Chapter 33, Bed Bugs in the Cell
In this world, some insects are so vigorous that they only need moisture and a little warmth to give birth to and grow.
For example, bed bugs, if left unchecked, can grow from the first two or three to a large group in a short period of time.
And people?
People can't do it, people are more fragile, and they can't compare to bed bugs!
Not only do people have fewer legs than insects, but they also can't survive long periods of time in damp and unseen environments, which can make their eyes uncomfortable, followed by the slow depletion of the organs in the body. Eventually, people lose their minds, start thinking cranky, and go crazy.
At this time, Lu Jian was squatting on the ground, looking like a black-haired and white-haired bereaved dog. A beam of light shot through the small window above the wall to his weed-like hair, and he squinted his eyes, regardless of the stubble like bird droppings, and the fat bed bug that had just crawled past in his field of vision, swaggering, leisurely and complacently like a swaggering hooligan, with an unusually arrogant attitude.
"Bastard!" anger could not help but appear on Lu Blade's sallow face, so he stretched out his thumb and crushed the bed bug hard. With a slight muffled sound and a squirt of bed bug bodily fluids, Lu Blade's eyes shone brightly. He grabbed one of the bug's legs and put it upside down in the air, his eyes closing in to see its shattered corpse. Lu Jian said viciously, "So fat, so round." must have sucked a lot of Lao Tzu's blood, bastard things, bastard things that are not things. After saying that, several bed bugs of the same size appeared in his afterglow, and he immediately jumped up from the ground with joy, and was very emotional.
They were everywhere, on the bed, on the bedding, under the straw mat, in this shadowy little room, there was an inexplicable stench everywhere, and every corner was full of damn bed bugs!
"Okay, you're all here!" Lu Jian laughed, waved a hand, and jumped onto the bed like a general, starting a fierce battle with the bedbugs. He shouted, "Come on, I'm going to pinch you hateful bed bugs to death one by one, bed bugs who can only suck blood and don't know how to reciprocate!"
Across a heavy iron fence, Wu Lingxiong looked at Lu Blade's crazy appearance, with a sneer on his face, he turned his head and snorted: "This old thing, is it crazy?"
"Not yet. Wu Lingfeng said proudly, "The old thing can't stand the huge gap in life, it's just that he can't think about it for a while." When he figures it out, he will naturally get better. ”
"That's fine. Wu Lingxiong touched the iron rod that was thicker than the child's arm, and he said, "Big brother, why did you only abolish his martial arts and not simply kill him?"
"He doesn't waste much food. Wu Lingfeng walked close to the cell, and his eyes appeared the funny appearance of the landing blade with his teeth and claws, and he smiled: "Keep him, maybe it will be of great use in the future!"
"Big use?" Wu Lingxiong touched his chin and said confusedly, "He doesn't even have martial arts now, and he has been cut off one of his hands, so what's the use?"
Wu Lingfeng smiled faintly, did not continue to answer, he knocked on the fence, made a heavy metallic sound, and shouted inside, "Old thing, since you are so idle, why don't you write the cultivation method of "Thousand Armies Broken" now? As long as you write it, I will let you out immediately, so that you don't have to worry about bed bugs, how about it?"
As if he hadn't heard, Lu Jian continued to fight the army of bed bugs in his bed. At this moment, he was victorious, and five or six big bed bugs and three or four small bed bugs were cut off the horse. And by chance, I found a bed bug's hidden nest under the straw mat, densely packed with cubs, like white sesame seeds. This made him overjoyed, and he shouted happily: "You brutes, garbage, and scoundrels, you are hiding here." It's deep, are you going to come out and bite me while I'm sleeping? It must be very cool to do this secretly, right?"
"Don't want to write now?" Wu Lingfeng ignored what Lu Jian said, he let out a long sigh and said lightly, "It doesn't matter, I believe you will say it one day." ”
"Bed bugs!" Lu Jian suddenly screamed, spat at the ground, stared at the bed bug nest and said, "Filthy and lowly creatures, you dominate and live in the shadows, and I will eradicate you now." ”
"Oh! Wu Lingfeng said in a daze, "I almost forgot to tell you, I have ordered someone to replace the plaque on the gate of the Lu family with the Wu family." From now on, there will be no more Lu family in Linzhou City, only the Linzhou martial family. ”
"Disgusting. Lu Jian shouted, smashing his fist into the nest, and in the blink of an eye, the corpses of bed bugs were all over the ground, and the smell of stinking and smoky smells spread, he pulled his nose and said, "Not only do you have a stinky word in your name, but even your body stinks, your stink, innate, is really disgusting." ”
"Ignorant old thing!" Wu Ling's ambition calmed down for a long time, then he suddenly glared, and he said, "It's useless for you to pretend to be crazy and stupid! I advise you to hand over "A Thousand Armies" to me as soon as possible. You know, it's futile to resist, we can wait! However, there will only be more and more bugs here. ”
"Just a few little bugs, will I really be scared?" Hearing this, Lu Jian stopped his hand and turned his back to Wu Lingfeng and sneered contemptuously, "You bed bug, don't daydream and be delusional!" "A Thousand Armies Broken" is the foundation of my Lu family's foothold in the rivers and lakes, it is extremely profound and powerful, and the rats don't deserve it at all!"
"Is that really the case?" Wu Lingfeng covered his mouth, yawned, shook his head and said, "Your mouth is more powerful than your sword." So we'll see, there's always a way to get you to speak. ”
"If so. Wu Lingxiong seemed to think of something, and laughed and said, "Big brother, I thought of a way!"
"Say!"
"Since he has so much strength, let's start tomorrow and starve him!" Wu Lingxiong said slyly, "I don't think there is any need to eat rice, just use dog food." ”
This way. Wu Lingfeng nodded, "Then I'll leave this matter to you." ”
At this moment, a family member quickly walked in from outside, and he came to Wu Lingfeng's side in a panic and said a few words in his ear.
"Coming so fast?" Wu Lingfeng was slightly stunned, his expression was dim, and asked, "How many people are here?"
"Three people!" said Jiading.
"What's the matter?" Wu Lingxiong crossed his fingers and stretched his waist to ask, "Who is here?"
"Don't be wordy!" Wu Lingfeng said solemnly, "Come back with me." ”
"Old thing!" Wu Lingfeng turned around and said, "You'd better think it out in the next few days, otherwise, there will be not only bed bugs here, but also other things." ”
"Did you hear that?" Wu Lingxiong turned around and kicked the fence, oops, "It hurts, it hurts." Then, he glared at the round eyes and scolded, "Old thing, what are you laughing at?" Believe it or not, I'm going to chop off your other hand?"
"Bedbug!" Looking at the back of the Wu brothers leaving, Lu Jian put his head on the iron rod and scolded secretly, "One day, you will be punished like me!"
The sun was shining from behind the mountain, and the summer breeze gently caressed the face.
This early morning makes people feel extra comfortable.
Here, the waves are lying in the stern of the boat with their eyes slightly closed, their hands behind their necks, and one leg crossed, bathed in the lazy sun.
The sound of the oars creaking rhythmically sounded in his ears, and the boat moved forward steadily, and the sound of the running water made him mistakenly think that he was lying on the edge of a stream, and then, he turned over, and saw a small brown porcelain altar.
"Straight. Langliu sat up, took the porcelain altar, opened the lid, and the smell of wine instantly diffused, and he asked beautifully, "Where have we been?" After speaking, he poured a large sip of wine.
"Stone Town is not far ahead. Junko got out of the cabin and said, "We just passed the Qilin Peak, big brother, you have slept for too long." ”
"No wine?" Langliu shook the porcelain altar in his hand and threw it into the river, he said, "I must have been drunk last night, so I slept too hard." ”
"Your injury, the best thing is not to drink. Junko blushed and frowned. At this time, he was carrying two half-scraped fish with scales in his hand, and the wave did not know the fish, but felt like a grass carp. Junko continued, "But it looks like you're okay, big brother!"
"Wine heals, don't you know? Langliu smiled and said, "This morning, are we going to eat fish?"
"Fish soup, lighter, is good for the eldest brother's injury. Junko said.
"I think braised is better, but it should taste good when boiled, right?" said Langliu, getting up. Then, with his hands stretched out above his head, he twisted it to the left, and twisted it again, moving his muscles and bones, but he didn't dare to push too hard, for fear of tearing open the wound that had just healed, and he asked Junko, "You just said, where are we almost there?"
"Stone Town!" Lao Cai shouted from the bow of the ship. He was bare-chested, with a gray rag on his shoulders to wipe his sweat, and his arms holding the oars, his muscles puffing out clearly, and he continued, "There is a herb shop in that city, which will be very good for the wounds of the wave hero. ”
"So!" Wave stopped to look at the hazy town in the distance, thought for a moment, and said, "Go to Stone Town to get a good pot of wine first, and then find some herbs by the way!"
"It would be better if you went to Langzhong. Lao Cai said.
"It's okay!" Langliu rubbed his wrist proudly, he seemed to think of something, so he said, "Lao Cai, you have been a lot more well-behaved recently, why don't you go to Dongqiu for long-windedness?"
"Lang Hero, you're amazing. Lao Cai Mei said with a smile, "That day, you taught me a trick and a skillful way. I've mastered the essentials, and now I've been paddling for a few hours, and I still feel strong and don't feel tired. These two arms are not sore anymore. ”
"Little trick!" Langliu said with a smile, "I'll teach you a few more tricks another day, and after you arrive in Dongqiu, you will be a martial arts master." ”
"I still can't go to Dongqiu!" Lao Cai said hesitantly, "That's too far, it's like heaven!"
"Then I'll let you live in hell!"
"Oops... Lang Daxia... Hero... Don't slap you in the face...!"