Chapter Seventy-Three: Nuwa Niangniang, Passing by Occasionally
"I'm afraid I've set another record!"
"The first monk to roll out of the Zixiao Palace!"
"Could it be that I came to Da Luotian once just to break the record?"
"This style of painting is really stable and reliable with my usual stability, and it doesn't have much to do with it!"
Wang Yinguo hugged his legs and knees, curled up and sat under a crooked-necked tree outside Zixiao Palace, and began to meditate on life.
I don't know why, anyway, after he came to Da Luotian, he committed the three waves of disease.
Seeing that there was an opportunity to perform, Wang Yinguo wanted to make a wave, regardless of whether it was in front of Dao Ancestor or not.
"Impulsiveness is the devil!"
"Now I'm too embarrassed to go in and listen to what they're discussing!"
Thinking of this, Wang Yinguo's heart was still a little regretful.
It's just that he was rolled out by the Dao Ancestor Saint, and if he wants to go in again, at least the Dao Ancestor Saint will summon him.
However, Wang Yinguo is not very worried, and when it comes to news and intelligence, he only needs to ask his friends when he goes back.
Although Xiaobidong and Xiaoyunduo are not very reassuring, Bai Ze and Zhou Xiaoping, the stone man, are still very reliable.
Thinking of this, Wang Yinguo leaned against the tree with his crooked neck, squinted his eyes, and took a nap.
In the Daluo Heaven, although the sun cannot be seen (because it is higher than the position of the sun star), there is absolutely no lack of light (this is all the brilliance brought by the Daozu sage).
In particular, it is warm and warm, full of spiritual energy, and everywhere is filled with the happiness that belongs to the monks, which is the most suitable for cultivation (sleeping).
Wang Yinguo just leaned on this crooked neck tree for a short while, and then fell asleep.
In the dream, Wang Yinguo dreamed of a snake-faced beauty, who looked better than the Internet celebrity, and the two had a very speculative conversation, so they almost went to the hotel together to get a pesticide of the deceased, but they didn't know what to quarrel about.
Then, the snake-faced beauty slapped Wang Yinhua's face with her hand to vent her anger.
Wang Yinguo fought back, but found that he seemed to be tied up and had no way to fight back, so he could only be beaten passively.
"Damn!"
Wang Yinhua was in a hurry, and suddenly woke up.
But why do you still feel pain in your face after waking up?
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a huge snake-tail-like thing in front of him, slapping him in the face.
"Shhhh
"Snake spirit?!"
Wang Yinguo suddenly struck a stirring spirit and completely sobered up.
At this moment, he finally saw the situation on the other side.
A thick snake tail, a real snake tail, was coiled several times on the ground, and the tip of the tail dangled and slapped in his face from time to time.
Not to mention, this thing hurts a lot, and it is even more ruthless than the Dao Ancestor Sage's Zixiao Divine Thunder Whip.
It seemed that he heard the word snake spirit blurted out by Wang Yinguo, and the tail whipped him harder.
"Stop fighting!"
"Stop!"
"Who's the demon?!"
"This is Daluo Heaven, outside Zixiao Palace!"
"Who the hell are you sacred?"
Wang Yinguo shouted several times in a row, and received dozens of blows on his face.
It's also strange to say, he struggled hard to no avail, he wanted to see what the other party was like, and he couldn't see clearly, the only thing he could see clearly was this huge snake tail.
Finally, the divine manifested his true form.
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When he saw the other party's appearance clearly, Wang Yinguo was a little shocked.
It's not for any other reason, it's just that this one is too beautiful to describe in words.
If you only look at the upper body of the other party, she is definitely the most beautiful woman since ancient times.
But if you see the feeling after seeing the lower body, it is very scary.
A huge snake tail should also be a perfect snake tail if you look at it from the snake's point of view.
When the two are combined, there is something offbeat.
How so?
Although it may seem a bit out of place, if you look closely, you will still feel that it is beautiful, and it has a special attraction that makes it impossible to take your eyes off it, and you will be sincerely amazed.
"Nuwa Niangniang?"
Wang Yinguo swallowed his saliva and asked with some difficulty.
"Not bad!"
"Who are you, little one?"
"Why do you dare to sleep outside Zixiao Palace?"
"Master Dao Ancestor is in charge of the authority of the Heavenly Dao, and the affairs are complicated, so he doesn't care about you, and the golden boy and jade girl haven't come out to drive people out?"
"What kind of system is this broad daylight?!"
This Nuwa Niangniang was like a talker, and directly reprimanded Wang Yinhua with her head and face.
It's okay to reprimand, for the sake of her being a saint and always protecting the human race, Wang Cause and Effect doesn't care.
After all, every time the desolate world encounters a crisis, Nuwa Niangniang will be the first to come forward.
Such an act is really commendable for an immortal saint.
If it were another saint, they might turn a deaf ear and turn a blind eye.
For them, even if the desolate world is completely destroyed, it has nothing to do with them, at most, it is just a new world.
"Senior Brother Nuwa!"
"Teacher please!"
At this time, Wang Yinhua's rescue finally arrived.
The Golden Boy and Jade Girl (the future Jade Emperor and Queen Mother) walked out of the Zixiao Palace and invited Nuwa Niangniang in.
"Humph!"
"The old lady is the most disgusted scoundrel who is idle!"
"Let me see you sleeping against a big tree in the future, do you remember to see you once you hit once?!"
When Nuwa Niangniang was leaving, she reprimanded Wang Yinhua again, and then twisted the snake's tail, led by the Jade Girl (the future Queen Mother), and left with arrogance.
"Hahaha, Xuanyu Zhenren. β
"How did you feel when you first met Senior Brother Nuwa?"
The golden boy stayed and said to Wang Karma with a smile.
"Feelingβ"
"Everything else is fine, but my face hurts!"
Wang Yinguo touched his almost swollen face and replied with a sad face.
Although this lady is very good, her temper is a bit grumpy.
The most excessive point is that Master Daozu didn't slap his face when he beat him, but Nuwa Niangniang only slapped him in the face.
Could it be that they had negotiated it before?
Thinking of this, Wang Cause and Effect became more and more convinced that this was a big conspiracy.
That's right, the mastermind is the Heavenly Dao Saint, and the executor is the Dao Ancestor and Nuwa Saint.
As for the golden boy and the jade girl, they must be the melon-eating crowd who came to watch without knowing the truth.
"Hahaha-"
"Xuanyu is really good at laughing!"
The golden boy (the future Jade Emperor) listened to Wang Yinhua's words and immediately laughed happily.
I have to say that this golden boy is indeed dignified, even when he laughed, he did not show the slightest indecency, and he deserved to be a close figure around Master Daozu.
"I said that you will be the emperor of heaven in the future, do you believe it?"
Wang Yinguo looked at the golden boy and couldn't help but say this to him.
"Hahaha-"
"Xuanyu Zhenren laughed, I'm just a disciple who serves the Dao Ancestor, doing some miscellaneous work to serve tea and water, where will I be the Emperor of Heaven?"
"Besides, the current Heavenly Court Emperor, Senior Brother Taiyi, also came to Zixiao Palace to listen to the Taoist Ancestor preach. β
"It's better not to say such a joke. β
When the golden boy heard this, he just laughed and didn't care.
"Huh. β
"It won't be long. β
"If Daoyou becomes the Emperor of Heaven in the future, please don't forget to take care of the old acquaintance of Poor Dao. β
Wang Yinguo didn't insist on anything, but just smiled slightly.
"Daoyou really love to laugh. β
"If there is such a day, the poor road will naturally not forget the old people. β
The golden boy also responded with a smile.
However, the golden boy did not come out to joke with Wang Karma, but was ordered by the Daozu Sage to call Wang Karma back for a meeting.
So Wang Yin and Effect regrouped, followed the golden boy who liked to laugh, and entered the Zixiao Palace again.
This time, Wang Cause and Effect will not be able to do anything else.
He also walked in solemnly and returned to his place.
The friends who had stayed in Zixiao Palace and did not come out suddenly returned to Wang Yinguo's side at this time.
Just now, when Wang Cause and Effect was not there, they stayed here like pins and needles, and they were uncomfortable.
It was really the five saints around him, and the coercion brought to them was too serious.
Now that they have returned to Wang Cause's and Effect, a parallel trade quasi-saint, they feel a little more relaxed.
Especially the Rui Beast Bai Ze, who was being caught by Nuwa Niangniang at this time, but he didn't dare to move.
It wasn't until Wang Cause and Effect came back that it showed its eyes to King Cause and Effect for help.
"Haha!"
When Wang Yinguo saw this, he couldn't help but be happy.
No wonder Bai Ze said that he had met Nuwa Niangniang before, and he was also given a small piece of Nine Heavens Rest, which is true.
Probably Nuwa Niangniang also likes this kind of fluffy beast, as if ordinary women like to pet cats.
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"Please return my mount Ah Bai, Mao is about to make you bald!"
Wang Yin and Effect naturally can't see death without help, how to say that Bai Ze is also his mount, and it is also a symbol of status, so he asked Nuwa Niangniang solemnly.
"Mother, I have to go back to my master's side. β
Bai Ze also took the opportunity to make a request to Nuwa Niangniang.
"Huh!"
"Stingy!"
Nuwa Niangniang glanced at Wang Yinguo and snorted.
She didn't stop Bai Ze from returning, obviously not the kind of saint who messed around.
After Bai Ze fled back, he hid behind Wang Yinguo and refused to show his head again.
In Zixiao Palace, layers of Dao rhyme suddenly appeared, blocking the surroundings tightly.
Everyone cheered up and listened to the lecture of the Taoist ancestor.
An obscure Taoist rhyme circulated in the hearts of everyone, conveying the meaning of the Taoist ancestor saint unmistakably to the hearts of everyone who was on the scene.
"Quarrying stones to make up for the sky?"
"Why, isn't this matter done yet?"
Looking at the mysterious Dao Ancestor Sage, and then at the relaxed Nuwa Niangniang, Wang Yin Guo couldn't help frowning as he thought back to the information he had just received from the Dao Ancestor Sage.
If the major event of mending the sky has not been completed, how could Nuwa Niangniang come to Zixiao Palace?
Who is holding up the leaky sky now?