Chapter 20: Two Midnight Book Thieves
"Take a look, take a look, the out-of-print martial arts cheats, you deserve it!"
"Walk by, don't miss it!"
"After this village, there will be no more this shop! Twenty martial arts cheats, while supplies last!"
A sloppy old man who looked like a beggar, sitting in the middle of the crowd, with two tall stacks of books on each side of his body, shouted at the top of his voice, attracting so many people.
The sloppy old man took two copies in each hand, the left hand "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon" and "Pai Yun Palm", the right hand "Dragon Fist" and "Huashan Swordsmanship", "This is a lost mastery on the rivers and lakes, everyone can come and take a look, if it is fake, Tong Suo is not bullied! Baojiao Baohui! One price, one hundred and twenty one!"
"One hundred and two broken books, crazy, aren't you?"
"Jianghu must learn to take it out and sell it, liar the ghost!"
"Cut, who knows if it's true, you can show us a set?"
"Young man, I'm old, I'm old, I'm not interested in fighting and killing, don't be embarrassed for me. ”
"Huh. At first glance, it is a liar. Looking at the sloppy old man with all the bells and whistles, the dragon king said.
Chen Yihe is most unaccustomed to this kind of charlatan, especially those who even deceive ordinary people, although he is not a respected hero, but he still has the minimum moral dimension in his heart.
"Hehe, I think you're a liar!" A young man appeared in the crowd, pointed at the sloppy old man, and shouted at him, "Old man, you liar!
"Young man, why don't you take me and try it?" asked the sloppy old man, who slowly got up and walked over to the young man.
"Take it, in front of so many people, see how you fake!"
"Boom!" the sloppy old man slapped the young man to his knees!
The young man's legs sank seventy or eighty centimeters into the ground, and the rubble buried his knees...... He gave a thumbs up to the sloppy old man in horror, "Really...... True martial arts, this old man is real martial arts!"
"One hundred and twenty-one, take it as soon as you want!" the sloppy old man shouted at this opportunity.
"I want it, I want it!" the old woman in the front row was so shocked that her jaw dropped.
"Get me a copy! don't squeeze me!" The farmer in the back kept rubbing his eyes in disbelief.
"I'll give you two hundred taels! I want "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon"!" The young men in the third row were so excited that they wanted to jump up.
"I'll give you three hundred taels!" ......
The frantic crowd buried the sloppy old man like a mudslide, and in the blink of an eye, more than twenty martial arts cheats were sold out...... More than half of them went home empty-handed......
"Don't worry if you haven't bought it, I'll set up a stall here tomorrow afternoon, and there are martial arts cheats to sell, everyone will definitely come to cheer at that time!" the sloppy old man smiled.
Watching the crowd disperse, the Dragon King pointed to the sloppy old man and said to Chen Yihe, "Let's go, let's follow." ”
"What? This kind of charlatan, what else attracts you?" Chen Yihe had already seen through that the sloppy old man was a liar, and the young man was Tuo.
"Just look at it!"
Chen Yihe and the Dragon King hid all the way and watched the sloppy old man enter the inn where they were staying.
"It's actually with us in an inn! And it's in the guest room next to us?" Chen Yihe felt that all the clever things in the world had been encountered by himself.
Not long after the sloppy old man entered the guest room, the young man who was slapped to the ground by him also sneakily followed.
"Sure enough, it's a group!Let's go into the room!" the Dragon King pulled Chen Yihe into their guest room.
Two people leaned against the wall and listened.
"Hahaha! All the way, the people of Shanggu City are the best to deceive!" said the young man with a laugh.
"In the middle of nowhere, the people are lonely and unheard. Don't lie to anything, I'm all a real martial arts cheat!" The sloppy old man's voice came.
"That's not what I'm copying by hand, it's just that I copy a paragraph and miss a paragraph, and they won't really practice martial arts, so that they can make money without betraying the sect!" the young man's voice.
"Work hard tonight, copy hard, and tomorrow it is estimated that you will be able to sell three or four hundred taels of one! ”
Chen Yihe gave a thumbs up across the wallboard and said angrily and with a smile, "This old man has thoughts! This business thinking is alive and clear from unscrupulous merchants!" He even remembered the old men in the real world who sold him pirated martial arts books......
"But since it's a real martial arts cheat...... Then don't blame me for being rude......" A coldness appeared on his face, and he had an idea in his heart.
"It's just a charlatan. The Dragon King apparently also felt disgusted by the sloppy old man's dirty behavior.
"Dragon King, I have a way to take money and cure them. Chen Yihe leaned close to the Dragon King's ear and carefully said his thoughts.
The Dragon King couldn't help but smile and nodded...... "I have rosemary and sweat medicine." ”
......
In the middle of the night, everything is silent. There were a few nightingales chirping outside the inn, and the lights in the next room were still on, and two busy figures could be vaguely seen.
Chen Yihe and the Dragon King in this guest room crept up from the bed. They gave each other a thumbs up, meaning ready.
Chen Yihe gently used a blade to cut a small and hidden round hole in the wooden wall, and passed the prepared rosemary through the round hole...... A faint mist seeps into the next room...... Then he turned around and made another "ok" gesture towards the dragon king. In less than three seconds, there were two "bang" and "bang" sounds, and the two busy figures fell.
Get ready for action!
The dragon king was in front, Chen Yihe was behind, quietly sneaked into the next room, gently blew out the candle, Chen Yihe turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, and groped in the guest room with the dragon king like a thief.
"Good boy, so many martial arts cheats!" looked at the piles of books in the guest room, the Dragon King sighed.
"There are still a lot of silver tickets, as well as necklaces, jewelry, ......" Chen Yihe held the jewels that sparkled in the dark night in one hand, and pinched the thick stack of silver tickets in the other, and said to the Dragon King excitedly, "I feel like my tuition is there!"
"I have to pay for these two people's deaths!"
"Two unscrupulous businessmen, deceiving the people, really deserve a thousand cuts!" Chen Yihe kicked the sloppy old man lying on the ground fiercely, "We have confiscated this money, it will be confiscated!
The two of them filled the silver tickets and jewelry, and the pockets of their clothes were full, but fortunately there were many silver tickets, otherwise they would not have fit......
"What should I do with these martial arts cheats? If they copy a few pages and miss a few pages, it will be a scourge to flow out, the external skills are fine, but the internal skills are likely to make people go crazy!" The Dragon King asked, pointing to the piles of "martial arts cheats" on the table and underground.
"I have a way, I just want us to work harder, can you do it?" Chen Yihe smiled evilly, he had a mobile phone, he used his mobile phone to take pictures of the original martial arts cheats, and then copied them out, and tomorrow they will do a discount on the streets of Shanggu City, and these two unscrupulous merchants will still make money?
They will only lose their wives and soldiers!
"it, why don't you do it!" said the Dragon King, not to be outdone.
Re-lit the candle, Chen Yihe brewed two large bowls of sweat medicine, and poured a bowl each for the sloppy old man and the young man, "It's hot, warm your stomach for you...... All-you-can-sleep ......"
And the dragon king, who returned to his guest room, was facing his mobile phone, lying on the table and writing hard, and muttered, "The first style of the cloud palm, the wind and the clouds are ......"
Chen Yihe then also threw himself into the intense and intense process of copying martial arts cheats, he didn't need a mobile phone, as long as he flipped through those martial arts cheats, they were all in his mind......!
"Why can you write it silently without having to read it?" the Dragon King said curiously.
"I've had a talent for memorizing since I was a child, and I can probably write it down after reading it......" Chen Yihe hesitated for a moment, deliberately pretending to be disappreciative and said.
The dragon king did not pursue it further.
After a whole night of hard work, I finally came to an end, and I barely managed to get twenty martial arts cheats.
"What is the question of Chen Yi. Chen Yihe wrote his name on the back of "Huashan Sword Technique", thinking that it would be a good thing for him to change the future Huashan faction, so he waved his pen, "It's done!"
"Your words are too ugly, aren't they? Who can recognize them? hahaha!" The Dragon King looked at Chen Yihe's words that were even more distorted than earthworms, and almost didn't spit out the water he had just drunk.
The Dragon King has already sent back the original martial arts cheats and polished them slightly. The so-called "slight polishing" is to blacken more than a dozen pages of paper in ink so that the two unscrupulous businessmen can't copy it if they want to copy it in the future, and then water to wet all the martial arts secrets they copied and lack two catties.
The world in the book is full of brushes, and Chen Yi's ability to write is already beyond his limit, "Don't seek perfection, but seek accuracy......
The Dragon King put down the teacup and stretched out two fingers to Chen Yihe, "It's all done, there are still two hours of medicinal effect of the sweat medicine." ”
"Let's go and sell books on the streets, one for each person, on a first-come, first-served basis. ”
"Aren't we like two liars?"
Chen Yihe smiled thiefily and said to the Dragon King, "Dragon King, our two pieces of silver are hard work, and they are all genuine martial arts cheats, not liars!"