, "Old man, there is only this little wine left at home, why don't you drink some of it?"
The old man was surprised and asked, "The little baby is still drinking?"
Shi Wunian said: "I don't know how to drink, but I need it during the New Year's festivals, so I always prepare some wine." ”
The old man nodded and said, "You better keep it, I have my own wine." ”
I saw him take out a small gourd the size of a palm from his sleeve, and then beckoned Shi Wunian to sit down and have breakfast together. It's as if he is the host, and Shi Wunian is just a guest of a visiting friend.
The old man said, "How about a little baby drink?"
Shi Wunian said: "I have never drunk alcohol, I won't drink it, the old gentleman just drinks it himself." ”
The old man said: "There are good dishes, but there is no good wine, it is really a pity in the world! ”
Without waiting for Shi Wunian to shirk it, he poured half a bowl of wine into Shi Wunian's bowl.
The old man continued: "My old man is a wine drunk by a fairy, one sip can forget his worries, two sips will be free, and three sips will be happy like a fairy." ”
Shi Wunian couldn't get rid of it, so he had to take a sip, the wine was spicy, and Shi Wunian coughed nonstop.
Shi Wunian said: "How can the old gentleman lie? This wine is nothing special! Isn't it just five copper plates and a pound of burning knives?"
The old man stretched out his tone and said, "Eh~, how can the old man lie! Good wine needs to be tasted carefully, because you are too eager to drink." But it doesn't hurt, the effect is still the same. ”
The excitement from the drinks quickly wore off, and Shi Wunian really felt that today's food was particularly delicious, better than ever. The old man said that wine and food are a perfect match in the world, just as a hero is a beautiful woman.
So at the instigation of the old man, Shi Wunian drank the second and third sips. Then with a bang, Shi Wunian fell asleep on the table.
The old man laughed and ate and drank by himself, and stayed until he was full.
The old man asked with a smile: "Little baby, your father died when you were five years old, are you sad?"
Shi Wunian stood up in a daze and said, "Sad." ”
The old man continued to ask: "You died at the age of seven, so are you even more sad?"
Shi Wunian said: "I am sad to die." ”
The old man asked, "Then why don't you die with your father and mother? At least when you get there, they can continue to take care of you? How can you live if you are alone?"
Shi Wunian said: "When my father left, there was still my mother, and later when my mother left, I told me that I must live well, if I can't die, I must not die, even if I go to be a beggar, I can't think about dying, so I must not die." ”
The old man said: "Then you don't have a spiritual root to hurt your heart? There are so many teenagers in the town, you are the only one who has no spiritual root, and others can cultivate as an immortal, but you can only stay in the town for the rest of your life until you die of old age, are you willing?"
Shi Wunian said: "Don't be sad, don't be unwilling!"
The old man asked, "Why?"
Shi Wunian said: "The body is given by my father, I accept it no matter what, but my mother said that my father's greatest wish is to go out of the town to see the outside world, but he will never have a chance." My mother also said that if I have the opportunity, I must go outside for a walk, even if it is the fulfillment of my father's wish, so I am not willing to die in this place, I am really unwilling. ”
The old man asked, "If you worship me as a teacher, I will pass on your cultivation method, are you willing?"
Shi Wunian said: "Although the old gentleman is from outside, he doesn't look like an immortal no matter how he looks at it, how can you pass on my immortal law!"
The old man said: "What my old man said is to pass on your cultivation method, not an immortal method, as long as you are successful in cultivation, you naturally don't have to stay in the town for the rest of your life, and it is naturally no problem to go out and see the outside world." ”
Shi Wunian said: "Okay, then I will worship you as a teacher." ”
The old man said, "Stand up! ”
Shi Wunian staggered to his feet and bowed to the old man three times.
The old man walked up to Shi Wunian, pointed at the center of Shi Wunian's eyebrows and said, "Disciple of the Book Sage, don't be pedantic and sour Confucian, but go to the world with a sword." ”
Shi Wunian was paralyzed, and the old man carried him back to the room and said to himself: "The old man only accepted you as a disciple, I hope you don't want to disappoint the old man, if you live up to these three mouthfuls of worry, the old man will have to regret it for hundreds of years." ”
The old man put down the poem and left the town.
On Liufu Square, the people of several major sects took out their magic weapons respectively, and took the teenagers away after they were reluctant to part with their families. Xiao Qingmo of Lingxiao Sect took out a palm-sized pocket palace, and after he recited a spell, the pocket palace suddenly became the size of a house, and Xiao Qingmo took Lu Zhi to leave first.
Gao Yufeng took out a paper kite from her bulging chest, and pointed a little paper kite with her slender fingers, and the paper kite suddenly fluttered its wings and hung on the square as if it had come to life, and she took Zhao Yuqi and her party to follow closely behind.
And the handsome man of Ling Xianzong took out an object like a sedan chair, and after a spell, it turned into an eight-lift sedan chair for marrying relatives.
The red-bearded old man snorted coldly, "There is not a real man in the Ling Immortal Sect. ”
The handsome man jumped into the sedan chair with a group of people and sneered: "The Fire God Sect is all men, the three-legged ones are men, and the two-legged ones are even more men than the three-legged ones." ”
Without waiting for the punishment of Jin Huo to get angry, the sedan chair left in the sky.
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The last to leave was the Sword Sect, Lin Qinghan put his fingers together in front of him, and a long sword as white as jade appeared in front of everyone, and then left with Jun Moregret and his party.
Poetry wakes up slowly. He shook his head, and suddenly his head felt like it was about to explode, and the memory slowly returned to his mind. Only then did he remember that he had eaten with an old man from outside before he got drunk. After a few sips of his own wine, he fell unconscious, and then he had a long dream. In his sleep, the old man asked him a number of questions, which annoyed him, and he wanted to be angry and lying. But he couldn't do it, so he could only answer the old man's question seriously. Then the old man said that he would take him as an apprentice, not only passed on his cultivation method, but also told him a lot about the outside world, those words were so true, as if engraved in his mind, it was difficult to forget. In the end, the old man said that the disciple of the Holy Scholar should not be pedantic and sour, but should go to the world with a sword.
"Heaven and earth have righteousness, mixed with manifolds, the lower is the river, the upper is the sun and the stars......" Shi Wunian tried to cultivate according to the mantra and method taught by the old man, and suddenly felt a hot air in the lower abdomen began to swim, and with the meridians flowing all over the limbs, just like soaking in a hot spring on a snowy day, he couldn't help moaning. It wasn't until two hours passed that Shi Wunian slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, got up and walked out of the house.
The moon is in the middle of the day, and the day has long passed.
Shi Wunian muttered to himself: "Jun Mo regrets that they have already set off!"