Chapter 977: You're Not Immortal!
Soon the people ate in this great hall.
"Eighth brother, I'll give you a not-so-good news. The head said.
"Senior brother in charge, you can say anything you want. "Elder Shi only cared about eating, and he didn't even look at the head of the house.
"The people in the entire Taibai Mountain already know about it, and it's not news. The head of the sect continued, "The meaning of the Heavenly Venerable and the Venerable is that it will pass with this matter. ”
"I've always felt right, we're all from the same sect. Elder Shi took a sip of wine and continued to eat meat, "If you have difficulties in the future and need help from others, there is nothing you can't get over." ”
Xia Bo always felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, if there was really something, the head of the sect could directly order or announce it, there was no need to say so much to Elder Shi, unless this matter had a major impact and involvement.
"I didn't expect you to have such a good understanding, it's really good. The head of the sect picked up the wine glass and said enthusiastically to Elder Shi, "Hey, I am really ashamed to be a senior brother. ”
"Alright, second child, you don't need to be like this. Elder Shi smiled innocently and said, "Actually, you and I both know in our hearts that if it weren't for your father, this position of head would definitely not be yours." ”
Everyone present knew that Elder Shi was such a character who spoke without going through his brain, not because he wanted to say anything unpleasant, but because he didn't have a brain.
"After the little junior sister eloped with the little junior brother before, I don't know how to tell the junior brother. Although the head of the house was unhappy, he still kept a smile and said, "However, now after seeing your mentality, it seems that I am too worried." ”
Elder Shi turned a deaf ear and continued to work hard.
Seeing this scene, Xia Bo completely admired Elder Shi, and his mentality was really too strong!
"Eighth brother, are you okay?" Seeing Elder Shi like this, the head of the sect still asked in surprise.
"How can it be okay?" Elder Shi raised his head, his face was full of tears, and said heartbrokenly, "Venerable said that I have a problem in that area and cannot have children. I haven't touched my little sister yet, but I was abducted by the damn old ten, and maybe, he cuckolded me before leaving. ”
"Since you care so much, why don't you get the little junior sister back?" Seeing Elder Shi's heartbroken appearance, Xia Bo didn't have any sympathy, but just felt that this guy was finally a little normal, and asked curiously.
"You're saying it's simple, where should I find it?" Elder Shi said with hazy eyes and tears in his eyes, "Until now, I don't know which direction they ran or how long they have been running."
"Old eight, the Venerables have said forget it, then let's go. The head of the house seized the opportunity and directly emphasized, "We are also a family, and it is not easy for them, so there is no need to make too much trouble." ”
"It's me who lost my wife, not them, they naturally want to make too much trouble!" Elder Shi took a bite of the barbecue and roared angrily, "If this happened to them, I don't believe it, they can act as if nothing happened!"
The head just smiled, not intending to help him.
"Elder Shi, you haven't eaten and drunk here after you said so much, what can you do?" Xia Bo felt a little strange.
"Tears are flowing from my eyes, who said I'm fine?" Elder Shi pointed to the tears on his face, and then shouted, "If I don't eat enough now, where will I have the strength to find it?"
Xia Bo's heart is extremely contemptuous, you really think about it!
It is in response to that sentence that the poor man must have something to hate.
At this time, Xia Bo made up his mind in his heart to keep his distance from Elder Shi in the future.
"You look like a bear, you deserve to have no wife!" the fat man pouted.
"Then do you have a wife?" Elder Shi suddenly raised his head and asked, very pitiful.
"Nope. The fat man pursed his lips and said bitterly.
"You don't have a wife, and you still have the face to talk about me?" Elder Shi said with a bit of contempt, "It's really ridiculous!"
Looking at the fat man, Xia Bo's meaning is very simple, what are you still doing here?
"Are you looking for death?" the fat man slapped the table and said angrily, "Lao Tzu is going to let you know the sky and the earth today."
"How high is the sky, how big is the earth, I want to ask, do you know this sun" Before the fat man finished speaking, Elder Shi's strength had already improved from the out-of-body realm to above the realm of heaven and man, and a powerful aura enveloped the fat man, and the fat man said very embarrassedly.
"I know you're a yarn!" Elder Shi immediately stood up majestically, with a bit of provocation, "Aren't you going to fight me?
"I'm a guest of your Taibai Gate, who is going to fight with you?" the fat man said lightly, "It's really uneducated!"
"When have you ever seen a guest being taken out to fight as soon as he arrived in another sect?" the fat man continued, "If this spreads, won't it make people laugh at you for being too white?"
"This" For a moment, Elder Shi was speechless.
"Fat brother, you know that my junior brother is a little lacking. At this embarrassing moment, the head of the house smiled and said, "If you take his words seriously, it won't be good, right?"
"Makes sense. The fat man couldn't help but smile, this duel was finally avoided, and then he toasted the head with a glass of wine, "If I take his words seriously, then wouldn't I also become a heartless eye?"
Soon, the dinner party was over and it was time to rest.
In a small room, the head of the house kept bringing out quilts and other things.
"Master, where are we resting tonight?" Seeing this scene, Xia Bo was stunned, could this be to let himself lay the floor?
"Here it is, of course. The head of the house said with a smile, "I have already moved the quilt out for you, haven't you seen it?"
"And where do you live?" said Xia Bo, with black lines on his forehead, and forced a smile on his face.
"We're too small and don't have any buildings, of course we're just like you. The head of the sect said a little helplessly, "The entire Taibai Gate is just such a hall, as the elder and head of the Taibai Gate, you are qualified to sleep in this hall." ”
"What about the others?" Zhao Qi asked suspiciously.
"The personal disciples of the Taibai Sect generally sleep in the square outside. The head said lightly, "Venerable and Tianzun have their own caves, and they both sleep and rest in the caves of Taibai Mountain. ”
"Isn't your Taibai Gate too simple?" Xia Bo was a little speechless, "This rolling eight hundred miles is the territory of your Taibai Gate, can't you let them help build some buildings?"
"The original Taibaimen patriarch instructed not to trouble the local people. The head of the house said helplessly, "Besides, where do those people have the time to do free handymanship for us, and they have to cut down trees themselves?"
"That's just as well. Xia Bo felt that there was some truth, and now he had to follow the local customs.
"Elder Shi, why don't you chase after your little junior sister?" After lying down, Xia Bo happened to see Elder Shi and asked.
"I inquired, and they have been gone for more than half a month, and it is useless to chase them out. Elder Shi smiled and said, "I might as well just wait here, maybe they'll be back one day." ”
Xia Bo's heart, hehe, you are really a talent!
"Elder Shi, did you also follow your junior sister here to lay the floor?" Xia Bo then asked suspiciously.
"No, it's not. Our Taibai Gate is a separate ground shop for men and women!" Elder Shi directly shook his head and said, "There is also a room in the main hall, where female disciples are laying floors. ”
"Didn't you marry your little sister?" Xia Bo asked in disbelief, "Then why are you still working separately?"
"I'm married to my little junior sister, so what?" Elder Shi said calmly, "As long as we are disciples of the Taibai Sect for one day, we must do things according to the rules of the Taibai Sect. ”
"You're such a talent. Shabo was speechless again.
In the middle of the night, someone grinds their teeth, someone talks in a dream, and there's a guy sleepwalking, and this sleepwalking guy is a damn fat guy!
Xia Bo finally fell asleep in a daze, and felt a pain in his forehead.
When he opened his eyes, Xia Bo was almost frightened by the scene in front of him.
"It's been almost a year, why hasn't a watermelon ripe?" At this moment, the fat man was holding a kitchen knife in one hand, and the other hand was flicking on Zhao Qi's forehead next to him, and said dreamily, "Is there a mistake!"
Xia Bo felt that this scene was really terrifying, and he couldn't continue to live here.
Xia Bo had palpitations, but fortunately he was not familiar with the fat man, and he did not sleep with the fat man.
"Venerable Taibai Mountain, where did you die one by one?" As soon as it was dawn the next day, Xia Bo ran to the mountain, and in order to be more realistic, he deliberately came over with a torch and shouted loudly, "Come out for Lao Tzu, or Lao Tzu will burn Taibai Mountain with a fire!"
It's just that only Xia Bo's own voice kept echoing, but not a single Venerable came out.
When Xia Bo was about to throw the torch out, he saw that Wu was pressing a crowd of people, and wondered how there could be so many people?
"Boy, are you going to set fire to the mountain and burn our Taibai Mountain?" said a scarred fellow with a long sword in his hand.
"How is that possible?" Xia Bo hurriedly shook his head and denied, "I'm just scaring the Venerable Ones in the mountains, I have something important to do with them. ”
"Really?" the men clearly didn't believe Shabo's words, and took a step forward to wait for Shabo's answer.
Xia Bo's forehead is full of black lines, even if you want to set fire to the mountain, what does it matter to you?
"Shabo, what the hell are you doing this morning?" said the fat man, taking a step back and fearing it.
"I didn't do anything, I just scared His Holiness. Seeing the gloomy faces of the people around him, it put a lot of pressure on Xia Bomo.
"I told you a long time ago that you can't do this at all, and now you're satisfied, right?" the fat man said in a somewhat reproachful tone, "Being made such a fuss by you, everyone has woken up, and I'll see how you solve it." ”
After saying that, the fat man took a step backwards, and just after taking two steps, he realized that something was wrong.
These people from the Taibai Gate just approached step by step with weapons, and they didn't speak, scaring the fat man and not daring to go any further.
"By the way, what are you going to do?" the fat man stood with Xia Bo, and said reproachfully, "Why do you pay attention to carrying torches early in the morning, what kind of Venerable are you looking for?"
"Why do you say?" said Xia Bo angrily, "If you hadn't been sleepwalking in the middle of the night, knocking on a person's head with a kitchen knife in your hand, would I have been looking for His Holiness early in the morning?"
"What does this have to do with finding His Holiness?" The fat man didn't believe what Hong Yu said at all, but felt that Hong Yu was trying to shirk his responsibility, "I know we don't sleep well here, didn't the head of the house follow us to lay the floor, can't you be generous?"
"What's the matter?" At this time, the head of the house came out with a lazy waist and asked, "Why did you surround the guests early in the morning?"
"Head, Xia Bo is really arrogant, and he is about to burn our Taibai Mountain with a torch early in the morning. A guy ran to the head of the house and said, "If we hadn't come here in time, it is estimated that the Taibai Mountain on which we live would have disappeared like this." ”
"I'm sorry, I was just joking with you. The face of the head was a little ugly, and after thinking for a while, he stood side by side, and said to everyone, "I made a bet with Xia Bo before, saying that the people of Taibai Mountain are very united and love our Taibai Mountain. ”
"Of course, how can I not love it?" the man said emotionally, "Taibai Mountain is like my biological mother, how can I allow others to burn it?"
Xia Bo never dreamed that this place was so important to them, but fortunately he didn't have a fire to burn it down.
"It's okay, don't overthink it. The head said, "Xia Bo will also be a person from our Taibai Gate in the future, and he will definitely not violate the rules, otherwise His Holiness will not let him go." ”
"Oh well. The man nodded, and turned away, and the others followed.
"Why have you only been here for a day, so you are making trouble for me?" said the head of the house depressedly, "Fortunately, I came early this time, otherwise you would definitely be more than lucky." ”
"Senior brother in charge, don't worry, it will definitely not. At this time, Elder Shi came and said lightly, "You said before that this guy is the luckiest person, if he dies here, then what's the point?"
"Our Taibaimen's divination has always been very accurate. The head said, "The reason why I said that Xia Bo is a lucky person does not mean that Hong Yu is not dangerous at all, do you understand?"
"I see. Elder Shi immediately said, "I thought that lucky people would never die in their lives." ”
"If I'm really lucky, why am I still in obscurity in the rivers and lakes?" Xia Bo said depressedly, "I directly find the world's number one master to duel, even if I can't beat him, but he didn't kill me, then wouldn't I be able to laugh at the world?"
"That makes sense, you're not immortal!" Elder Shi said with anticipation on his face, "Senior Brother Leader, you said before that I was a broom star, so what are the chances of me bringing disaster to others?"
Xia Bo glanced at Elder Shi, but he didn't expect the thickness of Elder Shi's face to reach a new high!
"The more layers you have, the more likely you are to bring disaster to others. The head said lightly.
"I see. Elder Shi nodded again and again, looking like he suddenly realized, "It seems that you will have to be careful in the future." ”
"I don't want to die, even if I want to die, I will bring a few people to the funeral. Elder Shi continued, "In this case, I won't be lonely on the other side of hell."
Without waiting for Elder Shi to finish speaking, Xia Bo and the others left in unison.
People here, who is not afraid of trouble, who is not afraid of death?
Keeping a certain distance from Elder Shi is also a matter of no choice!
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