Chapter 1 The authorities are long!【Ask for collections, ask for recommendation votes】

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In the northeast, Gulin, there is a small village in the northwest called Xiulin.

There is a cemetery on the east side of Xiulin Village, which was built by a businessman from Hong Kong, and there is a need for grave guards here......

Grave guarding has always been an unfortunate industry, and the salary is not high, so there are few people who are willing to do it.

Now the old man in charge of guarding the tomb is the old man in the village, and he has been guarding the tomb here since the beginning of the establishment of the cemetery.

But Lao Yutou is not from this village, when the cemetery was established, he was the first to apply to be a grave keeper, and this guard is decades. His son and daughter-in-law tried everything they could to get him out of the cemetery, but they couldn't get him away. In the end, it was a stiff and I hadn't seen him for a long time......

Only his grandson, who came to live for a while from time to time.

At this moment, a young man dragged his luggage and walked through the village, passing by and greeting acquaintances in the village.

"Uncle Li!"

"Hey, Xiaoyu is back? What's going on? College is fun, isn't it?"

"It's okay, ha......" Yu Huifei greeted all the way forward, although everyone was very enthusiastic, but the eyes of him were always weird, and he looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, and Yu Huifei was hairy when he saw it.

Walk all the way north along the commercial street in the village, cross a small stone arch bridge, and it is a courtyard house like a water town in the south of the Yangtze River with a large area of blue tiles and white walls!

The gate was as black as ink, but at this moment there was a little more red paint.

Yu Huifei frowned.

Moreover, there are two more stones at the door that Yu Huifei has never seen before...... Well...... Dog!

The eyes of these two dogs are also very peculiar, they are very wide, but their pupils are blank, just like a fool! Yu Huifei thinks how he sees it, how does he think that these two things are made according to huskies.

It's just that his grandfather has nothing to do with these two things? This thing probably not only doesn't ward off evil spirits, but also scolds, right?

There is a quaint sign hanging on the dark gate, and the point is that the sign has been pasted with newspaper, and the words on it are not visible at all.

I don't know why, looking at this gate, Yu Huifei felt unsteady, and always felt as if he was about to fall into a pit.

But think about it carefully, this is his grandfather's house, who will come to pit him?

With a strong push, he slowly pushed the door open.

Entering the door, Yu Huifei didn't speak yet, but he heard a clang, and the door behind him closed!

At the same time, Yu Huifei felt a chill behind him......

Yu Huifei turned his head suddenly, staring at the black door, which was made of iron and wood, very thick, and the shape was very simple...... But here's the problem, the wind can't blow the palm-thick solid wood iron gate! What's more, there is no wind just now.

The door has a simple frame, and there is no mechanical lever, revolving door frame or anything, so how does it close by itself?

Yu Huifei thought of this, and suddenly felt a creepy feeling.

Yu Huifei subconsciously shouted, giving himself courage: "Grandpa, are you there?"

At this moment, a hand was placed on Yu Huifei's shoulder: "Little brother, are you here?"

Yu Huifei was startled, and when he turned his head, he saw an old man with a mouthful of big yellow teeth looking at him shyly!

Then before Yu Huifei could speak, he said like a cannon: "I know you have a lot of questions, but no matter how many questions you ask, I won't answer you or anything." Don't say anything superfluous, this is your overalls, and you will be the grave keeper here from now on. ”

"What?" Yu Huifei screamed, how did he become a grave keeper?

It's a pity that the old man didn't pay attention to him at all, but reached into his sleeve, and then pulled it all the way down his arm, Yu Huifei grinned and said: "Don't dig it, it's enough to reach the chicken nest!"

The old man seemed to have caught something, and pulled it hard, and really let him pull out a set of robes, and then shake it......

Yu Huifei stepped back, and under the sun, he saw the flying ash in the sky!

He waved his hand subconsciously, and he seriously suspected that the old man might not have taken a shower in years...... As for the clothes, I guess I haven't washed them in many years, right?

The old man threw his clothes directly on him, Yu Huifei subconsciously waved his hand to block it, but it was empty, and when he lowered his head again, he was stunned to find that his own clothes were lying on the ground, including the red underwear of the natal year!

Look at his body again, the good guy is dirty, greasy, and hung with a layer of ash, and I don't know if it's black or red The broken robe is actually wearing on him!

Yu Huifei's brain was obviously insufficient, and he was a little unsure of what he had experienced.

The old man continued: "My name is Lu Pressure, not the Lu Pressure of Hallelujah, but the Lu Pressure in the God List. To put it bluntly, he is a god. But I'm old enough to retire, so I'm looking for you to be my successor. ”

What is this old man talking about?

The old man continued: "To put it simply, my original position in the human world was the director of the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau. Even those who are disobedient in the Three Realms, who have broken the rules and are not suitable for a thunderbolt to die, will be sent to me to accept labor reform and ideological re-education.

But my years of service have expired, so I have to find a new person to take over.

Originally, I chose your grandfather, but when I rushed over, I found that the grandsons in the underworld came faster than me, and they had already taken him away first.

I chased after someone and didn't come back.

But your grandfather recommended you to me, so I'll be waiting for you here.

I called you back......

Now if there is anything you don't understand, you can ask. ”

Yu Huifei looked at the old man in front of him with a confused expression, his mind was running rapidly, summarizing the information contained in what the old man said.

After all, Yu Huifei is a person with higher education, and he usually reads novels and various movies and TV series, so his receptivity is still very strong. It didn't take long for me to clear my thoughts......

Yu Huifei tried to ask, "Are you really land pressure?"

"First there is Hongjun and then there is the sky, Lu Zhuan Daojun is still ahead! Lu Jian raised his head and said.

Yu Huifei sighed and said, "How long has my grandfather been gone?"

"It's been three months...... For these three months, I have become your grandfather, and I am here waiting for you. Since you're here, let's hurry up, and after the handover, it's time for me to go. "Land pressure urges.

Yu Huifei wondered: "This is the tomb keeper's home, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the labor reform bureau you said, right?"

Lu Jian smiled: "You don't have to worry about this, you are the director of the Labor Reform Bureau, where you are, the Labor Reform Bureau is there." Besides, I've been living here for three months, so I've long since made it clear.

In short, this is the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau, you don't have to care about the name, you don't have to, whatever you want to call it.

I like to call this the ninth floor, although there is no ninth floor here, but I have opened the ninth floor for you through my authority, but you ...... Hehe, you'll understand the magic here.

If you don't like the name Ninth Floor, you can change it yourself.

But Heavenly Court, no matter what you call this place, they all call this place the Immortal Labor Reform Bureau.

What about you, it's the cell boss, the director, and the landlord here, anyway, you're the biggest boss here, what to call you, you can do whatever you want.

Your task is to take care of the prisoners assigned from heaven, so as not to disturb the world, just serve their sentences well, change their minds, and accept reform.

Rest assured, as a cell boss, they won't dare to mess with you. Because Heavenly Court needs you to report their performance every once in a while, if you don't perform well, the punishment will be aggravated, and you may even be pulled back with a thunderbolt.

and where the performance is good, the sentence may be appropriately commuted.

Also, as a cell boss, you are paid. ”

Hearing the previous words, Yu Hui was skeptical, but when he heard that there was a salary, his ears pricked up!

The old man said, "What about your salary, it's all the turnover of this shop......"

When Yu Huifei heard this, he was about to cry, and pointed here: "Big brother, this is where the grave keeper lives, and behind it is the cemetery, and the pieces of graveyards are piled up there. What do you think I can do here and make some turnover?"

The old man was also embarrassed, and coughed: "This ...... Well...... This one...... Figure it out for yourself. ”

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, this Nima is too irresponsible, right?

So, Yu Huifei shook his head decisively and said, "That, you must have found the wrong person, why don't I help you find a new one?"

Lu Jian smiled and said, "Yes, when you die, remember to recommend a good person for me." ”

Yu Huifei's head was suddenly full of black lines...... Is this the rhythm that can only be broken from when you die?

Lu Jian looked at Yu Huifei's expression, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, don't do this." Actually, I already calculated for you before you came, you and I are both from the same constellation, you do this, that's right!"

Yu Huifei suddenly sweated like rain on his head, and an old fairy talked to him about constellations?

Nima, when did the gods become so trendy?

If it weren't for the fact that this old man really played a few scary tricks, Yu Huifei really wanted to beat people!

But don't say that you may not be able to beat it, even if you can beat it, Yu Huifei estimates that with the cheapness of this old goods, Yu Huifei, who can be false, can't take care of himself in the second half of his life!

Lu Jian said: "Okay, everything that should be said has been said, and you have taken the clothes." Oh, by the way, the waist card hasn't been given to you yet. ”

After speaking, Lu Jian reached out and took it out of his sleeve for a while, but he didn't take out anything. He muttered, "Hey, isn't it in your sleeve......?" I remember, in my trouser pocket. It's so important after all......"

Then the old man reached into his trouser pocket, not a pocket, but a trouser pocket!

Yu Huifei really wants to scold his mother, is your torn trouser pocket safer than the magic power in your sleeve?

The old man fumbled between his legs for a long time, and just when Yu Huifei was worried that this thing would tear off the thing and give it to him, the old man finally took out a black, greasy token and handed it to Yu Huifei: "This is the token of your owner on the ninth floor and the director of the Immortal Labor Reform Bureau, put it away, don't lose it." ”

Yu Huifei is almost eighty percent sure, the old man in front of him is a crazy magician, he is teasing him here, there may be cameras around him, and he will be hung on major websites when he turns around, and he will be a fool.

So, Yu Huifei took a step back with a look of disgust.

"You've got all the signs, I'll leave it to you here!" Lu Jian said.

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