Chapter 5: Four Tricks to Fight Ghosts

"Little Bell, let go, let go!"

Wu Chongzhen, whose body is a small bell, was once again overwhelmed by her, and her small mouth shouted at her.

Suddenly, he felt something touch him, and immediately shouted to Xiao Lingzi, who was really black, "Little Suzuko, it's not good for you to hold me like this, if you're pregnant, don't blame me!" and grinned at her.

"Oops!"

Little Suzuko screamed strangely in her mouth and hurriedly let go of her hands.

She felt it too.

The current body is not her own, but Wu Zhongzhen, and the functions of the body cannot be completely controlled by herself.

"Little bell, it's okay, it's a big deal, I'll marry you!"

Wu Zhongzhen smiled evilly and joked at her.

"I'll make you laugh!"

Suzuko got angry.

"Smack!"

She slapped herself in the face, and five fingerprints appeared.

"Ouch, auntie, don't hit my handsome face!"

Wu Chongzhen hurriedly shouted at her, and grabbed the hand she slapped in the face with both hands.

"One more slap in the face!"

She angrily used her other hand and hit the other side in the face with a "snap".

Five more fingerprints appeared on his face.

"Alright, alright, little Suzuko, I'm not kidding!"

Wu Chongzhen let go of his hands and raised his hands in surrender in front of her.

"Big Prince, if you joke again, I'll make you a eunuch!"

Suzuko's eyes glared at him, and her right hand made a cutting motion downward.

Wu Chongzhen's face changed, and he shouted to her: "Grandma, you have mercy, I will never make any jokes about you again!"

He was really afraid of annoying the little Suzuko.

If she turns her heart on the side and abolishes herself ruthlessly, it won't be worth it.

"Prince, you said it yourself, I didn't force you!"

Little Suzuko looked at him with a smile on her face, a little proud.

"My eldest prince will never break his word!"

Ushige swore an oath in front of her.

Little Suzuko took the black meteorite out of the bath and handed it to him, "Prince, the bodies of the two of us are swapped, could it be that this meteor is the ghost? Yesterday, when the hands of the two of us were sucked by it at the same time, I had such a strange feeling at that time!" she said her guess in front of Wu Chongzhen.

"Yesterday Prince Ben also had a wonderful feeling, the two of us swapped bodies, it may really have something to do with it!"

Wu Chongzhen took the black meteorite and looked at it, put it on herself, and agreed with her guess.

"Prince, how can we get our bodies back?"

Suzuko asked him with an uneasy expression.

"I don't know about this! If you can figure out how it works, you can change your body back, if you accidentally make a mistake, two people stay in one body, it's bad!"

Ushige replied calmly.

"Prince, what should we do now?"

Suzuko looked at him with a depressed expression.

"What else can I do, of course I'll be the little bell, and you will be the big prince!"

Wu Zhongzhen replied calmly.

"The eldest prince, the two of us have swapped bodies, if a flaw is revealed, will anyone suspect it?"

Suzuko asked him worriedly.

Wu Chongzhen immediately smiled and comforted her: "Little Suzuko, you are the eldest prince, who will doubt you? There will be nothing wrong!" to let her rest assured that she will be the eldest prince. "It's more dangerous for me to be a little bell than you to be a big prince, what if someone bullies me, eats my tofu, and catches me here?" he stretched out his hands and grabbed his chest violently.

"Don't catch it!"

Little Suzuko screamed, stretched out her hands and grabbed his hands, her eyes glaring at him angrily.

"Little Suzuko, I don't really want to arrest it, I just want to ask if you have a bad man doing this, how should I deal with it then?"

Wu Chongzhen asked her with a solemn face.

Hearing him say this, Suzuko let go of her hands.

"The eldest prince, to deal with this situation, there are four tricks!"

She smiled and told Ushige.

"Little Bell, what are the four tricks?"

Wu Chongzhen heard her say that there were four tricks, and asked her expectantly.

Xiao Suzuko immediately told him the four tricks that women use to deal with bad men:

The first move, the second dragon plays with the pearls, inserts the eyes!

The second move: five-clawed dragon, scratch the face!

The third move: one step to the sky, kick the crotch!

The fourth trick: open your teeth and bite people!

She said as she demonstrated in front of him.

"Well, that's a practical trick!"

After watching her demonstration, Wu Zhongzhen practiced it by himself and nodded in praise.

As soon as he lowered his head, his eyes were fixed on his chest, and his expression was a little dazed.

"Don't look at it!"

When Suzuko saw his thief appearance, she yelled at him.

His two palms slapped on his face, raised his head high, stared at him with two eyes, and shouted viciously to him in his mouth: "Prince, before the two of us have changed our bodies, you are neither allowed to touch nor look, do you understand?"

"I understand, I definitely don't touch it, I definitely don't look at it!"

Ushige replied very seriously in front of her.

"The eldest prince, this is like a word!"

Suzuko looked at him with a smile and was very satisfied with his attitude.

"Little Bell, you can't go behind my back to attract bees and butterflies!"

Wu Chongzhen warned her with a serious face.

"Why?"

Little Suzuko looked at him, not quite understanding for a while.

"You forgot, you are the eldest prince now, and you will be the king of the Usz Tibetan Kingdom in the future!"

Wu Chongzhen reminded her loudly.

"That's right!"

Little Suzuko instantly understood and nodded.

She is now handsome and chic, the prince of Wusi Tibetan Kingdom, and it is inevitable to attract flowers and butterflies.

"Little Suzuko, what should I do if I want to take a shower at night?"

Wu Chongzhen thought of a question that was important to the two of them and asked her face to face.

"No bathing!"

Xiao Suzuko didn't think about it, and broke off at him.

"Little bell, you can bear it without taking a bath for a day or two, you said that this time has been a long time, and the body is smelly, can you do it without taking a bath?"

Wu Chongzhen immediately questioned.

Little Suzuko also realized that this was a big problem, and shouted to him: "Eldest Prince, you have a point, it is indeed not okay not to take a bath for a long time!" She thought for a while, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said: "There is a way! I am now the eldest prince, I can invite two more maids to come in, and one person will bathe for us!" After speaking, she smiled.

She was glad she had thought of it.

"Judging from the current situation, this is the only way!"

Wu Chongzhen agrees with this approach.

Once you have a solution, you have to act.

"The eldest prince, then I'll do it now!"

Suzuko said to him, went over and took the gold crown from the hanger and put it on his head, turned around and left.

She left the palace of the eldest prince and went to recruit people outside the palace.

Two people begin to play each other's roles.

The little bell is gone, and she goes to run errands outside the palace.

Wu Chongzhen didn't want to stay by the bath, so he went to find the Pisces jade pendant hidden near the bath, put it on himself, and walked back to Suzuko's room.

He sat down on the embroidery pier in front of the dresser, opened the small drawer under the dresser, found the red silk thread and cut it in a section, took out the Pisces jade pendant, threaded the red silk thread into it and tied it in a knot, and put the Pisces jade around his neck.

There was a breeze blowing in from the window, and it smelled of flowers.

Wu Chong really didn't like the color of the clothes on his body, got up from the embroidery pier, went over to open the wardrobe to take a look, took off the cyan dress on his body and threw it into the wardrobe, changed into a purple skirt, and closed the wardrobe.

He grabbed a pair of small brute boots on the floor next to the closet, put them on, and prepared to go out.

"Tuk Tuk!"

There was a knock at the door.

"Who?"

Wu Chongzhen was taken aback and asked outside.

No one outside answered.

He opened the door and walked out of the room.

A man dressed in the garb of a palace guard stood outside the door, holding a white flower in his hand.

This man's head is triangular, his forehead is narrow, his mouth is wide, his cheeks are full and protruding, and his small eyes are cunning, which makes people think that he will not be a good person when he sees this face.

This unique dignity is really rare in the world.

"Yo, little Suzuko, you're so beautiful today!"

As soon as this man saw Wu Chongzhen, he let out a strange cry in his mouth, and his two eyes looked at him with squinting eyes.

Wu Chongzhen's current body is a small bell, with exquisite curves, delicate and lovely, and she can be regarded as a beauty.

"What do you want to do?"

He glared at the man in the palace guard with a look of disgust.

"Little Suzuko, my black ghost has admired you for a long time, and I deliberately waited until the eldest prince went out to come to you today!"

The man handed the flower to Ushige Mako, a hippie smile, two small eyes fixed on his chest.

"Black ghost, why did you send me a snow lotus!"

Wu Chongzhen recognized that it was a white snow lotus, and immediately asked loudly with a cold face.

"Little Bell, you are the snow lotus in my heart, so I will pick it and give it to you!"

The black ghost smirked at him.

Wu Chongzhen looked at the black ghost's demeanor, and he was very appetizing, this dignity also dared to be a beauty, and he was also drunk.

"Phew, even like you, dare to chase me, who are you as an aunt?"

Wu Chongzhen's eyes looked at the black ghost coldly, with a look of disdain.

"Hehe, little bell, I'm the little disciple of today's national teacher!"

The look on the black ghost's face changed, and his eyes glared at Wu Chongzhen, threatening in front of him.

"Black ghost, what if you are the little disciple of the national teacher? My aunt and grandmother are the maids of the eldest prince, if you dare to touch me, the eldest prince will never let you go!"

Wu Chong is really not afraid of the threat of the black ghost, and he does not show weakness in front of the black ghost.

"It's a pity that the eldest prince is not here, I will move you today!"

The black ghost's face turned cold, threw away the snow lotus in his hand, and grabbed his chest with both hands.

Wu Chongzhen really encountered the situation he had told Xiao Suzuko before.

This black ghost is so bold that he dares to bully himself in the palace of the eldest prince.

"Damn, you fool thinks Lao Tzu is a woman and is easy to bully, right! You turtle bastard, if you don't teach you a lesson, Lao Tzu won't be called Wu Chongzhen!"

Wu Chongzhen instantly caught fire and scolded angrily in his heart.

"Two dragons play with pearls!"

He shouted at the black ghost, and made the first move, using the first move taught by Xiao Lingzi, and the second finger of his right hand quickly inserted into the black ghost's eyes.

"Oops!"

The black ghost didn't expect that the weak-looking little bell would do it to his face, and he was inserted in both eyes and let out an exclamation from his mouth.

"Five-clawed dragon!"

Wu Chongzhen then used the second move taught by Xiao Suzuko, his right hand turned into a claw, and one claw grabbed the left side of the black ghost's face.

"Ahh

The black ghost screamed, and five blood marks were scratched out of his face by a claw.

Girls' nails are generally longer, and the black ghost is scratched with a claw on his face, so it can be comfortable.

"You little slut, look how I clean you up!"

The black ghost was furious, and grabbed Wu Chongzhen's left hand with his right hand.

"One step to the sky!"

Wu Chongzhen didn't panic, and used the third move taught by Xiao Lingzi, raised his right foot, and kicked the black ghost's crotch.

"Huh······ !”

A pig-killing howl came from the black ghost's mouth.

The black ghost's body immediately squatted down, and his right hand grabbed Wu Chongzhen's left hand and held on.

"Gnashing your teeth!"

Seeing that the black ghost still didn't let go, Wu Chong really used the last trick taught by Xiao Lingzi, and opened his mouth to bite the arm of the black ghost's right hand.

The black ghost's right hand suddenly released.

Wu Chongzhen also relented.

The black ghost fell to the ground, and the man had fainted.

"You dog offal, it's uncomfortable not to be beaten!"

Wu Chongzhen looked at the black ghost who fell to the ground, cursed in his mouth, and stomped on the black ghost's leg a few more times.

"Dare to bully me Wu Chongzhen, aren't you looking for a fight yourself!"

He cleaned up the black ghost, and he still had a sense of accomplishment in his heart, and those four tricks were not learned in vain.