Chapter 75: Hammered mercilessly
Luo Chen covered his face, swaying from side to side, and the group of people surrounded him, viciously hitting his body with weapons, and cursing with words:
"Little rabbit cub, this is also a place where you dare to go wild? disturb the sleep of our ancestors, are you looking for death?"
"Brother Liu, let's not say anything, just beat this kid to death. It shouldn't be a good thing to see what he does, I suspect that he robs tombs! According to the rules of the village, this is punishable by death! This kid must not be tolerated, I think it is still light to be beaten to death with a stick. ”
"Yes, yes, Brother Liu, this kid must have a ghost in his heart, and he must not be forgiven! No one has dared to be like him for thousands of years, and it is a little too light to kill him, and it should be more serious!"
At this time, Luo Chen just wailed silently in his heart: I don't hit people in the face by beating people! Where are you so unprincipled? Woo woo woo has broken my extremely handsome face, can you afford to pay for it! You still want to kill me, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's low-key personality and a certain degree of control, a normal person would have knocked you over a long time ago.
But now it's imperative for them to stop attacking, and what if they hit them in the face again!
These ordinary attacks did not pose a lethal threat to Luo Chen, and they were also a foundation-building beginner-level physique. At first, Luo Chen was still thinking about whether to turn off the automatic defense function of the black gas, but now he found that he was still thinking too much, so he didn't have to worry about it at all.
Hey, it's not a problem to keep fighting, you have to think of a way for yourself. Now it's really embarrassing, I can't figure out that I am still the first mortal to be hammered in the early stage of foundation building in the entire cultivation world, and I still belong to the type that dare not fight back, and others will definitely not believe it when I say it.
Yes, that's a good idea, I'm a smart bastard.
So Hu Luochen began to roll wildly towards a position, muttering indistinctly in his mouth, and everyone stopped the blow in their hands, and hurriedly flashed a way to him. There is no doubt that the effect of affection is achieved.
Immediately after, he began to mumble loudly, and just now he picked his throat twice, and the tearful effect was achieved. Pretending to be a pitiful mute, his clothes are shabby anyway, and he hasn't taken a shower for a long time, so it's quite sure to play an emotional card.
Sure enough, the group began to talk.
"Brother Liu, he seems to be a mute, looking at this posture as if he is a begging person, he was too excited at first, and he didn't think about it carefully. ”
"This dumb man looks so pitiful, I never expected him to be a dumb person, forget it, I can't do it. ”
"He's not from our village, nor is he from a neighboring village, and I suspect that he came by mistake all the way begging, so why don't we get him back to observe first?"
At first, the person who yelled at Luo Chen also stopped being restless, and looked at Luo Chen calmly, with a trace of pity in his eyes, it seemed that he came out with compassion!
"I can't do it anymore, our beating just now seems to be a bit serious, find someone who has the strength to carry this dumb man back, don't interrogate it, just be kind today, and settle him for a few days." Brother Liu waved his hand and put the steel fork on his right shoulder, preparing to evacuate and leave.
Luo Chen felt that the acting was not enough, and when a person was about to carry him, he pretended to be very panicked, just messing around, so that the person had no idea what to do.
"This ...... Brother Liu, does he have a problem with his brain?"
"You honestly carry him behind your back, where are you talking so much?"
"Okay...... Little mute, don't make a fuss first, I'll carry you to the village to see Langzhong, I was a little vicious just now, please don't be angry. Luo Chen still didn't listen, he was crazy and entangled, and finally showed a flaw, was grabbed by the strong man, and ran away on his back.
Bai Fei stood on the treetops, watching Luo Chen pretend to be crazy and stupid. It really wants to fly over and reveal the true face of the goods, so let's watch the show honestly and see what this thing is going to do.
The crowd departed in a big way, ready to go back to the village, followed by a large fat bird. Luo Chen's restlessness on the way made the strong man very impatient, and threatened him: "If you have nothing to do, believe it or not, I will kill you?"
Luo Chen doesn't eat this at all, even if you can kill me, I will be afraid of you? Don't play intimidation for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu was able to deter three romantic figures in the Jindan period because of a piece of imperial jade, and compared with you, it is like a heaven and an underground.
Eh, speaking of this stubble, I have to thank the old devil of the deep forest. As far as Luo Chen knows, he has already saved his life twice. The first time is the black fog protection in the forest, the second time is the oil paper umbrella out of control, if you can come to the grave of the old devil in the deep forest again, you must burn some paper money for him to put on a plate, the coffin should be the best, at least it must be higher than sandalwood. Well, that's pretty much the case for now, let's put returning to the Dao Dharma Sect as the first place!
After walking all the way like this, he finally saw the village, and when he saw the houses with foreign customs, Luo Chen was finally completely relieved.
The strong man said to everyone, so he carried him to a poorly decorated house, put it firmly on the futon, and said: "Don't mess around, this house is the bottom line of my family, otherwise I will never spare you." When he spoke, he pointed at Luo Chen, for fear that he would destroy it.
Luo Chen is not a psychopath, why spoil other people's things if he has nothing to do?
But the superficial work still needs to be done sufficiently, and it is still a little bit of a taste, so what method should be used?
Eh, I'm really talented, and I've come up with a good way in such a short time, not bad, really steady.
I saw Luo Chen pretending to be pitiful, snorting his snot and grabbing the futon, biting his lip and making a slurred sound, why don't you give him an actor.
originally thought that Ling Jisong was the god among the actors, but so far, it seems that he is the one who meets the most standards!
When the man saw this, he left here, and when he left, he looked back three times, for fear that Luo Chen would poke out the basket, and he went out after no big deal. Luo Chen guessed that this was to find Lang Zhong, the stick just now was put on any ordinary person, it would be unbearable, and it was estimated that he would not die or be half-crippled if he fought for a while.
If you take a closer look at your body, you don't seem to have any scars, so what can you do? Sometimes you have a good physique, and it's not a solution! There's no props nearby, so what should I do!
While he was thinking, a group of people burst in, and from behind them came an old man with pale temples, who seemed to be a man.
A group of people pressed Luo Chen, and Luo Chen didn't drive the bullet, so he asked Lao Langzhong to see him "sick" with peace of mind, anyway, the little abacus in his heart was played steadily, and another problem was solved.
Ah, maybe that's the genius and intelligence! I'm such a!
"It's not right, why is this young man scarred? It's not right......" The old man frowned, and suddenly his fingers were forced. Luo Chen screamed directly, now he just wants to pretend that his bones are damaged, to pretend that feeling.
Lao Langzhong said directly: "This kid is rib part broken, the skin and flesh are still quite thick, this is the first one I have ever seen without scars, go and bring my box over, I will bandage him." ”
After experiencing this series of changes, Luo Chen was finally successfully made into a bandage man by Lang Zhong, his whole body was wrapped in bandages, and he didn't know what was smeared in it, anyway, it smelled bad and died, which was disgusting. But this Lang Zhong is very good, and he took the initiative to wipe his body with a handkerchief dipped in water, which is basically equivalent to a bath, and after the dust on his body goes, it is still very cool.
This house has now become Luo Chen's "royal resting place", the big man should have lived elsewhere, and I don't know if he has a wife and children, so they are almost settled.
Bai Fei didn't know where to come out, looking at Luo Chen's dress, his smile was about to break.
"Why are you laughing again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu stewed you and drank you in soup?"
Bai Fei didn't care at all, and still let out a staccato laugh, which sounded weird. Luo Chen's words didn't seem to have an effect, and it made it laugh even more violently, holding its stomach and lying on the desk and laughing......
Why, I really want to kill you!