Chapter 53: Live like a Saitama teacher
"Crossing? What is that??Do you mean the realm of the Outside? I'm not. Gonggong scratched his mind and replied suspiciously.
Xiao Bai looked at the co-worker and carefully confirmed that he was not pretending to be stupid, and sighed helplessly.
Although Xiao Bai was a hateful current in his previous life, he also liked to make up for it, especially some of the more curious ones.
A certain bald man's exercise method has naturally been seen, but he has not tried it.
Could it be that after coming to the flood famine, there is still a chance to try a certain teacher's exercise method? ?
Xiao Bai suddenly remembered a particularly serious problem, and looked at Gonggong with a serious face.
"Brother Gonggong, your exercise method, it, hair loss??"
"Hair loss??" Gonggong grabbed his hair and looked at Xiao Bai suspiciously.
"Our entire tribe is exercising like this, and I haven't seen any hair loss, don't say it, hurry up!"
Xiao Bai breathed a long sigh of relief: It's okay, it's okay, it's good not to lose your hair!!
Xiao Bai himself has no good impression of the so-called Western religion and the so-called bald heads, feeling that they are not producing, but they are wantonly accumulating money and fooling ignorant believers with their faith, but there are very few who really practice.
Talking about the next life all day long, I haven't had a good life in this life, what do I think about the next life!
After knowing that the hair of this witch clan's forging body would not fall out, Xiao Bai was also very interested.
There's no way, seeing that they are all five big and three thick, that's the real guys! Although the Yuqing Miaofa Flying Sword is handsome, but, many times, how can there be so many opportunities to give you remote control strikes? ?
If you are poor, tactics are interspersed, and if you are rich, you will wash the floor with missiles, and you have to learn a little bit of knowledge, after all, art is not pressing!
"Great!" Xiao Bai slowly moved his feet out of the ground with great effort, and then, with both hands, grabbed the barbell of the Wu Clan, which was called a stone barbell and was actually a barbell.
I don't know if I don't catch it, I'm shocked when I catch it! With Xiao Bai's fairyland body, I can't carry this stone bar at all! After Xiao Bai even used the immortal power, this stone bar only moved up slightly by one or two centimeters, and it was still far from being able to carry it on his shoulders!!
"Oh oh, Brother Guangchengzi, it's the eldest brother who is rough, this is for us, you can wait a minute. After watching from the side for a long time, the co-worker realized that something was wrong.
Then, he grabbed the stone pole and rushed back to the valley as if flying.
And Xiao Bai was confused.
I'm a newcomer to the body forging, so you give me the strength of death???
Xiao Bai was extremely glad that he was not reckless at this time, and Xiao Bai thought that it should also be feasible to lift this stone pole with yin and yang qi and then put it on his shoulder, but in line with the goal of forging his body, he gave up this choice.
Now that I think about it, it's a blessing in misfortune!! but fortunately I didn't try!!
Really, try and die.
When I came back, I already had a dozen stone bars of different sizes on my shoulders.
"Come, Brother Guangchengzi, you can try it, which one to use?" Gonggong threw the pile of stone bars on the ground.
"Bang!" In an instant, the mouth of the flat valley was smashed out of a big pit by the co-workers.
Co-worker: ......
"Brother Gonggong sit down, I'll try. Xiao Bai saw that the co-worker looked embarrassed, smiled, moved into the big pit hard, and began to try one by one.
This doesn't work, this doesn't work, this still doesn't work.......
There are a total of fifteen kinds of stone bars, and after Xiao Bai tried them all, a sad reality occurred.
Except for the youngest one, the others, with his physical strength, he can't carry it!
Also, Brother Gonggong, what kind of eyes are you!! why do you show such disappointed eyes when I carry the youngest!!
"Ahem, Brother Gonggong, let's go!" Xiao Bai tried his best to dodge Gonggong's "Why is the child so uncompetitive" look, and decisively diverted the topic.
"Okay. Gonggong muttered in a low voice, and then simply put the other stone bars at the mouth of the valley.
"Just put it here, you should be quite diligent in changing, you use this, you used it to exercise when that kid was five years old. ”
Poof!
"Five-year-old??" Xiao Bai couldn't imagine that the fool who hung himself up was so capable.
"Don't look down on boasting, if you talk about immortal arts, he is inferior to you, but if you let him get close to him and grab within five zhang, he will defeat you, and it will be easy. The co-workers saw Xiao Bai's face of disbelief, and even explained it seriously.
"Then I'll carry one and run with you. The co-worker carried the largest one on his shoulder, and then started decisively.
"Brother Gonggong, wait for me!" Xiao Bai saw Gonggong's running style like a leisurely stroll, and the strength in his heart also ignited.
Just kidding!! I can still be crushed by you with an iron Hanhan??
Then, he began to "run" step by step.
I have to say that running against this wind and snow is really exciting! From time to time, large snowflakes will fall on Xiao Bai's face, and Xiao Bai will stumble.
"Stand up straight! The stone bar can't be crooked, and it can't fall!" saw Xiao Bai "running" with difficulty in the wind and snow, and came to Xiao Bai's side with the stone bar.
"Got it!" Xiao Bai struggled to stand up straight, and the Yuqing Immortal Power in his body naturally flowed, slowly turning into a barrier.
"You are not allowed to use immortal power to resist! Forging the body and forging the body, then the practice is the body! I can't even withstand this bit of wind and snow, what kind of body refining can I learn!"
At this time, the co-workers have completely lost their simple appearance, and their faces are full of sternness.
"Okay!" Xiao Bai gritted his teeth, sealed all the immortal power into his body, and walked forward step by step with the stone pole.
"Yes, that's it!Follow me!Whew!Suck!Whew!Suck!!!"
The valley where the Wu clan lives is not big, but it is not small, if it is on weekdays, Xiao Bai can fly around in the clouds, and he can fly around in less than a stick of incense.
However, under the condition of self-proclaimed immortal power and withstanding this snowstorm, it took Xiao Bai nearly two hours to complete the completion of the valley on foot!
When he arrived at the mouth of the valley, Xiao Bai's legs were shaking wildly, but although his legs were the same as shaking the sieve, Xiao Bai's direction in front of him still did not change!
One step, two steps, three steps, four steps!!
Close, close!!
The last step! Xiao Bai finally stood where he started! Then, slowly removing the stone bars on his shoulders, Xiao Bai realized that this stone bar had already ground the flesh and blood of the support of his hands!!
"I'm finally !!"
After Xiao Bai removed the stone bar, he instantly felt that the person was as light as a bird, looked at the co-worker behind him, and gave the co-worker a smile.
The co-workers also gave Xiao Bai a thumbs up very interestingly.
"Brother Guangchengzi, you are powerful enough!!You are still the first Qi Practitioner who can complete a body forging training of my Wu Clan. ”
"Really??" Xiao Bai's eyes were slightly out of focus.
"That's right! Before, it wasn't that there were no Qi practitioners who came to learn the method of forging the body from us, but you were the first to completely persevere. ”
The expression of the co-worker was very serious, and at the same time, there was a hint of relief.
"Congratulations, you're done. ”
"yes, I'm done....."
Xiao Bai was about to stand up, but when he stood up, in an instant, the sky was spinning, and the whole person fell backwards.
The last memory was that his head hit a certain softness, and then, Xiao Bai lost consciousness......
PS: Due to Party A's irregular convulsions, as well as various safety inspections of government units, sampling inspections and other work, the small land will be very busy during this time, the chapters of the previous time, are all coded to more than two o'clock in the morning, fortunately, this batch of inspection time will last about a week (see the inspection indicators and results), so, within a week or so, the author can only maintain a more intense intensity every day, because the regular meeting will be held until close to eleven o'clock every night, please bear with me.
If you have a vote, it's still troublesome to vote.,Really,The author comes home from work every day to take a shower and has no time to play LOL to get a code word.,The scene is really.... It's miserable.....
Kowtow to everyone!