Chapter 48: Calling Brother Dog [Third Update]
Yu Huifei took his dumpling skin and said: "Look, the belly is that the middle of this dough should be thick, and the surrounding area can be a little thinner." When wrapping in this way, it is not easy to deform and break when the dough is pulled in the middle. When boiled, it is also resistant to cooking and is not easy to break. ”
Cui Jue said: "I see, this brother really doesn't know how to make dumplings." Why don't you chop the minced meat?"
Ma Mian immediately said in disgust: "Don't ...... Minced meat is also a technical job. The minced meat is not delicious if it is cut into a large size, and it is not good if it is too broken in the mouth. Don't mess with me......"
Niu Tou followed: "It's not good to mix noodles, there is more water and less water, which affects the strength of noodles." ”
In the end, after everyone voted, the man was sent to the back kitchen to make a fire.
The roaring dog was not at ease, and also followed, he was afraid that the other party would set the house on fire.
The man squatted in front of the stove pit, looked at the flames in the stove pit, and smiled wryly: "This ......"
The roaring dog raised his eyelids, and said with a smile: "This fart, this, hurry up and burn the fire!" At this point, whoever you are, we're a prisoner.
You have to be calm, you know? Don't think about it. ”
The man was speechless for a while, then glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog and said, "You are Yang Jian's dog, right?"
"You're a dog, your whole family is a dog!" the dog was not happy, and shouted: "Master Dog, I am a fairy dog!
The man's head is full of black lines, I guess he has never been said so in his life, right?
The man said, "You...... Are you sure I want my dog to call you dog?"
The Howling Sky Dog originally wanted to nod, but looking at the sparkle in the other party's squinted eyes, he always felt that this look was a little familiar.
Why does it look a bit like Erlang God Yang Jian?
At the very least, there are some similarities between the eyebrows.
Thinking of the other party's origins again, the roaring dog may really have something to do with Yang Jian.
In case it's your own family, it's really not good-looking.
So the roaring dog said: "Forget it, you still call me Brother Dog." ”
The man was speechless again and smiled, "Are you sure?"
The Howling Sky Dog was stunned again, he felt more and more that this man looked a little panicked, looked left and right, there was no one else, and muttered: "No one sees this shame, then it doesn't matter." ”
Then the whistling dog said, "Then what do you want to call me?
The man laughed and said, "No loss, no loss...... I look younger. ”
The Roaring Sky Dog pursed his lips and said disdainfully in his heart: "Nonsense...... The dog doesn't know how old he is this year. ”
At the same time, the roaring dog said: "Okay, don't be close, hurry up and light the fire." ”
The man didn't say anything, but sat there quietly by the fire.
Although he makes dumplings in general, he is still very skilled in burning the fire.
The Howling Sky Dog couldn't help but ask, "You are at home, and you often burn fires?"
The man said: "During the New Year's holidays, you always have to do something by yourself." Although I am not proficient, the kung fu of burning the fire is okay. ”
The Roaring Sky Dog thought about it, and behind Yang Jian's family, except for the mortal father, the rest were all relatives of the emperor. The royal relatives are basically capable immortals......
Who of these people still cooks on their own fire?
This guy may have an extraordinary background, but he should also be limited.
With this thought, the Howling Sky Dog was also down-to-earth, and said to that side: "Okay, since you are a journeyman, then you can burn the fire with peace of mind." ”
After saying that, the thing closed his eyes directly and went to sleep.
On the other side, Yu Huifei suddenly remembered: "Hey, what do you call that buddy?"
Everyone looked at each other, everyone just thought about giving him a horse, as for what the other party called, and who his surname was, he didn't know at all.
Yu Huifei was not at ease, put down the work in his hand and went to the back kitchen.
As a result, when I arrived in the back kitchen, I found that the man was sitting upright on a small pony, and the whole person was sitting like a javelin, and his posture was very upright. The eyes calmly looked at the flame in front of him, carefree, giving people the feeling of watching the fire and watching the world.
All in all, it's very extraordinary.
Yu Huifei said in his heart: "It is worthy of being a so-called big man, this temperament is different." ”
But Yu Huifei doesn't care so much, who does he care about?
As long as he is a prisoner of re-education through labor, when he arrives here, he has to listen to him.
The world is big, and here he is the biggest!
So Yu Huifei walked over, sat directly on the stove and said, "Brother, I forgot to ask you just now, what do you call it?"
The man was stunned: "Brother?"
"Yes, what else? Why don't you call you brother, or uncle?" Yu Huifei looked at the other party's appearance, he was probably in his thirties, and he felt that it was quite comfortable to call him uncle.
The man smiled: "It depends on whether we are seniority or age." ”
Yu Huifei shook his head and said, "That's a heavenly thing, it's here." You have to follow the rules here...... It's all mortals here, and who cares how many years you've lived.
We have to have a title in front of outsiders, right?
If I call you the ancestor of your ancestors, I guess they will have to treat us as psychosis.
You also know that there is no magic power from the sky.
It's better to be honest. ”
The man thought about it, nodded and said, "Yes, then you still call me brother." This sounds more comfortable......"
Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Okay, who are you, brother?"
What did you do before?
What kind of mistake did you make and I came here?"
Yu Huifei asked directly.
The man thought for a moment and said, "Me...... My name is Zhang Ren, and I am a small official in the sky. Managing some trivial things......
As for the mistake, I flipped the table with my wife and was homeless.
pondered and pondered, and sent himself here. ”
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, and said with a smile: "Your reason ...... Hehe.
Brother, are you immortals all teasing?"
Zhang Ren smiled: "What do you say?"
Yu Huifei said the reason why they came, and Zhang Ren immediately cried and laughed when he heard this: "This ...... The reason for this...... Hehe. ”
Yu Huifei said: "Hey, your immortals are really not allowed to drink at work?"
Zhang Ren shook his head: "It's not that you can't drink, it's just that some people drink too badly after drinking." It's easy to make trouble...... There was a dead rabbit who drank wine before, and almost didn't gnaw the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. In order to prevent similar things from happening again, it is simply forbidden to drink alcohol during working hours.
In this way, similar to a rabbit, even if you drink alcohol, you will drink it at home, and it will not make trouble in the main hall and harm the innocent. ”
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was curious.
This isn't the first time I've heard of a rabbit, what the hell is this rabbit?
Why is he everywhere?
So Yu Huifei asked the doubts in his heart.
Zhang Ren thought about it, then shook his head with a wry smile and said, "It's hard to say, when you go up, you will naturally know what that rabbit is...... Ahem, people. ”
Zhang Ren seemed to be very jealous of the rabbit, and even scolded him behind his back, a little afraid.
Yu Hui will not see this, and it can basically be determined.
The person in front of him, although he is an official, should not be a big official.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to be so jealous of a rabbit raised by a little fairy who was relegated to the moon......
Speaking of this, Yu Huifei's eyes lit up, leaned over, and said, "Hey, brother." I heard that Chang'e was not on the moon before, and it seems that after stealing the elixir, the Queen Mother didn't like it, so she threw her up. That's kind of a cold palace, isn't it?"
The man shook his head and said, "It's all folk rumors, it shouldn't be true......"
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up and he said more curiously: "This is fake, is another rumor among the people true?"
Zhang Ren asked curiously, "There are still rumors?"
Yu Huifei nodded, he has nothing to do now, he finally caught a heavenly court official, it seems that he knows a lot, and suddenly the fire of gossip is burning, so he said very badly: "I heard that the Jade Emperor has fallen in love with Chang'e today, and he wanted to accept her as a concubine several times, but the queen mother knew about it." Under the jealousy, this forced the Jade Emperor to throw Chang'e on the moon and enter the cold palace, which ...... Is that true?"
When Zhang Ren heard this, his eyes were the most straight, and the whole person was confused.
Yu Huifei looked at the other party's expression and said with a smile: "Haha...... Brother doesn't need to explain, I can know by looking at your expression, it seems to be true. No wonder...... No wonder the pets raised by a little fairy in a cold palace are so jealous of you.
It turned out to be because of the man behind her......"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Ren rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense!"
Yu Huifei smiled: "Yes, everyone knows about this, you can't talk nonsense, hahaha......"
Zhang Ren looked at Yu Huifei's appearance, and eighty percent of this thing thought it was true.
So Zhang Ren explained: "Don't talk nonsense, what you said is even more shadowless! The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have a deep relationship, and their love is stronger than Jin, how can they like other women?"
At their level of realm, they will no longer think about men and women. ”
Yu Huifei said: "Okay, okay, I know your helplessness in a high position." Keep the sycophants, go back and shoot again......
We don't care about this place, the gods don't look at it, and the ghosts don't come.
No matter how good your sycophants are, the people above can't hear them.
Okay, let's light the fire, I'll go see how many dumplings are wrapped.
The dumplings will be boiled in a pot.
Since the elder brother is here, he will stay steadfastly, and he should eat and drink. ”
After speaking, Yu Huifei left.
Only Zhang Ren was left to sit there, looking at the bonfire in front of him, that heart...... It's messier than a small flame in front of you!
For the New Year in the Northeast, firecrackers are a must-have.
But dumplings are the most important thing.
As the saying goes, it's delicious but dumplings, and it's fun...... Ahem......
Yu Huifei deliberately found a few coins, washed them and wrapped them into dumplings.
Seeing this scene, Jizo asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"
Yu Huifei said: "There is money in the dumplings, whoever eats it will be favored by the God of Wealth next year and have good luck and fortune." ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately laughed......
Jizo said, "Pull it down...... Good luck and fortune. Then the God of Wealth is poorer than you!"
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