238, mouth escape expert
Everyone secretly complained: Deserve it, the loess dog has such a low talent, and he also took four elixirs at once, and he violently destroyed the heavens, and the heavens were also violent! Fortunately, the heavens still have long eyes, although the loess dog has become a pharmacist, but his cultivation is confused, far inferior to this major repair, hahaha!
A certain Geng comforted: "Huang Yaoshi don't have to be sad, you are now a fifth-level pharmacist, and you can make the spirit pill at any time, right? As long as you continue to take the spirit pill later, you will always break through to the spirit split, everyone said, right? So, Huang Yaoshi doesn't have to be so sad." ”
Everyone echoed: "Yes, yes, this brother has a point. ”
Huang Tiedan said: "This pharmacist said, this old brother, you really can't speak, you can't speak, do you want this pharmacist to teach you how to speak?"
A certain Geng said with a confused face: "Huh?"
Huang Tiedan said: "Look, look, you stupid people, ahh ”
A certain Geng said: "Oh, yes, yes, it's a small repair, it's wrong, it's not a son of man, it's not a son of man! That, Huang Yaoshi, why didn't you eat the last elixir?"
Huang Tiedan said with a teachable expression: "That's right." Why is this thing? In fact, it is very simple, this pharmacist can't even eat four elixirs, and if he eats the last one, it is estimated that it will be useless, so he simply stays, buys a good price, and then buys more elixirs, so that he can make more elixirs, and then he can take more elixirs, this old brother, do you think this is the reason?"
A certain Geng was educated in public like a lesson from his grandson by Huang Tiedan, and he couldn't help but hate in his heart: Loess dog, what bullshit, your brother-in-law's big pus, you can't break through the spirit division by eating four spirit pills, even if you eat five, it's useless, who doesn't understand this truth? Besides, with the talent of this earth dog, it's useless to eat ten, it's better to give it all to this major repair, and when this major repair becomes a spiritual dividing monk, you can teach this earth dog a good lesson.
Although a certain Geng scolded the eighteenth generation of Huang Tiedan's ancestors in his heart, he still had to be false on the surface, and said: "Huang Yaoshi said it so well and reasonably, Xiao Xiu admired it so much. ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Then it doesn't need to be said, this pharmacist itself is reasonable, hahaha!"
Seeing that Huang Tiedan was so shameless, everyone had already scolded him in their hearts 108,000 times, don't ask him for anything at the moment, but they don't dare to tear their faces and show the slightest dissatisfaction, on the contrary, they are all smiling, like a secret prostitute leaning on the door to laugh.
Everyone nodded and said, "Huang Yaoshi is reasonable, and he is the most reasonable hero in the world." ”
Huang Tiedan laughed and said, "Okay, since you are so good at talking, then, to get back to business, this pharmacist knows the purpose of your coming, it is this elixir, right?"
Everyone saw that Huang Tiedan was pulling a bunch of things, and finally got to the point, and their spirits were lifted for a while, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they all said: "Yes, yes, yes, that's it, that's it, let's not talk about other things, okay?"
Seeing that Huang Tiedan finally got to the point, he quickly emphasized the key point "just to attract the elixir", don't make any more extraneous branches, don't let Huang Tiedan deviate, and then the nine green cows will not be able to pull it back.
Huang Tiedan said: "This is easy to do, how much is the Sundries Hall Spiritual Pill?"
A certain E said: "One hundred fiat currency." ”
Huang Tiedan pondered for a long time, and then said slowly: "In this way, since the official price is one hundred fiat currency, this pharmacist's elixir is obviously not too low, right?"
Seeing this, everyone said: "Of course, it has to be lower than the official price, the folks in the big hometown, Huang Yaoshi, are you embarrassed to charge too expensive?"
Huang Tiedan pondered for a few more minutes, and then said, "That makes sense, but this pharmacist suddenly remembered one more thing. ”
As soon as everyone heard it, I will go, I will be bad, and the loess dog will hold back the fart, so they have kept silent, embarrassing the earth dog, otherwise do you really think you can take care of yourself at will?
After not speaking for a long time, Huang Tiedan looked around, and suddenly shouted: "Seaweed radish toad, you group of fools, ahh ”
When everyone heard this, this loess dog simply didn't treat himself as a human being, and shouted five and six to drink, he really thought that he was rare to attract the elixir, hey! There is no loess dog, and there is a white soil dog, and the master is not waiting to see him.
If there is no Zhang butcher, does Uncle Ben have to eat hairy pigs?
There are some people who are usually perverse and don't have a good relationship with Huang Tiedan, but they really can't stand this bird's anger, and suddenly they become angry, planning to stop being a turtle grandson and not be affected by this bird's anger.
They all stepped forward and shouted to Huang Tiedan: "I, leper dog, green king eight, what's the big deal about the elixir, Uncle Ben doesn't buy it from you, I'm a dirt dog who has no children and grandchildren." ”
After these people finished speaking, they walked out of Huang Tiedan's house without looking back, vowing to never deal with Huang Tiedan again.
In the area of Sangshi Valley, there are still many low-level pharmacists, and it is nothing to offend one or two, but there are really few high-level pharmacists above the fifth level, and it is obvious that they cannot be offended. Huang Tiedan is now a fifth-level pharmacist, and most people have to be respectful, because one day you will have to ask for Huang Da pharmacist. But now this surnamed Huang is really too deceitful, these people are arrogant, they can't stand it anymore, they turn around and leave, and at the same time scold the eighteenth generation of Huang Tiedan's ancestors in their hearts.
Seeing this, Huang Tiedan was not angry, and wrote down the names of these dozens of people, planning to settle accounts after the autumn, and secretly said in his heart: Seaweed radish toad, a group of fools, I don't have the time to deal with you now, and I will settle accounts with you in the future, not to mention that these guys are so uncomposed, and they can't make any waves, so just ignore it for now.
Huang Tiedan laughed and said: "Yes, yes, very individual, when the time comes, you will ask Uncle Ben, see how you cry?" ”
There were still most of the people who stayed where they were and didn't leave, and they helped: "Yes, yes, yes, these stupid things, I don't know what to do, Huang Yaoshi shouldn't be like them." ”
At this time, a certain A said: "Huang Yaoshi, what did you think of just now? Please tell everyone, we will listen to you, everyone will say, right?"
Everyone said, "Yes, yes, we love to listen." ”
Huang Tiedan smiled: "Yes, this is the attitude you should have." The pharmacist was very pleased. ”
The crowd was speechless.
Huang Tiedan said again: "Okay, let's get down to business. Since you like to listen to what this pharmacist says, this pharmacist is kind enough to tell you about it. ”
The crowd remained silent.
Huang Tiedan said again: "This reaction is not enthusiastic enough, it seems that everyone is not very concerned about the matter of inducing the elixir!"
Everyone hurriedly responded, and said one after another: "I'm very concerned, I'm very concerned, Huang Yaoshi said quickly, I can't wait." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "This matter that this pharmacist wants to talk about is actually related to the Spiritual Pill. The grandson of her son's grandfather, this grandson, ahhh ”
Everyone heard Huang Tiedan's small words one after another, stubble after stubble, it was really uncomfortable to hear, it was like sitting on pins and needles, Huang Tiedan's words were very winding, everyone couldn't understand who Huang Tiedan's friend was, and they didn't know who "Miss Yanran" was, in short, one word was "uncomfortable", but there was no way, I had to listen to it hard, who called myself a request?
Huang Tiedan said again: "This friend of this pharmacist is a well-known alchemist, and there are ignorant people who want to ask, what is a pharmacist? It's easy to say, it's easy to say, this pharmacist is dedicated to answering your questions today, this pharmacist is a senior physiognomy master, you understand, right? Don't be stupid, just nod when you understand, really, you don't know how to be a person at all." ”
Everyone had no choice but to nod mechanically.
Huang Tiedan said again: "This pharmacist's friend, the former has said many times, is a talented and handsome character like this pharmacist, sooner or later he can become a great pharmacist, look, look, this is called a prophecy, what is the ability? What is the foresight? That's right, the pharmacist has really become a great pharmacist now, this handsome guy is really accurate." Brothers, you taste, you taste, this friend of this pharmacist is not powerful? Hahaha. Of course, you can't compare, it's a big difference to this handsome guy. ”
Everyone listened to Huang Tiedan's mouth, eight out of ten sentences were praising him, and two sentences were detrimental to himself, not to mention how awkward it sounded. Everyone has heard that Huang Tie's egg teeth are sharp and sharp, iron teeth and copper teeth, and they didn't believe it before, but this time they have been taught, and it is true.
At this time, a certain B suddenly interrupted: "Huang Yaoshi, no, this friend you are talking about, I have been thinking about it for a while, isn't it you?"
It turned out that a certain B was not very sloppy like others, but more careful, and he was very attentive to everything Huang Tiedan said, and he thought about it carefully, Huang Tiedan said "the grandson of the grandfather of the son of the eldest aunt's family" Isn't it himself? Huang Tiedan had been away for a long time, and a certain B figured out the logic of this matter, so he suddenly interrupted and opened his mouth to question Huang Tiedan.