Chapter 3: The Rise of the Wind and Clouds, the Quest for Immortals Section 254: The Difference Between God and Earth
"Cheng Jie, are you feeling better?" Yuan Zixin asked softly, in fact, he had also tried to pull out the delusional sword here, but unfortunately he failed... Therefore, the pain when he drew his sword was "deeply understood" by Zixin! However, the reason why he did not draw his sword was only because he was not the owner of the sword...
"Master, I'm much better!" Li Chengjie showed that obvious sense of weakness when he spoke! The frost flowers on his lips had not yet dissipated!
However, Yuan Zixin looked at the strength in Li Chengjie's eyes, and he didn't worry too much, because these pains are all things that Li Chengjie should experience, no one can help him share it, and no one can bear it for him!
"Okay, then you go and see Ao, he has helped you a lot this time!" Yuan Zixin let go of Li Chengjie, bent down and picked up the delusional sword on the ground and said to Li Chengjie!
Li Chengjie listened to the master's words, and also turned his head to look at Ao, which is strange, but he didn't expect the gods to "sweat", but there was a little bit of time in the beads of sweat, so that Li Chengjie looked at it, and was attracted by the beads of sweat on Ao's forehead!
"Hey, Li Chengjie, what are you looking at, don't come here to help this pervert! You see I'm tired!" Perverted Ao looked at Li Chengjie's expression, he smiled and scolded! Then he waved the "beads of sweat" off his forehead very casually! If not, Li Chengjie is afraid that his entire soul will be lost in "time"!
Ao, who is a god and the master of time, how could he "sweat", the "sweat beads" oozing out of his forehead now are actually the mysteries of time that he used a lot of time, and his sweat beads are just the coercion of those endless years, and the many mysteries on Ao's body are just a little "essence of time"...
This is actually Ao's "injury", all of this is due to the new in his eyes, he is very pleased, not only his apprentice has won the friendship of the time god, but also Ao's life may become colorful because of this, and it can also give Ao a motivation or goal to live...
After all, I don't want to be new, if I really become an immortal one day, the first person to wield a sword to kill is Ao... Ao wants to taste death, and Yuan Zixin promises him that he will kill him one day. However, if he can find a reason for Ao to live, Yuan Zixin is more willing to find such a reason for him after he ascends to the immortal!
"O, O, O!" Li Chengjie agreed repeatedly, the feeling of being "dementored" just now really scared Li Chengjie, who was already weak, into a cold sweat!
"What, Ao, Ao, Ao! Was this pervert handsome just now?" asked Perverted O, squeezing his eyebrows!
"Handsome, quite handsome, it's just cool! Hang the sky!" Li Chengjie looked at the perverted Ao's appearance, he also said with a smile, he knew that Ao was acting like this now just because he didn't want him to worry, and Li Chengjie also understood what Ao meant!
"Perverted Ao! I found out that you are still really perverted! How much time has passed through this! I won't be able to go back for a while..."Li Chengjie first quipped, and then pretended to be very worried, and looked up and asked!
Because Li Chengjie has now discovered that the moment he pulled out the sword, he himself was no longer illusory, but his real body ** appeared, I don't know what time it was, Master Ou Yezi's "sword-casting" room! Li Chengjie couldn't imagine what kind of power this was!
Li Chengjie just wanted to say, "Are you still human?" and then he realized, "Oh! He's not a human in the first place! He's just a pervert... It's just perverted..."
"Brother, you put your mind at ease, this pervert can pull you over from those years, and naturally it can kick you back!" This time the spell was cast, as if their "two brothers" had also lived and died together, Ao also let go a lot, he put one hand directly on Li Chengjie's shoulder, and took Li Chengjie over and said!
And when, Ao said, "I can still kick you back", the perverted Ao patted Li Chengjie's ass very pervertedly, as if to hint to Li Chengjie, when the time comes, he will "kick" from here!
Li Chengjie was first taken by the perverted Ao, and he still had some good feelings, but it was the last action of the perverted Ao who slapped Li Chengjie's buttocks, which directly made Li Chengjie tremble, and he hurriedly dodged in a panic and flashed out from under the arm of the perverted Ao.
"What, why are you flashing so fast, is it possible that the pervert has not taken a bath for a long time and has been infected with fox odor?!" Perverted Ao was a little displeased by Li Chengjie's move, after all, this is the first time he has shouldered with someone, but he didn't expect it to be this result! Perverted Ao also raised his arm, sniffed his armpits carefully, and after making sure that there was no smell, he was full of responsibility
He needs a reasonable explanation now!
Li Chengjie looked at the expression of the god lord Ao, and he also noticed that it seemed that he had inadvertently hurt Ao's simple and powerful "glass heart", he quickly pretended to bow down flatteringly, and said with a flattering gesture: "Heh! How can it be, perverted Ao, I know that you are very perverted, but I feel that my identity is not worthy of being side by side with you!" Li Chengjie said happily! The tone was full of jokes, and he also deliberately wanted to relieve the embarrassment!
"Eh! it's okay, it's okay, you're a perverted friend, you have this qualification! You're worthy!" Ao has indeed lived for endless years, but his heart is still pure and childish, he looked at Li Chengjie's expression and movements, and his words, he only felt that Li Chengjie seemed to have really played a joke with him, and he also "climbed downhill" and raised his arm high and said, "Brother, come, you and I are side by side, so we are true brothers!"
Ao did this, in fact, it is also kind, after all, his identity is there, he is a god and the master of time, being able to stand side by side with him is naturally the "biggest lift" to Li Chengjie, and it is also a big creation!
Li Chengjie looked at the action of the perverted Ao, his hand shook involuntarily, but he looked at the perverted Ao with kind eyes! Li Chengjie couldn't bear to refuse, he honestly got into Ao's arms, took the initiative to press his arm on his shoulder, and he also put this Ao's hand, which was very deliberate to show the "brotherhood" between them!
Actually, there is still a friendship between Li Chengjie and Ao, but the perverted Ao just slapped his ass and associated his "perverted" name, which made Li Chengjie feel that "once he was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of the well rope"...
"By the way, perverted Ao, you just said that you haven't taken a bath for a long time, so when was the last time you took a bath?" Li Chengjie said interruptedly, he really wanted to talk about something and divert his attention, otherwise he was a little sad to always think about this "pervert"...
"Well, when was the last time I took a bath, this pervert can't remember clearly..."Ao didn't hear the deep meaning of Li Chengjie's words, he said truthfully!
"Huh!" Li Chengjie shook his shoulders in disgust, and then said in a snarling voice, "Pervert, this habit is not very good, even if you are a pervert, even if you are a god, you should pay attention to your personal hygiene!"
Do you think that this pervert will take a bath as easily as you mortals? Do you think that the bath that this pervert is talking about is as simple as soaking in a bucket of water and sprinkling some flower petals, or swimming around in the river spring?"
Li Chengjie seemed to be able to hear the heart of the perverted Ao, and with the eyes of the perverted Ao's now, Li Chengjie only felt that his whole body trembled again...
"I want to hear it in detail..."Li Chengjie said helplessly!
"Brother, listen well, only the deepest part of the spring pool water can wash away some of the dirt and filth on the body that has been precipitated by the years, and that is the real "bath"! Like you mortals washing with clean water, it can be regarded as "washing down the dust" at most, and it will not play a role in washing the deep layers of the body at all!"
"Tianquan Pool Water?" Li Chengjie exclaimed!
"That's right, Tianquan Pond Water!" the perverted Ao smiled and affirmed! He didn't realize it at all, in fact, Li Chengjie didn't know what Tianquan Pond Water was... I don't understand the preciousness of Tianquan Pond water!
"The deepest water spirit?" Li Chengjie looked at the pervert with the same eyes as a "pervert"! He really didn't know what this pervert was talking about!
"That's right! It's exciting to think about, isn't it!!" Perverted Ao really didn't expect Li Chengjie to be so "lonely and unheard". It's just that every time he thinks of the feeling that "the deepest part of the Tianquan Pond water flows through his body, perverted Ao, it's really perverted, it's really too comfortable... After all..."
"After all, the water of the Tianquan Pond is already thin, and the deepest water spirit is even more slow to conceive, but there is no pattern to be found! It seems that there are no rules at all, and the pregnancy is very arbitrary! Sometimes ten drops can be conceived in a year, and sometimes, not a drop can be conceived in ten years..."
"Your bath water, calculated by drops?!!" Li Chengjie seems to have heard another one"
What's the big deal", he opened his mouth wide and said with a dull expression!
"Of course, that's a water spirit! It's still the deepest water spirit of Tianquan Pond, do you understand it!"
"I don't understand, I don't understand... It's a perverted life, and I really can't understand it as a mortal......" Li Chengjie can't even walk, he really can't imagine what kind of god this "pervert" around him is!
"Listen to the meaning of the perverted Ao, that day, the spring pool water, sometimes can give birth to ten drops of water in a year, and sometimes it can't give birth to a drop of water in ten years..."Li Chengjie thought, the amount of water used in the bath...
"If you catch up with the good times and give birth to ten drops of water in a row, then when you accumulate a bucket of bath water, I'm afraid it will take thousands of years... It won't take 10,000 years..."
"And if you catch up with the situation that you can't give birth to a drop of water in ten years... WOC! has really not been bathed for centuries... Isn't this a joke a bit excessive..."
Perverted Ao, once again broke Li Chengjie's cognition, in the calculation of Li Chengjie's "genius", if Perverted Ao really remembers when the last time he took a bath, then Tameow's is "the world's strange news"...
"Eh, good brother, you don't need to be so lost!" Perverted Ao looked at Li Chengjie's eyes full of distraction, and only thought that it was "The life span of mortals is too short, Li Chengjie feels that he will not be able to be washed by the deepest water of the spring pool that day for the rest of his life, so he will become so "listless" now, as if he has lost his soul..."
"Ahh His gaze was still dull, and Li Chengjie hadn't reacted yet! Although there was no peculiar smell on Ao's body, after Li Chengjie knew that the people around him hadn't taken a bath for so long, he inexplicably felt that his heart was a little "blocked"...
"Good brother, you don't have to be like this! Ben Pervert promises you that before you die, he will definitely let you try the feeling of being soaked in the water of Tianquan Pool! If that is almost you, Ben Pervert promises you that you will jump up yourself, and then jump out of the soil again, and live for decades!"
It was the god Ao who realized that "the inevitable birth, old age, sickness, and death of their mortals, Ao felt sorry for them, and at the same time felt sorry for himself! Actually, Ao didn't really want to die, he just felt that he didn't have any interest in living at all... Not at all, prickly, agitated、、、"
"Ah, okay! That mortal, thank you to the gods!" Li Chengjie also reacted at this time, he looked at the perverted Ao, but he felt very speechless, but Li Chengjie was reluctant to tell Ao the "truth"...
Perhaps, this is the "difference between gods and mortals!" This is something that they can't understand each other!
"Brother, you're polite! Last time, your master also said that if he had the opportunity, let him feel the feeling of washing his body in the spring pool water that day, I thought it would be better for me to lower my requirements this time, as long as it was the water in the spring pool that day, I would collect it, so that after thirty years, you and I still have your master, and the three of us can bathe together!
Li Chengjie was also defeated again...
He looked at the pervert Ao with disdain, and said softly, "Get out!"
Perverted Ao was also stunned there on the spot...
He touched Li Chengjie's forehead with one hand and said worriedly, "Brother, what, are you stupid with joy? Why did you start talking nonsense!"
"You pervert, get out of here!" Li Chengjie was really tickled by the root of his teeth made by the pervert, he gritted his teeth and said word by word!
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Yuan Zixin actually heard the conversation between Ao and Li Chengjie, and he wanted to interject to explain, but he never waited for the right opportunity. But he waited and waited, but he didn't expect that perverted Ao to pull him in, and what kind of "three-person bath"...
I can't listen to it at all, it's really that picture, it's too weird...
"Eh, okay, okay! You two don't want it, hurry up, there is still something to do!" Yuan Zixin mentioned the delusional sword, and with a flick of his wrist, a sword flower appeared in the air, attracting the eyes of Li Chengjie and Ao, and said in a deep voice!