Volume 1 I didn't know I was a guest in my dream Chapter 24 It's a pity that the golden cicada didn't come out of its shell

Zhao Ke and the New Year's doll were in a stalemate for a while, feeling that it would definitely not work like this.

He couldn't afford to paint dolls that year, but he couldn't afford it. If someone comes, he won't be able to escape.

Zhao Ke frowned, judging from the current situation, he could only use his own efforts to press the bottom of the box!

Zhao Ke motioned to the four little dots in front of him to wait a little longer, pretending to grope around his chest, looking like he was digging something for these New Year's dolls. These four dolls wearing red belly pockets with the word Fu didn't seem to really mean to trap Zhao Ke here, but they were just quietly looking forward to it with their eyes wide open.

It seems that they just want to knock a bamboo pole, Zhao Ke thought to himself in his heart.

Zhao Ke was ready and motioned for the New Year's doll in front of him to come and get something.

He carried a bulging royal blue brocade bag in his right hand and handed it out, and after the New Year's doll reached out and took the brocade bag and couldn't wait to open it, before they could see the contents clearly, thick black smoke gushed out of the brocade bag.

The recipe for this smoke was found by Zhao Ke in the notes left by his perverted master, using the ink sac of the deep sea, the stinky glands of the stinkbugs, and the anal glands of the adult weasel. This puff of black smoke not only obscures the view, but also attacks the victim's sense of smell and taste in all directions. When it was first made, Zhao Ke was very skeptical of the effect recorded in his handbook, and he used it on himself once, and it was unforgettable!

The four New Year's dolls choked by thick black smoke burst into tears, and tears and saliva were all mixed together. The four New Year's dolls took a long time to relax, and the four of them looked at Zhao Ke in unison.

The strange thing is that this Zhao Ke is still standing in place, still maintaining the posture just now.

The angry New Year's painting baby rushed towards Zhao Ke with a strange scream, and when he saw that the heads of the four people were about to hit Zhao Ke, he only heard the sound of 'bang!', and Zhao Ke, who was standing in place, burst like a bubble, and a cloud of smoke spread out.

By the time the smoke cleared, the real Zhao Ke had already fled and disappeared! Zhao Ke disappeared out of thin air, and the four dolls couldn't dodge and crashed into one place, and after they landed, they each covered their heads and began to cry.

This is a method of escape in Zhao Ke's perverted master's notebook, called Golden Cicada Shelling! The premise of this method is that the person who uses it must first learn the trick of blinding the eyes in the first few pages of the notebook and the very vicious smoke rotten egg.

The first smoke rotten egg was actually just a cover, and most of the careful people could avoid this first rotten egg. However, under the resentment, the person will inevitably turn his attention back to the person who made the bad himself, and the real body will take advantage of the enemy's distraction by the first smoke rotten egg and leave a blind stand-in in the same place that is difficult to distinguish between true and false with the naked eye, and the enemy will definitely fight back at this time, and after the stand-in is attacked, it will trigger the smoke rotten egg hidden in the fake body, so that the enemy will not be able to dodge this second smoke rotten egg!

is so interlocking, only then can the golden cicada get out of its shell!

"Hey, hey, hey, hey"

Zhao Ke's involuntary smirk dragged him back to reality. When he opened his eyes, he was still standing there. The four New Year's dolls looked at Zhao Ke who was suddenly stunned like fools.

It turned out that all this was just a picture of Zhao Ke making up for himself in his brain and successfully escaping from the clutches of these four New Year dolls with the golden cicada's shelling scheme. Zhao Ke wiped the saliva from his mouth and prepared to act according to the plan.

Zhao Ke pretended to grope around his body while taking out the prepared smoke rotten egg. When he was ready, he carried a brocade bag full of smoke and rotten eggs and handed it to the front.

The four New Year's dolls looked very happy, and they stepped forward defenselessly and took the brocade bag.

"Good! Everything was in my plan. Zhao Ke was secretly happy in his heart, and when the four dolls were distracted, he cast a spell and sacrificed a stand-in.

The four dolls did not suspect him, and the first one easily pulled open the seal of the brocade bag, and the smoke and rotten eggs in the bag took effect on their own as soon as they came into contact with the sunlight, and the billowing smoke instantly rushed out of the brocade bag and shrouded the faces of the four dolls.

"You four fools, you haven't even dodged this first pretense, and you still want to trap you, Uncle Zhao and me?

He took the exercises, went into hiding, and tried to escape again.

This time, Zhao Ke moved an extremely long distance, so long that Zhao Ke himself thought that he had really escaped the clutches of the four New Year dolls.

This time, Zhao Ke didn't hit any unknown object, but felt as if he had been swept in the chest by an iron rod! Looking at the Fengxia Mountain Great Array that could be reached in one step, Zhao Ke wailed and fell to the ground.

The embarrassed Zhao Ke spit out a mouthful of blood, and scolded in his heart who ruined his good deeds. In a haze, I saw that the four festive figures came to me again.

There is no problem with this Zhao Ke's calculations, if he is a different person, he will really escape. However, these New Year's dolls are transformed by vitality, although they have the shape of eyes, ears, mouth, nose and body, but they have no eyes, ears, mouth, nose and body. To put it simply, although they saw this smoke rotten egg, they were not affected by it, and every move of this Zhao Ke was under the control of these dolls.

This Zhao Ke really suffered a loss of no culture, if he had received this education of voluntary immortal cultivation, he would never be in this tragic situation now.

"Grandpa, I was wrong! I shouldn't have come to steal things! It's a small one who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please raise your noble hands! I have stolen everything today to pay tribute to you, no, all the things I have stolen recently are here, and I haven't hidden any of them! Let me go!" Zhao Ke endured the pain, took out one small brocade bag after another and put it in front of him, compared with these things outside his body, it was obvious that his life was more expensive, after all, he was left in Qingshan, and he was not afraid of no firewood.

Looking at these four New Year's dolls again, Fang Cai's innocent eyes are gone, replaced by anger, beware and hatred. The pigtail who had accepted the tea candle was holding in his hand a huge iron stick that did not fit his size at all, and that stick was his masterpiece just now.

He spoke to the three dolls next to him, and all three of them turned sideways.

Zhao Ke saw it in his eyes, thinking that his sincerity had touched the four grandfathers, he was very happy, he stood up and wanted to leave, and as soon as he took a step, he saw an unforgettable scene in his life.

The three dolls each pulled out their weapons from their red belly pockets, including the mace with a jujube pit and studded with iron nails, the powerful and heavy, two-edged giant axe, and the single-handled meteor hammer known as the 'sleeping melon'. The figures of the four people gradually rose up, and finally turned into two steel giants and two King Kong Barbie, the four of them showed fierce faces, and slowly approached Zhao Ke, who had fallen to his knees.

"No!" Accompanied by Zhao Ke's screams, 4 giants swarmed up and knocked Zhao Ke to the ground, among which the mace, double-edged axe and meteor hammer still had a bit of humanity, and they didn't really smash it, otherwise Zhao Ke's small body, I'm afraid that ten would not be enough to split.

However, the iron giant stick was really beaten on Zhao Ke's body, and the giant man of the New Year's painting did it while reciting words in his mouth.

Soon, Zhao Ke was pumped out of breath and fainted to death on the spot.

Several giants kicked Zhao Ke, who was paralyzed on the ground, and put the weapon in his hand back into his belly pocket, and the whole person turned back into the original cute New Year's doll like a balloon leaking.

They each pulled a red rope from their belly pockets, tied Zhao Ke, who was blue and swollen and dying, into a zongzi and threw it on the flat ground outside the gate of the cave. The stolen goods stolen by Zhao Ke were scattered around him.

The scene was extremely cruel!

Then the dolls hugged each other and hopped back into the red paper. The four blessing characters regained their calm and were firmly attached to the cave door.

After about two hours, Hao Ren and Chen Cheng and his wife sorted out the affairs of their original residence, and returned to Fengxia Mountain in the earth dragon.

When they opened the ban in front of the door of the cave, they were surprised to find that there was a 'zongzi' lying at the door of their cave, and Hao Yun in Chen Cheng's arms was also taken aback.

Looking at the 'zongzi' who was in a coma and had a blue nose and swollen face, the two of them had no idea.

Chen Cheng proposed: "Why don't you go find that Liu Shan and take a look?"

The two hurriedly ran to the bottom of the mountain and pulled Liu Shan to the door of their cave.

At this moment, Zhao Ke, who was in a coma, woke up, he looked at the three familiar people in front of him, and the sadness and humiliation in his heart suddenly came to his heart, and he fainted again.

This Liu Shan looked at the 'zongzi' lying on the ground, and took out a portrait from his arms tremblingly.

Although the person lying on the ground has been unrecognizable, there are still some similarities with the person in the portrait.

Liu Shan looked at it for a while, patted his thigh and said, "Isn't this the thief who stole the cave mansion on the hill next to him?

Hao Ren and Chen Cheng, look at me, I look at you, shook his head, and only said that after coming back, he saw this person lying at the door of his cave.

Liu Shan couldn't care about so much, and hurriedly said: "Since this thief is here, then I'd better hurry up and tell the deacon of the rank!"

This Liu Shan made a trick into this portrait, only to see that the portrait immediately folded itself into a paper crane and flew into the sky like a streamer.

The three of them didn't dare to move, so they had to find some more things and tie Zhao Ke up more tightly.

As soon as a few people did the secondary processing for this Zhao Ke, three sword lights fell in front of the door of the cave. The deacon who was the leader glanced at Hao Ren and his wife and said in surprise, "Have I seen you two?"

Hao Ren and Chen Cheng recalled yesterday's events, and they didn't dare to speak out and just nodded.

After receiving an affirmative answer, the deacon turned to Liu Shan and asked, "Is it your message?"

Liu Shancheng bowed down in fear and said, "If you reply to the adult, it is the message sent by the small one." This thief is eight points similar to the portrait, and I am afraid that I will mistake the adult's business, so I dare not delay. I immediately sent a message to a few adults. ”

Hao Yun couldn't help but complain in his heart: "This person has been beaten into a pig's head, how can you see it?"

This Hao Ren and Chen Cheng also glanced at each other, and there was an incredible look in their eyes.