Chapter 27: Lao Tzu is the Jade Emperor [Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes]
Yu Huifei leaned over to the side of the black impermanence: "You don't help?"
Hei Wuchang said lightly: "It's enough for the judge to beat him himself, and I'll do it again, I'm afraid of killing him." ”
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, and said in his heart: Is this really a good brother? MMP!
Later, Yu Huifei also understood that although Cui Jue was not light, he was very serious, and he didn't really want to stab Bai Wuchang, but it was like a joke.
At this time, the bull head leaned over and said, "Don't worry, this is our unique way of greeting the underworld." It's good to get used to it......"
Yu Huifei said: "In the future, try not to greet me." ”
Bull Head: "......"
After the commotion, Cui Jue was also tired and sat down with Bai Wuchang.
Everyone sat down one after another, and the five people in the underworld knew each other, so naturally there was no need to introduce them.
As for Yu Huifei, before coming, Cui Jue had also heard Yu Huifei's name, so he also knew him.
Yu Huifei asked curiously: "Judge Cui, I heard that you have the book of life and death and the judge's pen, do you know anyone's longevity?"
When Cui Jue heard this, he raised his head slightly, and said proudly: "I know a few points." ”
Yu Huifei knows, this product should know everything, otherwise he wouldn't say that. Then he leaned up and flattered: "Then tell me, how many years do I have to live? I can live to be one hundred and twenty years old...... Hey, I don't have to live that long. Just live to be seventy years old......"
When Judge Cui heard this, he laughed and said, "Xiaoyu, now that you have entered the immortal register, you have long been removed from the book of life and death." You are now in an immortal state, and as long as you are not killed, you can live forever. ”
Yu Huifei heard it and exclaimed, "I'm immortal?"
This voice is very loud, and he regrets it after shouting.
Sure enough, someone outside shouted: "Brother, what kind of food? How much do you drink?
Then someone laughed and said: "Give me a bottle of Erguotou, I am the Jade Emperor, Aiqing will open the way!"
"Get out!"
......
Yu Huifei wiped his nose in embarrassment and said, "Everyone, modern people, don't care about that. ”
Cui Jue said with a smile: "We are working in the Netherworld, and no one has ever seen it." Not surprising!"
Yu Huifei also breathed a sigh of relief, and then wrote down two names and said, "Look at it, this is my parents, how is their longevity?"
Cui Jue glanced at it, then shook his head and said, "Xiaoyu, you are also an immortal now, you should understand that there are rules in all walks of life." Our rule is that the heavenly machine cannot be revealed. It's not a secret that you're an immortal, an immortal, so I can say that.
But if you ask ordinary people, that's heaven. ”
Yu Hui was speechless for a while.
In his life, he didn't have any big worries, the only concern was his parents who were far away in the countryside.
Care about the body of the second elder, as well as Yang Shou.
At this time, Cui Jue smiled and said, "Xiaoyu, have you ever thought about what is the purpose of you asking Yangshou?"
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment, thought about it and said, "I'm worried about the second elder's body." ”
Cui Jue continued to ask: "If there is not much left of the second elder Yangshou, what should you do?"
Yu Huifei said: "Then naturally I went back to accompany them." ”
Cui Jue laughed when he heard this, knocked Yu Huifei's head and said, "Since you want to fulfill your filial piety, why do you have to wait for them to go back when their longevity is short? Can't you take advantage of them to accompany them when they have a lot of time?"
Hearing this, Yu Huifei was stunned.
Then Yu Huifei got up and bowed to Cui Jue and said, "Thank you Mr. for your advice, Mr. is right, it's time for me to go back and accompany them." ”
Cui Jue nodded and said, "Life is short, just a hundred years.
Even if you spend time with each other every day, when you leave, you feel that the time you spend with you is too short.
Many people just can't figure it out, they usually don't accompany them, and people go to cry when they leave, so what's the point?"
Yu Huifei nodded......
Ma Mian on the side said: "Xiaoyu, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave, right? I'm afraid I don't have much time off work, right?"
Yu Huifei immediately ran up to the third floor, found the broken book and flipped through it, and then his face turned black.
Because it is written in the book, the red robe, the holiday is one day a year.
In other words, his current authority level can only leave the ninth floor for one day a year!
After a long time, there will be a foul, and then there will be a heavenly punishment to come.
Yu Huifei continued to look at it, muttering in his mouth: "I can't go, then take the second elder." ”
The result reads: "Red robes, only outsiders are allowed to stay for a maximum of three days!"
Yu Huifei looked at it, and suddenly became so angry that he wanted to lift the table, this is not good, that is not good, and it is a fart!
Yu Huifei walked over, patted Yu Huifei and said, "Rules are dead, people are alive." Your current dilemma is very simple, just work hard to increase your authority. ”
Yu Huifei continued to look through the book in his hand, and later mentioned the issue of permission escalation.
The simplest is merit plus merit.
The merit is to manage the ninth floor well and don't make a fuss. Then transform a ghost and god, and you can get a little merit.
If nothing happens throughout the month, you can also get an additional 1 merit point.
If you have accumulated 100 merits or 3,000 merits, you can upgrade your permissions.
Merit is to do good deeds, and good deeds can get corresponding merits, and the specific amount of merit varies from thing to thing.
At the same time, there is also an important item marked in red letters at the back: "Note that you represent the ninth floor, which represents the majesty of the Heavenly Court, and you must not do anything to damage the majesty of the Heavenly Court." If it is detrimental to the image of the Heavenly Court, merit or merit will be deducted, and if it is all negative, it will be sent to the Heavenly Prison!"
Yu Huifei looked at it and was suddenly startled, this is still risky!
Suddenly, Yu Huifei had the idea of picking a son again, but it immediately became the idea of scolding Lu Quan, and then he scolded.
After scolding the eighteenth generation of Lu Pressure Ancestor for ten minutes in one breath, Yu Huifei sat there dejectedly and said, "I can't live this day." ”
When Cui Jue heard this, he smiled slightly and said: "Days, it's like rape, you can't resist, why don't you enjoy it?"
Yu Huifei glanced at Yu Huifei and said, "Sir, can we be more gentle when we make analogies? You are also a literati." ”
Hearing this, Bai Wuchang quickly rolled up his tongue and stuffed it into his mouth, and snorted: "He's a literati?
Cui Jue said proudly: "Why haven't you seen it?
During the Han Dynasty, I could be equipped with a sword, and if I didn't understand the reason with you, I drew my sword and fought, and if you died, I reasoned with your corpse. ”
Hearing this, Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that the literati of the Han Dynasty are indeed fierce.
That is definitely the master of the world that can rule the world and the martial arts can open the country, and he is a fierce force.
Thinking that the literati of the Han Dynasty could still waste their lives, Yu Huifei felt a pride in his heart, and said: "I don't believe it, my Yu Huifei will be framed to death by such a few rules!"
Seeing that Yu Hui was not like this, everyone also laughed.
Niu Tou said: "Xiaoyu, do you still have wine?" Why don't we have two glasses?"