Volume 1 Fan Dao Chapter 53 The Crazy Monk Knows the Language

When Bai Yunqing heard this, his heart stirred up thousands of layers of terrifying waves, and he was frightened, but he didn't look at this crazy monk with contempt, and only after careful look did he find that he couldn't see through the people!

He couldn't help but think, this crazy monk is very clumsy, shading the sun and avoiding the yin, I am afraid that he has reached the realm of returning to the basics!

For a moment, he just stared at him blankly, without saying much, and no longer had the same sarcasm as before.

He couldn't help but start chewing the mad monk's mouth and spit out two sentences, "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart" After careful consideration, he only felt that his heart was in a trance, and his head was not there, and he seemed to be in a daze.

"Oh, oh, you little benefactor, why don't you think nonsense after listening to it......"

The mad monk shook his head and nodded again, pursed his lips with his hand and smiled, snorted, and slapped the fan in his hand on Bai Yunqing's head.

Bai Yunqing was shocked, gasping for breath, cold sweat was oozing from his forehead, he looked at the mad monk, knowing that this was a master, and he wanted to understand the meaning of his words, but he lost his mind for a while, and was disturbed, but fortunately he was pulled back by the crazy monk, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

"Yo Yo Yo, little donor, there are two more sentences after this!

The mad monk saw that he was calm, his eyes fluttered and he smiled, and the fan kept swaying in his hand.

Bai Yunqing didn't answer, his expression was embarrassed, he knew that he had been seen as a joke by this crazy monk, so he had to sulk and bow his head and be silent.

"Oh, why are you like this? The poor monk is well-intentioned, you must know that the poor monk does not cultivate his mind, if the world learns from me, it is like entering the devil's way!"

"Tut~"

The wine gourd poured two strands of wine into his mouth, smashed the bar and wiped the corners of his mouth, smiling unabated, his eyes kept staring at Bai Yunqing, which was full of irony in Bai Yunqing's eyes.

"Hehe, you are reasonable, I won't quibble with you, all the food on this table will be given to you, don't bother me, where are you going!"

Even if he was teased by this crazy monk, his temper was as warm as water, even if it was boiling hot, not to mention that his anger had already risen.

"Little donor, little donor~" The crazy monk got up and laughed, twisted his waist and walked to Bai Yunqing's side, stroked his hand lightly on his shoulder, pointed to his forehead, shook his head and lamented, "Don't believe it, the poor monk can see people accurately, as the saying goes, 'eat people with soft mouths, take people with short hands' Since you invite me to eat this roast chicken, it is the origin, I saved your life, it is because of the ......"

"What are you talking about, I am still afraid of my life, and I still need you to save me?"

Bai Yunqing was already impatient, so he suddenly got up, picked up the hand that the mad monk put on his shoulder, slapped it away, his face showed disgust, and he shook his head again and again, his eyes were disapproving, and his mouth was not inferior.

"That's it, the word fate is mysterious and mysterious, hahahaha, this roast chicken is the thing of cause and effect reincarnation in the future......"

The mad monk sighed and shook his head, knowing that no matter how much he spoke, he couldn't move Bai Yunqing, so he simply stopped talking, grabbed the roast chicken on the table, inserted the fan into his waist, held the chicken in his left hand, and tore the meat with his right hand, and kept making a smacking sound in his mouth, saying it was delicious.

Bai Yun Qing was in a hurry, he was going to leave, but he didn't want this crazy monk to leave first, so he snorted lightly in annoyance, sat in his original position, and greeted him in the hall,

"Little Er, go back to the table!"

"Come on, Guest!"

"Yo Yo Yo, your temper is not small, you still need to hone more!"

Just when Bai Yunqing beckoned Xiao Er to serve the food again, the mad monk suddenly stopped, turned around and smiled secretly, and then hunched over, swayed his body, and walked outside the inn.

"Phew! what a bad luck!" Bai Yunqing muttered softly to the mad monk's back as he grew farther and farther away.

"Haha, it's not bad luck, but it's luck......"

The mad monk raised his fan, smiled upwards to the sky, and when he shook himself out, he hummed some bewildering songs in his mouth.

"Confusion and confusion are turned upside down, several times a reincarnation.

Yesterday was you, today is me, and who will be tomorrow?"

"How did he hear it? It's really weird!" Bai Yunqing muttered, wondering in his heart, he whispered, the crazy monk had arrived at the door of the inn, and he was two or three feet away from him, so he could hear it?

"East, west, north, south, middle, sales city smoke and rain building!"

"Who's it tomorrow? Oh, it's you!

Bai Yunqing heard the reputation, there was the shadow of a mad monk there, the door of the inn was empty, he hurriedly got up and went out to look, but there was no trace.

"It's weird!

sighed a few words, sat down in the corner again, and after a while, the little guy who had greeted him before had brought some dishes that were not bells and whistles, and placed them on the table one by one.

Bai Yunqing took two bites, and thought about it, this crazy monk is probably not small, why not ask this little guy?

"Little Er, do you know where that crazy monk in Fangcai Hall came from?"

As Bai Yunqing spoke, he told the little guy about the incident with the mad monk just now, and described the appearance of the mad monk in detail.

The little guy glanced at him strangely, and said suspiciously, "The guest officer laughed, although my natural residence is not a famous ancient building, but not everyone can come in, I have been in the lobby, I have never seen what you said crazy monk, Lai Dao people......"

"Why not? This is just here, and the roast chicken on my table is also given to him!" Bai Yunqing said unconvinced.

"Oops"! The little guy beat his chest and paused, and said in his heart, could it be that this boy is deliberately looking for trouble? At that moment, he shouted in frustration, "Don't believe it? You should ask the other guest officials in the hall! Everyone, this little brother said that a crazy monk came to the hall just now, and he snatched his burning phoenix? You say, is he dazzled?"

"Hahahaha!"

The diners in the hall laughed and talked differently.

"This kid has eaten two glasses of wine and fainted!"

"That's it, looking at his skinny appearance, it's not a ......"

"What is it?"

"Silver Gun Wax Head?"

"Hahaha!"

Bai Yun Qing was embarrassed, silent, contemplative, and said in his heart, could it really be his own hallucination?

The little guy didn't bother to argue anymore, snorted coldly and turned his head away, he sneered and sneered, and said in his heart, looking for trouble?

It was difficult to argue, but he smiled silently, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and the food on the table felt tasteless and had no appetite.

Suddenly, the streets were noisy and shouting, and the pedestrians looked hurried, and the diners looked up, and at some point, the red sun that had been hanging high had been obscured by dark clouds.

"Alas, it's really enough, my brothers just drank two pots, and the thieves will toss people, and it looks like this is a rainstorm!"

"Let's disperse, disperse, you will gather another day"

The diners left with a shout, and only a few of the originally overcrowded halls were still drinking and eating, and many people gradually walked down the second floor, one of them just arrived at the staircase, and saw the natural front cabinet shopkeeper with a smile on his eyebrows, waiting respectfully.

The man has passed half a hundred and knows the destiny of heaven, his temples are white, his face is wrinkled and twisted, his figure is a head taller than the shopkeeper, he is dressed in plain clothes, his eyes are blazing, and his eyes are as if there is a sea of blood on the battlefield, and he is staring into the abyss. He strode up, and when he looked into the distance, he was as imposing as a teenager.

He was followed by a masked soldier in armor and carrying a broadsword, only tiger eyes were visible under the fiery red armor, and he quietly followed the old man, so indifferent to everything around him.

The shopkeeper greeted him with a smile, and as soon as he approached the old man for half a minute, he saw the red-armored soldier snort coldly and stepped forward, staring at him with tiger eyes, so frightened that the shopkeeper trembled on the ground, and did not dare to look directly.

"Old city lord, the small shop is not well entertained, and I hope to forgive my sins!"

The old man shook his head slightly, and the red-armored soldier understood and retreated behind him, but his eyes were still on the shopkeeper, and there was no movement.

The shopkeeper was honestly afraid, lest he lose his words, and quietly glanced up, but did not see the old man's words, and was frightened for a while, and cold sweat was like rain.

"Shopkeeper Xue, what should I do, I'm also a regular visitor, I don't need to pick up and greet me like this every time, making people think that I, the old city lord, are like a tiger who eats people and doesn't spit out bones!"

The old man walked away with a smile and did not look at him, and the red-armored soldier took out a silver ingot from his bosom and threw it towards the counter, which circled and flew in the air, drawing an arc, and fell on the counter silently without a single bounce!

Bai Yunqing was slightly surprised, and secretly said that he had a good ability, this soldier's martial arts are afraid that he is the best in the rivers and lakes, and with this hand alone, he has won over many knights in the rivers and lakes.

But for Bai Yunqing, it was a small skill of carving insects, but he just saw the red-armored soldier show that hand, but he fell into deep thought.

Although it was only for a moment, when the soldier used his means, there was a breath of non-existence in his palm, not like a demon, not like a fairy, not like a demon......

This made Bai Yunqing feel very strange, but he couldn't tell where the strangeness was.

After the old man and the red-armored soldier left, the shopkeeper wiped his sweat and got up, patted his chest with palpitations, stopped comfortably, waved to the little guy who was wiping the table on the side, and whispered, "Go and see if they are gone"

Hearing this, the little guy nodded, turned around and poked his head outside the door, nodded slightly, the shopkeeper suddenly felt relieved, took the silver and walked to the counter with a wry smile, took out a jar, and put the silver in it, only to see that the silver ingots had just been put away, and they were in the jar, he sighed, and called the little guy a few times, handed the jar to him, and said, "Send it to the city lord's mansion, hand it to Steward Zhou, and tell him that this is the silver that the old city lord eats this month."

"Don't worry, don't say it, I know, it's just that we've been sending it for so many years, you ......" The little guy scratched his head and asked suspiciously.

The shopkeeper glared at him, and said helplessly, "I don't want to, but the business of the City Lord's Mansion, which one dares to do it, and I don't look at which one dares to ......accept it in this Golden City."

"Alas~"

"Go and come back quickly, I'm afraid the rain will come heavily, close the door early today!"

"Okay~"

Bai Yunqing saw it in his eyes, and couldn't help but be annoyed, he knew a thing or two from the shopkeeper's mouth, this city lord's mansion was afraid that it was rampant and domineering in the Golden City on weekdays, and compared with the customs of the people of Chunqiu City, it was indeed not a little worse.

But I can only smile, this matter is not my own business, while thinking, I put the food on the table in my mouth and chew.

"Shopkeeper, but there is still a guest room?"

After the meal and wine were full, it also rained heavily outside the inn, pouring down, the sound of rain showers rattled, the white mist drifted, and the wind blew like a drum.

I wanted to rush away, but unfortunately the weather did not allow it, so I had no choice but to temporarily settle down in the inn.

"Yes, little brother, I don't want to live in other places, food and accommodation are famous, you know, we open a store with the most important reputation......" The shopkeeper rendered his shop in a big book, exaggerated as if the gods in the sky lived.

Bai Yunqing didn't believe it, and it was just nonsense, he threw away a piece of silver, and found a quiet room to check in, he wanted to have a good rest, but there was something wrong this night.