Chapter 352: Bodyguards, Please
"If it is a civilian, we can do it for free, but if the other party's status is higher, the higher the fee we charge. Rulai calmly glanced at Taishang Laojun.
In fact, he had already seen what cards Taishang Laojun had touched, and he couldn't help but feel sorry for the money in his pocket.
When the Queen Mother heard that this was a problem that could be solved with money, she waved her hand heroically, "That's okay, just make an offer." ”
If you don't seem to hear such a sentence calmly, you will get the cards in your hand one by one, and find that a bad hand of cards is very bad.
"Buddha, you can make a price...... the queen mother saw that he ignored him for a long time, so she had to ask again.
Rulai sighed, raised his eyes to look at her, and seemed very reluctant, "Then who are you going to ask for a bodyguard?"
The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor glanced at each other, coughed and looked left and right before cautiously saying, "It's that little baby of the Tianyu family." ”
Rulai raised his eyebrows: "...... Are you trying to make trouble?"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother shook their heads and waved their hands, and the Jade Emperor explained, "How is it possible, that child is too capable of making trouble, and we can still deal with those words before."
But this time, he was clamoring to re-take the road of the Long March to the West, which we couldn't do, so we thought about letting the four masters and apprentices accompany him to go again. ”
Rulai frowned slightly, thought about it, and felt that this matter was also simple.
Isn't it just to take a child to walk around that road, now the traffic is so convenient, just get a car, or other means of transportation, and it will be done in a month, so I readily agreed.
At the same time, he also slaughtered the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and got a generous honorarium.
Just when they finalized the matter, Taishang Laojun came to the side and said: "Are we still playing this card?"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother solved the big problem that had plagued them for several months, and they were in a good mood, so they raised their hands and waved, "Fight, how can you not fight, come on, come on." ”
Although Rulai got a generous honorarium, he also had a headache about how to convince Tang Seng and them, the most important thing is that the Monkey King is not easy to persuade.
Before, he could still use the matter of the Moon Palace to suppress him, but now that the little rabbit has made his shit luck find, then he has to find a new way to suppress Sun Wukong.
Taishang Laojun heard that he could continue, and his whole mouth was grinning wide, and when the Jade Emperor was about to play the cards, he pushed the cards in front of him on the card table with a hula, and shouted: "It's paste." ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
Queen Mother: "......"
When Sun Wukong was turning over the ground, he suddenly thought of something, stood happily on the mountainside, and shouted below: "Master, let's barbecue." ”
The sudden shout made Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng who were strolling around in the fields and orchards below.
Tang Seng held his chin and thought for a while, wanting to shout back, and thinking that he wanted to be more gentle, so he said to Zhu Bajie in the ground: "Bajie, reply to your senior brother's words, say okay." ”
Zhu Bajie was speechless for a while, but he still helped Tang Seng agree to Sun Wukong.
An hour later, a barbecue grill nearly two meters long and 0.5 meters wide was erected on the flat ground outside the wooden house built by the old tree vine demon.
The old tree vine demon stood on the side and watched Sun Wukong burn the dead trees into charcoal, and threw them into the oven one by one, and then out of nowhere he got a big iron net and put it on it, he didn't know why his feet were shaking.
Sun Wukong sensed his nervousness, turned back to him and smiled evilly: "If you are disobedient one day, I will also turn you into carbon." ”
The old tree vine demon's tail that supported him like a cane instantly softened, and he sat down on the ground, his lips turned white, and his tone trembled, "How can this be disobedient? ”
Sun Wukong snorted, "It's better to be like this." ”
He took a stick and stirred the charcoal, and then instructed Zhu Bajie to quickly skewer the eggplant, green peppers, corn, and all kinds of vegetables that the sand monk had washed with iron skewers, and then put all the thick corn and other vegetables with sauce and sauce, and then roasted them one by one on the charcoal stove.
He also has a special way of baking things, the left side is a relatively strong fire, the middle side is a medium fire, and the right side is a low fire, which can be distributed according to those that need to be roasted slowly and quickly.
For example, corn, which is more difficult to bake, should be roasted slowly over low heat so as not to cause the outside to burn, and the inside is still raw.
Although corn can be eaten raw, Sun Wukong really doesn't like the raw burnt taste.
Zhu Bajie is a catering, so he has no opinion on the distribution made by Sun Wukong, but he is a little surprised, how can a guy like Sun Wukong who is rude or has always been a guy who opens his mouth to eat?
But he didn't ask him stupidly, because if he asked, no matter whether Sun Wukong answered himself or not, it made him feel that it was redundant to ask.
Tang Seng sat far away in the corner of the room, looking at the fire and fireworks over there, he couldn't help frowning and shouting, "Wukong, won't you use a way to suck those cigarettes away?"
Monkey King: "...... Did I get rid of the smoke and you're going to come and help?"
Tang Seng really couldn't get used to the smell, so he nodded stiffly, "I'll come over if you don't get it." ”
Sun Wukong grinned, "Deler, Master, you can see it." ”
As soon as he said that, he raised his hand, and for some reason, it was accompanied by some gray smoke, and it disappeared in an instant.
Sun Wukong: "Master, you can come over." ”
Tang Seng: "......"
Why is he so stupid?
This is a problem that can be solved by a spell, and I dare to promise him.
When Tang Seng came over reluctantly, Sun Wukong decisively gave way and asked him to help Zhu Bajie deal with those ingredients together.
Zhu Bajie glanced at Sun Wukong vaguely, this monkey brother is too much, let him work, let him work, why arrange the master for him.
Half an hour later, Zhu Bajie was about to collapse, because wearing a carrot block could make Tang Seng pick out a bunch of faults.
Or that he was a little off, and when it was cooked and soft, it fell off, and he pulled it out and did it again according to his requirements, and then he was scolded again.
In the end, Sha Seng couldn't see it anymore and walked over, "I'll come." ”
Zhu Bajie thanked the sand monk with grateful eyes, and then went to do the work of the sand monk, throwing off some of the soil on the vegetables and fruits that he was going to bring back, and then sorting and packing.
After getting out of Tang Seng's sight, Zhu Bajie finally had a chance to breathe a sigh of relief.
After a day's work, he was thirsty, tired and hungry, and when he saw a red tomato in front of him, he was about to bite when Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Xiaoice playing in the water.