Chapter 128: Lao Cui [Wan More Subscription] First Update

So she sat here, and Zeus had to bow his head.

It's just surprising that at the wedding scene, Poseidon and Hades, the god of the sea, came together, and the two not only sent blessings, but also sent rich gifts.

These two goods obviously came prepared, apparently squatting on the side from the beginning to watch the excitement.

When the two of them looked at Helstos and Aphrodite, their kind faces were really better than Zeus's father!

Yu Huifei knew that the three of them had already been in internal discord because of the uneven distribution of spoils.

Otherwise, it won't, as soon as the underworld sent a letter, saying that it was going to come over to settle the matter, Hades Hades sent a letter as soon as possible, led the way, and opened the door......

The fire of Mount Olympus, Poseidon in the sea of love could not have not known, and he did not see him fighting the fire.

These two goods are definitely watching the big drama from the beginning, and now they come out to give gifts, which is to disgust Zeus.

Anyway, from the beginning to the end, Zeus's face is getting darker and darker.

But it doesn't matter if he has a black face or not, anyway, Helstos and Aphrodite are so happy, the two have been married for so long, and finally ...... Have a grand wedding of your own! or a wedding across the East and the West......

Zeus was very depressed, very depressed.

But what's even more depressing is that the little god cub the size of a sesame mung bean is always dangling in front of him.

Now it's here again.

"Brother, don't keep a face, come, laugh, eggplant!" Yu Huifei took pictures.

Zeus said with a gloomy face: "You kid, is there no end? Besides, who is your brother? Brother is also what you can call?"

Yu Hui was not angry, and said with a smile: "Why can't you call it? I call the Jade Emperor and call the elder brother." If he can shout, but if he can't......, he can't? Didn't I make you happy? ”

Zeus snorted, "If you want me to be happy, just get away." ”

After saying that, Zeus hesitated and asked, "Are you...... Really call Brother Jade Emperor?"

Yu Huifei raised his head and said, "Of course, he still calls me brother." ”

Zeus narrowed his eyes and said nothing.

Yu Huifei said: "I said, don't blow your beard and stare at me, you can have today, it's all your own doing." You are not used to your wife, can you have today?"

Zeus didn't get angry this time, but looked at Yu Huifei with a smile and asked, "What you said makes so much sense, by the way, you ...... Is it really the director of the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau?"

Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Ah, what's wrong?"

Zeus shook his head: "It's okay, just ask." You're right, I don't blame you for this, I blame my wife, I blame me for teaching badly. ”

Yu Huifei faced Zeus's 180-degree turn, and he was also a little dizzy.

But Yu Huifei didn't think much about it, because Aphrodite was being besieged over there.

As the gods of the underworld, those grandsons are not as easy to deal with as the gods on Mount Olympus, just drink two glasses of wine and chat.

The grandson of the bull head has already begun to give them ginseng wine, and by the way, he has beaten in an egg that he doesn't know what kind of chicken lays, and there is also a flame.

Helstos, who was quite able to drink, began to turn white after a glass.

Dionysus, the god of wine, was a tall and fat man who carried a barrel of wine in his hand wherever he went.

The red beard on his face is very conspicuous.

At first, this guy was reluctant to have fun with those Oriental gods, thinking that they were all scum when they drank......

But when he found out that the wine could still be tossed like this, his eyes lit up.

He took the initiative to lean over, pointed to the wine glass and said, "Oops...... I think I can add some of my wine and beer. ”

Cowherd said: "Then what nonsense are you talking about?"

Aphrodite saw that her men were about to foam, and hurriedly called Yu Huifei to help.

When Yu Huifei saw this, he was immediately happy, and said to Zeus: "Brother, can you go and have a look?"

Zeus was also a little curious, so he nodded and said, "Go...... Look at ......"

When Aphrodite saw Yu Huifei coming, she was like seeing a life-saving straw, and grabbed Yu Huifei and said with a crying voice: "These guys are too livestock, you take care of them." ”

Yu Huifei leaned over and looked at it, shook his head and said, "Hey, hey, get out of the way." You're too nonsense, just put wine, the strength of the wine is limited, come, add some vegetable soup......"

While!

An iron plate slapped on the back of Yu Huifei's head.

Yu Huifei rubbed his head and looked back, only to see Aphrodite looking at him angrily and said, "You...... I'm here for you to save people, not to pit people!"

Yu Huifei glanced at Zeus and said: "Only women and villains in the world are difficult to raise...... Forget it......"

After speaking, Yu Huifei left the scene gloomily, and before leaving, he kicked the black impermanence, and said secretly: "Add another raw egg to him, girl, let him understand what it means to sleep until dawn today...... also let him know how to spend money on a moment of the Spring Festival. ”

Hei Wuchang smiled, and immediately stood on his feet and shouted: "Add eggs and eggs!"

What is too much is that Dionysus looked at the bowl with a disgusted look, and directly took out a half-meter-high wooden beer cup and slapped it on the table: "It's a man, drink with this!"

At that moment, not to mention Aphrodite and Helstos, even the eyes of the group of underworld yin gods were about to pop out.

The wasp coughed dryly and said, "Brother, what kind of enmity do you have?"

Dionysus scratched his head and said, "Uh...... Big?"

Bang dang!

A thing the size of a small mountain, I don't know whether to call it a wine glass or a wine mountain, was placed in front of everyone, and a cyclops scratched his head and said, "Do you want mine?"

Everyone was collectively confused......

In the end, the cyclops was pulled away by Aphrodite's beard.

Zhong Kui slapped the table, pointed to Dionysus' big wine glass and said, "I think, let's use this." ”

Helstos looked at the Cyclops' wine mountain, then at the big goblet, pinched his nose and recognized it.

Then a group of guys pressed Helstos directly there and poured wine......

Herbos was vomited on the spot.

Angry, Aphrodite took the hammer and smashed them one by one......

However, these guys are either rough and thick-skinned, or they run fast, and they can't hit any of them, so they are so angry that they scream.

Yu Huifei squatted next to Helstos and said, "Dude, let me tell you, don't blame us for being ruthless." There is a good saying, if a man is not drunk, you don't know how gentle your wife is...... Enjoy. ”

After speaking, Yu Huifei ran away with his head in his hands.

Behind him were wine bottles, plates, and so on, smashing to the ground.

Originally, Zeus was really angry, but when he looked at the whole mountain from a different angle, because of this wedding, there was a lot of jubilation, and he suddenly became less angry.

At this time, Yu Huifei came over: "Don't be angry, every family has an old lady who is not easy to manage." The Jade Emperor and their family are not easy to manage......"

"Really, I heard that the Queen Mother is the mother of the world......" Zeus asked, curious.

Yu Huifei was just about to say something, when he heard someone shouting over there: "Queen Mother, you flat-chested old woman, you are not a thing...... You're still a person, you say?"

Hearing this loud voice, the loud scolding by name.

The whole of Mount Olympus was silent in an instant......

It's really a pin drop!

looked at the cowherd one by one and retreated more than a hundred meters.

A group of gods were stunned, but no one dared to approach him......

For fear of being implicated.

Zeus said, "This ...... This guy is violent, who is he? What a big hatred, such a scolding?"

Yu Huifei said: "He is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, the Cowherd." To put it another way, his status is equivalent to that of Aphrodite and you. ”

Zeus was dumbfounded......

Then Zeus pulled Yu Huifei to the side and said, "What did the Queen Mother do, let him do this? Aphrodite didn't scold Hera like that." ”

Then I saw Aphrodite roar angrily: "Let go of my husband, I want to drink with you!"

Then she drank a large glass of wine, and with red cheeks and a kitchen knife, she shouted, "Where's Hera?

As a result, everyone quickly pulled it.

Zeus's old face was flushed, and he lowered his head, and he was silent.

Bang!

A thunderbolt slashed on the cowherd's body, and the goods were directly scorched black.

Then I heard a majestic female voice from above the Nine Heavens: "Stinky boy, sober up for you!"

Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said, "This ...... Don't talk about the details, I'm not resistant to lightning strikes. ”

Zeus also shrunk his neck......

Then I saw a person descending from the sky and said: "Cowherd, this is the healing medicine that the Jade Emperor gave you......"

It's really a platinum star.

Yu Huifei and Zeus stood on the side, looking at this scene, Yu Huifei said: "Learn, learn from others, a big stick, a sweet date." One beat the other to appease, and the other used this method to ...... Think about you again. ”

Zeus touched his chin, and then his eyes lit up: "High, really high!"

Yu Huifei said: "Of course, if you don't have to be the Jade Emperor." ”

Zeus nodded, and then walked away thoughtfully.

It's just that before leaving, he asked Yu Huifei again: "You...... Is it really the director of the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau?"

Yu Huifei patted his chest and said, "It's a must, it's like a fake!"

Zeus gave him a meaningful look and left.

The Jizo Bodhisattva over there smiled at him, said something to the two, and left side by side.

When it came to the palace master of the Yin Heavenly Palace, he looked very cold, and he didn't go anywhere to sit there. Zeus's sister Hestia on the side liked to talk to him very much, but unfortunately, no matter what she told him, he agreed with a hum, but he didn't say anything.

Yu Hui didn't go over, but walked straight to the king of Yama.

King Yama didn't join in the fun, but chatted with Cui Jue.

Wheel King Yishui sat on the side, she and the big rabbit sat at the edge of a table, and the two guys were like twins of the same mother, like a whirlwind, and their hands and feet swept away the dishes on the table synchronously!

Those two little hands, rowing vegetables, are called skillful.

Don't forget to have a toast with the rabbit in the middle.

Yu Huifei leaned over: "Old Cui, what's the situation with you, why did you run back?"

Cui Jue smiled: "Xiaoyu, there was no way at the beginning. I had no choice but to make a decision, and after committing suicide, my soul went to the underworld to ask for help. ”

Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Oh, suicide...... Self...... I'm Cao, Lao Cui. You mean, we still have your corpse in our house, don't you?"

Cui Jue said: "Uh...... Theoretically, yes. ”

Yu Huifei's head was full of sweat, rubbing his eyebrows and saying, "I hope no one sees it." ”

"Don't worry, it's on the third floor. Cui Jue said.

Yu Huifei put his mind at ease, he was really afraid that he would stay here for a long time, and time would pass quickly over there, and when they went back, Cui Jue's corpse over there would stink...... If you bring in a police officer or something, then it's not clear!

After making sure that it was okay here, Yu Huifei glanced at King Yama, and then asked tentatively, "Are you really King Yama?"

King Yama was a very cheerful person, and said with a smile: "Exactly, you and I are both gods of the heavenly court, so don't be old and old." It's okay to call me King Yama or Brother Yan, anyway, you can also call Brother to the Jade Emperor...... Such...... Well, I seem to be taking advantage of it, haha. ”

Yu Huifei scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

He can fool Zeus like this, and the purpose of fooling is to let Zeus understand that he is not easy to mess with, and there is a bigger backer behind him, so don't calculate him in the future.

Otherwise, if Zeus wants to pit him, it will definitely be easier than Shen Gongbao to pit him.

Thinking of Shen Gongbao, Yu Huifei's mood is still quite complicated, do you think you should hate that grandson?

King Yama is different, everyone is from the Heavenly Court, and they know the roots, and Yu Huifei is a little embarrassed to talk to the Jade Emperor again.

Because everyone knows that his old brother shouted that he really just shouted, and there was no backstage.

Cui Jue smiled: "Xiaoyu, you actually blush? ”

Yu Huifei glanced at him and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm such a pure and shy person, what's wrong with my blushing?"

After speaking, the goods diverted the topic and said: "Lao Cui, I don't care how you go, anyway, your sentence is not yet complete." You ran away on your own, I don't recognize it...... Why did you get out of your corpse when you turned around, and you crawled back for me. ”

When the king of Yama heard this, he hurriedly said, "Hey, hey...... This can't be done, there are only a few people in our underworld who do things, and they all go to you. I've got to be busy with everything......"

Yu Huifei said: "Hey, look at what you said." You still have someone to use, he's gone, I'm going to be numb...... That's really no one to use. ”

King Yama said: "Nonsense, you don't have Cui Jue, don't you still have ......"

With that, a figure flew in and sat down on the table.

The marble table was shattered by what he sat on!

Then the thing got up and yelled after patting his buttocks: "Grandma's legs, I can't do you if I don't believe it!"

When the people looked over there, they saw the head of the ox riding on his horse and hurrying for eight hundred miles......

Bai Wuchang rode on the body of Dionysus, and gave an old fist: "If you don't say it, don't say it......

Black impermanence is running all over the ground, staring at people when he looks at them, looking like he wants to fight, hooking the soul chain in one hand and shoveling in the other, there is quite a posture of looking for a place to bury it when he wears a pipa bone.

The cowherd squatted in the corner, muttering something, you don't have to listen to it to know, it must be secretly scolding the mother-in-law.

A big black dog ran by, and he didn't know what he was holding in his mouth, anyway, he ran away, and a bare-ass child behind him flapped his wings, carried a small bow and arrow, and cried with teary eyes: "Big bad dog, return my chicken legs ......"