Yu Huifei hurriedly kicked him: "Stay where it's cool." ”

The bull head tugged at the tail of the howling dog, whether he wanted it or not, and pulled it directly, and then pinched his dog's mouth.

Yu Huifei asked the cowherd: "What did the dead dog say just now?" ”

The old cowherd blushed and said, "I ...... me too Not...... Well...... Didn't hear clearly. ”

Everyone said that they didn't hear clearly, so they lifted the stubble.

Then Yu Huifei continued to ask: "Can you tell me what the situation is after you get married? Fairies are really so fierce? Don't get me wrong, the main thing is that brother, I have also considered finding a fairy as a wife before." I wanted to learn from you......"

When the cowherd heard this, his eyes suddenly widened, and then he slapped Yu Huifei's thigh with great righteousness and said, "Don't!"

Yu Hui is not painful, he estimates that after this slap, the marks left on his thighs will not be able to go away for a few days!

Yu Huifei said: "Brother, if you have something to say, let's not do it." ”

Cowherd said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm too excited."

Well, are you really interested in fairies?"

Yu Huifei nodded subconsciously, joke, who is not interested in fairies?

Over there, the bull-headed horse-faced, black and white impermanence, including the roaring dog, all scolded in unison: "Scumbag!"

Yu Huifei is too lazy to deal with them, he is busy with this set of words.

As a result, he was at the head of the ......

Syllable!

The cowherd slapped Yu Huifei's thigh again: "Don't!"

Yu Huifei hurriedly turned around, turned his back to the cowherd, and kept his thighs away from the cowherd's big slap as much as possible!

lest you be beaten......

Yu Huifei said: "That, why?"

Cowherd sighed: "If you really want to find it, remember, don't look for the Jade Emperor's family." Brother, my history of blood and tears is a lesson for you. ”

Yu Huifei wondered, the emperor's family, or the world's largest emperor's family, isn't it a good thing to marry a princess like that? It is definitely the kind of ancestor of the glory of the ancestors, or the kind of the eighteenth generation of the ancestors!

Even if the old ancestor died, it is estimated that he can be dug up by the people of the underworld, and he will be offered with good food and drink.

That's really the glory of the ancestors.

Cowherd sighed: "Because the emperor's family is too dark, especially the mother-in-law is too calculating." ”

Yu Huifei poured another glass of wine for the Cowherd and asked, "You speak slowly." ”

The Cowherd took another bite and said, "Hey, you should have heard of the Queqiao Club, right?"

Yu Huifei nodded: "I have heard your story, and your mother-in-law is very ruthless." directly drew a galaxy between you, so that you were separated from each other and became a long-distance relationship. You can only see each other once a year, which is too ruthless.

If she doesn't feel sorry for you, forget it, why don't you even feel sorry for your own daughter?"

The Cowherd sneered and said, "What do you know?"

Yu Huifei was stunned: "Isn't it right?"

The Cowherd took the wine bottle directly, took a big sip and said, "At first, I thought that the old lady was menopause, and she deliberately couldn't get along with me." She won't let me see her daughter......

But with the help of the magpies, I can take the magpie bridge every year, so that I can meet the lady.

At that time, I was innocent.

I worked hard to make money, buy the best gifts, and give her the best gifts for that meeting. ”

Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Yes, after all, we only see each other once a year." It's hard to meet, and I have to send the best. ”

Cowherd said: "That's what I think and do." It wasn't until later that I heard a rabbit say to me......"

"What are you talking about?" Yu Huifei asked curiously.

Cowherd said: "He told me that there is one day in heaven and one year on earth!"

Burst!

Yu Huifei squirted all the wine!

The others laughed straight away......

Yu Huifei was very smart, and immediately figured out the key, and couldn't help but scold: "I'm Cao, black!"

The Cowherd lamented, "Yes...... It's too dark. On the surface, I go to see her once a year, but in fact, in her opinion, we see each other every day!

She eats, drinks, dances and dances there every day, and comes to meet me when the time comes, and she has a different gift every day.

And me?

Grass ......"

Yu Huifei patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and at the same time lamented in his heart: "Grandma's leg, ruining childhood! The result is a good show for the black-hearted mother-in-law to calculate her son-in-law......"

However, Yu Huifei still said: "Okay, no matter what, don't you also sleep with her daughter." ”

The cowherd said: "I'm going to sleep, I'm sleeping, I'm going to sleep, and I don't have any complaints." ”

Yu Huifei was stunned and said, "No, the legend says that you all have children." ”

Cowherd said: "Is a calf a child?

Yu Huifei was dumbfounded, but said again: "Didn't you agree later? Although they were separated, they also met once a year, you have saved up bullets for a year, and with your figure, you can't turn into a Gatling?"

The Cowherd didn't understand what Gatling was, but he guessed it, and asked Yu Huifei with a flushed face: "Do you know what the Queqiao Club is?"

Yu Huifei said: "I know, every year on Qixi Festival, a large group of magpies gather and build a magpie bridge, so that you and the Weaver Girl can cross the galaxy and meet on the galaxy, that is a big event in the world, right?"

Cowherd said: "Yes, then you tell me, in front of millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions of magpies, can you do it?"

Yu Huifei was stunned......

Then he thought about it carefully, there were tens of millions of eyes under his feet, hundreds of millions of pairs of eyes looking at him, and he suddenly felt excited.

Cowherd continued: "What's more, my mother-in-law found someone to write our story into a romantic love story and spread it around. Everyone in the world knows that we are going to meet on that day...... Look at the lively, the crowd is crowded!

What do you think, what can we do? What can you do?

Just give you that scene, what can you do?!"

The cowherd questioned one after another, it was a bloody cry.

Yu Huifei was completely speechless, countless magpies watched, countless people watched, this Nima ......

Don't talk about what to do, I guess even the pervert has withered, right?

Yu Huifei coughed dryly: "This ...... It's ruthless. ”

Yu Huifei is convinced, the queen mother's abacus is really awesome.

No wonder it is said that immortals like to play chess with people and play chess. He didn't think it before, but now it seems that sure enough, this Nima chess master is awesome, step by step, don't say that he won't let you marry his own daughter, don't say that he won't let you touch his daughter, give you a chance, and then ...... Checkmate!

Yu Huifei said: "Since you are unsatisfactory, it is better to divorce, right?"

The Cowherd sighed: "I can't bear it...... Actually, our Weaver Girl is still very good......"

Yu Huifei can't say anything, no matter how good the girl is, she can't eat it, and she can't play it.

The Cowherd is estimated to have drunk it, this time there is no need for Yu Huifei to ask, and he said directly and cheerfully: "This time our snow covers the mountain, and it is not cold, so I drank more, and the result was inexplicably distributed." Hell knows what crazy that old lady is doing!"

Yu Huifei was dumbfounded......

Yu Huifei didn't think so, he subconsciously glanced at Bai Wuchang, he always felt that the two wines might be similar.

But to say that the Cowherd beat the Queen Mother, Yu Huifei didn't believe it.

The Cowherd is a mortal, and no matter how much wine he drinks, he won't beat the Queen Mother, right?

However, Yu Huifei is not in a hurry, and wants to know that the answer is simple!

So Yu Huifei said: "Come, brother, don't say anything, drink." ”

Everyone picked up the wine glasses, and the cowherd picked up the wine bottle and said proudly: "Drink, it's dry!"

Then, the cowherd tilted his head and drank the rest of the wine.

After drinking, the cowherd's face became redder and redder, and his eyes began to grow bloodshots.

Yu Huifei looked at it, and had a bad premonition, so he quickly hid in the distance.

Sure enough, the next moment, I saw the Cowherd jumping up, and then pointed to the sky and shouted: "Stinky old lady!

I'm a cowherd, do you remember me?

You bad old girl, no one wants you, so you're going to pit Lao Tzu?

How long did the Jade Emperor not touch you to make you look like this bird?

You are a menopausal old woman, the front is not convex and the back is not curled, the chest is sagging, there is no buttocks, the waist is thick and the hips are pulled, and the face looks like a big facelift......"

Yu Huifei was stunned at first, not only him, but also the bullherd, the black and white impermanence and others probably hadn't seen the cowherd drunk.

One by one, they were all stunned when they heard these words.

But the next moment, a group of people rushed up with a hula and immediately pressed the cowherd to the ground, directly covering his mouth and tying the rope.

At the same time, the bull head shouted: "Little fish, come and help!"

That old titch...... Ahem, the mother is very vindictive.

If he scolds again, we'll all have to take a break!"

When Yu Huifei heard this, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly ran over to help plug the Cowherd's mouth......

The cowherd's wine came up quickly, and the past was fast, and he fell asleep after struggling for a while.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as they sat down, they saw that the cowherd suddenly opened his eyes, and with a force, the rope broke directly!

Yu Huifei took the lead this time and rushed forward.

The others followed, and quickly gagged and tied up the goods again.

This time, everyone learned wisely and knew that the Cowherd had great strength, so they simply tied him up with the soul hook chain.

During this period, Hei Wuchang kept shouting to wear the pipa bone, and if he wore it, the other party couldn't make a fuss.

Of course, Yu Huifei refused, the Cowherd is also a hard-working baby, and he can't make such a heavy black hand.

Finally, the Cowherd fell asleep again, but everyone didn't dare to rest, and sat around the Cowherd one by one, guarding him against running away and scolding at any time.

Yu Huifei saw that the Cowherd didn't move for a long time, so he asked, "Brother Niu, you seem to have an intersection with him." But aren't you in charge of the internal affairs of the prefecture, and how do you know him so well?"

The bull head said: "Hey...... What else could it be.

When he was with the Seven Fairies, Yang Shou fell.

But the Seven Fairies used their mana to forcibly renew his life......

We can't bear this, and then the old black and white go, and the result is to do it.

This kind of thing happened several times, and then it was the Jade Emperor's side that made a decree, and we turned a blind eye. ”

Cui Jue said: "At that time, the Jade Emperor ordered him to continue his life for 800 years, and now the calculation is almost there." ”

Yu Huifei said: "Could it be that he will die?"

Cui Jue shook her head and said, "The Queen Mother just likes to calculate, and the Jade Emperor is magnanimous." Actually, I take good care of him...... I guess I'll give him another life when the time comes. It is also possible to directly let him rank in the immortal class, and he will never die from now on. ”

Yu Huifei thinks about it, there are seven fairies behind him, and whether he dies or not is what people say.

It really wasn't that easy for him to die......

Thinking about it like this, Yu Huifei was a little envious again.

But when he thought of it, the Queqiao Club suddenly withered, and he even wondered if the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were singing with a red face and a white face!

This Nima, this kind of life is more uncomfortable than death.

Didn't you use practical actions to tell others not to beat their daughter's idea?

Is this a live advertisement?

Thinking about Yu Huifei, he felt a chill all over his body.

He couldn't help but sigh: "Fairy, you can only watch from a distance, and you can't blaspheme Yan!"

This night, everyone didn't sleep much, there was no way, the Cowherd was like a corpse, a corpse for a while, who could stand it.

I am afraid that he will get up in the middle of the night and continue to scold the Queen Mother, and then he will cause trouble.

At the same time, Yu Huifei already understood why this goods were distributed, with his kind of scolding, it would be good if he didn't turn his back and throw it into the heavenly prison and the eighteenth layer of hell.

The next morning......

The cowherd woke up, rubbed his head melon seeds, smiled at everyone honestly, and with a mouth, he saw the black and white impermanence on the side copying the soul hooking chain!

Bull head and horse face, take off your socks directly!

Yu Huifei rolled up his sleeves......

Cui Jue picked up the judge's pen.

One by one, they looked at him nervously!

He scratched his head and said, "Everyone, are you sleeping well?"

When everyone heard it, they knew that eighty percent of this product was sober, otherwise the first opening sentence after being drunk would not be so gentle.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment they were angry, and they scolded one by one: "Good your sister!"

The next moment, the cowherd was thrown to the ground by everyone, and then he was beaten by the underworld.

Until this product was beaten up, he was in a state of bewilderment, and I don't know why everyone beat him.

Yu Huifei squinted at this goods, and then looked at Niu Tou Ma Mian and the others.

Drinking too much bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence is at most beating your own people, that is, a pain of flesh and skin.

But the Cowherd is definitely not as simple as beating people, but directly pit his own people, and maybe he will die in one go. This kind of person is too dangerous, he pondered, and he resolutely can't let the Cowherd drink in the future......

And the scolding words of this thing after drinking are too vicious, what old ladies, what menopause, what chest sagging, the front does not protrude and the back is not curled, and the waist is flat...... Grandma's, this is changed for Yu Huifei is the queen mother, and it is estimated that she will have to run away.

Not to mention ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, because those are all must-bring gifts!

Before the Nine Thunders hit the top, you have to add an eighteen-layer hell Centennial Tour!

However, Yu Huifei still leaned over and told the Cowherd about his performance last night.

When the Cowherd heard this, he said in disbelief: "How is it possible? I have grown so big, I have never been so vulgar!"

Yu Huifei patted him on the shoulder and said, "Believe it or not, but if you drink again, we really have to tie you up and find a place where no one is there to bury you." ”

The cowherd quickly shut up, and said, "Don't worry, I won't drink too much in the future." ”

Yu Huifei nodded reassuringly, and then told the Cowherd about the situation on his side.

After hearing this, the Cowherd exclaimed, "This is the mortal world?"

Yu Huifei nodded: "Yes, is there a problem?"

The Cowherd wanted to cry without tears: "I thought I could finally be separated from her for a year, and let her feel the pain of seeing her once a year." Results ......"

Yu Huifei patted him on the shoulder sympathetically and said, "Okay, don't say it, since you're here, enjoy life." ”

What can the Cowherd say?

When he went downstairs, Yu Huifei said: "There is a girl in the front yard......"

When the cowherd heard this, he snorted and said: "Don't talk about the object, women are all pits!"

Yu Huifei glanced at him and said, "This girl is a good girl." ”

"It's a woman who is a pit! The Weaver Girl is also a good girl, didn't she pit me? The Queen Mother or the Heavenly Fairy Fairy Exemplar, the example is like that, even if other women don't learn from the blue, the blue is better than the blue, at least there must be seven or eight points like it, right?

Brother, my brother is from here, you listen to me.

Staying away from women is really free, really happy!" The Cowherd said to Yu Hui in a serious manner.

Yu Huifei glanced at him and said, "Pull it down, if you really think so, why do you want to take viagra back?"

The cowherd was not shy about it, and said bluntly: "It was prepared for my big scalper, and he has been a little overwhelmed recently." ”

Yu Huifei suddenly sweated like rain on his head, grandma, it turned out to be like this! No wonder this eight-hundred-year-old virgin in front of him wants viagra, and his feelings are not for his own use.

Yu Huifei said: "Okay, don't say anything." ”

At this time, Cui Jue shouted: "Xiaoyu, it's time to eat." ”

Yu Huifei said: "Let's go, let's eat." ”

"Brother, you listen to your brother's advice, stay away from women, and cherish life. "The Cowherd hasn't given up yet.

Yu Huifei said helplessly: "Brother, can we not mention this stubble?"

The Cowherd said very righteously: "No! Good brother is angry, I can't fall into the fire pit myself, and I still watch you fall into it." Don't worry, if you are embarrassed to refuse, my brother will come forward and help you get her out!"

When Yu Huifei heard this, his head was full of cold sweat, and he couldn't wait to go up to the fourth floor immediately to flip through the broken book to see if there was any one that could return the labor prisoners who were sent to him.

Grandma's, if this stirs up yellow for him, he really wants to kill someone!

Yu Huifei said: "Brother Lang, if you really think of me as a brother, don't you mess up? I've been single for more than 20 years!"

The cowherd looked at him with envy: "You are so happy!"

When Yu Huifei heard this, he blew up directly, pulled his hair hard, and scolded in his heart: "Rely on you cowherd, you are really a cow, you can be stubborn!"

This is not to stir Lao Tzu into an eight-hundred-year-old single, you will not give up."

Yu Huifei took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to beat the cowherd.

The main thing is to look left and right, they are not there, and it is estimated that they can't beat it.

Yu Huifei tried hard to squeeze out a smile, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth and said, "Brother Lang, I thank you in advance for the eighteenth generation of ancestors." ”

The Cowherd patted his chest and said with great righteousness and honesty: "Don't be so polite, and don't thank them." Don't worry, with your brother here, no woman can get within three meters of you!"

Yu Huifei raised his head with tears, and wailed in his heart: "Nima's queen mother, which tendon did you send me this goods." ”

Yu Huifei was finally helpless, so he could only say to the cowherd: "Okay, brother, I have a showdown with you."

None of us know how to cook.

The woman is here to cook for us, and if you want to eat something delicious, you have to point to her.

So, ah......"

The cowherd slapped his chest and said with great righteousness: "Isn't it just cooking?

Brother, you don't have to accommodate her because of this!

Just drive it away, no problem!"

Yu Huifei was furious in his heart, why was this fool in front of him so upright?

Don't you have the eyesight to see it?

Don't you understand that Lao Tzu wants to pick up girls?

Lao Tzu wants a woman!

Don't you want to drive her away?

Is Lao Tzu accommodating and tactfully rejecting him?

Yu Huifei wondered, how did the Cowherd's IQ catch up with the Weaver Girl, does the Weaver Girl like the mentally retarded?

However, Yu Huifei still said: "Brother Lang, this is ...... Belch...... Her cooking was very much to my liking. It also meets other people's appetites, and everyone likes this bite...... What you make may be delicious, too. But not necessarily to our liking, you know?"

The Cowherd was stunned for a moment, then touched his chin, nodded and said, "It seems to be ...... I kind of understood. It's true that everyone's tastes are different, and what I make may not be what you like to eat. ”

Yu Huifei said Amitabha, this thing is finally enlightened!

Then the cowherd grinned, and said honestly with a little treacherous: "But don't worry, brother, brother, I am born with a ability." That's unforgettable, I'll go back and steal the teacher, and after learning her dishes, hehe......"

Yu Huifei said in his heart: "Hey, hey, your uncle, the woman who is still thinking about driving away Lao Tzu?

Anyway, the Cowherd promised not to do it now.

Yu Huifei wiped his cold sweat and took the cowherd to the restaurant.

Except for the bull-faced horse-faced whistling dog, the rest of the people were waiting in the restaurant.

Liu Xin saw Yu Huifei coming with a stranger, and immediately added a pair of bowls and chopsticks.

Yu Huifei gave the Cowherd a look, as if to say, "See, this is a woman, considerate!"

However, the cowherd smiled and said in a low voice: "Nothing to be courteous is either treacherous or thief, woman, it is really treacherous! brother, you have to be careful." ”

Yu Huifei was miserable in his heart, he really wanted to put the bowl in front of him on his face!

But he also knows that the Cowherd is also a poor person.

An eight-hundred-year-old virgin is still an old virgin with a wife, and it is estimated that if he were an ordinary person, he would have had a child with that big scalper......

This thing is a bit mentally abnormal, and Yu Huifei can't understand it.

So he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Sit down, eat." ”

After the cowherd sat down, he saw that it was a bowl of porridge, and his brows furrowed slightly.

At this time, Liu Xin pushed a plate of side dishes over, and it was a plate of spicy cabbage.

Yu Huifei didn't say a word, but first took a bite and said.

Spicy cabbage with porridge, Yu Huifei eats very fragrant.

After the cowherd took a bite, his brows furrowed, and he muttered: "The taste...... That's good. No wonder you can threaten you with food, rest assured, my brother will definitely save you from the fire. ”

Yu Hui was not sweating profusely, so he hurriedly took the bowl and went to sit next to Liu Xin.

As a result, before he could sit down, a huge figure, a stride grabbed in front of him, and then sat on the edge of Liu Xin.

The body of more than two meters is like a wall, blocking all of Yu Huifei's vision and sealing all of Liu Xin's perspectives.

Yu Huifei looked at the cowherd sadly, the cowherd grinned, smiled, and straightened his chest as if to say: "No thanks!"

Yu Huifei directly hit his head on the table, and said in his heart: "Nima, let Lao Tzu die! Who dragged this thing away, save me!"

Liu Xin was also confused, but he didn't ask much and ate quietly.

After eating, Liu Xin began to clean up the kitchen, but the cowherd said, "No, leave it to me here." ”

"This ......" Liu Xin looked at Yu Huifei in amazement.

Yu Huifei said: "This is my eldest cousin, you can just call him Brother Lang." ”

Yu Huifei introduced Liu Xin again: "This is our customer, and it is also the most beautiful flower in our yard, Liu Xin girl." ”

The cowherd smiled, and was just about to open his mouth, but Yu Huifei was afraid that this thing would say something annoying, so he said directly: "Okay, don't say it, if you have nothing to do, you go to the cemetery to see if there are any wild boars or something to come over to fight the autumn wind." ”

The Cowherd already knew that Yu Huifei was in the cemetery here, and he also knew that there were some martyrs buried in it.

This guy is also enthusiastic, and he was moved to tears after listening to the stories of the martyrs.

patted his chest and shouted to protect them, and now when he heard this, he nodded and said, "Don't worry, I'll go." ”

After saying that, he didn't compete with Liu Xin for the right to work in the kitchen, and when he got outside, he went to the cemetery with a handful of heads.

Yu Huifei asked in confusion: "Brother Lang, what are you doing with a pickaxe?"

The cowherd waved the hoe in his hand casually, as if waving a straw stick, and said domineeringly: "This thing is used to take advantage of it!"

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, sure enough, the people with cows in their names are all strange men!

The hoe Yu Huifei felt heavy when he swung it a few times now, but it was like a straw in the hands of the cowherd.

Regardless of the cowherd, Yu Huifei turned back to Liu Xin and said: "My eldest cousin suffered a very serious emotional injury back then, so when I saw a woman, I subconsciously disgusted it. Will make some, huh...... It's not too out of line, but it shouldn't be too flattering. Please forgive me......"

"Did he ever have a love wound?" Liu Xin said in surprise.

Yu Huifei nodded, and before he could say anything, he heard Liu Xin say: "Some people like such a stunned person?"

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, and he remembered that although Liu Xin has a good personality, when she speaks, she occasionally doesn't go through her brain.

It is conceivable that in the future, when these two people are together, that feeling will be ......

One has a heart, the other has no intention, and he will also needle the tip of the wheat!

Yu Huifei suddenly felt that his brain was going to explode, this day is not good!

However, Yu Huifei still said: "Don't tell him this." ”

Liu Xin also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and covered his mouth and said, "I know, but how did he get hurt?"

Yu Huifei thought about it and hurriedly made up nonsense.

There's no way, he can't tell the truth, saying that the Cowherd has encountered the blackest old man and mother-in-law in the world, right?

So Yu Huifei said: "That's the case, he used to have a girlfriend, and the relationship was very good."

But later, when talking about marriage, his mother-in-law blocked horizontally and vertically, and almost got mixed up.

But after they got married, his mother-in-law and father-in-law did not stop, and joined hands to answer him.

No, I've been married for several years, but I haven't had sex with my wife until now.

I also have to pay my salary every day to buy gifts, and I can't do it without a day.

The point is that his wife lives in a luxury villa, and he can only live in the village......"

Hearing this, Liu Xin covered his mouth and said, "There is such a person in this world?"

Either you don't get married, you can't live together when you get married, what's going on?"

Yu Huifei said: "I can't understand it, right?"

Liu Xin nodded and said, "I can't understand it." ”

Yu Huifei said: "I can't understand it either, I guess menopause...... Forget it, let's not talk about it. Can we eat that sauerkraut?"

When it came to eating, Liu Xin suddenly forgot about what happened before: "It's not good yet, the sour taste is not enough." Just wait......

By the way, come out with me in a moment and buy some flour and come back. ”

Yu Huifei nodded, I said this yesterday.

Moreover, it is true that some pasta is needed, otherwise it would be a hassle to make breakfast for so many people in the morning.

If you make dumplings, it will be simple, and Liu Xin doesn't have to get up too early, it's too hard.

So the two went out to buy noodles, and as a result, when they inquired, the only grain store in the village was sold out.

Not to mention noodles, there are no noodles pockets.

Yu Huifei only then remembered that now that the snow has closed the mountain, and the materials from outside cannot come in, the villagers are probably a little panicked and have begun to hoard supplies.

However, it is not the local villagers who are really hoarding supplies, after all, they all have fields and have enough surplus food.

The main people who hoard materials are those foreign merchants, these people have no land, and the mountains are covered by heavy snow, so they must store a large amount of grain, otherwise they are afraid that there will be no last meal.

Yu Huifei smiled bitterly: "It seems that our big plan to make dumplings and bean buns has come to naught." ”

Liu Xin touched his chin and said, "Yes...... But you can't always eat rice, can you? That's too boring......

Speaking of this, Liu Xin snapped his fingers and said, "There you have!"

Yu Huifei subconsciously asked, "How many months?"

"Phew!" Liu Xin took a sip of Yu Huifei and walked away with a red face.

Yu Huifei grinned, followed behind Liu Xin, put his hands behind his head, and whistled......

At this time, the old man on the side of the road glanced at it and said, "Little rascal!"

Yu Huifei glanced at him, but still asked, "Old man, how is your business lately?"

"Fuck off! The snow is closing the road, and people have a hard time walking, who still rides bicycles? Old Zhang Tou said angrily.

Yu Huifei laughed and said, "Then you still come out to set up a stall? At this time, you should drink some wine on the kang." ”

Lao Zhangtou shook his head and said, "It's boring to drink a fart alone." ”

Yu Huifei was stunned, he always thought that this old man also brought his family here, but he didn't expect that he was a lonely person.

Yu Huifei said: "The family is gone?"

The old man picked up the board in his hand and threw it over: "You're not here! Young people, they're all wandering outside." ”

Yu Huifei was dumbfounded, picked up the board, and threw it back gently: "Go to my house tomorrow night to drink two cups?"

The old man was stunned: "Go to your house?"

Yu Huifei said: "Yes, calculate the time, tomorrow should be the first day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, right?

Lao Zhangtou's eyes lit up and flashed, but he immediately pressed it back, and said impatiently: "Let's talk about it tomorrow." ”

Yu Huifei nodded and beckoned Liu Xin to go home.

Liu Xin said: "Winter Clothes Festival? ”

Yu Huifei said: "On the first day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, the Winter Clothes Festival, northerners have more lives. Just like June and a half in the south, the north is basically the same. However, the Winter Clothes Festival, the Qingming Festival, and the 15th of July are called the three major ghost festivals, and they are also festivals to worship ancestors.

Liu Xin nodded: "I've heard of it, but I really haven't." I only study the cuisine of various places, and I rarely study these things. So what do you need me to do tomorrow?"

Yu Huifei nodded and said: "I really need it, I have five-color paper at home, let's fold out some small flowers together, and get some clothes, and we have to add some cotton to them." ”

Liu Xin's eyes lit up, and he seemed very interested.

At this time, black and white impermanence came over, and the two of them did not spoil the fun this time, but nodded and said: "Yes, burn more tomorrow, it's a good thing!"

Yu Huifei was stunned, and said in his heart, is this really useful?

But Liu Xin is here, and he doesn't want to ask much.

At noon, the cowherd came back, and as soon as the goods came back, a pair of eyes began to stare at Liu Xin.

Liu Xin thought that this thing was really sick in the brain, but he was not angry, and looked at him with a little pity from time to time.

But the Cowherd didn't think so, he just sat there staring at Liu Xin, I won't drive you away, but I stare at you, you are uncomfortable, you should go.

As a result, Liu Xin, the cute girl, slapped her head, went back to the house and took out the drawing board, and then began to draw at the motionless cowherd who stared at the beads.

It is estimated that such a motionless, honest, and very distinctive person is not easy to meet.

Anyway, Liu Xin is quite happy.

When she finished the painting and stuffed it to the cowherd, this thing was directly confused!

Liu Xin said: "Thank you for your cooperation!"

The Cowherd scratched his head, looked at the painting in his hand, and grinned and popped out a word: "Lean ......"

Although the cowherd doesn't like girls, Liu Xin's paintings are really good, and her paintings are not abstract or impressionistic, but realistic.

The same goes for sketches......

Yu Huifei doesn't know how to draw, but the paintings drawn with pencils of various colors can look like real people, and Yu Huifei is the first time to see the real thing!

Yu Huifei couldn't help but say, "Hey, Brother Lang, if you don't like it, will you give it to me?"

The cowherd glanced at Yu Huifei: "I...... I don't like it, but I can be a butt wipe!"

After saying that, the cowherd turned around and left.

Yu Huifei scratched his head and said, "Brother Lang, that paper is hard!"

The Cowherd sneered: "When we didn't have paper, we all scraped it with wooden chips!

Yu Huifei instantly made up a picture in his mind, a tall guy squatting in the grass, grabbing an extremely sharp piece of wood, and slowly stretched it out behind him......

Yu Huifei was excited, and said with a lot of emotion in his heart: "Wipe your butt like that, I guess there must be no hemorrhoids......, right?"

Yu Huifei looked back at Liu Xin and spread his hands, saying that my eldest cousin's brain is really not good.

Liu Xin smiled: "Okay, don't explain." But I think you're a good cousin. In all these years, I haven't met a model who sits motionless for a day. He's really good enough to sit still. You don't know, he didn't even blink. He's so talented, if there's nothing to do back, I'll introduce him to be a model, right?"

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while......

There are many girls who study art, throw the cowherd into the pile of women?

Yu Huifei estimates that the Cowherd will explode on the spot.

watched Liu Xin run to make dinner with a smile.

Yu Huifei touched his stomach and muttered, "Although I didn't eat at noon, dinner should have been settled." ”

went to the backyard, and Yu Huifei saw the cowherd lying there, and the black impermanence was jumping on him!

Yu Huifei wondered: "What are you doing?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Oh, this guy said that his back hurts, let me press him." But he has rough skin and thick meat, and I don't feel it according to him, so I just step on his back. As a result, it was useless to step on it, so I had to jump......"

He asked with some curiosity: "Brother Lang is an ordinary person after all, but why do I think he is a bit outrageously strong? I mean his physical fitness." ”

Bai Wuchang said: "If you are replaced, you have lived for 800 years, and you have been single for 800 years, and you can also have a pair of unicorn iron arms." ”

Yu Huifei flashed a picture in his mind again, the scene of the Cowherd standing in front of the window in the dead of night every day, practicing the left and right fighting skills.

Think about 800 years......

Yu Huifei actually felt that this was very reliable!

The cowherd on the ground didn't know what they were talking about, and said with a little pride: "I've been doing nothing else for eight hundred years." When I had nothing to do, I threw two punches at the tree, and then the tree couldn't bear my ravage, so I hit the stone.

I heard the old man say that the more you practice, the stronger your body becomes, and you are not afraid of getting hurt.

As long as you hone day and night, your bones, skin, and strength can become stronger.

I just practice every day......"

Yu Hui didn't believe this, an old martial artist said before that the human body is actually no different from those bacteria and viruses. will make the most appropriate changes because of the change of the environment, the need for survival, and self-evolution.

It's just that bacteria and viruses change quickly, but humans change slowly.

Therefore, when the ancients practiced martial arts, they waved their fists at stones, trees, or something, which was to hone their bodies to a critical point, implying that their bodies must evolve to be harder, otherwise they would be broken.

So after the body receives this signal, every time the bone cracks and the flesh breaks, when they repair it, they will repair it stronger and thicker than before.

This is the reason why many people who practice martial arts all year round will have thick calluses on their fists and palms.

Why is it the same person, but someone can open a stone with his bare hands, but ordinary people can't even split a small plank.

This is also why people often say skill, what is skill, people have practiced hard for decades and boiled up a body of steel and iron, this is called skill!

You don't have a lot of skills, and you will definitely suffer a loss.

Coupled with a variety of fighting skills, that is a humanoid combat machine.

In this way, the Cowherd has practiced hard for 800 years, and that skill ...... No wonder the physical fitness is so strong.