Chapter 96 Marathon, the second update of the black household [Wan More Subscription].
Yu Huifei took a closer look, good guys, the remaining four are also black.
Yu Huifei always knew that black people were very grouped. When encountering things, they will help their relatives or not, and this habit is not good or bad, because people are also a manifestation of unity.
It's just that at this moment, when he unites to beat him, he suddenly feels that it is not good to be so united, after all, this is suspected of giving away people's heads collectively.
It's a dead end, and Yu Huifei has nowhere to run.
One of the black men didn't know what he said, but the six of them rushed up with sticks anyway.
Yu Huifei immediately lowered his head to find a brick, he always firmly believed that no matter how hard his fist was, it was better to have a brick in his hand.
At the same time, Yu Huifei stood in front of Song Qing, although he knew that Song Qing's force value was also high, but no matter what, she was a girl, and she always had to take care of it.
At this moment, Qian Youdao picked up the wine bottle in his hand, only to hear him snort coldly, and exert his five fingers!
Click!
The wine bottle was directly pinched and exploded by him!
At this time, Yu Huifei also found the bricks, and he didn't wait for him to make a move.
Qian Youdao grabbed it casually, and then slapped it with one hand, and the bricks broke!
Yu Huifei shouted: "I'm Cao, this is my weapon!"
However, the next moment, Yu Huifei saw that after the black men who rushed over saw these two scenes, the eyes that were originally locked on the two instantly wandered away, looked behind the two, and then raised the stick and ran past them, and then as if they were really walking, they turned around in the alley and ran out, and after a while, they ran away.
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while.
Qian Youdao said with a smile: "I have long heard that these guys look like lions on the grassland, but in fact they are antelopes on the grassland, and they find that they can't beat anyone faster than anyone else." This can be regarded as the life-saving culture taught to them by the prairie. After all, when encountering an opponent who can't be beaten, admitting cowardice and running away is the best way to survive. ”
Yu Huifei thinks about it, it seems that this is indeed the truth.
Originally, I still despised those few black people for not having the courage, but after thinking about it like this, I can't blame others. After all, the culture that people have been exposed to since childhood is like that, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with using all means to ensure that they survive under nature.
The enemy ran away, and the three of them were not in a hurry, they went out slowly, called a substitute driver to send the three of them to the hotel together, opened the room, and went back to their respective rooms, it was time to go to bed......
The next morning, Qian Youdao knocked on Yu Huifei's door early.
"What's wrong?" Yu Huifei asked with a yawn.
Qian Youdao said: "That guy called me just now, saying that the girl called the police." If you say we beat her, you want to sue us......"
"Oh, and then?" asked Yu Huifei.
Qian Youdao said with a smile: "Then, it's useless for her to say anything, everyone present said that she was drunk and beat her friends away, and then she had to show everyone the iron head skill." As soon as the bottle went up, he knocked himself unconscious.
In the middle, I also smashed a lot of liquor ...... in the store."
Speaking of this, Qian Youdao couldn't help but smile: "Cheng Buli's grandson counted all the wine everyone drank on her head, saying that she was eye-catching and entertaining the audience......
Now she is still settling accounts there, and it is estimated that she will have to lose a lot of money. ”
When Yu Huifei heard this, he was immediately happy, and scolded in his mouth: "Hey, that guy Cheng Buli is too inauthentic and shameless, how can he do this? ”
Hearing this, Qian Youdao smiled: "You are really ...... Shameless. ”
Yu Huifei raised his head unreasonably, arched his hand and said, "Each other!"
At this time, Song Qing also woke up, and the two told her about it, and the girl's tears of laughter came out: "It's really like a gathering of things, are the shameless people in this world all drawn together by you?"
Yu Huifei also smiled, he wanted to form a shameless army, but unfortunately there were not enough people.
However, Yu Huifei thought about it carefully, as far as his labor reform bureau was concerned, at present, there was really no one who came over to be embarrassed. If we continue to develop at this pace, we may really be able to achieve the achievement of the Shameless Legion. Thinking of this, Yu Huifei also had a headache.
If there are more people, there will be more mouths, and every day you eat, drink, and Lazar, that's all money!
Just as Yu Hui was not worried, he heard someone talking on the phone while walking, saying, "Yes, Gulin is going to hold a Spring Festival Marathon."
Ha ha......
You can rest assured that it is absolutely international, standardized, fair, fair and open.
I've heard that many foreigners have already signed up.
The rewards will definitely not be bad, the first place is 500,000, the second place is 300,000, and the third place is 100,000.
Cash and card are issued on the spot!"
Watching the man walk in front of him, Yu Huifei squinted his eyes......
"Tempted?" Qian Youdao still has a little understanding of Yu Huifei's economic situation.
Song Qing understands better, his second grandfather has long been poor and shameless.
Yu Huifei nodded......
Song Qingdao: "Do you want to take the first place of 500,000?"
Qian Youdao said with a smile: "The first place is a bit difficult, listen to that person, there are many international friends in this marathon." These people are definitely not just tourists, they are all prepared. Maybe it's for the bonus...... But you can still fight for third place, what do you say?"
Yu Huifei glanced at them and said, "It's all adults, one by one, what do you want?"
Qian Youdao said with a smile: "Also, this kind of competition, it is really difficult to get a ranking." We haven't signed up yet, we're dreaming here, it's not good. ”
Yu Huifei glanced at him and said: "I mean, they are all adults, speak more loudly, and be bold! When is it, do you still do multiple-choice questions? I want to have them all! One, two, three, I'll take them all!"
"What?" Song Qing and Qian Youdao both exclaimed.
Yu Huifei smiled: "Isn't it strange?"
Yu Huifei already has a plan in his mind, if he wants to run, he doesn't believe that those so-called athletes can run past black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, and the cowherd who has been running for 800 years!
But here comes the problem.
Yu Huifei pulled Qian Youdao and Song Qing into the room and closed the door.
"What are you doing? Qian Youdao asked curiously.
Yu Huifei closed the curtains, and then asked, "Brother, I know you have energy." ”
Qian Youdao immediately said: "I have the ability to lead you, but ...... If you ask me to help you cheat, go through the back door and take all three, then it will definitely be no fun. ”
Yu Huifei said: "It's not this, my situation is a bit special." To be precise, my eldest cousin and little cousin are in a special situation. ”
"Brother Lang and Brother Black and White?" Qian Youdao immediately knew who Yu Huifei was talking about.
Yu Huifei nodded: "You have also seen that my relatives actually don't know much about the outside world." The reason is very simple, they all came out of the big ravine, they haven't been to school for a few years since they were young, let alone out of the village, and they are said to be savages, but in fact they are similar. As for my two cousins, their brains aren't very good ......."
Song Qingdao: "I said that they look a little weird, and they often seem a little out of place when doing things." And they seem to pretend to be black and white impermanence into the play......"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, I'm in the play." Now they think that they are black and white, and it is useless for me to say anything. Otherwise, why should I open a ghost inn? Isn't it to fit them and feed them?"
Hearing this, Qian Youdao and Song Qing glanced at Yu Huifei with admiration, although Yu Huifei felt a little embarrassed. But if you think about it carefully, isn't he just a ghost inn because of those labor prisoners?
Otherwise, he would have gone to the big city to wander the world, find a white rich beauty, and walk to the peak of life.
Therefore, Yu Huifei's expression was extremely calm and serious.
Qian Youdao and Song Qing glanced at him again with admiration and said, "You are so thick-skinned!"
Yu Huifei's face finally turned red...... The two of them don't admire him for his righteousness!
Qian Youdao: "You say, what do you need me to do." ”
Yu Huifei said very directly: "Their ID cards have been lost a long time ago, and it will definitely be too late to reissue them now." In fact, I didn't know how to help them reissue, and their household registration books were lost on the way here. Now it's a black household......
But to sign up for a marathon, they must at least have an ID card or something, right?"
Qian Youdao thought for a while: "This is not difficult, I know how to get a fake." It should be no problem to register and participate in the competition. ”
Yu Huifei said: "Then I'll rest assured......"
Song Qingdao: "Since I have caught up with the marathon, I will also sign up and run together when the time comes." ”
Yu Huifei said: "Can you run down?"
Song Qingdao: "Try it, you should be able to run down, I usually run five kilometers every day." ”
Yu Huifei looked at Qian Youdao, and the guy was a little embarrassed and said, "You know, I'm ...... It's just practicing martial arts, this fist and foot is okay, if you run...... What kind of eyes do you have? without contempt!
Come on......
I'll sign up too, right?"
"That's right, it's just running, and I don't want your life. Yu Huifei smiled.
Now that the discussion has been completed, Qian Youdao will contact the organizer to see where to sign up and what needs to be paid attention to.
I didn't know if I didn't inquire, but when I inquired, I found out that this time Gulin really made a lot of money and planned to hold a real international competition.
So there is no ambiguity in the bonuses, and the top ten have money to get!
In addition to the top three who take the lion's share, the remaining fourth to fifth places are 20,000 yuan each, and the sixth to tenth places are 10,000 yuan each!
Yu Huifei calculated, if he took it all, the bonus alone would be 990,000!
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly turned red, he grabbed Qian Youdao's hand and asked, "Brother, I know that you can endure greatness, you see......
How many dogs do we have at home, can I sign up?"
Qian Youdao: "@#¥@%......"
There are only two days left until the last day of registration!
Time is tight, and we have to hurry.
Yu Huifei rushed out of the hotel and ran home.
Song Qing didn't follow this time, but took the initiative to ask to stay in the ancient forest, looking at Yu Huifei's back, she pursed her lips and said: "Stupid......! Pigs!"
After going back, Yu Huifei directly called out the black and white impermanence and the cowherd.
"What are you doing?"
Seeing Yu Huifei's anxious appearance, everyone was also curious.
The bull head was the first to ask, "Xiaoyu, what are you doing here?"
Yu Huifei said: "Brothers, the opportunity to make money has come! Before and after, you can earn 990,000 yuan!"
Hearing the words, everyone's eyes lit up!
Once they get this money, they will not only be able to pay off most of the regular arrears, but they will also have a surplus.
It's enough for them to eat and drink for a while.
Niu Tou thumped his hands on his chest and said, "Don't sell it, let's say, which bank to rob!"
Yu Huifei gave him a blank look: "Get out, grab a hairy bank." ”
Then Yu Huifei told everyone in detail about the upcoming National Spring Festival Marathon in Gulin, and said that Qian Youdao was helping Bai Wuchang, Dizang and Cowherd to apply for fake certificates.
Niu Tou Ma was anxious: "Even if the three of them can get the top three, won't the latter still not be able to get it?" Although the money is small, no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, they are still meat." ”
The Howling Dog said, "That's right, that's right...... Do you have a dog marathon here? I think I'll be able to come back with a first place. It's really not good, brother dog, I'll run with you on two legs, just give me a tenth place. ”
Yu Huifei scolded with a smile: "I've thought about everything you can think of, but people have said it, no." ”
The Roaring Sky Dog snorted and said, "You keep saying that it is fair, but the result is still not discrimination from the Zhong clan? You discriminate against our dog clan and despise you." ”
Yu Huifei didn't bother to take care of him......
At this time, Cui Jue said lightly: "Xiaoyu, you run the exercises, follow along, and get the top ten, it should be no problem." Add me and we'll have five spots......"
Ma Mian said, "What about the other five?"
Cui Jue shook his head and said, "I can't take it anymore, in fact, I think five is a bit too much."
Xiaoyu said that this is a conference, and if he gets the top few, it will definitely be dazzling.
But have you thought about it?
Are we really fit for exposure?
What if someone digs deeper?
False testimony is a false testimony after all, and it cannot stand scrutiny. ”
Hearing this, Yu Huifei also had a headache.
At this moment, Qian Youdao called: "Brother, have you taken the photo? You sent it to me, I don't need to do it this time, just do it for real!"
Yu Huifei was stunned: "My Cao, brother, are you so awesome?
Qian Youdao said: "This ...... Ay...... How to say it.
Anyway, it's my friend's awesome, not me.
As long as the person you provide is indeed of our Chinese ancestry and is not an outsider, you can handle it. After all, you can't throw your own brothers out of the big country, right?"
Although Yu Huifei felt that this guy's speech was a bit vain, no matter what, he could do it.
Yu Huifei said: "That's okay, you can help my uncle Cui Jue, black and white cousin, eldest cousin, and Xiao Jizang all make one." ”
"Alright, you can send a picture. Qian Youdao patted his chest and shouted.
Yu Huifei was immediately relieved, he didn't expect someone to send a pillow when he was sleepy, and the thing he was worried about was solved at once, happy!
After Yu Huifei told Cui Jue about the matter, a group of guys were suddenly overjoyed.