Chapter 9: Sure enough, being afraid of my wife is a traditional art (ask for collection, ask for recommendation!)
About half an hour later, the monkey woke up slowly.
"Damn! the old snake spirit pulls me !!" Monkey Da jumped up from the ground, and with one hand he picked up the previous big tree branch, his eyes were red, and he turned left and right three times, feeling like he was going to fight hard.
Xiao Bai watched the monkey turn left and right in the forest with a tree branch, and couldn't help but feel like a monkey, and quickly stopped the monkey.
"Okay, okay, Brother Monkey, they're gone. ”
The monkey turned his head violently: "Gone??"
"Well, let's go. Xiao Bai nodded.
As if he had discovered a new species, he jumped to Xiao Bai's side in three jumps and two jumps, looking left and right at Xiao Bai.
"The old snake spirit let you go??"
Xiao Bai nodded honestly.
"That's not right....." Monkey Da rubbed his chin with his monkey paw.
"Back then, my father told me that this snake spirit is murderous, and it has something to do with our monkey clan, and when it encounters it, it is basically dead, shouldn't it....." Monkey Da thought while scratching his brain.
"Eh, Brother Monkey, when did the old monkey fairy tell you about this??" Xiao Bai was curious.
"Just a hundred years ago, when I went out to play, I ran to the snake area, and when I came back, I was beaten by my father, and then my father told me. ”
Monkey replied honestly.
Xiao Bai slapped his head: Yes, it turns out that we didn't just scare disobedient children when we were young?
Looking at the sun again, the sun above his head has dropped to nearly halfway up the mountain.
"Okay, Brother Monkey, let's get some fruit, and then bring it to the old monkey fairy, and wake him up by the way, right?" Xiao Bai looked at the time, there was not much preparation time left, and it was time to wake up the old monkey fairy.
Monkey nodded, and the two began their journey back.
As soon as I arrived at the cave, I saw the old monkey fairy, still sleeping, and even snoring rhythmically.
Xiao Baile is happy, yo, this still brings more and more sleep??
He pouted at the monkey.
"Brother Monkey, you go and wake up the old monkey fairy, and I'll wash the fruit. With that, he walked out with a pile of fruit in his hand.
I didn't think about it, but just after walking a few steps, I heard a "bang!" sound.
Turning his head again, he saw that the monkey had been directly slapped into the wall by the old monkey fairy.
Not to mention, the posture is quite unsightly, and it is indeed quite difficult to smash it into a "wood" character.
Then, I heard the old monkey fairy muttering to himself.
"You monkey cub, you dare to disturb you when you sleep, you are really beaten less. Then the monkeypaw wiped a handful of his face, and then, grabbing his ass, he rolled over, and fell asleep again.....
Xiao Bai didn't dare to provoke the old monkey fairy, the monkey is big and strong, and if he shoots it on this wall, it may not be a big problem, and his little arms and legs may have to be reborn with a slap.
Carefully poked the side of it, the monkey that was photographed as "wood" did not react at all except for falling some stone chips.
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey!" Xiao Bai couldn't care so much, so he directly poked Monkey Da, and his face was closer, wanting to see if Monkey Da still had a snort.
"Poof!" As soon as Xiao Bai's face came up, the monkey opened his mouth, and a mouthful of dust spit out, making Xiao Bai's gray face.
"Damn, this slap from the old man, I slapped my breath. The monkey shook his wrist heavily, moved his limbs, and with a slight force, his butt jumped out of the wall.
Xiao Bai also hurried to the entrance of the cave, washed his face well on this mountain spring, and washed his sleeves easily.
But I have to say that if he hadn't gone out much, Xiao Bai's clothes would have become strips of cloth long ago!
Looking at the sleeve that was missing another piece, Xiao Bai sighed.
Alas, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid I'm really going to become a monkey.
By the way, the monkey race is not a savage race, male monkeys generally use leaves and rattan to make something like a shirt, while female monkeys are more detailed, and will also make a cover similar to a bust, when Xiao Bai first saw it, it was like watching those hula dancers in Hawaii.
The monkey is quite liberated, shaking his head and shaking that or something, he came out, and happened to take a comfortable shower with the mountain spring water, but he was not very particular about shaking his hair at the end, and shook Xiao Bai's body.
Xiao Bai didn't care too much about it, the top priority now was to wake up the old monkey fairy as soon as possible, but looking at this posture, it seemed to be a very serious problem.
"By the way, the old monkey fairy is in the clan, is there anything you are most afraid of?" Xiao Bai went around, and really couldn't think of any new way, so he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and looked at the monkey who was concentrating on catching lice on the side.
"Yes, my mother. The monkey glanced at Xiao Bai, as if asking: You still want to ask me such a simple question??
Xiao Bai: ??? I was despised by a monkey???
"The old monkey fairy is afraid of your mother's ???" The main reason is that there is no way to go now, Xiao Bai simply asks the bottom of it, if you can't wake up the old monkey fairy before sunset, tonight's fun will be great!!
"Yes, isn't it normal for my father to be afraid of my mother?? Monkey Da scratched his head, looking at Xiao Bai's eyes a little strange.
Xiao Bai suddenly remembered something that seemed to have been forgotten by himself: scientists have confirmed that social development is slowly evolving from a matrilineal society to a patrilineal society, so the old monkey fairy is afraid of his wife, and it is no longer normal!!
"Brother Monkey, hurry up and invite your mother over!!Otherwise, I'm really afraid that something is going to happen!!"
Xiao Bai's language gradually became eager.
The monkey looked at Xiao Bai's eager eyes, nodded, and flew out, grabbing a rattan.
About another hour later, two monkeys appeared in front of Xiao Bai.
The monkey Xiao Bai can be regarded as acquaintance, and the other female monkey, Xiao Bai is the first time to see it.
I have to say that the monkey is simple, and there is actually a little monkey babbling on the chest of this female monkey.
In a hurry, Xiao Bai couldn't control it so much, so he stepped forward and bowed to the ground to the ground.
"This monkey sister-in-law, when the moon rises tonight, the old monkey fairy will negotiate with the giant snake king, but the old monkey fairy has not woken up yet, and the matter is urgent, and the younger generation can only ask you for help. ”
The female monkey waved her hand generously, "It's okay, it's okay, I've heard the eldest and the second child talk about you, if you can really stop fighting each other with the snake clan, it's a great thing." ”
After saying that, he looked up and walked into the hole, and before he had taken a few steps, his nose began to shake!!
"The gods are !! big monkeys! your father is secretly drinking this ??? again."
Xiao Bai: ???? sneaky???
Didn't the old monkey fairy say last night that the whole clan was forbidden to drink???What's the matter with this sneaking??
The mother monkey gently removed the little monkey hanging on her chest and put it in Xiao Bai's hand.
"I'm sorry you can help me look at our little twenty first. Then, after turning around, he didn't seem to find anything, and ran out of the hole, and when he came back, he had an extra wooden stick with the thick mouth of a bowl!!
Well, that kind of big sea bowl, even if it's a bowl...
And the old monkey fairy, who didn't feel the danger slowly approaching, touched his stomach and turned over again.
After the female monkey walked in front of the old monkey fairy, she raised a wooden stick and hit the old monkey fairy with her head and face! !
"You old thing! Sneak up and drink this fairy again!!You're going to die, aren't you ????"
The pain caused by the wooden stick instantly woke up the old monkey fairy from his dream, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was his wife who had been with him for hundreds of years, and his fist that had just been clenched was instantly loosened, and he jumped up and began to run all over the cave.
The female monkey was unrelenting, and even, while fighting, tears broke out in her eyes: "How did the monkey next door die? Isn't it just drunk alive! Do you want this home? Do you still want this home!!"
The stick hit faster and faster, and the more urgent it became, and the old monkey fairy also jumped faster and faster, more and more urgent!
Xiao Bai, who was watching from the side, almost didn't stare out of his eyes! The majestic old monkey fairy yesterday was actually beaten by his wife???
Could it be that being afraid of his wife is really a traditional art? ?