After Dijun finished tasting the soup, he said, "Speaking of business, do you want to go out and have a look?"

"Aren't you kidding us? When have you seen me and Meng Po leave the Nai He Bridge, we have both been rooted here for I don't know how many years. Jinzhu complained.

"Well, it's pathetic. But now it's different, I have a way to take you out!" Dijun reluctantly put down the bowl. The big eyes that flickered at Shang Jinzhu and Meng Po, full of doubt and expectation. "When did I lie to you. ”

"I can't believe that. Do you lie to us less?" Jinzhu was instantly deflated.

"When?" Dijun couldn't remember when he had deceived the two.

"For example, I don't know who brought a mandarin duck chicken before, let's see. To put it mildly, the body of a duck and the feet of a chicken are a new species created by humans. As a result, I don't know which bored guy cut the duck's flippers, so it looked like a duck and a chicken. Jinzhu was worried about this matter. That day, he studied for a long time and didn't find out why, in the spirit of exploration, he also begged the landlord to lend him the mandarin duck chicken to play for a few days.

"It was a mistake. I didn't know that No. 1 black and white impermanence was so stupid, he talked nonsense when he captured the liar's soul, and finally believed what the man said, so that he also went around Benjun. "The landlord has put the blame on others.

"No. 1 Black and White Impermanence must be very tiring at this moment. Their wise and martial rulers made a cauldron for them. Jin Zhu didn't believe Dijun's nonsense, obviously he already knew the truth at that time, and he deliberately used it to deceive them.

"Okay, then don't believe it, Benjun will take Meng Po out alone. "The Earth Monarch has made a killer move.

"Alas, alas, don't mind, although Lord Dijun's IQ is occasionally not online, so that he is deceived by black and white impermanence, he is still extremely smart most of the time. Jinzhu slapped the sycophants on the back.

Dijun lifted his hair crown and looked at Jinzhu suspiciously. "Are you sure you're not expecting me to be bald?"

"It's over, it's over. Jin Zhu said in his heart, "The owner of this underworld is hopeless, and he is going farther and farther on the road of comics." But for Dijun's words, Jinzhu is extremely looking forward to it. "Uncle, I can finally go out and have a look!"

"Okay, in three days, Benjun will take you out. "The Earth Monarch sat on his Tianlu and disappeared in place.

Ever since she knew that she could get out of this bridge, Jinzhu felt that time had suddenly begun to slow down. These three days have been nothing short of tormenting.

Early in the morning, Jinzhu sat on a small bench and waited. "Meng Po, why did you say that the Dijun hasn't come yet?

"Don't think that everyone is like you, with no hair on your mouth and no way to do things. Meng Po retorted.

Jinzhu touched his chin, a little worried in his heart, after all, Dijun's chin was brighter than his. "Well, I'll believe him this time. When I finish knocking the melon seeds on this plate, if he doesn't come, I'll ......."

"What about you?" Dijun's voice sounded behind him.

"I'll knock it again." Jinzhu changed his words, and by the way, he sighed at his wit.

"Can you be a little more intimidating? There is no discipline at all!" Meng Po scoffed.

"Jiecao can't take me out, why are you here?" Jinzhu wanted to reach out and touch Tianlu's head, but the thing quickly shrank its head. Not at all in harmony with its formidable appearance, Jinzhu almost suspected that it was a turtle.

Tianlu wailed twice. "Don't scare him. Dijun hurriedly spoke.

"I didn't want to scare him, I just wanted to touch his head, give him some melon seeds, and bribe. Let him make a noise the next time he comes, I'll know. Jinzhu was confused.

"He's scared of you, and don't give him messy stuff, he'll be uncomfortable. Dijun actually didn't understand why his mount looked terrified every time he saw Jinzhu.

"What? Did I hear me wrong, the dignified mount would be afraid of me. Jinzhu nodded seriously, very puzzled. In his cognition, he hadn't seen Tianlu a few times, and Dijun only brought him over occasionally, so why would he be afraid of himself?

"Lord Dijun, how can you take us out of this bridge, I am so curious and excited. Jinzhu was about to ask the reason, but Meng Po interrupted him. Whatever, I'll ask later, it's the right thing to do when I go out to wave today.

"Take out that picture of your goddess. Dijun said.

"At this time, what are you trying to do, haven't you admired it before? When you look at the beautiful women for a while, it is estimated that you will not be able to pull your legs today, and you don't want to go out. Meng Po muttered as she took it.

"What kind of nonsense are you thinking, I just want to take you out with the goddess picture. ”

Hearing this, Meng Po presented the painting doggedly. "What else does this painting do?"

"You know, when every demon transforms into a human for the first time, it will shed a scab. Dijun asked.

"I've heard that it is said that because of the difference in the body, the scab can also be transformed into something different. For example, the white snake under the Leifeng Pagoda is not just a garment transformed by a demon scab! But the scab sounds like dirt on its body. Jinzhu said.

"Different demons, their demon scabs can transform different things. This painting paper is a demon scab, so it is not afraid of knives and axes, and is not afraid of flooding and fire. No matter how time passes, it is still intact, and the paintings on it are as bright and dazzling as they were back then. Dijun explained.

"This paper turned out to be a demon scab. Looking at it so snow-white, I think the body should be a sophisticated demon. Jinzhu suddenly realized.

"Well, he's a big goblin, but he's not a good bird. ”

"It's not good to talk about others behind your back!" Jinzhu always felt that Dijun's tone of voice was a little weird.

"There's nothing wrong with that, that's how he used to describe himself. The Dijun replied.

"I'm afraid I'm not stupid, so I will scold myself. ”

Dijun didn't want to continue the topic with Jinzhu. "I can seal you in this painting and take you out. ”

"What, you're going to seal us inside this painting? Isn't that the equivalent of us rolling in someone else's dirt?" Meng Po exclaimed.

"How many times have I told you, if you see through it or not, can you still go out to surf happily like this?" Jinzhu shook his head, this Meng Po couldn't pretend to be nothing. Why don't you just roll around in the mud and make a fuss.

"I've seen you carry it for so long, isn't it? and it's a scab, not dirt. Dijun said.

"I just hadn't heard of this thing working like this, so I was surprised. Lord Dijun is really well-informed, and we are not comparable to these small people. "Meng Po's sycophancy is up again.

"Not every demon scab can have this effect, and there are certain limitations to how it can be used. Also, are you two going?" urged the Dijun.

"Go, go, of course. Meng Po and Jinzhu had a rare heart, and answered in unison.

Dijun pinched a trick, and the two of them drilled into the painting like a small cluster of phosphorus fire. In order to broaden his vision, the Dijun held the painting in his hand, stepped on his mount and set off

"As soon as I got out of the bridge, I smelled freedom, and my whole body was comfortable. Jinzhu couldn't help but sigh.

"Are you sure it's freedom, not dirt?" said the Earth Lord.

"It's a disappointment, which pot is not opened. Jinzhu complained quietly.

"Seriously, where are you going now?" Dijun asked the two of them for their opinions.

"If I say that I want to go around every corner of heaven and earth, is it a bit greedy? Jinzhu said.

"Do you still need to pee a little bit in every place and make a mark?" asked Dijun next.

"Why pee?" Jinzhu didn't understand what Dijun meant, but vaguely felt that it was not a good word.

"Haven't you seen a dog, pee wherever you go!" Dijun's voice revealed pleasure.

"I ...... If I hadn't been in a hurry to go out, I really wanted to spread your remarks all over the underworld, so that everyone could see your face. Jinzhu, who knew that he had been fooled again, resisted the urge to hit someone.

"I've seen it all, and I unanimously think it's handsome, the most perfect face underground!" Dijun blew his own face.

"Forget it, I don't want to talk to you, you have no image at all in my mind. I don't bother to choose a place, just listen to Meng Po and see where she goes. ”

"Hey, hey, I'm a little different from you today. Seeing Jinzhu so humble, Meng Po couldn't help but sigh.

"The main thing is that you are old and have not been out of the Nai He Bridge yet, which is really pitiful. "Jinzhu dead duck has a hard mouth.

"You kid is hateful, you know that as Meng Po, you can't leave the Nai He Bridge, and you choke me with words, looking for a beating!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a few Meng Po on the road ahead greeting Dijun. "Dijun, are you going out? Seeing you riding Tianlu, I guess I'm in a hurry. Lord Dijun, please first. A few Meng Po made way for the Dijun.

"Alas, I said, why can these Meng women move around at will?" In fact, after asking Jinzhu, he regretted it, didn't this reveal the old woman's scars? Although he always bullied him on weekdays, he still felt sorry for her in the end!

Meng Po was silent.

"Don't be sad, you're far better than you think, it's not because of some big sin that you're bound to the bridge and can't get out, believe me. The earth lord comforted.

"Sad, how could it be. I'm just thinking about three women in one play, what will happen if the dozen or so are together?" Although Meng Po tried her best to make her tone normal, she still revealed a trace of sadness.

"Hahaha, didn't you read those words written in the book? If you want to know the big and small things of a village, don't bother. When the head of the village asked a woman, it was even clear whether the hens of the old Li family at the end of the village had laid eggs yesterday. Jinzhu said nonsense casually.

Po Meng laughed. The old lady's emotions came and went quickly.

At this moment, Tianlu suddenly became manic, screaming, and the entire underworld was his roar, which was deafening.

"Go. The earth monarch gave an order, and Tianlu carried the earth monarch and ran wildly.