Brother Ping licked his lips and said a little embarrassed: "I promised my mother not to bully fools." ”

Yu Huifei was stunned, and said in his heart: "Could it be that Brother Yu has appeared, and he will protect my safety in this way?"

The next moment, Yu Huifei sat opposite Brother Ping, and a plate of braised fish in front of Brother Ping exuded an attractive fragrance.

Someone on the street is playing the familiar music: "High-end ingredients often only require the most modest preparations......

Bah!

Brother Ping spit out a fish bone on the table, and said vaguely: "Boy, I don't care if you are really stupid or fake." If you invite me to this fish today, I'll give you another chance, pay back the money, or be hospitalized, choose one of the two!

You'd better think about it, you just owe me money now, and I'll beat you up at best.

When you enter the hospital, you owe money to the hospital, hehe......

That's a lot worse than that. ”

Yu Huifei said: "Brother Ping, let's be honest, the person who owes you money really has nothing to do with me." Just an old man forcibly stuffed this store into my ......"

Brother Ping snorted: "Are you a fool, or are you a fool to me? Such a big shop, such a location, you TM said that a stranger gave it to you? You lied to the ghost?"

"Brother Ping, what do you have to do with him, beat him! I'm going to shoot the girl to death with a brick!" shouted the gangster who was slapped by Yu Huifei before.

"Yes, Brother Ping, what do you have to do with him, him!" shouted the other thugs.

Yu Huifei saw that these guys were about to do it again, and subconsciously grabbed the only weapon chain in his hand.

A crowd of thugs surrounded them, clamoring for action.

At this moment, Yu Huifei was stunned, he saw the weirdest picture he had ever seen in his life!

I saw the long crooked melon and cracked jujube behind Brother Ping, and the tree with big red flowers on his head moved!

To be precise, the flower moved, the big flower opened, and a gourd came out of it!

The lid of the gourd is opened, and the white light forms an eye!

When the thugs heard the movement, they turned their heads and happened to see this scene.

The gangsters are also numerous and bold, and they are not afraid, but some people laugh: "Oh, high-tech?"

Yu Huifei was neck in his heart: "Is it a flying knife for cutting immortals? No, the flying knife for cutting immortals is a red-skinned gourd, which is yellow-skinned, and what flies out of the flying knife is something with a head, eyes and wings, and this only has one eyeball, which is obviously not a flying knife for cutting immortals." So what is this?"

The next moment, the eyes shot out white light, shining on the crotch of all the thugs!

Yu Huifei chuckled in his heart, and at the same time came to a conclusion: "Yes, this is definitely not the Immortal Cutting Flying Knife, the place where the Immortal Cutting Flying Knife is staring at is the Mud Pill Palace, the Mud Pill Palace is on the head, but it is not in the crotch." ”

At this moment, a gangster exclaimed, "I can't move!"

"I can't move either!"

"Youkai!"

A group of thugs panicked.

Seeing this, Yu Huifei was a little uncertain again, although the position of the stare was different, but the effect seemed to be somewhat the same.

Just when Yu Hui insisted on saluting the gourd, he asked him to turn around and test it.

The gourd turned around on its own!

At that moment, Yu Huifei's head was full of cold sweat, and his heart said that I should rely on it, but don't come to the head and make a fuss!

Click!

A few crunchs.

Yu Huifei hurriedly looked at those gangsters.

Then Yu Huifei's face darkened.

I saw that the belts of all the thugs broke in unison, and all the pants fell to the ground......

"Hell!" I don't know who shouted, and ran away.

Then the other thugs were not calm and ran away.

Outcome......

Plop Plop Plop ......

The pants were not lifted, how to run, it was naturally a rolling gourd that fell to the ground.

But these bastards are really frightened, it is strange enough to have a gourd out of a strange flower, an eye popping out of the gourd, and a mouth......

Fortunately, they can be understood as a technological means.

But just look at them and you can't move, it's so weird!

One turns, and their belts are all broken, which is even more terrifying.

All kinds of signs are beyond their understanding of the world, and they are so frightened that they can't wait for their parents to give them two more legs, and they run out with a rolling belt. For a while, the pants were not mentioned, and he started his street racing journey in colorful underwear......

Brother Ping was holding his pants behind and shouting to wait for me, while scolding the unrighteous coward, but he was not slow at all.

Although Yu Huifei didn't know what was going on, he still didn't forget to stand at the door and wave his hand to them and shouted: "Guest officer, go slowly, come often when you have time!"

"Come to your uncle often!" someone scolded, and a group of people just ran away under the gaze of countless aunts.

At this time, the old man who sold the lock came over and asked, "Hey, boy, what's the matter?"

Yu Hui naturally couldn't say that there were monsters in his house, which scared them, so he casually said nonsense: "It's okay, isn't this a response to the national call for environmental protection......? Whatever...... So they decided not to wear pants...... Hey, by the way, there is also this activity in foreign countries, what is it called No Pants Day Action. Yes, it's a pantsless day, no, I didn't even run in pants. ”

The old man's brows tightened when he heard this, obviously a little unconvinced.

Yu Huifei hurriedly diverted the topic, handed over the big lock and said, "Old man, return this lock for me." ”

When the old man heard about the return, he was immediately unhappy, and his head shook like a rattle and said, "Just buy it and return it? ”

Yu Huifei said: "If you don't retreat, then I will call the police." ”

"Call the police?" I saw the fight you just had, and the video was recorded, do you dare to call the police?" the old man shouted fearlessly.

Yu Huifei believes that he has a ghost, if he really wants to see the scene of the fight inside, Yu Huifei believes that this old Liu Tou is faster than those gangsters.

Yu Huifei smiled: "Okay, you can call the police." Old man, you supported me in this lock, and if you really sentence me to a fight, then you are also an accomplice. When the time comes, let's go to the bureau and squat in the corner and talk slowly?"

The old man's face suddenly turned red, and he looked at Yu Huifei angrily, as if he was looking at a shameless rascal, and said, "You...... In short, there is no suitable reason not to return. ”

Yu Huifei said with a smile: "The reason is simple, I bought a lock to lock the car." You see, I bought your lock, but what about my car?"

The old man looked around, but he didn't see a single bicycle: "How do I know about your car?"

Yu Huifei smiled: "Yes, I don't have a car, why did I buy your lock?"

"You fight ......"

"You funded it. ”

"You...... Do you still want to make a face?"

"You sell me five hundred for a lock, do you want to lose face?"

"Brother, we're all mixed up on the road, give some face, don't retreat, okay?"

"Old man, they are all mixed up on the road, give some face, can you retreat?"

"You're tearing your face, aren't you? You don't know your grandfather's name on this street, do you?"

Yu Huifei immediately took out his mobile phone, turned on the video mode, and said, "Old man, what is your name......?" Said to the phone, I don't have a good memory, record a paragraph, go back and listen to it with the police, let's worship together. ”