Chapter 1: The Great Fool
The thick dark clouds of the sky swirled, and among the dense trees, dappled light scattered on the ground covered with fallen leaves.
On the crooked trunk hung a man in fancy dress, his belt hooking thick branches.
There was soot scattered under the tree, this was the seventh cigarette that Chen Yihe had smoked, and it hung on this tree from the sky, avoiding shattering his bones, but also making him unable to get out.
From being stunned to discovering this deserted place, with no signal and no figure, Chen Yihe trembled and lit the last Chinese cigarette in the cigarette box.
He exhaled slowly, "Thief God, you kind of called someone to save me!"
Coming to this kind of place for no reason, if he is not rescued, he will starve to death!
"Whoa!" The dark clouds in the sky finally topped down, and the thunderous rain extinguished Chen Yihe's last cigarette.
Chen Yihe was drenched in soup, and he raised his middle finger to the sky, "You play with me!!"
Just when Chen Yihe's heart collapsed, he suddenly heard movement in the distance!
Chen Yihe looked through the leaves happily, and opened his mouth to ask for help, but before he could do it, he was stunned.
This is...... Where the crew filmed?
After a while, Chen Yihe immediately denied it, because he didn't see the crowd around him carrying shooting equipment.
"Hahaha, boy, I see where you're going!"
"If you dare to steal from our wicked gang, I will cut you forty-seven times, and chop you into meat sauce, brothers, so that you can drink and eat!"
Counting carefully, Chen Yihe saw eight bald men with naked upper bodies and big knives, surrounded by a thin white-clothed scholar.
The white-clothed scholar saw the big men surrounding him, and he was immediately afraid, he knelt on the ground and smiled humbly, "Uncle spare your life, the little one knows that it is wrong, it is the little one who has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and has offended a few people!"
"I still have some money on me, all of which I will honor to your masters. The white-clothed scholar took out a pile of gold, silver and jewelry from his body.
Chen Yihe's eyes on the tree were straight, these glittering gold and silver jewels were genuine, and he was greedy to see them.
"Hmph, it's too late!" the bald boss in the lead laughed hideously and kicked the white-clothed scholar to the ground.
The men behind him quickly collected the gold, silver, and jewels on the ground.
"Uncle, the little ones really don't know that you are the gang of wicked people, otherwise the little ones won't dare to steal your treasures even if they eat the bear's heart and leopard gall!" The white-clothed scholar collapsed on the ground, shrunk into a ball, and trembled.
Chen Yihe can see that it is a scholar in white who wants to steal the treasures of the big man, but he doesn't seem to have succeeded.
Chen Yihe looked at the Gang of Wicked People, the coldness in their eyes was definitely the one who had really seen human blood!
"I don't cross over, do I!?"
In fact, Chen Yihe had this idea since he hung on a tree, and before he fell from the sky, he was still holding a pirated martial arts book and scolding the author for being unscrupulous, and he came to this broken place in a blink of an eye.
Chen Yihe took out the local tyrant's black mobile phone from his crotch.
"The protagonist in the book crosses the arms of common girls to give them a hug, or the strength of the superior waste material counterattacks, if I pass through without the golden finger, wouldn't I be able to survive three chapters!" Chen Yihe felt that he was too miserable, and now he only had a mobile phone all over his body.
This limited edition Apple 17 mobile phone was seen in an advertisement on TV, he didn't believe it, the advertising call, it really only took three seconds, and the phone was delivered to the door by international courier.
The TV said that this phone has two special features.
Incredibly hard. Made of materials made of materials to build a spaceship, it won't break down from a hundred floors.
Extra-long standby. The TV said that it has enough power for the buyer to use for a lifetime, and it doesn't even have a charger.
Expensive really has the benefit of being expensive.
Chen Yihe saw this dangerous scene. Saddened that he couldn't call for help, he picked up his mobile phone and prepared to call 110!
He slapped his brain, he crossed, where is there any 110 here?
"Isn't this phone my golden finger?"
Chen Yihe had a glimmer of hope, he wanted to take a picture of the person in front of him into his mobile phone and try it, maybe some miracle would happen!
Chen Yihe slapped wildly at the bald men and the white-clothed scholars.
"Click. ”
"Click. ”
"Click. After flashing three times in a row, three dazzling rays of light came from the tree, and Chen Yihe thought about the calf and forgot to turn off the flash.
Where is this goldfinger!?
"Ahh
"Boss, there's sorcery!" shouted one of his men in panic.
"It's thunder smashing trees!" the bald boss covered his eyes with his knife-wielding hand.
"The rain has stopped, how can there be thunder, boss!"
"Boss, could it be that some peerless master is here!, this kid dares to steal our treasures, is there a background!?"
"What kind of bullshit are you putting on, in Qingshui City, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, it also depends on the face of our wicked gang!" The bald boss looked in the direction of the flash just now, and saw a young man hanging upside down on a big tree, holding a palm-sized black box facing him.
Suddenly, Chen Yihe's heart was cold, and when he saw this bald boss, his face suddenly lost blood.
Neither is it to laugh, nor is it to not laugh.
Chen Yihe trembled his lips and didn't dare to squeak for a long time.
"Who are you!?" the bald boss walked over and pointed a knife at Chen Yihe, surprised.
"Boss, this person is dressed so strangely, isn't he from our Clear Water City?" The subordinate asked.
"Could it be that he's a hero from outside?" the bald boss panicked.
"I'm afraid so. This wilderness is not in our Clear Water City. The subordinate nodded thoughtfully.
"Then, the day-white light just now, is he practicing?" The bald boss's eyes flashed with horror, as far as he knew, the most powerful people in Qingshui City couldn't make such a move!
Seeing that this group of bald men were panicking, Chen Yihe immediately reacted, and then nodded meaningfully, thinking that if these people were fooled away, his life would not be in danger.
"Click. He took a picture of the bald boss with his mobile phone again, his face was calm and bluffing, "A group of juniors dare to disturb me, it's because I haven't been born for too long, and you have all forgotten my prestige?"
The white light flashed again, terrifying!
"That's the treasure of the hero!" the white-clothed scholar suddenly said.
"Hero, hero, spare your life, don't kill me!" The bald boss who was arrogant just now immediately knelt down at Chen Yihe and begged for mercy, indeed, his eyes flashed again just now.
"Aha! I really laughed at me, my mother, there are such fools. Chen Yihe breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and even forgot that he was now hanging upside down on the tree, he put his mobile phone in the crotch of his pants, and said seriously, "I will put away the treasures and will not hold you responsible!"
"Thank you, hero!
The white-clothed scholar gritted his teeth, and his heart moved, if Chen Yi didn't save him, he would be unable to escape death!
For a glimmer of vitality, he hurriedly moved his knees, knelt down in front of Chen Yihe, and shouted, "Master save the apprentice!
Chen Yihe was stunned, but this feeling of being called a hero and a master is really good! It's not bad to take advantage of this.
"Is this your master?" The bald boss asked the white-clothed scholar with a pale face. They knelt facing each other.
"That's right, you have offended the wrong person, my master is a martial artist, and there are treasures to help, the black iron box in his hand is a first-class treasure in the rivers and lakes, killing people invisibly, hum, if my master really makes it, you will all die here." ”
Chen Yihe almost burst out loud when he heard the white-clothed scholar flickering, but he stiffened his face and behaved seriously, "You bald rabbit cubs who don't open their eyes have disturbed this hero and will all go to hell." ”
"Don't, hero, we were wrong!" The rest of the big men also quickly knelt down and bowed their heads to Chen Yihe.
Chen Yihe also knew that he was bluffing, tilted his head to the branches, looked down at them and smiled, "Then why don't you hurry up and get out of here?"
The bald boss was stunned for a moment, seeing that Chen Yihe let them go so easily, doubts arose in his heart, and then he saw that Chen Yihe was not very old, could he really have peerless martial arts?
Chen Yihe saw that they were all stunned, so he calmed down and shouted, "I don't want to get out, do I? If you really don't want to live, I'll give you a ride!"
"No, no, no, hero, let's get out of here, get out of here. The bald boss hurriedly rolled on the ground with a disgraced face and a group of men.
Chen Yihe almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he saw them rolling out all the way! This laughing was really too difficult.
Looking at the white-clothed scholar who was still kneeling on the ground, Chen Yihe beckoned to him.
"You ......" the white-clothed scholar walked cautiously.
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and help me come down......" Chen Yihe was hanging upside down in an uncomfortable posture, and hurriedly said to the scholar.
The white-clothed scholar was stunned, and he didn't neglect Chen Yihe, and hurriedly put him down.
Chen Yihe was refreshed, but he felt a little sorry for his LV belt, which was stained with a lot of green tree sap, "It looks like it's time to change the trouser belt." ”
"Thank you, hero, for saving your life. The white-clothed scholar bowed and thanked Chen Yihe.
Chen Yihe felt that this person was interesting, he cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, and had a chivalrous demeanor, "Ahem, it's a trivial matter, why worry about it?"
"I didn't expect that the black iron box of the hero was really a treasure!" Looking at Chen Yihe, the white-clothed scholar had a fine light in his eyes.
"A treasure is a treasure, it's not a murderous treasure, the bald heads just now were all scared away by me, it's funny to think about it!" Chen Yihe shook his head with a smile, this relaxation, the hunger when he was hung on the tree came again, and his stomach growled.