Chapter 12: Monkey and snake strike, Sanqing sees Hongjun!(Ask for some collection~)
For an old foodie, what does it mean to have chili peppers?
It means the birth of a new taste!!
Xiao Bai's cooking skills can barely be said to be quite ordinary, but in the monkey clan and the snake clan, a group that eats raw things for thousands of years, it can be called a god chef!!
"Come, old worm, drink! I don't believe in drinking you today!!" the old monkey fairy looked at the giant snake king opposite with drunken eyes, holding the bamboo knot, and at the same time put out cruel words.
The hundred-year war between the monkey and snake clans, in today's day, is roughly a stop, in order to celebrate this kind of thing, don't drink some wine, is that normal??
At the beginning, Xiao Bai still had time to take the skewers and roast them slowly, but when he got to the back, he had already seen a little monkey who had already watched the seven, seven, eight, and eight things, and began to learn from Xiao Bai, do it himself, and have enough food and clothing.
Although the taste is not as delicious as Xiao Bai's barbecue, it is far better than his previous barbecue.
The snake clan prefers to eat the monkey clan's soil balls, as well as the monkey clan's monkey wine, almost regardless of the big snake and the small snake, except for occasionally eating some barbecue meat handed over by the monkey clan next to it, it is the crazy tons and tons of crazy tons and tons of heads stuffed in the bamboo knots containing the monkey wine.
The guests drink so happily, can the host be exempt from vulgarity? ?
Anyway, the oath of heaven has also been made, if any party dares to move different hearts, to ensure that there is no scum left in the dead, the two clans can be regarded as completely let go, from time to time I see the big monkey and the snake head fighting wine, and from time to time I see the little monkey and the little snake sharing the fruit, the scene was also very harmonious, even the monkey was big, and he also carried the monkey wine to find a certain leader snake of the snake clan, and the two of them began to go crazy tons and tons.
And Xiao Bai, who is mainly responsible for the two big guys, the old monkey fairy and the giant snake king, the workload is naturally not high, and the total number of people eats, how much work can it be?
However, the only thing Xiao Bai didn't expect was that these two masters, the wine, was really not good.....
"Drink! I don't believe it now!!I don't believe that I fell before you!!" There was already a trace of blood in the snake eyes of the Giant Serpent King, and it was obvious that he was drinking a little.
As for the old monkey fairy, the eight masters have already started to step under their feet, obviously both of them are on top, and they didn't use spells to force out the wine, and the real knives and guns are bright and win or lose.
Xiao Bai watched the two bigwigs fight for wine, and had no time to take care of himself, so he quickly slipped to the side, found the wife of the old monkey fairy, and asked her to prepare more water, so that the two bigwigs could hangover and be thirsty.
The mother monkey understood, turned away, and when she came back, she had already carried a full twenty pieces of bamboo water.
Xiao Bai nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at the old monkey fairy and the giant snake king in the middle of the field, one was already twisting and the other was spinning in place.
"Two seniors, are you okay??" Xiao Bai was shocked and hurriedly ran over to help.
It's fine if you're just drunk, but if you're drunk, there's really no one here who can control it!!
I ordered the bamboo knots around the two big guys, and the whole twenty knots !! this bamboo knot, but half a catty of monkey wine! These two bigwigs drank ten catties of wine in one night!!
Fortunately, these two are not people, if they are really people, I am afraid that they can only go down and wait for the roll call of the post again.
Isn't that right? This world, it, does it have an underworld?
Xiao Bai actually drank a lot of wine, holding the Giant Snake King on his left and the old monkey fairy on his right, and the three of them giggled while circling in circles in the middle of the square.
Then, with the feet of the old monkey fairy, after tripping Xiao Bai, like a chain reaction, the old monkey fairy was below, Xiao Bai was in the middle, and the giant snake king was above, and the two of them and one beast neatly stacked an arhat, and then, they began to make an earth-shattering shout.
And the monkey mother and the snake mother, who have been awake, after looking at each other, both saw an emotion in each other's eyes: sympathy for the same disease.
Then, commanding the children and grandchildren of the two clans, they began to tidy up the scene in an orderly manner, and the monkey clan also demarcated nearly half of the area for the snake clan as a temporary habitat, and then, the monkey and snake clans, each went back to their own homes and found their own mothers.
Except, of course, a certain three of the bubbling bubbles sleeping in the square.....
On the other side, Taihao and Yaochi were accompanying the three brothers of Kunlun Mountain to Zixiao Palace.
These people, although they have not yet attained sanctification, but their cultivation at this time has steadily surpassed that of Da Luo Jin Xian, so the invisible gang wind that kills people in these nine heavens is like a breeze blowing in front of these people, and no waves have stirred up.
"By the way, Senior Brother Taihao, not only the teacher urgently summoned me, what's the matter?" Taiqing Taishang, as the eldest brother of the three Kunlun brothers, decisively opened the conversation.
"I don't know. Taihao shook his head, while Yaochi nodded.
"Could it be that there is another demon god entering the country? No, ....." and Yuqing Yuanshi obviously thought more and spoke more constructively.
Taiqing looked at Yuqing and nodded slightly.
And Shangqing Tongtian doesn't care about that at all.
"I'm afraid of a fart, it's as strong as Rahu, I can't help but die, the teacher makes a move, what else is there to be afraid of??"
Then, Tongtian looked at Taihao and Yaochi, and in an instant, his face changed and he smiled.
"Senior brother and sister, recently, the teacher is in good health, how is his face today??"
After thinking about it, Taihao replied: "Teacher, everything is fine, and I was summoned today, and I was also smiling, and it didn't seem to be a big deal." ”
Yao Chi looked at Tongtian's smiling face, and couldn't help but get closer to Taihao.
"Senior brother!" Yuqing Yuanshi frowned slightly and looked at Tongtian.
"To the teacher, how can you be like it, like ......?"
After a few waves, Yuan Shi didn't think of any good adjectives, and couldn't help but be speechless for a while.
"Alas, second brother, you, you are just worried too much, if there is really a big event, the teacher would have already rang the golden bell of the jade pillar of Zixiao Palace, and called the creatures of heaven and earth to resist the enemy collectively, although I was summoned today, but there was a smile on my face, it seems that it must be a good thing. ”
Taiqing Taishang took the expressions of the two younger brothers into his eyes, and saw that these two people had some different meanings, and couldn't help but sigh slightly.
Alas, it's really difficult to be a big brother, I am a father and a mother, and the two younger brothers still have conflicts every day.
Before I knew it, I passed through the Gangfeng layer and came to thirty-three days away.
Looking ahead, there is a huge Zixiao Palace plaque.
"It's almost here, a few senior brothers hurry up, so as not to wait for the teacher for a long time. After Taihao looked at the distance, he took Yaochi's little hand, and the two of them turned into rainbows in an instant.
And Sanqing also turned into auspicious clouds and rushed straight to the gate of Zixiao Palace.
That is, Tongtian, and the nagging in his mouth is endless.
"This Taihao, it's not interesting at all, it's still Xiao Yaochi is cute. ”
When Taiqing Taishang heard this, he almost fell off his head, and quickly coughed a few times to remind his younger brother who had been missing a string in his brain for a long time.
And Yuqing Yuanshi glanced at Tongtian, snorted slightly in his nose, and accelerated past Tongtian.
After the three of them arrived at the gate of Zixiao Palace, they did not directly push the door in, but at the door, making a long series.
"Yuqing/Taiqing/Shangqing, ask to see the teacher!"
The gate of Zixiao Palace slowly opened, and a simple voice slowly came out.
"Come in. ”