Chapter 318: Nosebleeds
Yu Huifei kicked him before he came back to his senses, and then asked nervously, "Is this really Meng Po?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, the one that makes Meng Po soup in the local government." ”
Du Ji covered his heart and said excitedly: "I...... I found out that I was in love. ”
"Get out!" Yu Huifei kicked again.
Du Ji didn't dodge, and after resisting a kick, he said awkwardly: "That, did you ask her to teach me fortune-telling?"
Yu Huifei looked at Meng Po, and then at Du Ji's thief's eyes and said, "No, I'll find you an old man." ”
After speaking, Yu Huifei sent a message to Lu Press: "Do you want to come down if you know how to tell fortunes?"
Lu pressed back: "You can tell fortunes, Fuxi? That great god wants to come down, but you don't have to go my way." And people don't need to come down......"
Yu Huifei said: "What about the smaller official position?"
Lu Jian thought for a while: "Jiang Ziya will count, but he is not a god, and now he is just a scattered immortal." I can't control him......
Besides, the immortals will calculate, and the reason why they don't calculate is that they were slashed by Hongchen and sealed their ability in this area.
Meng Po is different, she is prepared, and she has a magic weapon in her hand that can be calculated, so she can calculate.
However, if the other party has something similar or the ability to cover up the heavens, she can't count it.
However, the local gods are creatures outside the rules of heaven and earth, and they are not affected by the swords of the red dust, and they can be said to be handy when they calculate.
If the local gods are proficient in deduction, even if the other party conceals the heavenly secrets, they will have the opportunity to deduce many things.
After all, the calculation was slashed by the rules of heaven and earth, and the same is true for covering up the heavens.
That level of concealment is actually full of loopholes......
Therefore, if you find someone to calculate, it is estimated that only the innate god of Fuxi, the ancestor of the hexagram can resist the red dust with a knife, and can also crack the other party's concealment and reverse yin and yang.
But if you're just looking for someone who knows, just grab one of your immortals, and everyone will have some. ”
Yu Huifei thought about it, and this was indeed the truth, put down the token, and he went directly to Cui Jue.
Du Ji looked at the polite Cui Jue in front of him, and smiled: "Don't learn!"
Yu Huifei looked at him with horizontal eyes: "Don't learn?"
Du Ji raised his head and said, "I am a true god in the world, so I don't want to follow these Yin theologies from underground." ”
Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to study?"
Du Ji glanced at Cui Jue, who was chatting happily with Meng Po, and said with great jealousy: "Manly man, if you don't learn, you won't learn!"
Yu Huifei said: "In this way, then you can go." Meng Po, let's go, go home!"
After speaking, Yu Huifei shook his head and said: "Hey, I originally planned that if you don't understand it, you can ask Meng Po for advice, but you don't want to learn." The twisted melon is not sweet, forget it, you go. ”
When Du Ji heard this, he was stunned, and then hurriedly shouted: "Wait!"
Yu Huifei squinted his eyes and snorted, "What are you waiting for?"
Du Ji said: "What if the twisted melon is sweet?
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes and said, "I'm too lazy to twist." ”
"Then bite straight and taste it. Du Ji leaned over.
Yu Huifei heeled: "Your manly husband ......"
Du Ji immediately said: "Can you bend and stretch, now I can bend it." ”
Yu Huifei was convinced, and he could see it. Du Ji didn't want to learn from Cui Jue, it was because he was old and sick, and he was jealous that Cui Jue was more popular with Meng Po than him. Now that he is learning again, it is the lower body that gives him a mouthful.
Yu Huifei sighed and said, "Du Ji, when you come to me, you'd better take all those thoughts." Don't play jealousy!
Cui Jue is the judge of the underworld, and Meng Po is the yin god of the underworld. People are hundreds of millions of years of friendship and hundreds of millions of years of colleagues. ”
Du Ji's face was dead gray, as if he was about to despair.
Yu Huifei continued: "People haven't started for hundreds of millions of years, are you worried about a fart?"
Du Ji's dead gray face suddenly became sunny after the rain, and he took Yu Huifei's hand with a red light and said: "Boss Yu, what you said is right! ”
Yu Huifei hurriedly shook off his hand and asked impatiently, "Then do you want to learn?"
Du Ji didn't say a word, ran to Cui Jue, knelt down with a puff, and shouted: "Master, please accept the apprentice!"
Suddenly, Cui Jue was stunned.
However, Cui Jue is so smart, one glance at Yu Huifei, and then at Du Ji and Meng Po, instantly understand, but he doesn't seem to want to accept apprentices.
Yu Huifei hurriedly ran over, pulled Cui Jue, and said in a low voice: "Old Cui, this is a god born in the world. The power of jealousy in a belly is not a good bird. If you take him in and let him stay on the ninth floor, you will be less harmful, which is also a great merit. If he can completely change his ways, it will be a salvation for the world. ”
Cui Jue scolded with a smile: "You kid is afraid that he will get into trouble, and you can't clean it up, so you threw it to me, right?"
Yu Huifei knew that he couldn't hide it from Cui Jue, so he coughed dryly and said, "There are also some meanings in this aspect, haha......"
Although Yu Huifei was a little cautious, what he said also made sense.
Cui Jue thought about it, then came to Du Ji and said: "I can accept you as an apprentice, but in the future, you must respect the teacher, listen to the orders of the teacher, and abide by the rules of the teacher." If you can't do that, get up and leave early. ”
When Du Ji heard this, he also frowned, obviously thinking about the gains and losses.
At this time, he saw that Yu Huifei was standing beside Meng Po, holding up his mobile phone and saying, "Sister Meng Po, look at it, this is our clothes here." I'm telling you, we're not as conservative as you. What do you think of these shorts......? And this...... This bikini will be forgotten for the time being. ”
"What is a bikini?" asked Meng Po curiously.
Yu Huifei said: "It's the clothes you wear when swimming, mainly to cover some important parts." If you're curious, I'll take you to the Maldives or Hawaii and we'll see you. ”
Meng Po said thoughtfully: "Yes." ”
On the other side, Cui Jue frowned and said, "Du Ji, why did you have a nosebleed?"
Du Ji rubbed his nosebleed vigorously in a panic, and the nosebleed rubbed his face. This product is also a chicken thief, and when she saw Meng Po coming over, she directly slammed her head on the ground and shouted, "Master, please accept the apprentice!"
This knock, the nosebleed sprayed more, I knew that this thing wanted to think crookedly, I didn't know, I thought he was extremely sincere kowtow and hit his nose.
Meng Po obviously didn't think much about it, and when she saw that Du Ji had a nosebleed, she said with concern: "You better go and wash your nosebleed, don't be in a hurry to apprentice for a while." ”