Chapter 6: Monkey Wine (Collect!Recommend!)

I have to say that the Giant Snake King is more patient than Xiao Bai thought.

Maybe it's because the body is a snake??good at waiting??

Xiao Bai waited until the evening of the fifth day before the little snake came to convey the meaning of the giant snake king and asked the old monkey fairy to talk tomorrow.

And the monkey who was already sure of victory, had a bitter face like a bitter gourd, and his forehead was full of wrinkles.

Xiao Bai glanced at it, as if he had burned his ass.

Not to mention, the ass is really red.

"Okay, okay, no one forced you to eat that stone, you can go with the old monkey fairy tomorrow. "I have to say that a monkey dangling in front of you scratching his ears and cheeks, looking aggrieved, is indeed quite happy.

"Gotcha!" Monkey Dasheng was afraid that Xiao Bai would regret it, so he rushed out without saying a word.

Xiao Bai shook his head helplessly: The monkey clan transformation plan has a long way to go!

Look at this group of monkeys, all of them are five big and three thick, why don't they think about things in their heads!!

Not long after, the old monkey fairy also came to the cave where Xiao Bai lived, and looked at Xiao Bai who was rolling on the grass, wanting to stop talking, stopping and wanting to speak.

"Is the old monkey fairy afraid that tomorrow's meeting will be plotted??" Xiao Bai saw the old monkey fairy coming, and a carp bounced off the grass.

"That's not true, although the old worm can't handle it, but it still can't do it. The old monkey fairy touched his beard and looked confident.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, and if we can't talk about it later, everyone will be very embarrassed. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Bai's heart fell halfway: It is worthy of being a desolate creature, and the simplicity of a true mother!

"It's okay, except for the earth ball, the monkey clan still has some good things, it depends on whether the old monkey fairy is willing to change it. Xiao Bai rubbed his hands with an excited face.

I have to say that my previous understanding of the monkey tribe was limited to the earth ball and the eldervine, but after being able to move in the past few days, Xiao Bai has made several trips to the monkey tribe.

Not to mention the discovery of several herbs for the treatment of trauma, Xiao Bai was even more pleasantly surprised to find a good thing of the monkey clan!!

Monkey Wine !!

This is what Xiao Bai found when he was wandering in a certain forest, and the rich aroma of wine can almost get drunk to death!

As soon as he was about to drink something, he was stopped by a few old monkey fairies who arranged to look at Xiao Bai, saying that it was all the juice of the spoiled soil balls, and he couldn't drink it, and there would be problems after drinking it.

Then Xiao Bai asked what the problem would be, and decisively helped his forehead.

Sure enough, there is no such thing as drunkenness at all..... Several times there were monkeys who drank these wines and got drunk, and then returned to the clan and went crazy with alcohol, and after being kicked by the monkeys several times, no monkey dared to drink this thing again.

And then, there is no then......

A wave of silence for those monkeys, don't drink if you don't drink well!!

Xiao Bai silently scolded a wave of monkeys who dared to try the wine in person, and then asked a few monkeys who accompanied him to ask for a lot of bamboos, filled the wine with seven, seven, eight, eight, eight, and then brought it back satisfied.

Tomorrow, it looks like it's time to use these things!!

Xiao Bai took out a bamboo tube from the haystack and threw it to the old monkey fairy.

"Let's have a drink ???"

The old monkey fairy took it and sniffed it, and his face changed in an instant.

"You drank this fairy pour??"

Xiao Bai: ???

No, you know that???

The old monkey fairy did not open the bamboo joint, but persuaded Xiao Bai bitterly.

"You are not a creature in this world, naturally you don't know the power of this immortal, the monkeys in my clan have already discovered these juices, but after drinking, not to mention the heat all over the body, there are even those who run wildly, and their strength often increases a lot, but the unified point is that after this immortal pours it down, we will wait for the monkey clan to be confused for at least two or three days, and the skull hurts like a pinprick, which is not a good thing! I have ordered my clan to ban drinking this thing, where did you get this?"

Yes, sure enough, there is such a thing as a hangover, whether it is a human or a monkey, if you drink too much.

Xiao Bai didn't bother to care about those, opened a tube of bamboo, and saluted the old monkey fairy.

"It's okay, it's just born and raised, the earth balls stored by the clansmen have been rendered by the aura of heaven and earth, and they have evolved into this mellow thing, as long as it is not excessive, it doesn't matter. ”

After speaking, he poured several mouthfuls into his mouth.

I have to say that this monkey wine is really a good thing! As soon as you enter the stomach, a warm feeling slowly rises from the stomach, and the heat flows vertically upward, reaching the limbs and bones, which is indescribably comfortable.

"Is it really okay??" After the old monkey fairy saw that Xiao Bai had taken a big sip, except for his ruddy face, there was nothing abnormal, and he couldn't help but be suspicious.

"It's okay, but don't drink too much, if you drink as much as the old monkey fairy....." Xiao Bai looked at the figure of the old monkey fairy and estimated the amount of alcohol the old monkey fairy.

"Less than three cans, when it is fine, it even has the effect of helping sleep. ”

Seeing Xiao Bai swear so much, the old monkey fairy also took a sip of suspicion.

I have to say that this monkey wine has been stored in the tree hole for many years, and it even has some ointment, and when it falls into the stomach, the old monkey fairy's face is also slightly red, and he opens his mouth to spew out a mouthful of wine.

"Good !!" The old monkey fairy spewed out a mouthful of wine, and the whole person felt much heroic.

"I'm afraid this wine is some years old. Xiao Bai shook the bamboo knot slightly, looked at the verdant jade-like color, and secretly made a conclusion in his heart.

However, at the moment of fine wine, how can there be any fantasies???

Raise the bamboo knot and touch it lightly with the old monkey fairy.

"Drink !!"

Monkey Da also had a great eye to find some various fruits, and watched the two of them drink and eat at the same time.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of fruit, the old monkey fairy and Xiao Bai, their eyes began to slowly fog.

"Brother, hiccup, this thing is really delicious!" The old monkey fairy patted Xiao Bai's shoulder, and poured another sip into his mouth while patting.

"However, don't drink too much, this wine is mellow, but it is also easy to get drunk. "Xiao Bai was a good comrade in the alcohol test in his last life, and after crossing over, the amount of alcohol seems to have grown.

"Alas, you don't know, I'm the patriarch who deserves it, that's called a grievance!" The old monkey fairy complained to Xiao Bai while drinking.

"His grandmother's, you can't do this, you can't do that, it's just that you're disgusted by your mother-in-law every day, just these monkey cubs, and the special mother makes Lao Tzu angry every day!"

I have to say that wine is a good thing, and once it is drunk, the connection between all things will be closer.

The old monkey fairy is in such a state now, who would have thought that an old monkey fairy who looks solemn and solemn, after getting drunk, looks like an upright Northeast man, and when he opens his mouth, he is a mother-in-law monkey cub or something? ?

"Old monkey fairy, it's okay, it's okay, aren't you monkey cubs also quite angry?" Xiao Bai didn't drink less, although he wasn't drunk, but his face was flushed, and he tried his best to support the old monkey fairy who was jumping left and right with a cane in the middle of the cave, chatting about leisure.

"What else do you say!" the old monkey fairy glanced at Xiao Bai, and then glanced at the monkey who was watching from the side, but he was trembling and didn't dare to step forward.

"Look at it, just this monkey cub, two days ago it made the belly of the green flower in the house next door to me bigger, and the elders came to reason with me, I can't only admit it? Boss, come here! Let Lao Tzu beat two crutches! Just you, do you know how many bloody paths I have been scratched by your mother! I thought about fooling around at a young age, and I should be beaten!"

The old monkey fairy staggered, took the cane and hit the monkey Da, the monkey also knew that this was probably the anger in his old father's heart, and he took a few canes without dodging, and then retreated with a smile.

"Brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, the child is still young, let's teach slowly, teach slowly. Xiao Bai had also begun to lose his footsteps, pulling the old monkey fairy to turn around in the cave, and the monkey watching was terrified, for fear of bumping into someone.

Finally, the old monkey fairy was completely drunk, and after lying on Xiao Bai's haystack and began to fall asleep, Xiao Bai counted the bamboo joints.

Fortunately, I only drank five knots in total, and it didn't get in the way.

Then, I took a look at the monkey size.

"Wake me and your father before the time appointed by the Serpent King tomorrow, don't make a mistake. ”

The monkey nodded repeatedly, and went to stand guard at the entrance of the cave with a stick.

Xiao Bai nodded with satisfaction, then staggered to his haystack, leaned on it, and then heard snoring one after another from the cave.....