013, the word fishing and being blocked
Su Shenxiu then said in embarrassment: "Miss suffered this misfortune, it's really pitiful, I said that I should personally send you to Junzhou City to find Lord Fujun to report to the official, but there is really an urgent matter in the next place, and you can't return to the city immediately, so let's go to the front town, find a doctor to give you a little treatment, and I will let one or two people take you back to Junzhou City, so you can see it?"
Luo Jiaojiao blushed and said, "Everything is arranged by the son." ”
Su Shenxiu nodded and arranged it on his big car, while he himself got out of the car and walked with the garlic.
Su Shenxiu's eyes gestured to the garlic, stretched out a finger and pointed at Wuliang Mountain, and then hooked it.
This is the unique tacit understanding between Su Shenxiu and garlic.
Because the two are the same age, they often play together, which means asking for support.
It's obvious to point to Wuliang Mountain, go and send someone to Wuliang Mountain to find someone to support.
Garlic nodded, although he didn't know why Su Shenxiu let him go to Wuliang Mountain to move the rescue troops, but he carried out Su Shenxiu's instructions unconditionally.
Su Shenxiu saw that Garlic understood what he meant, so he walked back to the taxi to attract Luo Jiaojiao's attention and facilitate Garlic to send someone out.
Many of these people who came out with garlic were old pickers, and they were very clear about the surrounding routes, so they didn't have to worry about not finding Wuliang Mountain.
There is also an old He here, he followed Su Shenxiu last time he sent Su Shenxiu to Wuliang Mountain, so it was very stable to send him.
said that it was Lao He, but in fact he was not old, at the age of about forty, he was a martial artist, and the cultivation of the external force realm was very fast.
Su Shenxiu talked to Na Luo Jiaojiao here, and Garlic waited for an opportunity to find Lao He.
conveyed Su Shenxiu's instructions to Lao He.
This Lao He is a steady person, just now he also saw that this Luo Jiaojiao was wrong, and at this time, after receiving Su Shenxiu's order, he knew even more in his heart.
Therefore, when Su Shenxiu and Luo Jiaojiao could talk to each other, he quietly broke away from the team, flashed into the woods on the side, and waited until the convoy was far away, he jumped out of the forest, and then bypassed the convoy and ran towards Wuliang Mountain.
At this time, it was only more than twenty miles away from Wuliang Mountain, and it didn't take much effort for Lao He to arrive.
Su Shenxiu was chatting with Luo Jiaojiao here.
In the case of a threat to his life, Su Shenxiu gave full play to the skills of an old driver in his previous life, and he didn't want to flirt with this Luo Jiaojiao, he was very itchy, and he couldn't wait to do Su Shenxiu immediately.
At this time, Su Shenxiu was already tired of following Luo Jiaojiao's sister and brother.
Su Shenxiu asked Luo Jiaojiao: "Sister Jiaojiao, let me guess a riddle for you, how about relieving the pain?"
Luo Jiaojiao smiled and said: "Brother Xiu, don't be too difficult, my sister is very stupid, I'm afraid I can't guess if it's too difficult." ”
Su Shenxiu waved his hand: "Definitely not, it's absolutely simple." ”
Luo Jiaojiao: "Then you can come out, sister try to guess." ”
Su Shenxiu said with a straight face: "Sister, please listen to the question." I'm on top, you're down, when I move, you hurt, you get out of the water, I'm happy. What is this?"
Luo Jiaojiao thought for a while, her eyes lit up, and then her face turned red like a dyed cloth.
looked at Su Shenxiu, who had a straight face: "Brother Xiu, I originally thought you were a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a bad embryo, and you actually made such a riddle." ”
Su Shenxiu looked confused???
"Sister, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand, my riddle is very serious, how can it be?"
Luo Jiaojiao glanced at Su Shenxiu: "Is this still serious?" Then my sister said the answer to this question, if it is wrong, my sister apologizes to you, if it is right, then you have to promise my sister a condition, what do you think?"
Su Shenxiu pretended to think about it: "Just follow my sister, and ask my sister to tell me the answer." ”
Luo Jiaojiao approached Su Shenxiu with a blushing face and said two words in his ear.
When Su Shenxiu heard this, she suddenly looked at Luo Jiaojiao with a frightened look.
"Why did my sister think of this kind of answer, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person, sister. ”
Luo Jiaojiao said angrily: "Don't beat me up, do you say that I am wrong?"
Su Shenxiu said: "My answer is fishing." ”
Luo Jiaojiao was stunned.
Fishing?
It's actually fishing!!
Su Shenxiu looked at Luo Jiaojiao's stunned expression, smiled secretly in her heart, but said very seriously on her face: "Sister, look, the fish is in the water, I am on the shore, isn't this me on top, are you down? ”
Luo Jiaojiao's chest was blocked.
I have a lot of experience in life.
Although the old lady is a disciple of the Yinnu Sect, she is not a prostitute who can be used as much as she can, and she has rich experience in life.
Luo Jiaojiao can see that this kid seems to be a serious character on the surface, but in fact he is definitely a bad embryo.
However, no matter how cunning you kid is, you have to drink the old lady's footwashing water.
When you arrive at the inn restaurant in the town in front of you, the old lady will definitely find an opportunity to suck your kid dry and let you know what life experience is.
However, now, the old lady will play with you again.
Luo Jiaojiao pretended to be embarrassed and said: "It's my sister who wants to be crooked, I blame you, and I ask my brother not to be angry, it's better for you to come up with another one, this time my sister will definitely not think crooked." ”
Su Shenxiu sneered in his heart, with a slut like you, you won't want to be crooked.
However, this is also exactly what the master meant, if you can drag it out for a while, the master wishes you could play a guessing puzzle with the master for a few hours.
By then, the master should have arrived a long time ago, and he would cut you down with a sword.
So Su Shenxiu pretended to think about it again and said: "Sister, please listen to the question, lift the hot quilt, touch the legs, break the two legs, and put them on the eyes." What is this?"
Luo Jiaojiao was also aroused by Su Shenxiu at this time.
Grandma's, if a disciple of the old lady's sect is asked by you, a little brat, about this kind of thing, and it spreads, where will the old lady's face go.
As a result, Luo Jiaojiao's mind began to spin wildly.
But riddles are a test of wit and wit.
It's not something that can be guessed by logic and hard thinking.
Especially the jokes told by an old driver like Su Shenxiu in his previous life, it is naturally more difficult to guess.
Therefore, no matter what Luo Jiaojiao thinks, she always thinks of something that is inappropriate for children, but according to the experience of the previous question, this answer is definitely wrong.
Finally, after a long time, Luo Jiaojiao still had to give up.
"Okay, my sister admits defeat, what do you say the answer is?"