Chapter 25, the purple bamboo forest is going to roll in?
Thousands of years have passed since the Great War of the Four Clans, and the devastation of the sight and the grief of losing friends and family have gradually faded away, so that the annual mourning activities are more and more like a tea party, living in a form, and then enjoying the peace of mind today.
Dijun was bored, leaned lazily on the chair, drank a cup of fairy tea, and looked at the people chatting enthusiastically, and his heart was irritable. "I said everyone, we are here to mourn the souls of the dead, not to hold a wedding banquet, and those false smiles on our faces will be used later, so let's put them away today. ”
These words were loud, and the originally jubilant crowd closed their mouths in embarrassment, not knowing what to do.
"Is the earth monarch too serious, although we can't forget those heroes who sacrificed, but we can't keep thinking about the past, immersed in sadness, and stop moving. A Xuan-robed god couldn't get used to the actions of the Earth Monarch, and choked.
"Looking at your clothes, you should be a god with a head and a face, I think there must be a lot of friends?" Dijun put down the teacup and looked at the person who spoke out with a smile.
"I am one of the ten star monarchs under the Heavenly Monarch Throne, the Coiling Dragon Star Monarch. I think I don't have many friends, but they are all close friends, and I have never had a bad relationship with others, so the wind review is not bad. That Pan Long Xingjun raised his arrogant head, full of confidence.
"Well, it sounds like a lot of friends. In this way, when you die one day, remember to have someone inform you. Benjun provides a place for free, provides tea, and lets your friends remember you like this today, okay?" Looking at Panlong Xingjun, whose face was the color of pig's liver, Dijun was very satisfied, and continued: "If you don't think this is lively enough, Benjun can also find you some fairies and arrange some songs and dances, such as how about a beautiful day?"
"Poof" The big demon king Red Fox beside the Great Elder of the Demon Clan laughed. "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back, I didn't hold back. In the reproachful eyes of the Great Elder, the red fox apologized insincerely, and his childish voice made people feel a little more innocent.
The blue meridian on Long Xingjun's forehead was bulging, and he was about to fight back, but Tianjun Haolin spoke out to stop this farce. "On an occasion like today, it is indeed not appropriate to laugh too much. But it's rare for everyone to see each other on weekdays, so it's normal to take this opportunity to contact and contact, and you have a lot of understanding. ”
"It's as if he's busy, and he's not a mortal, and he still needs to run around for a living. Pinch a trick, it doesn't take a long time, you can see whoever you want, and you can even reach it in a blink of an eye if you are close, how can you not see walking around. It's hello and I'm good in front of you, and it's you who turns around. Dijun didn't buy it at all, looked at the increasingly embarrassing atmosphere, and then said: "Since this ceremony will take a while, you continue to talk, Benjun will go out for a walk, so as not to get tired of both sides." He waved his sleeves and strode out.
Dijun looked at the purple bamboo forest that was tightly wrapped by the prohibition and was worried. "Old snake leader, this prohibition does not dare to move, if you force it in, I am afraid that it will alarm the Heavenly Monarch. ”
Before he could get an answer, he heard a voice from behind. "See Dijun, may I ask who Dijun is talking to?"
Turning his head and looking at Shanyin with a calm face, Dijun was relieved, as long as it wasn't Tianjun's house, this Shanyin would be easy to do. "Don't you walk without a sound?"
San'in thought for a moment and replied sincerely, "Well, there is no sound. In the past, there were four legs, and the noise was too loud, and then when there was one leg, it was gone. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, this guy is quite funny, isn't it?"
"Phase?" San'in stared at Celestial Monarch's sleeve, "Is it Celestial Phase?"
Dijun wanted to deny it, but when he thought that the life card should have been carried by Sanyin, he could hear the words of the Xiang. "Now that you've found out, you can go tell the Heavenly Monarch now. ”
San'in didn't seem to understand why Jijun would say this, "Why am I talking to Tianjun about this. If I wanted to expose it, I could have met the Earth Monarch before, and I didn't have to wait until now. I'm just trying to figure out what you're bringing back for?"
"Hey, buddy, don't worry. I asked for help, and I wanted to get my snake pill back, so let him bring me back. The phase inside the scroll explained. "He didn't threaten me to do anything, he was just running errands for nothing. ”
For the words of the Xiang, San'in was skeptical. After all, the Dijun he heard about was not a zealous master, he was cold and indifferent to everyone, and if he wanted to say that it was unprofitable, he didn't believe it if he killed Shanyin. "Don't you have a way to come back, how did you run to the underworld to ask for help?"
"He had never been to the underworld every time he had been reincarnated before, nor had he manifested himself in the book of life and death. Although he gave up his immortal status, the immortal body is still there, so it can't be managed by our underworld. And this time he was also injured by someone, so he went to the underworld. ”
Hearing this, Sanin, who had originally become calm under Dijun's teaching, couldn't control his surprise at this time. "What? Although the immortal body of the Xiang Xiang is not as hard as our Kui Niu clan, the general demons and monsters can't help him, so I can rest assured that he will go down to earth. What the hell is going on?
"I also want him to tell you in detail, but the mourning over there is about to begin, and I don't have much time to delay. The most important thing now is to quietly send him back to the Purple Bamboo Forest, but how can this prohibition be passed?" The Earth Monarch was afraid that after a long time, the Heavenly Monarch found out.
"The Monarch of the Earth can give me the Minister, and I will take him in. This prohibition was left by the ancestor Emperor Jun back then, except for me and Yu Xiang, only Nan Yu can pass it. Now that he has lost the snake pill and injured the immortal body, he can't get past the ban, so I can only take him. "San'in also knows that Dijun's worries are not unreasonable, and helping the prime minister return to his position is the most important thing.
After hesitating for a moment, Dijun had no choice but to pull the Xiang Xiang out of the scroll and let him attach it to the life card in Shanyin's hand. "Since this prohibition was left by Emperor Jun, I don't think the Heavenly Monarch can be aware of the situation here. In this case, it is best not to let the Heavenly Monarch know about the fact that the Prime Minister has returned, and hide it for as long as he can. ”
"Okay, I know. At the beginning, it was to avoid the Heavenly Monarch, and at this time, its immortal body was damaged, and I won't let others disturb his recovery. "Ever since he had been reminded before he went down to earth, San'in had been careful about the actions of the Heavenly Monarch. "The immortal body has not been repaired yet, so the name on the immortal pillar will not light up. And although this place belongs to Kunlun Xu, it is a world of its own, and the four guardian beasts can't control it, and it is difficult for the Heavenly Monarch to know. ”
"Well, that's for the best. The human world has been very unpeaceful recently, and Benjun always feels that there is a driving force behind this. Before everything is clear, more things are better than less, let him recover the immortal body quietly. After speaking, Dijun turned around and left, leaving Shanyin and Yu Xiang in the purple bamboo forest.
For a long time, Yu Xiang couldn't help but make a sound. "I said, buddy, do you have a crush on that land-king, and you still watch it after everyone has been gone for so long?" Before San'in could answer, Xiang continued to chatter. "I just don't know what the attitude of the heavenly realm and the underworld towards male-male love is, if it is relaxed, don't be cowardly, go up and chase it directly. ”
San'in stood on the edge of the prohibition and was about to step in, but when he heard the words of the prime minister, he fell directly into the purple bamboo forest.
"My mother, this way to get into the purple bamboo forest is too simple, just roll around. I suspect that what you just said to Dijun was a deliberate attempt to fool him. "The fateful card rolled out as San'in fell, and fell to the ground.
"I've been in the world for a long time, and my words have become more and more unreliable. Sanin stood up and picked up the life card, a hint of pampering flashed on his cold face, and then released the fate card from the life card.
The phase of regaining freedom has a kind of activity to move the muscles and bones, stretching the waist. Then he walked around San'in, who was dressed in armor, and looked up and down. "Tut-tut...... This majestic appearance, if it is placed in the world, can simply fascinate thousands of girls. ”
"Do you really think I'm heroic?" San'in seemed to have a faint sign of loosening in his heart, and asked with some expectation, "And if you like someone, should you really let go of everything and pursue it?"
"Needless to say, if you don't chase it, are you waiting for your mind to influence others? unless you have a crush on yourself, and others don't know what's going on in your head. After speaking, Xiang Xiang stared at Sanyin with a gossipy face. "Do you really like that landlord? That's a cold beauty, it's not easy to chase, you have to work hard. ”
"Don't guess, in my heart, Dijun is a little doll. You'd better retrieve your snake pill first, and then talk about it. Shanyin paused, "I'm always a little unaccustomed to your appearance." ”
"Hmph, isn't it just disgusting that I'm so old, what excuse to make. When I retrieve the snake pill and return to being handsome and chic, you will know what it means to ignore me today, and you will not be able to climb tomorrow. "The arrogant appearance of the prime minister is the same as before he went down to earth. But before he had time to be proud for a minute, he was beaten back to his original form by reality. After hurting the immortal body, he didn't know how to put the snake pill back into his body at all. Touching his nose in embarrassment, he asked flatteringly: "Anyway, how can I get back the snake pill?" Looking at Shanyin, who couldn't hold back his laughter, he couldn't wait to slap him a few big mouths, and laughed when he wanted to laugh, which made people even more angry.
"Don't worry, everything is with me, I will help you. Sanyin didn't dare to laugh out and provoke someone, so he quickly suppressed the smile in his heart and returned to the topic. "Your snake pill is in the pool of blood, and you can't find it yourself. I'll give you some demonic power in a while, help you transform into your original form, and go down to the blood pool, and the snake pill will guide you to find it. After speaking, Sanyin took Yu Xiang's hand, and a warm heat flowed in the palm of his hand. He felt that he was getting lighter and lighter, like a feather, fluttering.