No man can refuse the invitation of a lovely girl, especially on such a tender spring day.

The girl took me to the temple.

The temple was supposed to be on the mountain, but this temple was on the shore of the lake. There should be a Buddha in the temple, but there is only wine here, because this is a tavern called the temple.

The owner of the tavern is a Taoist priest, and his wife is a nun who has been a monk for many years, and they have been running a tavern here for three years.

There was an old man rowing on the shore of the lake, who rowed from sunrise to sunset every day, from one side of the lake to the other side of the lake, and he paddled like this for three years. He paddled around and fished, and he had been sending fish to the temple for three years since the day it opened.

The girl said: "You will be sorry if you come to this tavern and don't taste his fish." ”

I said, "But I'm not here to eat fish or drink. ”

The girl's hand cupped her cheeks, and there was a faint resentment between her eyebrows.

I had no choice but to laugh and say: "I, Liu Bowen, am not afraid of bleeding in front of the thousands of troops, but I am afraid that the girls will be unhappy." ”

She suddenly became happy and said, "Then have you decided to eat a fish?" ”

The fish is steamed alive and tastes the best, and then poured with condiments, it melts in the mouth, fresh and tender.

Most of the people in Ying Tianfu can drink, and she is no exception, there is still half of the fish left, but she has already drunk a jar of wine. She was already drunk. Her hand was already on my shoulder

I said, "Girl, you still don't want to drink." ”

The girl ignored me, and rested her head on my shoulder, and my heart began to beat.

At this moment, I saw the Taoist priest walking towards us with a board, and he scolded as he walked: "The wild boy ate the gall of the leopard and actually seduced my daughter!"

I patted the girl: "Wake up, he said you are his daughter, is it true? ”

The girl hugged me tighter, the girl's body fragrance was more fragrant than the Jiangnan Qunfang in spring, my body was crispy when I smelled, and I wanted to push her, but I couldn't lift my hand. Is it because she's so fragrant?

The Taoist priest had already walked up to me and kicked me hard: "Boy, what should we do about deceiving my daughter?"

I don't have the strength to fight back, and I don't have the strength to open my mouth. I knew I had been deceived, but there was nothing I could do. I suddenly remembered Fu Youde's words before he died: "Disaster in disguise." ”

When the Taoist priest saw that I had indeed collapsed, she began to rummage through my luggage, and the girl's wine also woke up, and she smiled at me and began to rummage through my luggage as well.

The Taoist priest didn't find anything, so he said angrily: "What do you say you are a poor ghost pretending to be, and you are still a hero who walks the rivers and lakes." As he spoke, he kicked me again.

His nun's wife sat on the counter and sighed: "He ate and drank, and our daughter was also taken advantage of by him, and we lost a lot of money this time." ”

The resentment between the girl's eyebrows resurfaced, and she pouted: "I'll just say, this kind of business can't be done." ”

The Taoist priest said angrily: "I have done everything, and I complain that there is a ball." ”

The Taoist priest who rowed the boat said, "Is the bun meat filling in our store gone?"

The Taoist priest said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, we can make personal meat buns, and we can do this in the future, and the poor ghost who has no money will stomp on him to make buns." ”

After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he picked me up, threw me on the kitchen floor, took off my clothes, and the Taoist priest patted me like a dead pig and said, "A poor ghost is a poor ghost, not only is there little meat, but the meat quality is also poor, not even as good as pork." ”

I remembered again when Chen Youliang said that Zhu Yuanzhang was a pig, and I felt a little uncomfortable, no wonder Chen Youliang wanted to eat Zhu Yuanzhang instead of me, it turned out that I was not as good as a pig.

The Taoist priest turned around and went to get the kitchen knife.