"Solve your doubts and cross you to become a Buddha?"

"That's right, I asked the Buddha to the Bodhidharma Master, and the Bodhidharma Master said, I haven't had the opportunity to come, he can't cross me, let me guard the knife in this place, wait for hundreds of years, and after a hundred years, there will be a Buddha who is destined to come here, and then I will be able to cross. After a hundred years, you really came, it seems that Master Bodhidharma did not lie to me, you are the one who crossed me. Crazy Kong'er said excitedly.

"How do you feel that you have been deceived by the first ancestor of Bodhidharma, and you have been his caretake......r here for hundreds of years," Ying Feiyang said.

"How is it possible, Patriarch Bodhidharma said that you would come, and you did come, all the same as he said, where did he lie to me?"

Lu Tianlan said secretly: "This fool, even if Dharma can coax, I can also coax." Then he said, "Okay, after solving your doubts, you can take the knife away, then you can tell me why you are wondering." ”

Idiot Kong'er said: "After I have cultivated as an adult, I have somehow been unhappy all the time, and I can't laugh anymore, if you make me laugh, it will be considered to solve my doubts." ”

"Born with the dignity of Your Excellency, coupled with this brain, and trapped alone for hundreds of years, how happy would you be? But what does it have to do with making you laugh and solve your doubts and cross you to Buddhahood? Lu Tianlan said.

"You don't understand this? The Buddha smiled with flowers, and everyone was silent, but Venerable Dharma, and Master Bodhidharma also followed the Buddha's example and smiled in front of me, but I couldn't laugh, so how could I break through the obstacles in my heart, comprehend the Dharma, and become a Buddha on the ground?"

Lu Tianlan scolded with a smile: "Jia Ye can laugh because he has comprehension in his heart, but it is difficult to say the wonderful method, and there is no need and no need to declare it, so he also smiles to show that he understands and communicates his heart with his heart." It's clear that you laughed when you understood it first, but you were good, and you put the cart before the horse. I thought I would understand it if I laughed!"

Idiot Kong'er said: "You are not Ka Ye, how do you know if he understands first and then laughs, or laughs before he understands?"

"You idiot, what a ......" Lu Tianlan wanted to retort. But he found that he was asked, and he couldn't deal with it for a while.

Who said to me: "It seems that the rumors are not false, although this idiot is chaotic by nature, but by being born with a tendon, it is really nonsense." Even the high-ranking monks are often asked by him, Lao Wu, if you play with him, it is probably still almost. ”

"Hmph!" Lu Tianlan snorted coldly, no longer spoken, and continued to learn from me: "There are three schools in Buddhism, which are 'precepts, concentration, and wisdom'. The first level of the sea of bitterness is to ask the passer to quit evil deeds, repent of the past, and blur the light mirror array. It seems that this third level is whether the examiner breaks the obstacle and points directly to the great wisdom of the human heart. ”

Lu Tianlan said: "Hmph, okay, since you said that as long as you laugh, you can clear your doubts and cultivate into a Buddha body." Then I'll laugh, and you'll give me the knife. ”

Crazy Kong'er pointed to the tightly closed stone lotus and said, "Yes, that knife is in this stone lotus, and this stone lotus is connected with me." When my heart blooms, the lotus blossoms, and the killing knife can be reproduced. ”

Lu Tianlan said: "In that case, I'll tell you a joke, you listen well, go over." When there is a drought in a certain place, it does not rain, so a farmer went to ask a warlock when it rained, and after pinching it for a long time, he handed the farmer a folded note, and said: Because the heavenly machine cannot be leaked, it can only be opened and seen when it rains. Soon after, it really rained, so the farmer opened the note and looked at it, only to see that it was written - there is rain today, the farmer slapped his thigh and sighed, "Lu Tianlan told this joke, but in fact he took the opportunity to satirize the idiot, and waited here for hundreds of years to wait for them, but he still felt that all this was in the presumption of Dharma. After saying this joke, Lu Tianlan couldn't help it first, he leaned back and closed his laughter, and his tears were about to come out, but after laughing for a while, he found that he was the only demon on the field who was laughing, Ying Feiyang, Ji Yaoyue and Crazy Kong'er all had blank faces, and they only reluctantly hooked the corners of their mouths, which was counted as a reward to maintain his face.

"Why, don't you think it's funny?" Lu Tianlan said in surprise.

"It's been a joke from many years ago, I'm tired of hearing it for a long time, don't you order something fresh?" Ying Feiyang said disdainfully.

Seeing that even they couldn't laugh, let alone be foolish, Lu Tianlan said angrily: "That doesn't count, I'll talk about one more, but I say ......it" Lu Tianlan told a few more jokes, but his laughter was already low, plus the jokes were all old-fashioned, so he couldn't stop laughing jokes, and others rarely responded, let alone stupid, there was no smile on a fat face.

Lu Tianlan had no choice but to give up and ask for help, "Boss, we just gave up and gave you a high-five, you said you would help! ”

Whoever taught me was embarrassed: "This, the old man is the same as you, and there are some old jokes in his stomach, even if he tells it, it is useless, so he should give it to this young man." As he spoke, his eyes skimmed.

Seeing who was kicking the ball, Ying Feiyang shook his shoulders helplessly, and said, "Okay, I know, it's time for me to go on again." ”

Lu Tianlan said coldly: "You are a smart person, you should know what to do at this time, but don't have the idea of being passive and slacking off and preventing me from holding a knife, if you tell a joke that even I don't think is funny, you should know the consequences." ”

Ying Feiyang faintly looked at his eyes with disdain and said: "Do you laugh, that's too easy......" But seeing Ying Feiyang's soft voice, his spirit was lifted, and he said in a beautiful voice: "But it was said that Lao Zhang in the north of the city saw his wife and the old king next door, and suspected that the two were having an affair, so he fought with Lao Wang, and when the fight was inexorable, he suddenly saw his son pick up a wooden stick and stepped forward, saying, "Dad, I'll help you" Lao Zhang's heart was overjoyed, and he really had to be a father and son soldier when he went into battle, and then his eyes were dark. ”

Ying Feiyang's joke came to an abrupt end, and the demons only regarded it as a joke without a beginning or an end, but in retrospect, Lu Tianlan and Shi and I laughed, Ji Yaoyue also took a sip, covered her mouth and laughed, but after laughing for a long time, the idiot still did not react. Instead, he asked: "That Jianghu warlock is a true spirit, is he a master like Master Bodhidharma?"

He hasn't tasted the first joke for a long time.

Several people looked at each other slowly, and then Ying Feiyang sighed, "It turns out that this demon doesn't laugh, but he can't catch the laugh at all." Thinking about this section, Ying Feiyang was not discouraged, and told a few simple and easy-to-understand jokes, although Ying Feiyang walked the streets and alleys in the past, he was used to hearing the jokes of the townspeople, although he only picked up some simple words at the moment, but he was very eloquent. When he told the joke, his eyebrows flew and danced, which was vivid, causing several demons to laugh non-stop.

However, let him speak with a dry mouth. It was still futile in front of the idiot, so he had to stop and take a breath first.

Lu Tianlan also laughed enough, her eyes began to turn cold, and she whispered to me: "This demon is a fully enlightened wooden fish head, boss." Let's not dance with Bodhidharma's old baldness. ”

"What do you mean?"

"As before, with force, you and I will join forces to subdue him. "The bitter sea, the two levels of the phantom array, the two demons are not able to pass the pass because they have achieved the words "precaution" and "determination", but to find another way, at this time, Lu Tianlan has no intention of delaying it again, so he will use force.

I don't want to join forces to bully a stupid demon, but I have promised to help. I had to nod.

With the approval, Lu Tianlan took advantage of the fact that he was still thinking about jokes, and suddenly rose up, quickly lightning, and attacked Crazy Kong'er with his palm as a claw.

Who sighed lightly, "Offended!" raised his fist, and a strong pressure filled the heaven and earth, sealing the road of the foolish empty child's retreat, the two demons were calm, and the other was fast. Although they haven't joined forces for a long time, the tacit understanding has not diminished at all, and even the four demon kings dare not slack off.

Although the crazy empty child is a famous demon hundreds of years ago. But it couldn't be compared with the four demon kings, and under the distraction, Lu Tianlan grabbed his head with one claw. Lu Tianlan moved so fast that Ying Feiyang didn't even have a chance to remind him, and he was already restrained.

"Fool, open this stone lotus with Lao Tzu. Lu Tianlan shouted.

"You. What are you going to do, this stone lotus can't be opened just if I say it. The empty and fat face was frightened and aggrieved.

Lu Tianlan said with a bloodthirsty smile: "You said that the heart flower blooms, the lotus flower blooms, then I don't know if the brain flower blooms, the lotus flower can't bloom!"

But I saw that the body of the idiot turned into a ray of light, dissipated around, and then the stone lotus bloomed an air-shaped golden lotus, the lotus bloomed, and the idiot sat in it unscathed, and said angrily: "You guys, you are so ruthless, you are really not a good demon!"

"Aren't you too, I heard that on your way to seeking the Dharma, you have also killed many monks because you can't argue. Lu Tianlan didn't seem to be too surprised when he saw that the fool was reborn.

"I, I'm different, strength is also a way to prove the Fa, those monks can't beat me, they can only prove them wrong!" shouted Idiot Kong'er, then raised his hand, picked up his finger, and at first glance saw a golden lotus blooming on the top of his head, the lotus opened eight petals, dazzling, and then turned into petals like rain, floating towards Lu Tianlan.

The moves are sacred and solemn, beautiful, and without the slightest murderous aura, Lu Tianlan couldn't help but praise, "Good guy, you foolish, you are actually a demon and Buddha double cultivator, but you are the same as Lao Tzu! Boss, I'll go first, you touch his bottom for me next to you!"

Lu Tianlan shook his body in the air, and the Wanbao glazed method reappeared, and at the same time, his claws came out again, using his own peerless "Great Search God Claw", five on the left and five on the right, a total of ten fingers were intertwined into a net, and when the hood was underneath, the rain was wrapped in the net. The strength is combined, but the two cancel each other, and there is no superiority.

"Okay, you stupid demon, you can actually practice the Lotus Flower Holy Skill to the realm of the Nine Rank Golden Lotus, you really shame that Buddha cultivating the bald donkey!" Lu Tianlan praised again.

This idiot has grown up in the lotus pond of the temple since he became a demon, and he was influenced by Buddhism day and night, and he learned a "lotus holy skill" This Buddhist magic skill, he is chaotic and simple by nature, and he is also a lotus flower, "lotus holy skill" is a very suitable exercise for him, so although he is stupid, he has the ability to be unambiguous.

But Lu Tianlan was not afraid of him, the faster and faster his body was, and he surrounded and attacked, and his body was so fast that he left thousands of phantoms.

The idiot sat firmly on the stone lotus, standing still, his palm was like a lotus petal, and the qi lotus continued to bloom all over his body, sealing Lu Tianlan's offensive.

Ying Feiyang, Ji Yaoyue and Shi and I were all watching the battle, and at this time, Ying Feiyang said: "Miss Ji, in your opinion, who is better between the two." ”

Ji Yaoyue said: "At present, it is Lu Tianlan who has the upper hand, although the idiot is tightly guarded, but the so-called long-term defense will be lost, under Lu Tianlan's fast healing lightning body, it is a matter of time before the flaws are exposed." ”

"Then according to your opinion, I'm afraid that the Killing Knife is really going to fall into Lu Tianlan's hands?"

Ji Yaoyue sneered: "How is it possible, since Bodhidharma made him the last gatekeeper, how could he be broken so easily?"

Sure enough, as Ji Yaoyue said, the idiot was gradually forced to be in a hurry, flawed again and again, and almost hit a few times, but after dodging the first few times, the flaws decreased again, and from the initial blind defense, to both offense and defense, and gradually regained the disadvantage.

But everyone can see clearly, it's not that the idiot is stronger, but that Lu Tianlan has become weaker, the two demons have been fighting for a long time, and Lu Tianlan has shown that his strength is weak, but the true qi of the idiot seems to be inexhaustible, endless, and the golden lotus blooms one after another, suppressing Lu Tianlan.

After a while, Lu Tianlan had already shown the appearance of being difficult to support, and several petals of golden lotus hit him from the gap, although he had unloaded most of his strength by his extremely fast body, but the corners of his mouth were still red, and he was not far from defeat.

At this time, who spoke to him: "His soul consciousness is attached to the stone lotus, connected to the underground leyline, and the true qi is naturally endless, first separate him from the stone lotus, and only then will there be a chance to win." ”

How experienced I am, not to mention the fact that the bystanders are clear, after observing for a long time, they will break the clues as soon as they open their mouths.

Lu Tianlan drank and said, "Thank you for your advice." Then he spun around in mid-air, and his body rotated at high speed like a spinning top, so fast that the wind overflowed, and the water flow rioted, and a tornado was formed in this underground waterway.

"Come, that fool, take my move 'Fu Zhi Up'!" "Fu Zhi

But the idiot also took advantage of the situation to change his moves, gathered his ten fingers, pinched the lotus seal, and attacked upwards with the help of suction, so that it was the strongest offensive in the lotus holy skill, "Lotus Flower Holy Light Kaiyun Road". Under the double power bonus, the power of the fool's moves is even greater, countless lotus petals follow him, and several water columns are led by his strength to rise to the sky, forming a huge water lotus, and then the water lotus is closed and blocked, covering Lu Tianlan's back path.

Seeing the strong move, Lu Tianlan sighed deeply, "How can it be so simple!" Then the treasure light on his body flowed, and the glazed Dharma body was revealed, and the thousand-handed Guanyin and the thousand hands were in the same place, and each holding the magic weapon was full of golden lotus.

Buddha to Buddha, demon to demon, it is the time to decide the victory or defeat! )