Chapter 273: Rabbits, Shotguns, Dogs
In the distance, the moonlight grew brighter and brighter, and finally the big yellow dog man stood up and barked at the sky again, and then something strange happened.
The big yellow dog's hair began to turn brown, then elongated, curled, and finally stood in the way of everyone, from a big yellow dog to a teddy!
"Oh my God, I'm dazzled, right?" Chen Han rubbed his eyes.
The eighth child also said in amazement and incredulity: "This, this...... I've heard that animals have cultivated to become refined and become humans, but what is the matter with this becoming another kind of dog?
Lao Xu was also sweating profusely, and the things in front of him were too weird.
It's so weird that he, an old hunter who often shuttles through the mountains and forests, is a little suspicious of life.
At that moment, Teddy suddenly fell to the ground, then cocked his hips and slammed down hard......
And suddenly there was a hole in the ground......
The three of them were covered in cold sweat and their eyes were in a daze.
The old man shuddered and said, "This ...... Iron pestle, huh?"
Lao Xu also swallowed and said, "Teddy has a habit. ”
Chen Han said: "Every day, every day, every day, ......every day,
Lao Ba subconsciously covered the chrysanthemum and said: "This is not an iron pestle grinding into a needle, this is digging a tunnel......"
"Shhhh Lao Xu reminded everyone to shut up.
While they were in a daze, the rabbit suddenly pulled open the coffin and yelled, "Baby, over here!"
Almost instantly, the teddy turned his head and stared at the three of them.
The three of them scolded at the same time: "Dead rabbit, do you want to die together?"
The rabbit took out a carrot and ate it slowly: "I'm sorry, you may not die......"
Before the three of them could figure out what it meant, they saw the teddy staring at them with glowing eyes.
Lao Xu was the first to react and shouted: "Run!"
As the three of them turned, Teddy rushed over.
This isn't your average little teddy, this guy is a lap bigger than the Howling Dog, and he runs like lightning when he opens his legs!
In an instant, the eighth child was thrown to the ground, and he only heard the sound of his clothes shattering!
Lao Xu and Chen Han subconsciously looked back, and just saw that Lao Ba's pants were torn to shreds, and he was crawling forward with a desperate face, shouting: "Save me......"
Lao Xu gritted his teeth and took out a shotgun and aimed it at Teddy!
As a result, I saw a white rabbit jump up and bite the barrel of the gun with its big mouth!
Lao Xu has a long-standing grudge against this rabbit, and he wants to kill this cheap rabbit more than Teddy, so he roared without hesitation: "Look for death!"
Bang!
However, the anticipatory brain burst out, and the scene of the rabbit burping did not appear.
I saw the rabbit grasping the barrel of the gun with one hand, hanging in the air, opening its small mouth and burping, then turning its head and snorting for a lifetime, spitting out a mouthful of iron sand, scolding: "It's not delicious at all......
Seeing this, let alone Chen Han, Lao Xu was so frightened that he was furious.
He had seen countless beasts, but when had he ever seen such a rabbit?
The double-barreled shotgun is not very powerful at a distance, but it is absolutely powerful at the muzzle! As a result, the rabbit actually ate all the bullets in one bite......
Nothing has happened......
Is this still a rabbit?
"Run!" Chen Han was already going crazy, so he turned around and ran!
The rabbit ignored Chen Han, but looked into the barrel of the gun with wide eyes, and muttered as he looked: "What else is delicious? Let's come out together." ”
Lao Xu's eyes flashed, and he pulled the trigger again!
Bang!
While!
Lao Xu saw an extremely shocking scene, the iron sand hit the rabbit's eyes, knocking the rabbit to the head, but the iron sand collided with the eyes and sparks, and then splashed away, failing to hurt the rabbit at all!
"Goodong......" Lao Xu swallowed......
At this time, the eighth in the distance let out an exclamation, and Lao Xu subconsciously looked over.
I saw that Teddy pounced on the eighth child's body, lifting his buttocks, and working hard!
"Ahh
The terrible screams resounded through the mountains and forests, and many sleeping birds and birds were frightened and flew all over the sky.
Lao Xu's nerves completely collapsed at this moment, the gun fell off, and the whole person was stupid.
The rabbit picked up the shotgun, and then pointed the muzzle to his mouth, and opened his mouth wide, click!
A large piece of the barrel was eaten by him, and then he rattled and chewed: "It's hot, it tastes okay......"
The rabbit deducted two bullets from Lao Xu's body and stuffed them into the shotgun, and finally shot at the sky: "Bang!"
Then the rabbit jumped to his feet and cried out to the Indians, "Ah...... Vomiting and vomiting...... Big dog, there's another one here!
As soon as the rabbit barked, Teddy suddenly raised his head and looked at Lao Xu.
Lao Xu was awakened at that moment, turned around and ran away.
At the same time, he heard the dead rabbit shouting at the sky: "He's here, big dog, come quickly!"
Lao Xu greeted the eighteen generations of the rabbit's ancestors in his heart, and at the same time wailed: "How can there be such a cheap rabbit in this world!"
But the next moment, he was pushed to the ground by Teddy, stabbed and his pants were gone......
Yes!
A terrible scream was heard.
Chen Han in the distance hid in a small cave, he didn't dare to take a breath, trembling, and scolded in his heart: "Bastard, let you don't shout, don't shout, look at what these things are shouting out?"
Just as he was in a daze, a black shadow flashed in front of him.
Then the shadow retreated, and it was a big gray mouse!
The big rat looked up at him.
When Chen Han saw that it was a mouse, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hand, wanting to get rid of the mouse.
But the mouse looked at him unmoved.
Chen Han was anxious and used the stick in his hand to stab the mouse......
As a result, the mouse jumped backwards, and the man stood up and pointed at him and scolded, "I'm Cao! I'll just look at you, and you're actually stabbing me!"
When Chen Han heard the rat's mouth, he immediately knew that he was in trouble again, and cried on the spot: "This ...... What kind of world......"
Then I heard the rat shout at the top of his voice: "Big dog, this guy is here!"
As a result, before the dog came, a white figure fell, and it was the cheap rabbit!
At this moment, the rabbit's outfit changed slightly, a string of bullets straddled from the shoulder to the waist, and a long section was dragged on the ground......
This guy brought this sunglasses, held a shotgun in his hand, and grinned at Chen Han after seeing him!
Chen Han looked at the rabbit with a pleading expression.
I remember that the rabbit raised his gun and shot it at the sky, and then yelled: "Big dog, people are here!"
Then Chen Han saw a curly-haired teddy rushing over.
"Dead rabbit, Cao Nima!" This was Chen Han's last struggle.
All that's left is the screams.
After the gunshots......
Smack!
A bird fell to the ground.
The rabbit picked it up and looked at it, then looked up again and muttered, "Oops, what a windfall......"